Chapter ninety-fifth of the rich is not benevolent
It has to be said that Ouyang Long has completely restored his heroic spirit to the water hero at this moment, and the result is that although Master Fuba did not see the depth of Jin Yichen, after combining with the birthday gift he sent, he immediately smiled kindly and said, "Of course."
As he said that, he immediately squeezed his eyes to the left and right and said, "I like Mr. Ouyang's gift very much, so you must be careful to collect it and never make any mistakes, do you know?"
"yes."
He understood and said something, and then lifted Yi Kun down again. Seeing this, Master Fu Ba's face recovered a little, and then turned his head and smiled and said to Ouyang Long and Jin Yichen without a smile: "Great, great, it's hard for you to find such a good thing to give to me. So today you will sit down at the table of wine."
At this time, Jin Yichen did not sit down, but looked directly at the table beside the birthday hall. It turned out that there were indeed gifts sent by the people in the hall, and all of them were rare treasures worth tens of thousands of gold. One of them gave eighteen night pearls as big as fists, and each bead was the same size. It would shine brightly in a place without a trace of light. Even if you wear it on your body, you can read without lighting the lamp.
In addition, one person gave nine gorgeous Jiulong Cups. Not only were each of them different in style, but every cloudy day, there would be clouds and fog on the cup. When the weather turned clear, the clouds would immediately disappear, and even the water would be poured into the cup and turned into mellow wine.
I have to say that even if these two treasures are in the palace, they will never be able to find a pair of them. Although they gave them to Fuba Grandpa, they felt a little complacent, and they thought: I can definitely suppress everyone else this time, and my face will be very glorious when I talk about this to others in the future. But what they never expected was that Ouyang Long only gave a useless man and a piece of broken paper and pressed them all down, which made them feel confused for a while.
In this way, when they were really confused, they would inevitably keep muttering in their hearts, and the consequence of this was that their stomachs were getting hungry.
There is no way, after all, it has already arrived at the meal time, and after trekking thousands of miles, they still couldn't even drink a cup of tea, let alone a snack for guests.
Because of this, they all desperately hoped to have a meal soon. But what they didn't expect was that at this time, Master Fuba didn't even have the intention to have a meal at all, but also closed his eyes and seemed to be asleep!
"well!"
In this way, because no one dared to wake up the stinky old man Fuba, although everyone present was so hungry that his chest was pressed against the back, they still had to continue to endure it. As a result, their resentment towards this stinky old man who had already been forced to get out of blood once became deeper.
Finally, after a while, Grandma Fuba seemed a little embarrassed, so she quickly called a servant over and said, "The old man hasn't arrived yet, but the guests must have been hungry when they arrived. So you hurry to the kitchen behind to see if there is any delicious snacks. If so, take them out and let the guests take the bottom first."
"yes."
As he said that, the servant turned around and walked out, and at the same time, everyone was ashamed of amnesty, so that when he finally breathed a sigh of relief, he immediately felt that this grandma Fuba looked like she was suddenly a teenager and became more and more pleasing to her.
Back to the topic, after a while, two servants came in with two large plates of steaming snacks. But what everyone didn't expect was that although these two small plates of snacks looked a little decent from a distance, they immediately exposed the true appearance of them just two large plates of steamed steamed buns with stick noodles!
"ah?"
Without surprise, everyone was stunned. After all, if the stick noodles were considered delicious snacks, the white noodles could be considered a delicacy. Seeing this, Jin Yichen and Ouyang Long, who had already prepared, finally couldn't help laughing.
"Hahaha……"
At this time, it seemed that they were a little embarrassed by the laughter of the two of them. Grandma Fuba forced a smile and said, "Although the snacks are not good, you should just use them. After all, Master Eight really doesn't know when he will sleep."
"Oh, okay!"
"Forget it, just cushion your belly first!"
"Since Grandma Eight said that, let's just let it go!"
...
In this way, after hearing that the meal was still far away, the martial arts heroes who had almost never eaten steamed buns in their lives had to hold the steamed buns one by one and chew them. As a result, after matching a little pickle next to them, they immediately ate dry and salty, so that they couldn't help but drink water desperately...
"Uh, so full!"
