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No. 3000 Meng, make a call to call for help

Eight in the morning—

"What should we do now?" Tang Sen said: "If even you can't beat this scorpion spirit, we will have no way to do it. ≥,"

Sun Wukong had a bitter face: "It's hard to deal with... It seems that more powerful reinforcements have to be brought in."

Tang Sen said: "What else can be more powerful? Oh, by the way, Sister Guanyin..."

Although Sister Guan Shiyin, who was very slandered and liked to tease people, for some reason, Tang Sen would think of her help whenever he encountered difficulties: "Well, Wukong... Oh, no, you don't know much about electronic devices. Miss nurse, take out the cell phone in my pocket, look for Sister Guan Yin's number in the phone book, and dial it for me."

The nurse took out Tang Sen's cell phone and skillfully flipped out the phone book. It seemed that she often called the patients when she was serving patients in the hospital, and she was able to skillfully use various types of mobile phones.

When she opened the phone book, she found that there were very few numbers included here. She dragged the screen lightly and could finish it with a glance. There was a number marked "Mom", then "Cai Xinzi", "Zhang Muxue", "Bai Ruoling", "Sister Guanyin", "Zhenyuan Daxian"... After flipping through a few times, she couldn't move.

The nurse suddenly found a blacklist page next to her. She clicked on it and took a look. She gasped and saw that the blacklist was so long and listed a lot of women's names. She could turn dozens of pages.

"Hey, it's just a phone number. It takes so long?" Tang Sen couldn't move his neck. He couldn't see what the nurse was circling. He was afraid that she would circulate the things in her phone and was exposed, so he had to quickly remind him.

The nurse was reminded by Tang Sen. She suddenly felt panicked and quickly turned off the blacklist: "Sorry, I pressed it wrongly, I will call Sister Guanyin." She reached out to point the four words "Sister Guanyin", but because she was rumored about Tang Sen's things just now, she felt a little relieved. This point was actually turned aside and pointed at the Zhenyuan Daxian.

"Dou...dou...dou..."

After a few long tones, the phone went on, and a woman's excited voice came from the opposite side, which was the voice of Zhenyuan Daxian: "Oh, why did you suddenly remember to call me? I was so happy. I thought you would never contact me."

Tang Sen was sweating when he heard the voice, and was about to say that he had called the wrong one. However, the nurse immediately rushed to shout to his phone: "Are you Guanyin Master who saved the suffering? I am Mr. Tang's nurse. Oh no, Mr. Tang had a big problem. He was stabbed by a scorpion sperm. Now he was paralyzed and unable to move. The scorpion sperm still pushed him. It was crazy. Please come and save him."

"Ah? Did the nurse call? He was so serious that he couldn't even call the phone?" The sound of lifting the table came from the other side of the phone. But it soon became quiet again. Zhenyuan Daxian said a little aggrievedly: "How do you call me Guanyin Master? Could it be... he wanted to find Guanyin. He called the wrong phone number... Why do you think of Guanyin first when you have difficulties, but don't think of me?"

The nurse sweated: "Huh? Who are you?"

Zhenyuan Daxian really overturned the table this time: "I am Zhenyuanzi! Are you a nurse wrong? Hand him the phone!"

The nurse realized that she had made a mistake and quickly put the phone in Tang Sen's ear. Tang Sen said a little embarrassedly: "Oh, is it Zhenyuan Daxian? Sorry, I'm all paralyzed now. So I asked the nurse to call me, but I didn't expect her to call the wrong one... Cough, I'm really embarrassed to bother you."

"No, no, no, no, no, no, not at all. It would be better to say that you should come and disturb me frequently, so that you will not feel bad." Zhenyuan Daxian said quickly: "Are you seriously injured? Is the situation very urgent? Wait, I will come and help you immediately. By the way, don't look for Guanyin again next time for such a thing, just look for me directly. Guanyin's black-bellied woman likes to tease people. If you ask her for help, wouldn't it be coaxed by her? That's not good."

Tang Sen sweated a lot, wondering, why did Zhenyuan Daxian have a sense of confrontation with Guanyin sister? Have they ever made enemies before? Or were they fighting for something?

"Anyway, my current location is in the Western Liang Women's Kingdom. If you don't bother, please come and help you to subdue a monster." Tang Sen said politely.

"No trouble, no trouble at all. You wait, I'll come soon." The phone was about to hang up, but suddenly the voice of Zhenyuan Daxian sounded again: "Oh, maybe it can't be fast. It takes some time for women to pick clothes and make-up. I have to wait a little longer."

Tang Sen: “…”

Hey, you are obviously a Taoist nun, just wear a Taoist robe. You can pick up a lot of clothes, and what kind of makeup do you put on?

Tang Sen wanted to vomit with a lot of complaints, but he felt that Zhen Yuan Daxian was not a very familiar friend, so he didn't complain too well, so he had to endure the complaints and give up.

