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Chapter 3 My style is getting weirder and weirder

The female Taoist priest was still peeling pine nuts and saw Li Feihu and said, "Are you back?"

"I'm back." Li Feihu said, "Did you just say that if you don't pick me now, you have to wait until my medicine is refined before picking me?"

The female Taoist priest said, "Yes."

Li Feihu said: "Then how long will it take for me to be refined?"

"If it's fast, it's one year, if it's slow, it's ten years."

"Then will you pick me to death?"

The female Taoist priest thought for a while and said, "Perfect, but you may not die."

Li Feihu was happy: "What do you say?"

The female Taoist priest said, "My master took us up the mountain to collect and replenish it. But later I practiced well and killed him. If you could kill me, it would not be certain. But if you can't practice it for ten years, then you will be useless. Look there."

Li Feihu looked towards the back mountain where she pointed, but only saw a bare hill bun, like a bald head.

"The lazy and uneducated people are buried there, and you will also be buried there at that time."

Li Feihu thought for a while: "Is there a coffin?"

"have."

"That's not bad." Li Feihu said, "My parents just wrapped them with mats."

The female Taoist priest nodded: "Yes, it's not bad yet."

Li Feihu learned how to refine Qi when he lived on the mountain for the tenth day. Now he sat cross-legged on the kang, Wang Wu sat opposite him and said to him: "Why are you meditating? When will you practice swords? When will you fight to the death with me?"

Li Feihu opened a crack in his eyes and said, "Why haven't the master picked you up yet?"

Wang Wu said: "How do you know if it is not?"

Li Feihu said: "You have never been to her house tonight."

Wang Wu was stunned for a while and said, "Why am I going to her house? Am I looking for a fight?"

Li Feihu said: "Then how can she pick you up?"

Wang Wu was stunned and laughed and said, "You are such a fool. You are talking about sleeping with a woman. Picking up the body is to replenish the spirit with the spirit. Do you understand?"

Li Feihu frowned: "I don't understand."

"You will understand when you practice to the spiritual enlightenment realm." Wang Wu said proudly, "If you learn to draw qi into the body, you will be the spiritual enlightenment realm. The one with the Yuanyang feet on the body is a man, and the one with the Yuanyin feet on the body is a woman. When we practice in the room, we will breathe out Yuanyang. The master will draw yang into the body in another room, which is to collect yang and replenish yin."

Li Feihu thought for a while and said, "Then you have slept with the master."

Wang Wu became shy and said, "That's not about collecting yang and replenishing yin."

He shook his head again: "Damn, who told you this? Why don't you practice swords? We will fight to the death!"

Li Feihu snorted: "Why are you going to die? Maybe you will be punished by your master first."

Wang Wu stared at the eyes and said, "Who said he would die?"

"What the master said."

Wang Wu frowned for a while, then spread his eyebrows and laughed: "You are indeed a fool. Do you think that the Yuanyang on your body is slowly taken away, and there is only a little Yuanyin left? But can a man live with only Yuanyin? Of course, it is death. But this is death, not that death. As long as you slowly raise Yuanyin back, even if you can't live half-dead. Then you can replenish Yuanyang like a master, it's better. Not only can you not die, but you can live for a long time."

Li Feihu was happy. But just as he was half happy, he said, "Didn't you say that the Yuanyin foot on your body is a woman? Then the Yuanyang was gone?"

Wang Wu said: "Of course I have become a woman. Isn't this what the master is like? I think it's good to be a woman. My father used to work, and my mother didn't have to do anything - when did you practice swords?"

Li Feihu said: "Fuck."

Wang Wu said that Li Feihu only took ten days to know how to refine Qi because he was stupid. But in fact, it was because whenever he meditated and entered into meditation, he would think of the buttocks and legs of the female Taoist priest, and he was hot all over and wanted to take a shower.

But now he knew that the female Taoist priest was a man in the past, and when he remembered her butt and legs, he was shocked and suddenly became clear.

So on the eleventh day, Li Fei's pot was luring his energy into his body. Wang Wu said that he had entered the spiritual enlightenment realm and urged him to practice swordsmanship.

Li Feihu said: "I don't have a sword."

Wang Wu threw his sword to him and said, "Then use my sword."

Li Feihu held the sword and turned his wrist, feeling that the little spiritual power in his body could not be transmitted to his hands. He threw the sword to Wang Wu and said, "This way, I can't practice swords. You can practice the alchemy pot technique. Then we will be a fair duel."

So Wang Wu began to practice the alchemy pot technique secretly with Li Feihu.

Li Feihu said this because practicing the alchemy pot technique is a bit disgusting.

A few days ago, the female Taoist priest gave him thirty pills and asked him to take one a day. The pills were small, black, and shaped like rat shit. Li Fei put the pot in his mouth and sucked it, and the taste was like rat shit. He asked the female Taoist priest: "What is this?"

The female Taoist priest said, "It's rat shit."

He also said: "It's not ordinary rat shit, it's spiritual rat shit. This is the lowest-level spiritual medicine that ordinary people can withstand."

Li Feihu thought that it is better to eat shit alone than to eat two people together. It is best to ask Wang Wu to eat it first. If he dies of eating shit, he will get away with it.

On the fifteenth day of eating, Wang Wu finished his rat shit, and there were fourteen left of Li Fei Pot. Li Fei Pot asked Wang Wu: "Do you think something is wrong?"

Wang Wu said: "I didn't eat enough, do you still have it?"

Li Feihu looked at Wang Wu carefully and found that his face was flushed and his spirit was better than before. He thought to himself that this thing was indeed a pill.

The only disadvantage is that Wang Wu speaks bad breath now. For this reason, Wang Wu was called into the house by his master last night and was kicked out again less than a quarter of an hour.

Li Feihu went to the female Taoist priest and said, "Master, give me another fifteen pills."

The female Taoist priest was sitting under the pine tree and peeling pine nuts. After looking at him for a while, he said, "You didn't take the medicine you used before. Did you give it to Wang Wu?"

Wang Wu hurriedly poked his head out of the room: "It's not what I ate!"

Li Feihu said: "It's what he ate."

The female Taoist priest said: "Do you think this rat shit...there is only the same as the magic rat poison? I got it when I went to Feiyun Mountain and cut the white flower snake. You wasted fifteen pills, so you have to do something to get it again - you go to the city at the foot of the mountain to find the Bai County Magistrate to collect a debt."

Li Feihu said: "Then forget it, I don't want it anymore. I still have fourteen pills."

The female Taoist priest said: "It's OK. But one pill a day, and by the end of the month, you should be able to cultivate the Xuanhuang Feng with your qualifications. But you only have fourteen pills. If you can't cultivate at that time, go to the back mountain to choose a good place for yourself."

Li Feihu said: "What kind of debt is to get?"

The female Taoist priest slapped the pine shell on her body: "Check your debts for yourself. Didn't you say that three robbers robbed your house? You haven't been punished yet. You asked County Magistrate Bai to capture those three people."

Li Feihu was stunned and said, "Why are you helping me collect debts?"

The female Taoist priest smiled: "I said that you have too much murderous aura and you need to remove it, otherwise it will be difficult to become a big medicine. This is you who can help you collect your debts, and it is also helping me collect your debts - Wang Wu, you go too."

Wang Wu said from afar: "They didn't steal my house."
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