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011 At the beginning of people, nature is good

011 People are born with good nature

roar!

The bear was furious, and the sound waves overflowed from all directions. It abandoned the birched birds under its feet and buried its head at Guan Tianlong who was running wildly to the corner of the cliff. No matter what the old man or child, it raised its hand and slapped it!

Guan Tianlong has been to the upper plane once, and when he comes back, his body is uncontrollable. He decomposes and rots and decays with the dust of plants and trees. However, his soul has been floating over the continent of the world's hero for tens of thousands of years. He is not affected by the memory law of the God of Creation, and his experience has been accumulated for tens of thousands of years. This time, he has practiced various martial arts, light skills, internal skills, and moves from the womb. If it weren't for the current world that had a tendency to transform from martial arts to fairy tales, based on his ability, he could almost be compared with the head of the Five Mountains Sword Sect in Jin Yong's martial arts novels!

Guan Tianlong grabbed Ganoderma lucidum, but he was not as verbose as the chirping bird and patted the bear. He knew very well that whenever he got the traces of Momo in his baby, or if he defeated the enemy, but pretended to say a lot of nonsense, he was all supporting roles or even supporting roles. He was so useless and lost his luck. So he opened his mouth and ate it as soon as he took the Ganoderma lucidum for ten thousand years.

After drinking this Ganoderma lucidum, Guan Tianlong felt a warm circulating throughout his limbs and bones. Then his whole body was hot, his mouth was dry, and his tongue was dry, and balls of energy rose from three inches below the navel! It was not the Dantian, but the end of a sausage and two eggs!

A mirror seemed to appear in front of him. In the mirror, he was covered in white light, and the light flashed with crackling light. It was suspected that the upgraded light was when he was enlightened by the small whirlwind of the bed thousands of years ago! The hint sound seemed to be heard in his ears, and the reserve energy was like a rush to break through the middle level of the warrior, the upper level, the lower level of the tiger guard, the middle level of the tiger guard, and the advanced tiger guard. In other words, it was the peak of the tiger guard. If you work harder, you can become a dragon general!

When Guan Tianlong was eight years old, he was catching the eagle and bear in Emei Mountain. When he was the second pet of the bear, the dragon general was still a rare thing. There were tens of billions of people in the world, and there were only one hundred dragon generals!

The little boy with pink and jade was ecstatic. He lowered his head and swallowed two more bites of Ganoderma lucidum. One third of the Ganoderma lucidum was swallowed by him. However, after the last two bites, he never had any abnormal reaction, just like eating two bites of potatoes, cabbage!

Guan Tianlong frowned and ran. He thought, is it necessary to take drugs? This is too high-tech!

He bit three bites of Ganoderma lucidum, thought about problems, and his thoughts changed only in the flash. In the meantime, when Guan Tianlong raised his head, the roar of patting the bear came! Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Guan Tianlong covered his crotch with his hands, turned his head and glared viciously, and put the ten thousand-year-old Ganoderma lucidum into the storage backpack like a magic trick. This storage backpack was the treasure he found when he was three years old and digging his own corpse with his memory. In addition to the storage backpack, all equipment including the Qiqiao Linglong Tower rotted. Fortunately, the most awesome SS-level artifact Truth was thrown into the space of the storage backpack by Guan Tianlong. Otherwise, even if it didn't rot, it would have been picked up by the NPCs with its appearance!

roar!

When Papa Bear saw the little boy with his bare butt stop running away, he turned around and looked for himself, and was overjoyed. But before he could pounce on him and lick the little boy twice, he found that the ten thousand-year-old Ganoderma lucidum in the boy's hand disappeared! The white bear was even more angry! It had already activated its spiritual intelligence and could dominate the king and laugh at the mountains and forests. Maybe one day he could cultivate himself to the human body and go down the mountain to enjoy the wealth of the world! For this reason, Papa Bear did not hesitate to offend his old neighbors and also wanted to grab the Ganoderma lucidum, but he didn't expect that when the Ganoderma lucidum matured, evil stars came from the sky, and actually took away the fairy grass he had cultivated hard from his mouth!

The man of patting the bear stood up, roared, and another circle of sound waves spread, hitting Guan Tianlong's body that was coming towards him. It could be seen from the naked eye that Guan Tianlong's movement speed slowed down by at least 50%! The clone of the bird that Pai Pai who had once ravaged, the winged and chirping bird, was also shocked by its roar and thrust for a few times and rolled his eyes and hung up!

Guan Tianlong was touched and was so angry that he turned his head to fight with the giant bear, but was roared by the giant bear's movement speed, which was reduced by half. At the same time, he was frightened and could not raise his strength. He quickly used the Thirteen Poles Dragon Elephant Prajna Kung Fu, and a thick aura like a mountain rose up flat! As the highest martial arts of Tantric Buddhism, the Dragon Elephant Prajna Kung Fu was cultivated by the power of the soul! Because most of the Tantric Lamas will be blinded after their reincarnation, and the Dragon Elephant Prajna Kung Fu can help people open up their minds, find the roots of their past lives, and avoid the suffering of lost paths. Guan Tianlong's soul wandered over the Hero Continent for 10,000 years ago. Although he did not deliberately practice this martial art, seven thousand years ago, the Dragon Elephant Prajna Kung Fu automatically operated and reached the peak of the Thirteen Poles!

