012 Hungry, I want to eat

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According to the line from the Baier Army of the Shu Special Agents Bureau, Guan and Zhang were ambushed in the Wolf Totem Valley at the junction of the river and the Han River, allowing Zhang Yaru and Bai Lu to roll around and create a huge momentum. When Zhou Gongjin passed by here, he would be attracted by two strange beasts, one eagle and one bear, and fell into the trap that Zhang Yide and Guan Tianlong had long set up.

Guan Tianlong took out twelve pieces of treasures flashing with brilliant glory from the storage package. He threw six of them to Zhang Fei, and the other six were equipped by himself. These treasures were all objects of Shu Kingdom. Because Zhuge Liang specifically named two people to ambush Zhou Yu before his death, Zhang Yide and Guan Tianlong had the opportunity to equip!

Zhang Yide's six treasures are: [Xiang Boots: Increase the movement speed by 50%, use can flash for a distance in the specified direction, and the cooling time is 45 seconds.] [Lie Yu: Increase the attack by 30%, the weapon is attached with the "Armor-breaking" attribute, and each attack reduces the enemy's defense by 30% for 2 seconds.] [Earth Axe Pendant: enables the wearer to fully sense the power of the earth, and the function increases by 300 points of strength, increase the upper limit of qi and blood, and increase the recovery speed of qi and blood per second by 100!] [Blood Axe Pendant: Increase the basic attack power by 75%, increase the attack speed by 30% and cause 1000 additional damage by 1 second!] [Yan Dang Knife Pendant: Increase the basic attack by 35%, and the normal attack has a 26% chance to cause 2 times the damage!] [Qingtian Armor: Increase the defense value by 180%, increase the recovery speed by 400 points per second.]

These six pieces of equipment can be called a magical artifact combination. With Zhang Feitian's human-level energy reserve, combined with these six pieces of equipment, he and his four proud skills: [Ground stomp: stomp the ground hard, hurt nearby enemy troops, and shock the surrounding enemies, reducing all enemies within 140 meters by 3,000 points of qi and blood and causing 3 seconds of stun.] [Swallow Man's roar: crazy, increasing his own attack power, 300% attack speed and 50% movement speed, but he will receive 30% extra

Damage.】【Tough guy: In times of crisis, you can stimulate Zhang Fei to have higher defense and resist strong enemies. If your health is less than 50%, you will increase 1,600 defense points and add 700 armor points to friendly forces within 700 meters around.】【Thousands of men are invincible: Zhang Fei fights thousands of troops with one person! Zhang Fei becomes huge and increases the attack power and vitality limit by ten times, drives out all states and is immunized by magic, lasts for 300 seconds, and cools down for 240 hours!】

Guan Tianlong's six treasures are: [.Xiang Boots: Increase the movement speed by 50%, use it to flash for a distance in the specified direction, and the cooling time is 45 seconds. Ice Jade: Weapons have frozen attributes, each attack can reduce the enemy's attack/movement speed by 25%, last for 2 seconds, and at the same time increase the full attributes by 500 points.] [Quick Frost Dragon Gun Pendant: Increase all attributes by 250 points, increase 20,000 points of Qi and Blood, increase 15,000 points of internal force, and add passive skill "Frost" to reduce the enemy's attack speed by 20% and 25% of movement speed by 2 seconds.] [Historical Records: Increase the holder's intelligence by 24%, 15% armor, 30% magic immunity, carry this path

Within 800 meters of units, the enemy's attack speed is reduced by 25%. Looking through the record of the Grand Historian, you can release ice rings within 50 meters of your own. The closer the distance is, the higher the damage is. It causes up to 25,000 points of damage and reduces all unit attacks/movement speeds by 25%, duration 4 seconds, and the deceleration effect ignores magical exemption.】【Seven Star Sword Pendant: Attack increased by 60%, all attributes increased by 1,000 points, wearing the Seven Star Sword, there will be sword energy to protect it, and help the master resist a single magic attack every 50 seconds.】【The Black Tortoise Axe Pendant: Increases strength by 1,200 points, attack power by 180%, becomes huge after use, and is immunized by magic, lasting 150 seconds, and cooldown time 24 hours!】

Guan Tianlong combined his skills and family martial arts in his life and also learned four skills, namely: [Dragon Ascension Sword: From bottom to top, launching a shock wave to slow down the enemy by 50%, no damage value, short cooling time, long duration! 10 seconds cd, 5 seconds continuous!] [Xingyun and Flowing Water Slash: The steps evolved from the Great Leap Forward can be instantly moved to the enemy to cause supply and additional 100% of the damage of basic attacks

, The range of action is 500 meters, the cooling time is 5 seconds! 】【Drunk lying on the battlefield: The normal attack has a 26% chance of causing 3.2 times critical damage, and a 26% chance of avoiding physical attacks】【Qinglong dances: rises into the air, dances the dragon ascension sword into a whirlwind, completely immune to spells, and causes terrible damage to all enemies around! The duration is 30 seconds, and the cooling time is 30 seconds! As long as the energy is enough, you can keep spinning like an electric fan!】

Guan Tianlong used a move of Qinglong to defeat the bandits in Taihang Mountains by dancing randomly, and was praised by Liu Bei, a big-eared thief, as a child prodigy.

