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Chapter 5 Old Phlegm Pickled Cabbage

Chen Huanyu returned to the theme and said: "Anyway, I envy your family, it's amazing!"

"This is nothing special." Sun Yue said.

Chen Huan said: "In their family, when he was born, he was not one, but a pair. In modern scientific terms, they are called oviparous."

"Hey, please pause for a moment, that's called twins!" Sun Yue quickly stopped Chen Huanyu again.

Chen Huanyu looked confused and said: "Twins? Egg-laying? Isn't this different???"

"That's far from it. If I were laid from an egg as you said, I would have hatched into an egg." Sun Yue said speechlessly.

Chen Huanyu nodded suddenly and said: "Oh, okay, twins, twin brothers! This is not easy for you guys. Now scientifically speaking, if you want to give birth like this, you need the gene of twins. Fortunately, their neighbor has this gene.

………”

"Go!!! The neighbor's family has a gene and we are going to have twins???" Sun Yue said angrily.

"Hahahahaha!!!"

"Uu uh uh..."

The audience in the teahouse laughed again, applauded, and cheered.

Chen Huanyu said with a simple face: "The neighbor's house has one, and so does yours. What's wrong?"

"Ah...then please make it clear." Sun Yue said.

Chen Huan said: "But these things are the joys and sorrows. The moon waxes and wanes. The twins who were originally good, one of them passed away just after they were born, leaving only Teacher Sun."

"That's a pity." Sun Yue said.

Chen Huanyu said: "But, this matter is actually good for you, what? The two brothers have become one, and you suddenly enjoy all the love of your parents, and you are particularly favored!"

"It's because I'm more favored at home." Sun Yue nodded.

Chen Huanyu smiled and said: "How favored you are. Let me give you a small example. Teacher Sun nursed her until she went to elementary school. Is this true, Teacher Sun?"

Sun Yue nodded and said, "That's true. I weaned off breastmilk a little later."

Chen Huanyu said: "If there is a family where the child has the disease, he or she should be weaned at one year old. The mother has to go to work. If there is a pampered child, the baby should be weaned at the age of two."

Sun Yue said: "Then it's relatively late."

Chen Huanyu said: "But Grandma Sun doesn't care about that. She just keeps letting her breastfeed, eat, eat, eat... until she goes to school."

Sun Yue said: "Uh...it's just that long."

Chen Huanyu said: "So to be fair, if we compare this with others, we can't even call it eating."

Sun Yue said: "What's going on?"

Chen Huanyu said: "Like when we were in school, it would be nice to have a lunch box. Stir-fried potatoes, lentils and eggplant, steamed buns with soy sauce tofu and a piece of luncheon meat."

"If I give you some change from home, I can buy egg-filled pancakes and pancakes at the school gate, and I can buy fried pancakes from the south, right?"

"Yes." Sun Yue agreed.

Chen Huan said: "When Sun Yue eats here, Sun's mother will follow him!"

"Ah, yes...you should drink milk!" Sun Yue said helplessly.

"When I was in elementary school, when the bell rang and we were getting ready to eat, Sun's mother was sitting at the back of our classroom. At this time, she stood up and walked over."

As Chen Huanyu spoke, he started to unbutton his coat and then took it off suddenly.

"Oh, my mother is such a generous person." Sun Yue praised at the side.

Chen Huanyu, on the other hand, kept moving, and then continued to take off his pants...

"Hahahahaha!!!"

"Hey, hey, hey..."

"Uu uh uh..."

The audience in the audience started to boo, and then Sun Yue turned around and realized something was wrong, and quickly stopped Chen Huanyu and said:

“Hey, you don’t need to take off all your clothes when breastfeeding!!! Leave some clothes on so you don’t catch a cold!!!”

Chen Huanyu smiled and said: "The cold points are just right for ice cream, wouldn't they be nice?"

Sun Yue sternly refused: "No need!!!"

Chen Huan said: "Later, Teacher Sun is weaned, but he is still very particular about eating, such as drinking chicken soup."

Sun Yue said: "What's in the chicken soup?"

Chen Huan said: "What's the point of chicken soup? The chicken must be the hen from back then!"

Sun Yue said: "Oh, little chick."

Chen Huan said: "I said that after a few months, it won't work. If I press it with my hand, there is a herringbone on the hen's chest. If I press it with my hand, the herringbone bone is soft. It means it won't work in less than a year."

Sun Yue said: "Oh, it hasn't grown up yet."

Chen Huan said: It won’t work if it’s too hard to touch.”

Sun Yue said: "That's because the chicken is old."

Chen Huan said: "It's so particular, and you have to eat cucumber strips to eat beef."