The full-level Dragon Elephant Prajna Technique has increased by 4096 points in all attributes, and each punch weighs four tons of power. Isn’t this a joke?

The chirping bird in the sky saw that the clone was beaten to death by the bear, and screamed in anger. She flapped her wings and swooped down. When the clone was about fifty meters away, it suddenly braked. It squeaked, squeak, squeak, the dead clone actually had a green phosphorus fire all over her body, which decomposed into small green light balls, and flew to the sky. It was attracted by the strange screams of the chirping birds, and they all ran into its belly! The chirping bird devoured all the light balls, and a look of comfort appeared in the bird's eyes. The wings spread out, and it was ten meters long. Puff puff puff puff, countless bird feathers, like machine guns, shot at the white bear on the mountain and Guan Tianlong with bare butts, ready to kill one person and one beast in one net!

Below, the man patted the bear stood up, and rushed towards Guan Tianlong with a whimpering heat. Guan Tianlong also stared at his eyes and pouted his mouth. He took one step at a time, and all the rocks he stepped on were shattered, carrying a resentment as if someone owed him two hundred yuan. He looked like he was tragic and looked like he was dying. He raised his fist to face the bear's paw that patted the bear!

Puff puff! Buff buff! Buff buff! Buff buff, buff buff! Buff buff, buff buff!

One person and one beast, holding the feather arrows of the chirping birds, you hit me, I hit you, a series of struggling hard fights without any fancy! Guan Tianlong's fist was wrapped with the light golden dragon elephant Prajna Kung Fu, and the bear paw patted the bear was getting redder and redder, and the temperature was getting higher and higher. After dozens of times, his snow-white claws turned into a bright red like a soldering iron!

Every time Guan Tianlong hit the bear's paw, he frowned. However, he looked down at him and immediately gritted his teeth without saying a word. He used the thirteenth dragon elephant Prajna Technique, punched and hit the bear continuously. The white bear's body was shaking, its claws became redder, but its body became more and more unbearable. Finally, at the 108th impact, the bear could not bear Guan Tianlong's dragon elephant power and took a step back!

Guan Tianlong was unreasonable and learned to pat the bear. He twisted his butt and took two fists as the size of a fried bun, bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang, and shouted, "Great Leap Forward! Monkey steals peaches!"

With a slump under his feet, he heard a 'puff' sound like a fart' and the child disappeared. The next second suddenly appeared under the crotch of the bear, raised his hands up, grabbed two grapes, and threatened the bear, saying, "I'm tired of fighting. Now I'm putting two paths in front of you. Either you are a pet or a waste immediately! Be a pet for me, feed you Ganoderma lucidum grass! Become a waste immediately, be a eunuch bear! After that, what do you think! I know you can speak human words!"

The white bear was enlightened. He fought hard with the little boy with a bare ass more than a hundred times just now, and he became more and more fragile, but the other party became harder. Judging from his age, he was only five, six or seven years old, and his level was 180. If converted to the level of a human, he was the middle level of the dragon general!

Although humans and beasts are different, Papai Xiong respects the strongest people the most in his life. Whoever believes in the big fist is the boss? Guan Tianlong carrots and sticks are given to Ganoderma lucidum. He does not act as a pet as a eunuch. Papai Xiong's life root falls into the other party's hands. After thinking for a while, he lay on the ground with a silly sound, and said with a humble claw: "The master is here, I will be patted by the bear! As long as you believe in it, feed me Ganoderma lucidum, and I will go through fire and water, and I will not refuse!"

Guan Tianlong loosened his hands, let go of the two grapes of Paibei, waved his hand and took out a collar from the ancient ruins [space package], threw it to Paibei and said, "This thing increases attack/defense/double/critical attack by 10%. If you wear it, you will give you Ganoderma lucidum grass!"

Although I don’t know what attack, defense, dodge and critical strike, I have lived for thousands of years. The bear has to bow its head under the eaves. I still understand this simple truth! I can’t beat it, and I can’t run away. If I ask someone to wear a condom, then just wear a condom! Although it’s not good to wear a condom, what else can you do if you don’t want something to happen? It’s better than taking medicine?

Pai Pai Bear put on a milky white pet collar that changes its size and is legitimately becoming Guan Tianlong's riding pet pet. If it dares to be disobedient, as long as Guan Tianlong moves his fingers, the pet collar will emit electric shocks, or tighten its neck like a tight hoop, so that it cannot survive or die, and can also subtly increase the loyalty of the pet at all times. Although the game is now alienated, pet loyalty has become a hidden attribute that cannot be viewed, but after all, there is still! If a pet dares to betray the owner, a milky white liquid can also be shot out in this condom. This liquid contains tens of thousands of tadpole-like bacteria, which is very terrifying, enough to kill the dragon, let alone the giant bear?