The two men were ready to go, lying in the grass of the Wolf Totem Valley, sprinkled secret medicine, and drove away mosquitoes. Zhang Fei grabbed meat buns and wine gourds, gurgled and poured wine, and then ate the buns and wiped their mouths and said to Guan Tianlong: "Do you know why Zhou Lang from Dongwu is known to you, Uncle Zhuge, for a while?"

Guan Tianlong held the grassroots in his mouth and said absent-mindedly: "Young man is not kind-hearted. Uncle Zhuge and Zhou Gongjin are both quite bad, so they both call each other Yuliang. My uncle Zhao said that civil officials are different from military generals. Military generals only have four skills, while civil officials often have eight skills! This is not as simple as one plus one equals two!"

Zhang Fei laughed loudly, and the mountain walls around the totem valley were all falling. He scratched his palm-wide heart-protecting hair and said, "You little man is not kind-hearted. Who did you learn this sentence from? But you scolded you, Mr. Liu and Mr. Zhao! Those civil officials are usually powerless, and it would be fine if you have eight skills. I, Old Zhang, got up and jumped over with a pair of sneakers, and stabbed them all to death. It would be fine. But Zhou Yu is different. You, Zhuge Shu, reached the extreme, have a strong spell, and you can always put an eight-format map and tie people up. No one can do anything to him. Zhou Gongjin can be as famous as him because he has two forms, both civil and military..."

Zhang Fei said this, deliberately kept it a secret, yawning and pretending to sleep. Guan Tianlong sighed, took out a jar of Du Kang branded old wine from the space package, threw it to Zhang Fei and said, "Uncle San, let's talk about it again? Drinking when you are sleepy, refresh your mind!"

Zhang Fei shrugged his nose, stretched out his big claws and spread the wine jar. A thick yellow fog that could be seen from the naked eye rose from it. He laughed and said, "Good wine! Good wine!"

Gudu Gudu, poured half a jar of old wine in one breath, Zhang Yide patted his stomach with satisfaction, and popularized scientific knowledge for Guan Tianlong: "Zhou Yu, Zhou Gongjin, the Grand Governor of the Eastern Wu, is both civil and military, proficient in piano, chess, calligraphy and painting, known as Mei Zhou Lang, Zhou Yu, who is in the civil servant mode, possesses the power of the sun, and accumulates energy all day long, and has four skills, namely [Light of Judgment: Summon a scorching sunlight to damage the target, and blinds the target and its surrounding units for 10 seconds. This Light of Judgment caused

32,000 damage is absolute damage, that is, it cannot be immunized by magic, or magic resistance pardon! The concept of blinding effect is that the enemy's attack error probability is forcibly solidified to 30%!] [Light of freedom: Zhou Yu swung his sword and fired a powerful sword light, attacking the hero closest to him, causing 32,000 damage. The hero must be within his own field of vision, with a maximum distance of 25,000 meters. This move is particularly fierce, equivalent to an ultra-high attack range like an intercontinental missile. If your spy lurks in the enemy

Fang Camp, with vision, Zhou Yu can carry out an extraordinary attack of 25,000 meters! He sent Huang Gai to Cao's army and used this trick to launch a sneak attack on Cao Cao! Causes Cao's front teeth to fall off, cut his beard and robe, and never dares to let anyone approach him within ten meters! The meaning of the Free Light can only attack heroes is that this skill will not have an effect on units below the level of the ‘Dragon General’!] [Sword of Light: Establish a field with a radius of 100 meters, Zhou Yu can summon eight in the field

Four thousand lightsabers, these lightsabers are not controlled by Zhou Yu, and any enemy hit by the lightsaber will suffer 50 absolute damage! This damage ignores magical immunity and physical dodging!] [Tianwei Divine Assistant: Zhou Yu uses the power of the sun to immediately end the cooldown time of all skills and items. Consume 40% of his internal energy, end the cooldown time of the above three skills, as well as the cooldown time of items such as Xuanwu Axe Pendant, Sun Tzu Art of War, Meng De's New Book and other items! This skill is amazing!]”

