No. 302, the little video is released
Updated at 8 a.m.
A cute little loli with a bag of swollen head ran into the store to take out a piece of gold to buy cuteness!
The middle-aged uncle couldn't believe his eyes. Could this be a TV station's prank show? He stuck his head out of the store, looked around the street, there was no camera, and then retracted his head and said to Sun Wukong: "Little sister, what are you going to buy? Uncle didn't hear it clearly."
Sun Wukong pouted and said, "Are you wrong? Are you in your ears? My old Sun has made it very clear, I want to buy cuteness!"
The middle-aged uncle felt that Yalishanda: "Little sister, are you sure you are here to buy cuteness, not to be cute?"
"Nonsense, if I take it out and sell it, do I still need to buy it?" Sun Wukong slapped the table unhappily: "You are a grocery store, and the grocery store has everything. Hurry up and sell it."
"No, no, although this grocery store cannons and needlework, it can be sold, but it can't be cute." The middle-aged uncle felt very aggrieved: "I am an old and ugly uncle with a beard, it is impossible to be cute at all. If you want to be cute, you have to find a more professional place."
"Oh? Where is the professional cute place?"
"Uh...this..." The middle-aged uncle felt that Yalishan was big and this question was very difficult, so he had to answer with difficulty: "I don't know where there are professional and cute places, but the world is so big and there are all kinds of strange things. There will always be a place where many people are cute. As long as you work hard to find it, you will definitely find it."
"So that's it!" Sun Wukong suddenly realized the truth. The so-called "Tao" is specially used to give people an enlightenment. He will realize the truth in an instant when he is destined, but he will never realize it in his lifetime without destiny. Sun Wukong suddenly realized the Tao about "cute" from the words of the middle-aged uncle...
It turns out that things like Meng are hard to come by. You have to use your lifelong efforts to find them. If you want to travel all over the world and see the world, you may find them in someone else's place... It's like a monk who travels all over the world and seeks to understand the true meaning of Buddhism! Just like Tang Sen riding a bicycle to travel around the world to find the truth of the world. If you want to buy Meng, how can it be so easy to succeed? You have to travel all over the world and go through eighty-one difficulties. Meng must wait for him to discover it in the end!
Sun Wukong saluted to the middle-aged uncle and said, "Thank you for your advice, I know how to find cute."
"Ah? You know this way?" This time it was the middle-aged uncle's turn and he couldn't understand.
Sun Wukong resolutely said: "No matter how difficult the road to buying cute is, I will definitely find it because it is something Xiao Jin likes."
The middle-aged uncle was caught by her! This little loli has a very limitless future on the road to being cute.
Just as Sun Wukong flew to Chechi Country to buy cuteness, Zhenyuan Daxian in the palace of the Xiliang Women's Kingdom was talking to Her Majesty the Queen.
"Xiao Jin... cough... what's the situation of Donor Tang now?" Zhen Yuan Daxian said as a Taoist master. Of course, although she showed such a demeanor, she really couldn't show off in a maid outfit.
Her Majesty the Queen was really not in the mood to complain about her clothes, and said with a bitter face: "The female monster is a Pipa Cave from the Pipa Cave in the Poison Mountain. She poisoned him to the point of paralysis, and then kidnapped him into the Pipa Cave. Sun Wukong said that she also caught a young nurse to serve him... The detailed situation is not very clear at the moment, but I am afraid... I am afraid he has been molested and humiliated by the Poison Mountain. Woo... I'm so worried. Zhenyuan Daxian, please go to the Poison Mountain to save people."
Zhen Yuan's face also became ugly: "I'm numb by poisoning? Illegal? It's not that. After all, it's a female monster, so she should be a little reserved like a woman..."
Before she could finish her voice, a maid stumbled in and said, "Your Majesty, something is not good. Watch a CCTV program and the news broadcast, which contains the latest reports of the Mummy."
The Queen and Zhen Yuan Daxian jumped up. They rushed to the front of the TV. They saw a dignified and beautiful female host sitting on the TV. She said expressionlessly: "Late last night, a series of kidnapped female thiefs suddenly visited our station. After throwing a memory card, we left. We copied the things in the memory card for research. We were surprised to find that there was a video about Mr. Tang in the card... Now our station will make this video public. In addition, we remind all single dogs to take a deep breath before watching this video and prepare quick-acting heart-saving pills in case of emergency..."
Speaking of this, the picture switched. The first thing that appeared was the female monster's face. She was very beautiful and photogenic. She looked very beautiful on the TV. She laughed at the camera and said, "Hello, everyone, I am the serial kidnapper who made everyone scared and gritted teeth. The serial kidnapping of men a few days ago was what I did. In addition, everyone calls Mr. Tang, and the man whom I kidnapped was also the one who kidnapped."
