Li Feihu and Wang Wu walked down the mountain with a bag of pine nuts on their backs, but did not see a tiger.

The bag was very heavy and had a musty smell. Li Feihu said, "Why are we carrying this?"

Wang Wu said: "Go and sell it to the magistrate of Bai County."

Li Feihu said: "Is this all moldy?"

Wang Wu said: "This bag has been stored for three years, not only has it become moldy, but it has also sprouted. If you wait for another three years, you will be able to grow pine trees."

Li Feihu said: "Then you still want to sell it to the magistrate Bai?"

Wang Wu said: "Where can you get money if you don't sell it? That's not to rob it. The master said that the money you robbed is a bad fate."

Li Feihu said: "So how much does these cost?"

Wang Wu said: "The master said that a pine nut costs a penny."

Li Feihu gave a thumbs up.

Li Feihu and Wang Wu walked to the county town and saw a bunch of people surrounding the street, all of whom were stretching their heads and excitedly. He walked over with a bag on his back: "What are you looking at?"

A blacksmith said with a smile: "Shh, the son of County Magistrate Bai is doing good things."

Li Feihu said: "What a good thing?"

The blacksmith squeezed his eyes: "That's all."

Li Feihu hurriedly rushed in to see it, but was unhappy again. Bai Piao, the son of the magistrate Bai, pressed Xiao Cui from the King of Landlords to the ground and was stripping her clothes. Two people were guarding outside.

Li Feihu said: "What the hell are you doing?"

One of the men was the one who looked at him at night before and said with a smile: "Oh, isn't this Li Feihu? How have you learned Taoism?"

The onlookers complained: "You go to other places to talk, don't block us."

Xiao Cui said: "No!"

Li Feihu kicked the policeman away with one kick, smashed the bag on Bai Pi's back, and Xiao Cui ran away quickly. The policeman scolded: "So bold!"

The policeman pulled out the knife, and Wang Wu jumped out and said, "His life is mine, who the hell dares to touch him?"

The two policemen recognized him and quickly said, "We are the activity."

Li Feihu jumped over and kicked Bai Piao away. Bai Piao took off half of her pants, stood up and cursed: "Who? So bold!"

Li Feihu stepped on his face to the ground again and asked, "Who has the rope?"

The onlookers scolded him: "Get out! Don't delay us from watching good things."

Li Feihu said: "What's so good about this? It's not your turn. I'll show you something better."

The people around him became curious and untied their belts without a rope, tied them into one by one and handed them to him.

Li Feihu tied Bai Piao up, Bai Piao was not honest, Li Feihu kicked him again, and broke Bai Piao's leg. Bai Piao was so painful that he hummed. Li Feihu was shocked and thought to himself: Practicing Taoism is indeed useful.

He hung Bai Piao on the flagpole and said to the people around him: "Who the fuck has seen the county magistrate's son tied up?"

Everyone said they hadn't seen it.

The two policemen curled their lips: "We've seen it. It's just a woman who tied him up."

Before Bai Piao put on his pants, he cursed and urinated on Li Fei's head. Li Fei's head asked, "Who has a knife?"

A pig slayer smiled and handed over the pig slaying knife.

Bai Piao's words were still swaying, and Li Fei grabbed it and cut it off.

Bai Piao fainted when he screamed. When Li Feihu heard the sound of a swearing officer from afar, he threw the knife to the ground and stood aside.

After a while, County Magistrate Bai brought people to him. Seeing Bai Piao's appearance, he fainted with a roar. The official officer quickly woke him up.

"Who did it?" County Magistrate Bai asked while humming, "I'm going to cut him!"

Everyone around pointed at Li Feihu and said, "He."

Li Feihu said: "Look at the rope that tied him is their belt. Look at the knife on the ground, it is Zhang's butcher. What the hell does it have to do with me?"

County Magistrate Bai looked at Li Feihu and said, "I remember you. You are my third uncle's apprentice."

Wang Wu said: "There is me, so do I."

The fat meat on County Magistrate Bai's face trembled and he stared at Li Feihu.

Li Feihu said: "Your third uncle asked you to buy pine nuts."

County Magistrate Bai suddenly shouted: "Tie all these troublemakers to me! Stain alive! Stain alive!"

