Chapter 96 Tian Longzi
Back to the point, Jin Yichen finally couldn't help it after seeing the rogue behavior of Master Fuba like this, which was the same as in the original work. He sat directly beside Ouyang Long and then gave him a wink. As a result, the big man on the water immediately moved a few pots of fine wine and a few plates of good dishes on the table, and then feasted with Jin Yichen...
“Eh?”
In this way, the martial arts heroes present were shocked and stunned when they saw Jin Yichen and Ouyang Long hit Fu Ba in the face like this. But what they didn't expect was that Fu Ba only glanced at them with an ugly expression, and then continued to greet them while eating and drinking.
"Come on, everyone, after all, although you are watching me suffer, you all have to fill your stomach, right?"
At this moment, I suddenly heard someone outside laughing and said, "Good friends share blessings and difficulties. You have suffered too much. You might as well let me suffer too!"
"Um?"
In this way, the martial arts great men present were immediately surprised again. After all, they never expected that there would be someone besides Jin Yichen and Ouyang Long that dared to make trouble on Tai Sui like this!
Back to the point, I saw Master Fuba suddenly put down his chopsticks with a "slap", and then immediately sneered, "All my good friends in this life have died, who are you?"
"Oh, you're not that good enough!" The man outside laughed and said, "I'm here to pay my birthday to my brother. Why did I curse me to die before I met?"
As soon as he finished speaking, someone finally came across from the door.
Looking closely, he saw that the man was very tall and thin. He was wearing a green and gray robe. There was an apricot-yellow silk ribbon tied by his waist, and a long sword in the form of ancient hanging on him. In addition, he also wore a bamboo hat covering his head like a basin, so that although he could see others, others could not see his face at all.
But even though that was the case, Grandma Fuba obviously recognized him, and even Grandma Fuba next to her had a little strange expression. Fortunately, the layer of powder on her face helped her, making it impossible for others to see even if her face changed.
Back to the point, I saw the man wearing a green sword shakingly walking in and said with a smile: "The old friend is here, can you not even give me a seat?"
At this time, Master Fuba's face turned ugly like the soles of his shoes, and he kept saying: "Sit, sit, sit..."
He said many words "sitting" in a row, but his body did not move at all.
"Oh, I understand." Seeing him as if he was constipated, the man wearing a sword in the green robe immediately pretended to be enlightened: "The rule of my brother is to give gifts first, otherwise he would not only have no seats to sit, but he would be afraid that his butt would be beaten to bloom."
As he said that, he touched his body again and said, "But I forgot to prepare Eli Lilly, what should I do?"
"snort!"
"Haha, don't be angry." Seeing this, the man wearing a sword in the green robe immediately took out a piece of broken paper from his body, which seemed to be used to go to the toilet, and smiled again, "Oh, by the way, as the saying goes: half a piece of paper for a scholar's favor, the gift is light and the affection is heavy, right?"
As he said that he seemed to see the Grandpa Tooba had no intention of paying attention to him. He actually sent the broken paper to the other party in a straight way, and continued to smile and said, "But I don't know if this gift is enough?"
As soon as he finished speaking, even Ouyang Long's face changed. After all, someone sent Nanhai Coral to death and vomited blood. However, this person only gave him a piece of disgusting paper. In this way, it would be strange if Master Fuba did not break his head.
But even though that was the case, this strange thing really happened. Grandpa Fuba glared at the man wearing a green robe for a while and suddenly nodded and said, "Enough, enough, enough..."
"Is that true?" The green-robed guest said happily when he heard this: "Then I will sit down and suffer!"
As he said that, he directly reached out and picked up the neck of a very large man, then threw him out of the door and sat in that seat, and in the blink of an eye, he ate a basin of shark fin in front of him...
That's not all. After eating all the basin of shark fins, he reached out and took the pot of unfinished wine in front of Master Fuba, and then drank it all like a whale sucking water. As a result, Master Fuba just watched helplessly, but didn't take any action to stop him.
After a long time, after eating and drinking, the man in the green robe and sword finally smacked his lips, and then he let out a long breath and said with a smile: "I haven't suffered such a good crime in a long time. Why don't you even have any sins in your starling? Just take them together and let them bear them together!"
At this time, Master Fuba suddenly slapped the table hard and said loudly: "You are all well-known people in the martial arts world. When Mr. Tian comes in, he dares to sit so carelessly but salute without asking for your goodbye!"
"Uncle Tian?"
After the Grandpa Fuba finished speaking, someone muttered like this, then rose up directly, respectfully bowed to the man wearing a green robe and sword, and said, "Since the Lord's surname is Tian, I wonder what it has to do with the 'Dragon Swordsman' who is famous in Tianshan with one sword to defend Tianshan with one sword?"
