Chen Huanyu waved her hand and said: "No! It's not stealing...it's protection money!!!"

"Ah, why is there such a thing as protection money???" Sun Yue said dumbfounded.

Chen Huanyu explained seriously: "The main thing is that the elephant group happens to choose who is the boss. In the end, everyone discussed and decided to use a weight comparison method. As a result, didn't you successfully win the championship and become the boss of the zoo elephant group?

, so from now on, all aspects of elephant society will have to listen to you."

"If you ask me, boss, whether the watermelon will stay ripe, the elephant will have to hand you the knife without making you bother, otherwise it will be chopped into pieces and fed to the bastard."

"Ouch! Why am I so cruel?" Sun Yue said dumbfounded.

Chen Huanyu nodded and continued: "Besides, there are also the rules of the Elephant Gang. The protection fee for melons, pears and peaches must be deducted from the food. The lent fruits must be returned nine times, otherwise you have to be careful with your fingers.

The head... no nose."

"Also, just eating fruit is not a problem, so during the beautiful New Year and the birthday of the eldest daughter-in-law, the elephant has to exchange the fruit for the pig's trotters and use the kidneys to improve the eldest son's food."

Sun Yue said with a speechless expression: "Good guy, I am bringing Heise to the zoo."

The audience in the audience chuckled and applauded.

Chen Huanyu said: "Of course I was happy at the zoo, but in the end I still insisted on talking about cross talk."

"I like cross talk." Sun Yue nodded.

Chen Huanyu smiled and said, "Did you hear that? We talk about cross talk to make money. Teacher Sun Yue doesn't do that. She just likes cross talk. We are a wealthy family and don't care about money at all."

Sun Yue waved his hand and said modestly: "The family is indeed rich, but it cannot be said to be a wealthy family."

Chen Huan said: "You are being humble. Teacher Sun and his family are different from the ordinary nouveau riche. They have made money by doing some business. Oops! This arrogant person is not good enough. He is not like that."

"Yes, we don't do that." Sun Yue nodded.

Chen Huanyu said: "The nouveau riche go out to show off. What kind of big villa does our family live in? It covers an area of ​​so many acres. How many floors is it useless? What does Teacher Sun live in? As soon as I say this name, you will know how amazing it is.

——Siheyuan!”

"Yes, that's true." Sun Yue smiled.

Chen Huanyu said in a serious tone: "You can go out and ask around. What are the identities of people who can afford to live in a courtyard house in Kyoto? They have it in their homes. Why? Because our ancestors were the eunuchs of the scholarly family."

"Hey, that's wrong. If it were eunuchs, we would be gone!!!" Sun Yue quickly stopped Chen Huanyu and said.

Chen Huan said: "Then what do you say?"

"After the officialdom!" Sun Yue said with a speechless expression.

Chen Huanyu nodded and said: "After fighting against the officials, it can be traced back to your great-grandfather's generation in the Qing Dynasty. What was nobility at that time? If you say you are in the banner - nobility!"

"Your family is from Manchuria making illegal money..."

"Good guy, why should I be the boss? Do you mean it's a family inheritance?" Sun Yue said.

Chen Huanyu said with some uncertainty: "That's a Sao Huang flag..."

Sun Yue complained: "That's a urine kang!"

"Hahahahaha!!!"

"Hey, hey, hey..."

The audience couldn't help laughing loudly, and the applause instantly became more enthusiastic, and the whole audience was applauding.

Chen Huan said: "Anyway, no matter how you say it, you are noble! The nobles of the Eight Banners, and the children of the Eight Banners refer to them."

Sun Yue echoed: "Our family is in Qi."

Chen Huan said: "My great-grandfather is from the same family as the emperor. His name is Aixinjue Luokang, and my great-grandmother's name is Ye Hena."

Sun Yue complained: "Good guys, take them away one by one. My ancestors were very civilized."

Chen Huanyu continued: "At that time in the Qing Dynasty, there were Badayi (to prevent harmony and non-typos) hat kings. They fought hard for the emperor and were rewarded by the emperor for their outstanding achievements. One of them was your great-grandfather, the Badayi hat king -

—Cuckold King!!!”

