Resurrection spoof collection (continuously added)
Scene 1: (Fighting in the White Mountains and Black Water)
German soldiers happily ate fried mountain dishes, pork stewed with vermicelli, chicken stewed with mushrooms...
"Mom, brothers, I've got a lot of money down the mountain this time. I've had this bowl with the Third Master."
Captain Dietrich laughed wildly and picked up a bowl of earth and simmered it all. The wild boar on the grill was glossy and there were a few Japanese soldiers wearing bare uniforms and only wearing pants. Under the blazing flames, the captain's big face, which was already a bit wine-colored, was now even red and shiny.
Scene 2 (Silver English version)
"What a beautiful starry sky, Christian."
Von Rohnkram stood at the bow of the boat and looked up at the starry sky and sighed.
"Yes, sir."
Navy Colonel Christian von Herz sincerely agreed.
"My journey is this ocean of stars, with hundreds of billions of stars and hundreds of billions of dreams. Are you willing to follow me?"
Von Rohnkram did not look back, he was still looking up at the stars.
"I will follow you, sir!"
Von Herz answered firmly.
"You two idiots can still stand there and watch Xingxing talking nonsense! Come over and help, the lifeboat has started to leak. If you squat there, you will throw you two wastes into the sea."
Navy Colonel Alfred Zaft shouted loudly with a bucket.
Scene 3 (Fengyun Edition)
Xu Jun sat in the comfortable general's lounge of the temporary base camp in Paris, drinking Longjing tea comfortably.
"Report to the Head of State, an old man asked to see you."
Daogen whispered to report.
"Hmm?" Xu Jun put down the teacup.
"He said something was wrong?" Xu Jun knew that Daogen would not disturb himself during tea time for trivial matters.
"He said there was something important to interview you, and... he said he came from China." Daogen knew the prejudice of the head of state for China.
"Is that right? Then invite him in." Xu Jun stood up and tidied up his uniform.
"This is the German Head of State. I am polite."
A thin old man came in and suddenly saw that he really had a fairy-like smell.
"Oh, I don't know what happened to sir." The German head of state couldn't help but pull up the text.
"So, I am proficient in astrology and divination. Two months ago, I watched the star at night and suddenly saw a red star circling in the air. This is a strange thing that is rare in a thousand years. Four verses fell from the sky at night in Lao I's dream. Lao I calculated with my fingers that this verse should be on the head of the Head. So I immediately stood up and wandered across the ocean to see the Head of the Head..."
The old guy leaned his neck and continued to talk, but Xu Jun's face slowly sank.
"It turns out that you are an astrologist, and I don't know the four verses are..."
"Ahem... These four verses are... Are golden scales not objects in the pond? They will be like wind and clouds..." The old guy shook his head and tail with a tone.
"Stop!" Three horizontal tendons burst out from the head of the head of the head of the forehead.
"Come on... drag this old guy out and buried him!" The brutal Nazi leader gritted his teeth and ordered.
Chapter completed!