Guan Tianlong's eyes were straight: "This is too fierce! I heard that there is a sun well in Wujun. The people of Wu are near the sun well, and their energy recovery speed can be increased by 1,000%. Zhou Yu is hiding in the sun well. In theory, can't he use Tianwei Shenshu and the Light of Freedom all the time?"

Zhang Fei nodded while burping, touching Guan Tianlong's head and said, "You are smart. Zhang Bao is half smart with you. I, Zhang, would rather live ten or eight years less than this guy! If Zhou Yu doesn't have any skills, how can he compare with you, Uncle Zhuge? Humph, this is nothing, it's just the civil minister mode, the Zhou governor has both civil and military, and the military general mode is also extraordinary! You know, the generals are mainly divided into two types, one is the power type, such as your father and I, are both power type generals. The other is the agile type, such as you, Mr. Liu and Mr. Zhao, are both agile type generals, and the civil ministers are all intelligent types. Zhou Yu is not only an intellectual hero, but also an agile general. His four general strategies are: [Waveblade Sword: emit a wave-shaped sword energy forward, causing initial 16,000 points of damage to the enemy on a short line, and in 60 seconds

Inflict continuous bleeding damage and leave wounds. The wound will last for 20 minutes. Once you enter the domain, it will cause greater damage at one time. At the same time, the wound disappears] [High-pitched: Add a high-pitched state to yourself or a friendly, increase the movement/attack speed by 30%, lasting for 100 seconds. Any friendly forces close to him will also get an additional 50 seconds of high-pitched state. If you enter the domain, the high-pitched effect will be 60%.] [Sword master: Zhou Yu is proficient in swordsmanship, so he can increase his attack power by 25%, and ordinary attacks have a 25% chance to stun the enemy] [Domain: Summon a magical exemption field stick to form a domain, causing 50,000 damage to the enemies entering the area, and any enemy unit with a health value less than 10% will be killed by Zhou Yu in the domain.] How about it, are you afraid?”

Guan Tianlong felt depressed and said, "Zhou Yu is so sharp, so there must be a follower around him. Taishi Ci of Ganning, the Eastern Wu, are all powerful generals in the world. Don't steal chickens and lose rice..."

Zhang Yide laughed again when he heard this: "What are the weaknesses of civil officials? What are the weaknesses of agile generals? Lu Xiaobu, the world's most agile general, dare not exchange for a spear with me, let alone Zhou Xiaoyu, whose qi and blood are not as good as one-tenth of Lu Xiaobu? As long as I hide, I jump over and roar, and stomp the ground with three or five spears, I will die! What about Ganning Taishi Ci, I regard him as a native chicken and a treasure! Big nephew, please wait and see!"

There are cliffs on both sides of Wolf Totem Valley, but there is a wide river in the middle of the valley. Shortly after Zhang Yide finished speaking, a small boat was squeaking down on the upstream of Wolf Totem Valley. One man and two woman on the boat had just finished the fight and were lying in the cabin to breathe fresh air. Judging from this posture, who else could there be except Zhou Yu, Xiao Qiao?

Guan Tianlong and Zhang Yide looked at each other, and took out a leaf at the same time to hide their figure! This leaf has a name called [One Leaf Obstacle], a magic weapon forged by Zhuge Liang. It can only be used once, but it can hide its aura and body shape. Even if ordinary people use it, it is difficult for even the Heavenly Master to discover it! What's more, Guan Tianlong and Zhang Yide who summoned [Who is pregnant] are both energy reserves of Heavenly Human Level. When using [One Leaf Obstacle], they are even more like fish in water, like tigers adding wings, like maggots turning into dragons, like...

In the black-sailed boat, Zhou Yu, who was originally eight feet tall, has now become more than 100 meters tall, and his long black hair has also turned red. He held Da Qiao and Xiao Qiao's slender waist with one hand, pointed to Zhang Yaru in the sky and said to Bai Luming: "I didn't expect that there would be divine beasts in this poor mountain and bad water! They looked very happy to ride, so they took me to catch it and gave it to the two ladies. I wonder what the ladies thought?"

Big Qiao and Xiao Qiao spoke in a coquettish voice: "Okay, I will rely on you, everything depends on you. The sisters have imitated Ehuang Nuying and contributed ** to help you improve your realm to the [Sacred] level. What else can you not rely on!"

After hearing this, Zhou Yu frowned and said, "For some reason, I always have a bad premonition in my heart. It is said that it is an extremely long process for heaven and man to become sacred. How could I break through and suddenly realize the miracle that is completely above the domain skills--summoning the great river crab god?"