"What a cuckold king??? Look at the color our family chose!" Sun Yue said dumbfounded.

"Hahahahaha!!!"

"Uu uh uh..."

The audience laughed with tears of joy and applauded wildly.

Hou Sanwen was originally taking a sip of tea, but at this moment he could hardly spit out a sip.

There are many changes in Chen Huanyu's cross talk, but according to Liang Zi's route of this cross talk, Hou Sanwen has basically determined what he is going to say.

But Hou Sanwen never expected that just such a compliment about someone's prominent family background would lead him, Chen Huanyu, into such a big hole.

This baggage may not make it onto TV, but it is really damn good!

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Chen Huanyu explained seriously: "And the most amazing thing is that this is hereditary. It has been like this for generations!!!"

"Hey, good guy! Our family is in bad luck." Sun Yue said.

Chen Huanyu nodded and said: "How wonderful this is, cheating on orders!"

"Let's play for a while!!!" Sun Yue said angrily.

Chen Huanyu gave a thumbs up and praised: "This is what everyone calls a child from a wealthy family!"

"Hey, we really can't talk about the big ones." Sun Yue waved his hand.

Chen Huan said: "Although later on the Qing Dynasty was overthrown and this hereditary noble status was lost, but as the old saying goes, a skinny camel is bigger than a skinny horse."

"Why are they all so skinny?" Sun Yue said.

Chen Huan said: "There is nothing you can do. The elephants you raised are starving and thin. Can you spare the camels and horses?"

Sun Yue said helplessly: "Good guy! Then it's my fault!"

Chen Huanyu said with a smile: "I'm not complimenting you. This compliment is meaningless. To be honest, it's your vision and ability to accept new things that are particularly strong."

"Oh, I am willing to accept new things." Sun Yue said.

Chen Huanyu said: "I remember when I was a child, there was a period of time when gloves with missing fingers were popular. They were called thunderbolt gloves at that time."

"I was so happy with the purchase that I turned around and went to find Teacher Sun! Teacher Sun thought this was the most fashionable outfit right now, thunderbolt gloves! The trendy style is just for showing off!"

"Then what should I say?" Sun Yue praised.

Chen Huanyu imitated Sun Yue and snorted coldly: "If I give back Thunderbolt gloves, isn't that just making a hole in the gloves? Just wait!!! I will definitely be more fashionable than you tomorrow!!! More fashionable than you!!!"

"Hey, isn't this just a comparison?" Sun Yue said.

Chen Huanyu said with a smile: "On the second day, I was on time and waited for Teacher Sun Yue to come over. Good guy, everyone on the street was shocked! Then he greeted me with a loud voice!"

"Hey Chen Huanyu, look at these thunderous gloves on my hands!!!"

"Oh, I bought it." Sun Yue said.

Chen Huanyu continued: "And on my feet, Pili socks!!!"

"Are the socks all made with holes?" Sun Yue asked in surprise.

Chen Huanyu continued happily: "Chen Huanyu, look down again and look at my Pili pants!!!"

"Ah! Isn't that crotchless pants?" Sun Yue said dumbfounded.

Chen Huanyu laughed loudly: "Finally, there are also my Pili underwear!!!"

"Go!!!" Sun Yue pushed Chen Huanyu aside angrily.

"puff………………"

"Hahahahaha!!!"

"Oh shit!!!"

"I'm done with it, I'm done with it hahaha!!!"

"Thunderbolt underwear, damn, I can't do it anymore, I...my stomach hurts from laughing!!!"

The audience on the stage burst out laughing, each one swaying happily, leaning forward and back, holding their bellies and almost rolling to the back of their chairs.

Sun Yuepang's face turned red, and he pulled Chen Huanyu and said angrily: "You're still wearing Pili's underwear, won't you be completely naked if you don't wear it?"

Chen Huanyu looked innocent and said, "Yes, who would have thought of this?"
Chapter completed!