"Me too."
"Me too."
"So too!"
...
In this way, because the water from waffles would swell, the martial arts heroes who were still very hungry just now became swelling and uncomfortable after eating a few waffles and drinking a lot of water.
Among them, only a few smart people were very smart. They knew that Master Fuba wanted to fill them with steamed buns first and wait until the good dishes were served, so that they could only stare at them but couldn't eat them. As they expected, they didn't expect that after the stomachs of these people were bloated, they saw Master Fuba really woke up immediately, and they quickly said: "Start the meal quickly, set the wine quickly, the guests are already hungry, what are you waiting for?"
In this way, the smart people immediately felt secretly proud, and they felt that those who had just eaten steamed buns were fools. When the wine and food were served, these people became even more proud, because the first dish was red stewed wings. Not to mention eating it, it was quite satisfying to just look at it.
Because of this, those who ate steamed buns suddenly regretted it. After all, they can't eat anything now. Not to mention those who didn't eat, they all started to wink at this moment, just waiting for the owner to say "invitation" to give him a "scrabble chopsticks" together.
Back to the point, there should be good food and good wine, otherwise this birthday party will inevitably seem a bit out of character. Because of this, after the pot of wine was served on the table, those who ate steamed buns were finally happy and thought to themselves: You stingy guys don’t let us eat good food, but we can always drink a few more glasses of good wine!
Thinking of this, they couldn't help but pick up the empty wine glass at hand, and just waited for the meal to drink a few drinks to relieve their anger. But at this moment, the Baye Fu picked up the wine pot and sniffed it again, and then said seriously: "Sex is a knife on the head, wine is a medicine for penetrating intestines. When Di Yi made wine, Huangdi once said that there would be those who would destroy the country in the future because of wine. It can be seen that drinking wine is actually a harm but no benefit. Everyone is my guests of honor. I travel thousands of miles to give me gifts. How can I harm you?"
As he said that, he waved to the servants standing by, and said, "Why don't you pour sugar water into the guests' cups? Don't put too much sugar, after all, eating more sugar is not good for teeth."
As soon as he finished speaking, everyone looked at each other, and those who liked to drink were so angry that they were about to vomit blood.
Back to the point, I saw Grandpa Fuba pouring a glass of wine for him without any concern and murmured: "I am old and have lived enough. Even if I am killed by the wine, it doesn't matter. Come, come, come, I'll give you a glass first."
As he said that, he immediately drank the wine in the glass and then drank a few more glasses without feeling satisfied. As a result, after just a few glasses of wine, the Grandpa Fuba actually had a breeze on his face and smiled and said, "Sweet water is much better than wine, right? Haha, come on, please use some dishes."
Several "smart people" had been waiting for this sentence for a long time, so they had already picked up the chopsticks before they could finish their words. But what they didn't expect was that at this time, Grandpa Fuba suddenly lowered his face and said sternly: "Who brought this dish? Did you want to harm others?"
In this way, the hearts of several smart people fell into a state of depression. However, because they were really unwilling to accept it, one of them could not help but smile and said, "What's wrong with this dish?"
"Everyone doesn't know." Master Fu Ba said seriously: "Greasy things are the most harmful to the body. As the saying goes, vegetables and tofu are safe. Especially for us, we are a martial arts world. If we eat too much greasy food, we will inevitably become bloated even if we don't have diarrhea. But when we are bloated, we will inevitably be inconvenient when we move. If we are unable to move, we will inevitably be reduced when fighting with others. You all come from afar. If you have something to do with me, how can you be worthy of you because of eating my dishes?"
As he said that, he moved all the basin of wings in front of him and sighed, "But it doesn't matter if I eat some, the old man. Anyway, I'm a sloppy person, so what are you afraid of?"
In this way, he ate with wine and vegetable fields, and kept sighing, "Oh, I won't go to hell, who is hell, for the benefit of many friends, I should suffer some sins. Come on, please use sugar water."
As soon as this statement was spoken, everyone immediately looked at me and I looked at you, and finally knew how the four words "being rich and unkind" came about.
"Hmph, it's better to swell you to death!" Finally, I was really angry, but afterwards, everyone thought to myself.
Chapter completed!