After breathing a few more breaths, he said to Li Feihu: "For the sake of my sixteen sons and third uncle, I will let you go this time. Come with me!"

While sitting by the window on the second floor, the magistrate Bai asked people to count Songzi, he watched thirty-six onlookers hanging by the wall outside the county government. He said: "The unruly people, a group of unruly people."

He said to Li Feihu again: "How did you practice Taoism? Is my third uncle okay to you?"

Wang Wu said: "It's pretty good, it's pretty good."

Li Feihu said: "You want to ask, if you kill me, will your third uncle cause trouble for you?"

County Magistrate Bai hurriedly said, "No, no - will that be?"

The messenger who counted the pine nuts said, "Master, there are a total of 7,600 pine nuts."

County Magistrate Bai said with distress: "That's seven taels of hexagonal silver. Fuck it - go and get the silver."

Li Feihu said: "Wang Wu, follow me, don't miss it."

Wang Wu said: "Why should I go?"

Li Feihu said: "Do you want to take spiritual rat poison?"

Wang Wu hurried out.

As soon as the door was closed, Li Feihu said, "Mr. Bai, it was your third uncle who asked me to do this. She said you privately complain that the pine nuts are moldy and sprouting, and you want to teach you a lesson."

County Magistrate Bai wiped his sweat: "I haven't said it-how did she know?"

Li Feihu said: "She also said that she wanted me to bring an official to catch the robber who killed my cow. If this matter is done, she will not care."

County Magistrate Bai hurriedly shouted: "Come, come!"

Li Feihu and the official who had watched him walk down the back door to the street. Li Feihu said to him: "Don't move here, I'll buy a sword first - do you have money?"

The official took out the tri-cent money. Li Fei's pot smelled it and said, "This is my tri-cent money. I ate garlic and radish that day."

The official said, "The taste is quite good."

Li Feihu walked across the street, turned around the corner, and walked into the crowd.

The official waited for two quarters of an hour, but before he could come back, he went out to look for it. But the street was full of people who were rushing to see the group of people who were hung up, so he had to go back and tell Bai County Magistrate and Wang Wu.

The three of them thought for another quarter of an hour and said together, "Damn, he ran away!"

Li Feihu ran out of the county town and walked along the path. After walking for an hour, he thought that no one could find him. He also thought that although he was almost replenished the yin by a female Taoist priest, he had at least learned this alchemy pot technique and now he can practice immortality.

Bai Piao pissed on his head, and his body smelled of urine. When he saw a pool of water on the side of the road, he jumped in and took a shower.

After taking a shower, he decided to touch some shrimps and shells to eat, and then dived down.

But when he dived into the bottom of the water, he saw a ball of white clothes next to a stone, and a ball of black hair on it. Li Feihu was shocked and thought to himself, Water Ghost! He kicked the Water Ghost on the head. But Water Ghost's hair was thick and dense, and it wrapped around his ankles. Li Feihu was so scared that he farted and quickly climbed to the shore.

He climbed ashore, and the water ghost was dragged up.

Li Feihu grabbed a stone and smashed it on the water ghost's head, but after hitting it, he found that it was not a water ghost, but a slender and beautiful little girl.

He thought: Damn, the world is getting worse, and the little girl is coming to peek at me for a bath.

Li Feihu threw down the stone, slapped her in the face and said, "Wake up!"

He slapped again and said, "Wake up!"

At this time, I heard a voice behind me saying, "You have actually caught this monster."

Li Feihu jumped up and saw a black dog with thin legs and feet behind him. He said, "What monster?"

The dog said, "It's the monster on the ground - don't you think something is wrong?"

Li Feihu looked at the dog and said, "It's something wrong."

The black dog said, "Look at what I do. Have you never seen a talking dog?"

Li Feihu said: "I have seen a talking tiger. My master wants it to be the Shanjun."

The black dog said: "Is your master a female Taoist priest who likes to pick yang and replenish yin?"

Li Feihu said happily: "Do you recognize her too? I am her newly accepted disciple. So we are the same people."

The black dog said, "Okay. I caught two demons in one go."

It suddenly stood up, the dog's head turned into a personal head, and the dog's skin turned into a Taoist robe. It held a sword in one hand and a whisk in the other.

Li Feihu said: "I'm joking."
Chapter completed!