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No. 301 Meng, I want to buy a cute

At 8 o'clock in the evening—

The cranes all over the sky landed gracefully, without being arranged in human form, nor in one line. They were unorganized and undisciplined, and fell down like falling flowers. On the largest crane, there was a beautiful girl sitting.↗,

Sun Wukong rubbed his eyes, and suspected that he had read it wrong... But after careful look, he didn't read it wrong. This guy is indeed Zhenyuan Daxian, but why did she wear a maid outfit and hold a broom in her hand? Which country's style is this?

Her Majesty the Queen of the Western Liang Women's Kingdom was also stunned. She pointed at the maid in front of her dress Zhenyuan Daxian and asked blankly: "Didn't you say that you are a Taoist nun? Why did a maid come?"

Sun Wukong covered the swollen bag on his head with his hands: "I don't know what nerves she is getting. Oh, after seeing this crazy look, my head hurts even more."

Zhenyuan's immortal blushed and looked very happy. His mental state didn't look like he was here to save people, but he was here to date. The deer bumped into each other and was excited, making people sweat a little coldly. She smiled and said, "I'm here, Wukong, where is Donor Tang now? Let's go and save him quickly."

Sun Wukong complained: "Hey, what mess are you wearing? Are you here to fight or be a funny artist?"

Zhen Yuan Daxian said: "Of course I came to fight to save people. I never thought of being funny. Is someone with status like me suitable to be a funny artist?"

With a lot of complaints, Sun Wukong didn't know which one to vomit, so he could only sigh to the sky: "Forget it, the new era is so terrible. The ancestor of Taoism's earth immortals has become like this. I am really worried about the future of Taoism."

"Well, I'm full of hope for the future!" Zhenyuan Daxian laughed: "I have been choosing this outfit for a long time. I think he will definitely like it."

Zhenyuan Daxian was not idle during this period. Since she confirmed that Tang Sen was reincarnated by Jin Chanzi, she has been desperately investigating Tang Sen's preferences. She easily discovered that Tang Sen liked the otakus, so she checked the characteristics of the otakus. After some analysis, she believed that Tang Sen must like maid outfits very much now, so she dressed in this way.

"He will definitely like it?" Sun Wukong's eyes became strange when he heard this: "Which one do you want to wear for?"

"Of course he is Jin..." Zhenyuan Daxian almost let out a word, and said half of the golden words, and quickly took them back. What a joke, no one in the world knows that Sun Wukong likes Jin Chanzi. 500 years ago, this woman made a big fuss in the Heavenly Palace for Jin Chanzi. The whole world was shocked. Unlike her secret love, Sun Wukong was in a clear relationship! If Sun Wukong knew that Tang Sen was the reincarnation of Jin Chanzi, she would definitely be obsessed with it and would have no share of herself at that time.

Zhenyuan Daxian cried out inwardly, it was so dangerous, and he almost added a love rival to himself.

Sun Wukong asked, "What's the golden thing? Humph... it's weird."

"No, no, there is no weirdness at all!"

"Let's say it quickly, there must be something weird." Sun Wukong is not a fool. In fact, she is very smart. It is easier to fool her with high technology. But it will be difficult to fool her in terms of words, behavior, conspiracy and tricks. Zhenyuan Daxian's strange expression was caught by her, but it is not so easy to get sloppy.

Zhenyuan Daxian secretly cried out: "I'm talking about the golden beetle, yes, a kind of insect. I plan to wear this outfit for the insect to see."

"Stop lying here!" Sun Wukong jumped up: "You are saying Xiao Jin, sorry? It's Jin Chanzi! Right? I've guessed it long ago. You woman also has a special emotion towards Xiao Jin. There is a statue of Xiao Jin in your Taoist temple. You like Xiao Jin, sure!"

Zhenyuan Daxian screamed in his heart: It's over, this woman can see it.

"You have found Xiao Jin's reincarnation. Right? Tell me quickly, where is Xiao Jin? Tell me quickly!" Sun Wukong pounced on him, grabbed Zhen Yuan Daxian's shoulder and shook it hard.

Zhenyuan Daxian was shaken by her and quickly said, "Stop shaking, I said...I said it's not okay?"

Sun Wukong let go of his hand and looked at her nervously.

Taoist immortals cannot lie, but...When women are engaged in the battle to defend love, they use all means. The precepts such as not being able to lie have long been thrown out of the Nine Night Clouds. Zhenyuan immortal lied seriously: "I don't know where Xiao Jin is yet, but I heard a little monster say that he had seen Jin Chanzi somewhere, and then lost contact."

"Ah?" Sun Wukong felt so sad: "Where did you see him?"

Zhenyuan Daxian said nonsense: "Western Heaven, Lingshan."

