Chapter 97: The Great Change in Body Shape
A man had already walked over swayingly. The man spoke weakly, as if he hadn't eaten for a few days, but his walking style was very big. Unfortunately, his shriveled face was soft and soft, just like a balloon that was released. And the clothes he wore were wearing were excellent, but they could hold him three people. If you say that this dress was not stolen, I'm afraid no one would believe it.
There are not many people in the world who dare to confront the "Dragon Swordsman". Everyone thought that the person who came must be another great figure, and they couldn't help but feel a little worried. Unexpectedly, the one who came in was such a cowardly monster. It seems that no matter who slapped him in the gutter.
Tian Longzi was both angry and funny, but he couldn't express his temper. He smiled and said, "It seems that you must have married a man as your wife, just because a talent like you are afraid that there will never be a woman in the world who will marry you again."
Everyone couldn't help laughing out loud when they said this.
At this moment, he saw that the strange man had no expression on his face, just because the skin on his face was too loose, and even if his flesh and blood were moving, he couldn't move. He laughed three times and then said, "Even if I marry a man as a wife, it has nothing to do with you, and you can't control it."
Others are "smile but not smiling", but he is "smile but not smiling". Although he laughed loudly, his face still looked listless, as if the person who laughed was not him at all. Everyone thought this person was funny, but now they can't help but feel that he is a little scary.
At this time, Tian Longzi also coughed twice and said, "If a man always marrys a man as his wife, what should a woman do? Therefore, I will just take care of this little thing."
"You're in charge?" the weird man said lightly when he heard this.
At this time, Tian Longzi said arrogantly: "No, I'm going to take care of it."
I have to say that Tian Longzi was indeed full of energy when he said this, but what surprised everyone was that just as the word "guan" was said and the word "decided" had not yet been expressed, they still heard two "crack, snap" slap slaps, the sound was both clear and crisp.
"Um?"
In this way, everyone was confused and looked closely, but they saw that there was a red slap mark on each side of Tian Longzi's face, as if it was drawn on his face with cinnabar!
That's not all. Although he was slapped twice in public, even Tian Longzi himself didn't know how he got these two slapped. He felt that with a "bar" sound on his left face, his body was about to fall to the right, but he was slapped on his right face in time, and then his body stood firm again.
Seeing that strange man was still standing there in a scattered manner, looking at him sarcastically. It would be hard to believe that these two slaps were hit by him.
Tian Longzi felt dreaming, but fortunately she didn't feel pain on her face. What's strange is that everyone was looking at his face, but there was a look of horror in her eyes, which looked like seeing a ghost. Tian Longzi couldn't help but touch her face, and then she realized that five fingerprints had swollen on her face, which was hotter than fire when she touched it.
He was shocked and couldn't help but exclaim, only then he realized that his whole face was frozen, so he was so numb that he could not move at all, so he didn't feel pain.
The weirdo laughed again and said, "Do you still care about this little thing?"
Tian Longzi spoke in his throat, but couldn't speak.
Grandma Fuba suddenly plucked up the courage and said, "Senior Gao's name, I wonder if I can report it?"
The weirdo said, "Don't you recognize who I am?"
He shook his head and sighed, "It would be fine if others can't recognize who I am. If you can't recognize who I am, I'd really make me sad, very sad..."
Speaking of this, he suddenly took out a chicken leg from the wide and large dress. When he saw the chicken leg, he immediately showed a look of greed in his eyes. He put it in front of his eyes and then put it in front of his nose to sniff it. Finally, he sighed again and put the chicken leg back.
Seeing his expression, the muscles on Grandma Fuba's face suddenly twisted and she said in a trembling voice: "Heaven...Heaven...Heaven..."
She said seven or eight consecutive words "天" but the second word could not be said.
Ouyang Long thought for a moment, and suddenly he remembered someone and said in a lost voice: "Senior, is it the Tianchixing?"
The weirdo laughed and said, "It's not bad at all. I didn't expect you to recognize me, it's not easy, it's not easy."
Everyone present suddenly realized why the flesh on his face was so loose and why his clothes were so big. It turned out that he was a fat man. The fat man suddenly lost weight and would become like this. But how could Tianjixing, who was as fat as a pig, become so thin in less than three months? You must know that it is not easy for a fat man to lose weight.
Grandma Fuba said, "How could you... how could you... become so thin?"
Tian Chixing sighed and said, "Didn't you see it? I don't dare to eat anything now. Once I eat it, my stomach will hurt so much. How could a person not lose weight if he doesn't eat?"
He sighed again and murmured: "It seems that I should change my name to "Tiane Xing".
Tianchixing has always claimed to be like iron intestines and often praises "If you don't eat big meat, you won't eat flies." This means that you can eat anything except these two things. Why can't you even dare to eat chicken legs like this? Although everyone is strange, no one dares to ask.
At this time, Jin Yichen suddenly said, "Senior has been entangled by the vocal insect for a long time, and life must be very sad."
Tian Chixing opened his eyes wide and said in surprise: "You know that too."
Jin Yichen said: "I know a little bit."
Tian Chixing stared at him and murmured: "This young man knows a lot."
Jin Yichen smiled and said, "No matter who is entangled by the vocal insect, he must not eat or eat. He can't sleep at ease, and he will naturally lose weight after one or two months."
Tian Chixing sighed and said, "No, not bad at all. I just wanted to die in those two months. Fortunately, he stole me for two months and suddenly disappeared again. But my stomach and intestines were tortured by him. I didn't dare to move even if the delicacies were placed in front of me."
As he was talking, he seemed to have tears falling. After all, how could a delicious person live if he couldn't eat anything?
Jin Yichen said: "Senior is coming this time to find the sad statue of Madam Mo Yu Ji?"
As he said that, he made another gesture, which was the gesture that Yu Duhe compared in front of Tian Chixing that day.
Tian Chixing said: "No matter how you count it, she must be one of the eight beauties in the martial arts world, and her statue must be among them. I can't see her herself, nor dare to look at it, but it's also good to be able to see her statue."
Jin Yichen smiled softly and said, "Then please ask Master Fu Ba to bring a crystal basin and fill it with a basin of clear water."
To be honest, Jin Yichen thinks that Tianchixing is not annoying. If he can win over, Jin Yichen will be more at ease after leaving this plane. Besides, he has his secret in his hand, so he is not afraid that he will pull out his palm.
Tian Chixing glanced at Master Fuba, and Master Fuba immediately did it, and the crystal basin was quickly taken over.
ps: It hurts so much today that I cannot add to the readers who support me by taking two chapters of the first draft. But please rest assured that I will soon modify it without changing the plot.
Chapter completed!