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Chapter 5 The grass on the wall doesn't end well

Li Feihu and the little girl were tied together, and the dog Taoist priest led them on the road and said, "Say, is your master on the mountain now?"

Li Feihu said: "I had long seen that she was a witch, so I ran down the mountain. Senior Dog might as well let me go, let us preside over justice together."

The dog Taoist priest said, "You scold me again."

The little girl twisted around Li Feihu, covering her head while twisting and walking, saying, "I hid it just now, but you kicked me out. When I escape, I will kill you first."

Li Feihu said: "The fairy misunderstood. I thought you peeked at me for a bath."

He squeezed his eyes at her again and said, "What's the name of the fairy?"

The little girl lowered her head shyly and said, "My name is Huang Piaopiao."

Li Feihu said: "Huang Piaopiao, why are you so restless and keep twisting?"

The Dog Taoist said: "That's because she has not practiced her Tao enough and her habits are difficult to change. She is a prayer flag to form a spirit."

Li Feihu said: "What are prayer flags?"

The Dog Taoist said: "It's the flag that wrote the scriptures. Since you are a disciple of the demon girl Zhao Jingjing, why don't you even know this?"

Li Feihu said: "Senior Dog, I was caught by her, and she forced me to eat shit."

He also said: "I still have fourteen rat shit in my arms, which she forced me to eat."

The dog Taoist priest reached out to touch Li Feihu's arms. Li Feihu said, "Don't touch your hands in broad daylight."

The dog Taoist priest took out the magic rat poison and smelled it. He was surprised and said, "She gives you this?"

Li Feihu said: "Yes. I ask me to eat every day."

The Dog Taoist Priest thought for a while and asked, "I remember she has an apprentice."

Li Feihu said: "We all have to eat, and we have a very painful life."

The dog Taoist priest said, "Then did you run out secretly? Didn't your master look for you?"

Li Feihu said: "Senior Dog, if you go to Baihe County before, you will know that she and I are not a member of the crowd. She not only looks for me, but also asks the local government to find me."

The dog Taoist priest said, "It's great. I'll give you to her now. Maybe she will accept me as a disciple and give me spiritual rat medicine."

Li Feihu hurriedly said: "My master - Zhao Jingjing's yang-tonifying yin will make you pick you into a woman!"

Huang Piaopiao said unhappily: "What's wrong with women? What are your prejudice against women?"

Li Feihu said: "How could I have prejudice? I can't love you too late."

Huang Piaopiao blushed and twisted around and said, "You speak so nicely."

The dog Taoist priest pulled the rope hard: "Shut up."

They came to the foot of Siguniang Mountain and started to go up the mountain. When they walked halfway up the mountain, the sun was about to set, and the sky was red.

The dog Taoist priest said, "Let's take a break here first."

Li Feihu and Huang Piaopiao sat on the stone, and Huang Piaopiao twisted around him. Li Feihu said: "Huang Piaopiao, can you be quiet? You made me feel so uncomfortable."

Huang Piaopiao pouted aggrievedly. Li Feihu said again: "If you really want to rub it, just rub it in front of me."

At this time, another person came along the road, Wang Wu.

Li Feihu said to the Dog Taoist Priest: "Look, that is Zhang Jingjing's other disciple named Wang Wu. Listen to me, I killed his father, and he wants to seek revenge on me, but the master does not allow it, and he hates me so much. You told him that you wanted to kill me for him, and he would definitely recommend you to the master happily - and then you let me go halfway, and neither of us owes each other, okay?"

The dog Taoist priest scratched his head with a whisk, smiled and said, "You are such a fool. You said all this, why should I let you go?"

Li Feihu said: "Oh, it's a hell, I didn't expect you to be so smart."

The Dog Taoist Priest stood up and shouted at Wang Wu: "Hello, Fellow Daoist Wang."

Wang Wu walked over and saw Li Feihu and said, "Okay! You dare to run!"

The dog Taoist priest said, "Has your father been killed by him?"

Wang Wu said: "Yes. Did he kill your father too?"