After hanging up the phone, Tang Sen said to Sun Wukong: "You are fine with injuries? Can you still fly?"

Sun Wukong said: "Fortunately, my body is stronger than yours. I was hit by a poisonous needle but had a severe headache. I wouldn't be as numb as you do."

Tang Sen said: "Then you send me back to the top of the mountain. I have to go back and stay in the Pipa Cave to deal with the Scorpion Spirit."

"Huh? Don't you take this opportunity to escape?" Sun Wukongqi said.

"I just thought about it carefully with the instructions for using the Jiuyang soy milk machine. I can't escape. The Scorpion Spirit released other men because I came. If I ran away, she would arrest other men." Tang Sen said seriously: "Those men have been imprisoned for many days, very pitiful. Now they have finally returned home. If they are caught again, it will be terrible. I will be temporarily caught by monsters on their behalf. Anyway, we can keep asking for help, but those ordinary men have no background."

Why do you have to take the instructions for Jiuyang soy milk maker to think about things? Sun Wukong was puzzled, but before she was bored to ask this question, she said: "You are a good person, and you have a Buddhist enlightenment of 'I don't go to hell, who will go to hell'. Haha, you seemed to be a monk in your previous life."

"It's not true. I'm a liberal and don't like to believe in others devoutly." Tang Sen said: "Anyway, let's do it, get me and the little nurse back to the top of the mountain."

Sun Wukong and Zhu Bajie carried one of them, took Tang Sen and the young nurse back to the top of the mountain, and then the two quickly evacuated the Poisonous Enemy Mountain and waited for the arrival of the reinforcements.

Tang Sen and the young nurse sat on the top of the mountain not long after the scorpion spirit came over. When she saw Tang Sen, she was crying: "Dear husband, why did you come here? I thought you ran away, which made me very sad."

Tang Sen pretended to be strange and said, "What are you escaping? I've been stuck in the cave and feel bad. The little nurse took me out to blow the mountain wind, so why did it turn out to escape? I don't need to escape."

The scorpion monster smiled and said, "That's right, there is no need to escape. With a wife like my beautiful person to serve you, I am so happy, and there is no reason to escape."

The little nurse pouted beside her: "It's obvious that I'm serving him, you're just a bad woman who can't do anything."

The Scorpion Spirit was speechless for a while and was stunned for a while before laughing: "Anyway, go home first. I brought a TV from the city this time, and there is a generator. We can watch the news about the Xiliang Women's Country. Haha, let's watch how our bridal chamber video is broadcast on the news."

Tang Sen Khan.

The little nurse also sweated heavily.

The three of them returned to the Pipa Cave. Sure enough, a diesel generator was placed here, and the TV was connected. The Scorpion Flirted with the TV antenna for a while, and soon received a program and a news broadcast on the Xiliang Women's Kingdom CCTV.

At this time, some important news were playing in the news, such as an official who made a speech, the country decided to build a highway to facilitate the people, infrastructure projects in a certain city, etc. The Scorpion Spirit said excitedly: "It's almost done, after the news of these major national events will be completed, our bridal chamber video will be played. At that time, the effect of showing love will spread across the country, killing countless single dogs, hahahaha... Just like when I was killed by someone showing love."

Tang Sen Khan: "I said, how can we not do such a naive thing?"—

Sun Wukong and Zhu Bajie returned to the palace. The poisonous swollen bag on Wukong's forehead was still in pain. She covered her forehead and screamed in pain a few times, very unhappy.

Seeing that the two of them retreated, the queen couldn't help but feel a little anxious: "Sister Wukong, can't you even beat the monster? What should I do... If I can't save him, I... I... Woo... What should I do..."

Sun Wukong covered his forehead with one hand and patted the queen's shoulder with the other: "It's okay, don't worry too much, there will always be someone who can rescue him. Don't look at his stupidity, the backstage is very hard... We have walked all the way from Dongtu Datang to this place, and many messy people have helped him, both Buddhist and Taoist families, and this guy is not simple."

Sun Wukong omitted a sentence and said, "There are still many people who want to kill him." This sentence may scare the queen, so he simply stopped mentioning it.

"You just wait with peace of mind, and a powerful Taoist nun will come to help soon."

After Sun Wukong said this, he looked up at the east sky and waited quietly.

After a while, a group of snow-white cranes suddenly flew from the east sky. The cranes lined up in a row and then into human characters...

(The editor put on boxing gloves: "Are you writing about cranes or geese?" The thirty-two father-in-law said fairly: "I have never seen groups of cranes flying together. I guess they are similar to geese, so I just wrote it like this." The editor was furious: "It's weird that it's almost the same, go to die!" Bumping and slapping, behind it was the sound of a fist hitting the flesh...)

The cranes landed gracefully in the sky, and the largest one of them actually rode a beautiful girl on the back... (To be continued.)
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