At this time, the man with a green robe and sword did not answer, but directly took off the bamboo hat on his head, revealing a pale and thin face. This face looked very handsome from a distance, but there were at least a dozen scars on his face. The face looked like an indescribable mysterious and terrifying feeling.
"It's indeed an old senior." The man immediately bowed and said when he saw this.
At this time, the heroes were all moved by the terror and stood up one after another. As a result, when they saw this, the man in the green robe and sword immediately smiled and said, "I dare not, it's Tian Longzi."
As he said that, Tian Longzi wanted to greet everyone and sit down, but at this moment, he found that Ouyang Long was still sitting there eating and drinking, as if he didn't take him seriously at all. Apart from him, a young man sitting next to him was even more exaggerated, and he looked at him with an idiot-like look, which made him look both angry and inexplicable.
In this way, after really being unable to bear this kind of gaze, Tian Longzi stared at Jin Yichen with a smile and said, "This young friend is the last name?"
At this time, Jin Yichen turned his head and stopped looking at him. As a result, Tian Longzi laughed furiously when he saw this, then turned to look at Ouyang Long and said, "This kid is your close friend, why don't you understand the rules so much?"
As soon as he finished speaking, Ouyang Long finally looked up at him, but then he lowered his head again and started to eat and drink. It was obvious that the big man on the water had a very good appetite.
In this way, Tian Longzi was immediately angry and smoked. He couldn't help but turn to see Master Fuba, but found that he was just watching the fun on the side, straightening up and not trying to persuade him at all.
Finally, in a furious manner, Tian Longzi immediately slapped the table and shouted: "Ouyang Long, I heard that the 'Eight Beauties of Martial Arts' have all fallen into your hands, right?"
"No," Ouyang Longtou said without raising his head: "But I gave it away again."
"So that's it!" Tian Longzi laughed wildly when he heard this, "No wonder Brother Fu regards you as your superior. It turns out that you have brought the "Eight Beauties of the Martial Arts" as a birthday gift. No wonder, with Brother Fu's support, you can naturally not take me seriously."
As he said that, he turned his head to look at Master Fuba again and continued, "But I want to kill you, Brother Fuba today, but I can't save you at all."
At this time, Jin Yichen suddenly laughed, then turned his head to Master Fuba and said, "Master Fuba, people clearly look down on you. Do you think you can ask Mrs. Zun to teach him a lesson?"
As soon as this statement was said, everyone suddenly felt very strange. After all, the "Hundred Steps Divine Fist" of Fuba Master is known to everyone in the world, but Grandma Fuba Master has never heard of any amazing skills.
But even though that was said, what made them strange was that after hearing Jin Yichen's words, Fu Ba Master, who was still arrogant, suddenly became dumbfounded. Although the face of the Fu Ba Grandma had not changed much, the pink on her face fell down, and even looked like the powder on the wall peeling off during an earthquake.
In this way, after the couple looked at each other, they saw Grandma Fuba finally slowly stood up from her seat. However, before she could stand up, a sword light flashed by. It was obvious that Tian Longzi had taken the lead and it was better to take action first.
"ah!"
At this time, Grandma Fuba exclaimed directly, then turned over and retreated two feet away. As a result, her eyes were quick to see that the collar of her chest had been cut by the sword tip, revealing her strong chest, and her chest was covered with black and fluffy chest hair...
"Well……"
At this time, Tian Longzi suddenly laughed at the sky and said, "I guess it's really good. Grandma Fuba is indeed a man..."
The heroes were finally completely stunned.
At this time, Grandma Fuba's body had shrunk into a ball, while Grandma Fuba was desperately trying to cover her chest with her clothes. Her expression was both ridiculous and pitiful.
In fact, the two of them could have competed with Tian Longzi now, but if the embarrassing story of one person was suddenly exposed, it would inevitably be a little panicked. What's more, they had been hiding this secret for decades. There was only one person who knew the secret, but this person was already dead. They really couldn't figure out how the young man, and the more they couldn't figure it out, the more terrifying it was.
When they are afraid of others, they will naturally not be afraid of them. Some people can’t help laughing. As a result, Tian Longzi laughed proudly when he saw this, “No wonder you raise all monsters that are neither male nor female. It turns out that you are monsters. Men are actually interested in marrying a man as their wife. This is a strange story in the world and have never seen them.”
At this moment, someone suddenly heard someone say, "It is his own business for him to like to marry a man and be a wife. Even if he likes to marry a monkey as a wife, he will be happy. As long as he doesn't marry you as a wife, why do you care about his other people's business?"
ps: These two chapters were temporarily kicked out today, so they may not feel good to read, but please rest assured that I will soon modify them without changing the plot.
Chapter completed!