Speaking of this, she paused and suddenly said seriously and seriously: "I believe that many people scold me in their hearts and said that I am a bad woman, but I also believe that many singles actually praise me for doing well. Yes, there must be, and countless people actually support me... Ask yourself, do you have that moment to think that those women with husbands are really too happy? Why do they have husbands but we don't have husbands? They don't have husbands, so everyone is fair."
This passage was said, and countless viewers across the country fell into deep thought.
In fact, this is the same as the hatred of the rich. Most poor people have a little bit of hatred of the rich. In the Western Liang Women's Country, most women are singles and are more or less jealous of women with husbands.
"Go to die for couples!" The female monster yelled at the camera with a calm expression.
"Yes... couples die!" Suddenly, countless audiences in front of the TV sets in the entire Xiliang Women's Country yelled.
The sound shocked the whole country!
"Go to die with a couple!" Zhen Yuan Daxian found that she had roared unconsciously. She couldn't help but sweat and quickly covered her mouth.
The female monster waited for dozens of seconds, as if she knew that the audience would shout with her. After this emotion passed, she continued: "Next, it's time to take revenge on the couple. Hum, let me tell you a good news. I have captured Her Majesty's husband. Next, I will ravage and bully him inhumanely, hahaha, and then... he is my husband."
There was silence in front of the TV!
The camera turned and the picture cut into the bedroom of the female monster in Pipa Cave. Tang Sen, who was full of bandages, was lying on the bed and unable to move. The female monster had a smug smile on her face, climbed onto the bed, pulled the quilt, and covered her and Tang Sen inside.
"Ahhhhh...what is this woman going to do?" Zhen Yuan Daxian jumped up.
"Ahhhh, would you have to do that?" Countless girls jumped up in front of the TV sets across the country.
"Hey, this woman said so nicely before. What kind of couple died, but she wanted to show her love and kill us in seconds?" The singles finally realized that this female monster was not from her.
Then they were squirmed. The audience in front of the TV did not know that Tang Sen was poisoned in the quilt, and had no sense of consciousness, and even had that function. They only knew that the mummy was restrained by the female monster and could not move. Then they saw them rolling the sheets, rolling the sheets, and the quilt kept squirming, mixed with the sound of the female monster being so sucked.
"No... don't want to have relatives' home..."
"After we do this, will we have children?"
The lines floated out of the TV, killing countless single dogs in front of the TV in seconds, and the entire Western Liang Women's Kingdom was filled with wailing voices.
Zhenyuan Daxian is almost crazy, oh, no! My Xiaojin! I miss him for five hundred years, but I was sent a good person card. You female monster actually got the first to get there. Oh my god, no ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Zhenyuan Daxian screamed and threw himself in front of the TV. He couldn't get up for a while.
Her Majesty the Queen's Sweat, quickly helped Zhenyuan Daxian up and said, "Daxian, you have to cheer up. If you fall down, who will save him? Get up quickly... wake up... Oh, don't faint. Isn't it just that the female monster is molested? You don't have to take such small things to heart. I don't mind this kind of wife..."
Her Majesty the Queen made a final blow, and the sentence "I am a wife" instantly drove Zhenyuan Daxian into the abyss. Ahhhh, Xiao Jin actually married this human woman? No... I can't get up again...
Zhenyuan Daxian completely fainted this time and could not wake up for a while.
Sister Zhu Ba came over from the side and flipped over Zhenyuan Daxian's eyelids: "Oh, this guy is not good anymore. He probably has no soul in a few days and can't help us."
The palace was filled with sorrow and mist. Her Majesty the Queen was crazy. She finally waited for a reinforcement. As a result, the female monster was so cruel. She defeated the reinforcement with a video. What should I do now? Where should I find a stronger helper?
Zhu Bajie said, "Let's find Sister Guanyin, she should be able to help us. In fact, I was originally planning to find Guanyin, but the young nurse called Zhenyuan Daxian by mistake. Let's just make a new call."
"Oh, yes, call quickly." Her Majesty the Queen said: "Don't call the wrong one again this time."
Zhu Bajie held Tang Sen's cell phone in her hand. Tang Sen specially handed it to her for custody when she parted. She quickly found Sister Guanyin's phone number and would not find the wrong one again this time.
The phone was connected and after three times, Hongbo's voice came from over there: "Hey, Tang Sen, do you actually call here if you have time? I'm Hongbo'er. The master is working. I'm helping someone to play cotton and make quilts. I'm also helping, wow, it's so troublesome... By the way, what's the matter with her?" (To be continued.)
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