The Dog Taoist Priest was even happier and said, "This is not. Fellow Daoist Wang, since he is your father-killer enemy-I will kill him for you now."

He picked up the sword and poked Li Feihu's belly. Li Feihu hurriedly hid behind Huang Piaopiao.

Huang Piaopiao: "Oh!"

Wang Wu glared: "You dare to kill him, his life is mine!"

He also used a sword to poke the dog Taoist priest's stomach. The dog Taoist priest hurriedly avoided and said, "You are crazy!"

Li Feihu said: "He is still swearing! He also wants to snatch the magic poison from you! My medicine was also snatched by him!"

When Wang Wu heard this, he immediately shouted, and the sword in his hand began to shine. It was not red, not white, but colorful light. The colorful light reflected on his hair, and his hair also turned into colorful.

"Old Ancestor Chunyang, give me strength!" The colorful Wang Wu shouted, "The first level of Chunyang Sword Art! Seven-color-sword!"

Wang Wu's sword emitted a dazzling light, and everyone was unable to see anything by the light. The dog Taoist priest was startled and quickly swung his sword around him. Then he heard a jingle sound, and the light disappeared.

Wang Wu's sword flew out, and he said: "..."

The dog Taoist said: "..."

Wang Wu shouted: "I'll call someone!"

He ran up the mountain.

The Dog Taoist yelled: "Fellow Dao Wang, misunderstanding, misunderstanding!"

Wang Wu ran up the mountain road quickly: "You fucking wait, don't leave if you have the habit!"

The Dog Taoist Sighed and said to Li Feihu: "If I can't get to Fairy Zhao's disciple, I'll bring you back to the Three-Eyed View. Do you know the Three-Eyed View? I specially use the medicine of demons like you, and plant one of each eye. The most wonderful thing is that you are still alive."

Li Feihu said: "It sounds good, but look behind you."

The Dog Taoist said: "I want to lie to me with this trick? Hum, um, um, um, um..."

The tiger jumped off the cliff, bit the dog Taoist priest's head, and said vaguely: "What should I do if I do?"

Li Feihu quickly said, "Bite his dog's head!"

The dog Taoist priest's head crunched.

But his black robe fell to the ground and turned into a black dog. He jumped out several steps away and said, "Mr. Shan! Everyone is a beast who has attained Taoism is one, why are you trying to make things difficult for me?"

The tiger spat and said, "You are the fucking canine family! Who is the same genus as you!"

The black dog said angrily: "Okay! You look down on me today, and I am not allowed to worship the mountain gate. Don't forget there is a saying, "Don't bully the young man poor!" There is another saying, "Thirty years of Hedong, Thirty years of Hexi! When I go back to the future, I-"

As soon as it said this, the tiger was startled and said, "It's broken! The head of the sect instructed that if a young man said such a thing, he must be eradicated! It said a few words at once! Dog Taoist, how old are you this year?"

The black dog said: "I'm already ten years old. But as a dog I'm not young-"

But before it finished speaking, the tiger said, "Take your life!"

The black dog quickly ran up the mountain, but Wang Wu rushed down from the mountain road again and said, "Look at the sword!"

The black dog had to turn his head and jump off the cliff.

Tiger and Wang Wu stared at each other.

The tiger said, "It's over!"

Wang Wu said: "Not only did he say those two words, he also jumped off the cliff!"

Li Feihu said: "?"

Wang Wu said: "You are such a fool, then he will find some secrets! Go and search!"

Li Feihu said: "Then you untie it for me first."

Wang Wu said: "Who is this beautiful little sister?"

Li Feihu said: "She is the spiritual master of prayer flags."

Wang Wu said: "Scared! It's a monster!"

The tiger said unhappily: "What's wrong with the monster? What are your prejudice against the monster?"

Wang Wu said: "?"

Li Feihu said: "Don't argue anymore. I was caught by this dog Taoist priest from the county town. Let's find him together. If you ask him to practice magic skills, it will be troublesome."

They found the black dog's body under the cliff. The tiger said, "How did it die?"

Wang Wu said: "Where are the magical skills and secrets?"
Chapter completed!
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