Sun Yue said: "Why are there cucumber strips in this beef?

Chen Huan said: "This is also beef. There is a strip of meat (tendon) on the side of the cow's butt. Because there are so many strips like cucumber strips, it is called cucumber strips. It is very rare."

Sun Yue said: "It's so narrow."

Chen Huan said: "Yes, and that piece of meat can be eaten raw. It's so tender and tender that it melts in your mouth and is so delicious."

"Oh my god!" Sun Yue said with emotion.

Chen Huan said: "And it will make your stomach explode.

Sun Yue said: "Oh, that's a famous snack in Sijiu City."

Chen Huan said: "Teacher Sun will eat all kinds of food until it's full of belly."

"The belly kernel is also tender." Sun Yue said.

Chen Huanyu nodded and said: "Everyone who has eaten belly must have seen tripe kernels. They are white. It is a bulging muscle on the stomach of a sheep. Cut it off.

"A sheep weighs more than a hundred pounds, how much can be cut off? It's less than one tael, seven or eight dollars. It takes six or seven sheep to make a plate of tripe meat."

Sun Yue said with emotion: "It's quite rare for a good guy to compete in such a game."

Chen Huan said: "The more particular you are, the less particular you are! And Teacher Sun's favorite thing is to eat the Tukeng sauerkraut!!!"

"Tukeng sauerkraut??? Don't they all call sauerkraut from Laotan???" Sun Yue asked curiously.

Chen Huanyu nodded and said solemnly: "There are old phlegm and some, but the most authentic sauerkraut has to be made using the pit craft."

"Please explain it carefully. We don't understand it very well." Sun Yue said.

Chen Huanyu said: "Actually, it is very simple. When the mustard greens mature in early spring every year, the villagers have a big pit next to the vegetable field. Workers pour the mustard greens pulled from the field into the pit."

"If you don't wash these mustard greens, they will lose their smell after washing, and some of them will have wilted and yellow leaves. After putting them aside, add water, salt, etc."

"But think about it, this pit of mustard greens is full. If the salt is spread in, it won't be evenly distributed. The most critical part at this time is to get the villagers to step in with bare feet!"

Sun Yue was dumbfounded and said: "Ah??? The villagers walked in barefoot like this??? That's so unhygienic, why don't you wear rain boots???"

Chen Huanyu nodded solemnly and said: "No! It must be barefoot. Wearing rain boots, the sauerkraut does not fully contact and fuse with the sole of the foot. Who is to blame if it is not authentic and sour???"

"What I want is...that taste???" Sun Yue said with a look of disgust.

Chen Huanyu said: "Look at Teacher Sun's expression and I'm so greedy. I tell you that this is the way it is."

"Put all the mustard greens in the pit here, pour all the salt, and water in. Not far away, the old man stepping on the pickled vegetables, and the aunt is here, take off your shoes first!!!"

Sun Yue said: "You have to take off your shoes."

Chen Huanyu said: "Some people wear cloth shoes that are too tight, some wear green Jiefang sneakers, and some wear plastic slippers that are all coated with starch. They don't wash them with water after taking them off. How many people wear them?"

Grandpa and auntie can just dry their feet and that’s it.”

"Drying your feet???" Sun Yue opened his eyes wide.

Chen Huanyu nodded and turned around and said: "Hey, Uncle Wang! Your face is so hot!!!"

Then he turned around again and said like Uncle Wang: "Aunt Hai, don't talk so much nonsense! Your heel is still cracked!!!"

"Oh my God! Aunt Li, your onychomycosis is getting worse!!!"

"Uncle Han, don't spit in it, there is an ashtray outside!!!"

"Oh... the ashtray fell into the pickled vegetables???"

"Oh my god, can you still eat this pickled cabbage?" Sun Yue said in shock.

"Hahahahaha!!!"

"Uu uh uh..."

"Hey, hey, hey..."

"Oh shit! I'm going to vomit!!!"

"What a rip-off, my sister! The pickled fish that I just ate for lunch... yuck!!!"

Some of the audience in the audience burst out laughing, some were about to collapse, and the whole scene became a lively scene.

Chen Huan said: "Okay, it's almost drying. Let's step on the sauerkraut. Anyway, with this step, the sauerkraut gets the flavor. Wrap it with a film, cover it with soil and marinate it directly. The sauerkraut will be delicious.

The most comfortable and flavorful one.”

Sun Yue said with a speechless face: "Good guy, the pickled cabbage that has been riddled with all kinds of diseases must have some flavor."

"Hey! You can't think wildly. Almost all the good and most expensive things in the world are made by humans. Just close your eyes and eat them. There must be nothing wrong with them anyway!!!" Chen Huanyu said with a smile.
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