Da Qiao and Xiao Qiao were coquettish: "Zhou Lang, you really hate it. You must be seen by the River Crab Master when you bully other sisters. So you chose you as the voter of the River Crab Master and the image spokesperson of the River Crab Master. You can summon the River Crab Master to come to the world anytime and anywhere!"

After hearing this, Zhou Yu smiled and said with a self-deprecating smile: "It is quite simple to summon the great river crab god, but as the great river crab god, you and I will lose your lives! No, not only you and me, but even everyone in this world will be harmonious!"

After Zhou Yu said that, he folded his hands together, and his whole body emitted a holy white light slowly floated in the air. He stepped down the black-sailed boat step by step, walked up to the wolf totem valley, pointed to the white deer and shouted softly: "The Light of Judgment!"

A ray of light hit Bai Luming's forehead from nine days away. Bai Luming screamed strangely and fell from the sky without any resistance! And when it rolled over and over again, you came up and I came up. Zhang Yaru, who was playing games, turned her head and stared at him by Zhou Yu. She was frightened and her wings lost her strength. She struggled for a moment and followed Bai Luming's footsteps, and she also fell from a high altitude to the bottom of the valley, smashing a piece of dust.

Zhou Yu stepped in front of Bai Luming and Zhang Yaru, stretched out his fingers and touched their foreheads and said, "My name is Zhou Yu, are you willing to go with me?"

Bai Luming and Zhang Yaru didn't dare to speak because the pressure on the person in front of him was several times greater than that of Guan Tianlong.

Da Qiao and Xiao Qiao also got off the boat and walked to Zhou Gongjin. They picked up a beast and wanted to keep it as a pet. The three of them didn't know that Guan Tianlong and Zhang Yide had already sneaked into their backs, ready to explode their chrysanthemums!

Zhou Gongjin took out two paper talismans and pasted them on Bai Luming and Zhang Yaru's forehead. A hawk and a bear all kinds of fireworks emerged all over his body, and energy leaked in large quantities. Zhou Yu asked Qiao Xiao and Xiao to conquer the pet, but he frowned, feeling frightened, and for some reason!

Zhang Fei next to him felt the time was ripe, and he walked around Zhou Yu's back and stomped the ground, thinking, the roar of the world was exploding, Zhou Yu, Da Qiao, Xiao Qiao, all three were dizzy for three seconds, Guan Tianlong appeared at the same time, pulled out the divine dragon ascending sword, aiming at Zhou Yu to activate the Green Dragon Dance skill! Zhou Yu's head was red, and Zhang Fei shot one after another, all stabbed in his chest! Three seconds later, the Great Governor of Wu, who had been upgraded, was already dying. He stared at the fish eyes, seemed unbelievable, and trembled lips and recited the last spell in his life: "Good...good...good...so comfortable...ah...and...and...then...and...then...ah...then...then...then...then...then...then...then...then...then...then...then...then...then...then...then...then...then...then...then...then...then...then...then...then...then...then...then...then...then...then...then...then...then...then...then...then...then...then...then...then...then...then...then...then...then...then...then...then...then...then...then...then...then...then...then...then...then...then...then...then...then...then...then...then...then...then...then...then...then...then...then...then...then...then...then...then...then...then...then...then...then...then...then...then...then...then...then...then...then...then...then...then...then...then...then...then...then...then...then...then...then

The word "River crab" was shouted out, and the whole world was suspended. Guan Tianlong could not move. He was pregnant but could rotate. He stared at the void above his head. He saw an extremely huge hairy crab suddenly raised his clamps and descended to the world, shouting: "Silly humans, don't be rampant. Society belongs to the river crab! It does not belong to you!"

In an instant, the wind and clouds reversed, the mountains collapsed and the tsunamis were shaking and howling in the three realms, and the heaven and earth transformed into a huge trench! Billions of creatures, including the Xi clan, the Feather Clan, the Unmoved Ming King and the Thunder Emperor who came out of the four portals, were all instantly killed by the River Crab God!

Even the newly born Meng Huo and Guan Tianlong, who has been in power for thousands of years, are no exception!

Guan Tianlong's last thought before his death was: "Where did that 220 pounds of Creation God die?"

The great master of the river crab seemed to see what this guy was thinking. He held up his double clamps and said with a quarrel: "At the beginning of a person, he is naturally kind, and he is hungry, and he wants to eat! The fat man felt that he would become a fat man after 32 subscriptions to eat, so the master of the slap was finished!"

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The great river crab god burst the entire universe! The world is in darkness!
Chapter completed!