Sun Wukong was overjoyed and said, "Okay, it's the same destination as my one. I'm going to go to Lingshan, so I can go to find him." Speaking of this, she suddenly remembered something and looked at Zhenyuan Daxian with a strange look and said, "Is there any inevitable connection between Xiao Jin's appearance in Lingshan and you dress like this?"

Zhenyuan Daxian Khan quickly continued to talk nonsense: "According to the little monster, Jin Chanzi's preferences changed a little after this reincarnation. He no longer liked the Royal Sister, so I changed my clothes and wanted to see if he liked it."

"What? Don't like the Royal Sister?" Sun Wukong was overjoyed: "Do you like the Loli?"

Zhenyuan Daxian said: "No, he likes something called 'cendry' now... Well, cute!" While lying to deceive Sun Wukong, she thought to herself: Xiao Jin likes a home girl. I deliberately say it is cute, it's not too far away, right? This way of lying to people is equivalent to not cheating. Yes, I won't be afraid of confronting people in the future.

"Cute?" Sun Wukong blinked his innocent big eyes, with a confused look on his face. There was no word "cute" 500 years ago. What does this mean? She is less than 1.3 meters tall, and she is a typical loli figure. Her eyes are super big and three-headed. She turned her head with her big eyes and said to Zhenyuan Daxian: "What is cute?"

Zhenyuan Daxian put on the demeanor of a Taoist priest of the immortal family and said, "The secrets of heaven cannot be revealed."

Sun Wukong knew that the Taoist priest and Taoist talisman were posing like this. If you want to ask the truth from her, it would be no chance. She must be talking nonsense next to her. So she turned to the queen next to her and asked, "Her Majesty, what is Meng?"

The queen spitted out a sip of tea and thought to herself: This question is so difficult. It seems very difficult to explain what cute is. There is a lack of corresponding terms. She snatched her head for a long time and spread her hands and said, "Sorry, I don't know how to explain what cute is... Hey, you guys are trying to save my husband now. Why are you touching the Jinchanzi? Go back to the topic."

Sun Wukong pointed to the swollen bag on his finger: "I'm poisoned now and can't save him for the time being. Let me leave this matter to Zhenyuan Daxian. I'll go for a walk in the city and ask what other people are."

After Sun Wukong said that, he slipped out of the palace. When Zhenyuan Daxian saw her leaving, he couldn't help but be overjoyed: OK, it's best if you leave. When I went to save Xiaojin, it would be too bad to have you beside him as a light bulb. You can walk slowly and don't send it off!

The Queen and Zhenyuan Daxian began to study the issue of rescuing Tang Sen, but Sun Wukong walked to the streets of the capital of the Western Liang Women's Kingdom.

She was wearing a loli leopard print dress sewn by Tang Sen for her. She was less than 1.3 meters tall, with big watery eyes and a small swollen bag on her head. This look was so cute, but she herself didn't know what cute meant.

When I walked to the street, I saw an aunt in her fifties walking by. Sun Wukong hurried over and pulled the aunt: "I'm asking this aunt, what is cute?"

"Cute? It seems to be a popular thing among young people, and I don't understand it either." The aunt said disdainfully: "Young people like to use some inexplicable Internet terms. I didn't have such a word when I was young."

Sun Wukong didn't ask why, so he had to pout and walk towards the next passerby.

The passerby was a young girl. Sun Wukong thought: This is a young man, you must know, right?

She pulled the girl and asked, "Sister, what is cute?"

The girl looked down at Sun Wukong's big watery eyes, and was immediately so cute that she was sweating: "You ask me what cuteness is?"

"Yes!" Sun Wukong said naively: "What is cute?"

"I asked it knowingly!" The girl jumped up in anger: "No way you are like you, you are just cute." The girl left angrily.

Sun Wukong Daqi: "Where did I ask clearly? Where did I be cute? I just want to know what cuteness is. If there is one, I want to buy a little. I really don't know. Hello... don't leave... don't leave..."

The girl didn't look back and said to Sun Wukong with her back: "You should go to another country and find a middle-aged uncle to be cute. Humph, don't be cute to a girl like me, it's useless."

Sun Wukong was confused when she heard this, but she still sorted out some information, as if the middle-aged uncle was cute, and there were people selling things like cute...

OK, now I can buy some cute things back.

Sun Wukong was overjoyed and quickly used somersault clouds. One somersault turned over to the capital of Chechi Kingdom. At this time, the presidential election of Chechi Kingdom had already ended, and the capital had returned to its daily appearance. Many tourists were wandering on the streets, and the people lived and worked in peace and joy.

Sun Wukong found a shopping street, which was filled with many small shops, with a wide range of goods. She walked into one of the grocery stores. The owner was a middle-aged uncle. Sun Wukong was overjoyed and found the right one. The middle-aged uncle was related to being cute...

Sun Wukong said politely: "May I ask, are you cute here?"

Middle-aged uncle: "…"
Chapter completed!
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