After Guan Tianlong subdued Papai Bear, he did not break his promise. He took out the remaining two-thirds of the Ganoderma lucidum grass, tore it into two petals from the middle, threw one of the petals into Papai Bear's mouth, and took the other half to the chirping bird in the air and said, "Bird, do you want this thing? Come and talk, I'm a pet, give you Ganoderma lucidum!"

The black birds croaked and shouted: "Gingerchid is indeed precious, and the price of freedom is even higher! As a noble eagle, you should soar in the sky, how..."

The bear patted the bear and swallowed the Ganoderma lucidum grass, and its whole body emitted five-color light. It farted loudly, and it whimpered like a balloon, and it whipped a bigger circle in the wind. When it saw Guan Tianlong chatting with the Chazha Bird, the Chazha Bird actually pretended to be so arrogant that it raised its corners of its mouth, shrugged its nose, and kicked it, and it rose from the ground, like a drunk driver driving a Ferrari sports car. Although it was shaking, its speed was extremely amazing. The Chazha Bird did not expect this change and was still making a declaration of freedom. The bear was patted to approach the body. The bird was shocked and quickly activated its clone skills to escape, but the bear did not give it this opportunity. After eating Ganoderma lucidum, the bear was very fierce. It screamed, and the two birds were all bleeding from seven orifices. The bear slapped them all into dust!

Guan Tianlong was afraid that the Zhazha bird would fall to death, so he used a great leap forward to step on it and made a puff explosion of air. He pulled the black eagle that was closer to him and pulled his thigh in his arms and turned back to the cliff, but he didn't expect that the black eagle was a clone! It disappeared as soon as he arrived at the cliff! And patted the bear in the air, stepped on the air, and beat the one to death, which was the original body of the Zhazha bird: "Stop the bear, don't pinch the eagle to death!"

After hearing Guan Tianlong's words, Papaixiong raised his claws and touched the collar on his head. He reluctantly stepped on the void. He held the claws of the chirping bird in his mouth. He landed in front of Guan Tianlong, spit the chirping bird on the ground and said, "I am traversing Mount Emei, within an radius of 8,000 miles. He is the overlord of the mountain forest in this area. There is a bandit call given by the Emei female hero Zhou Zhizhi, called Papaixiong. Master, please don't open your mouth and bear. Shut up the bear and call me. If others hear it, they not only say that I have no talent, but you will not be much better!"

Guan Tianlong laughed out loud, took out a pet collar and buckled it on the neck of the chirping bird, patted the bear and said, "I know there is a Zhou Zhiruo in the Emei Sect, but I don't know that there is a retarded Zhou. Since you like a nice name, I will give you a personal name, Bai Luming, how about it?"

He patted the bear and narrowed his eyes and thought for a long time, raised his paws and patted the chirping bird and said, "The mentally retarded female, the mentally retarded female, the female hero of Emei, must be called Zhou Zhiru! I am an old bear and not an old deer, why is it called Bai Luming, not Bai Xiongming?"

After the birds woke up, they saw a man and a beast in front of them. They were so scared that they screamed and flew, and they were about to fly with their wings. They patted the bear and wanted to stop them. Guan Tianlong waved his hand and said no. After the birds flew up, Guan Tianlong snapped his fingers and crackled, and the void emitted electricity. The black feathers of the birds all turned brown! It was the brown color of the roasted birds! The smell of barbecue filled the air. The birds fainted in the blink of an eye. This time, the bear, the white deer, licked its paws, and was speechless. He thought to himself that it was fortunate that I, the old bear, had no idea of ​​any trouble at all.

Guan Tianlong stepped on the wings of the bird's wings, opened the beak and threw a pill in it. After a moment, the wings woke up. Guan Tianlong asked, "Do you accept it? If you don't accept it, you will be called again!"

The birds were not convinced, but they didn't dare to say that, so they could only nod their heads reluctantly, and said unconsciously: "Accept!"

Guan Tianlong didn't say it out loud, thinking, as long as you take it orally, I didn't want to accept any pets, it was too vulgar, but there was no way. In order to compete with Meng Huo for the [Pig Feet Template], I had to accept pets, because other pig feet just arrived in another world, collecting pets, collecting a dog, collecting a worm, and collecting a dragon, I collecting an eagle and a bear, which must be even more powerful!

Guan Tianlong thought about it and couldn't help but grin and sighed: "People are all forced out, except for the endocrine disorders reading novels designed to pick up the wrong caesarean section! Chicken bird, go to the canyon and pick up my red bellyband for me!"

The bird took the order, spread its wings, swooped down the cliff, and went to find Guan Tianlong's bellyband that was knocked away by the bear with a blow! That bellyband was not a treasure, but after all, it was stitched out by Guan Tianlong in his life, so how could he throw it away at will.

After the bird left, Guan Tianlong climbed up with his butt and patted the bear, saying to it: "Youyou Deer Song, eats artemisia in the wild. I have a guest, Deyin Kong Zhao. I treat the people without being arrogant, but gentlemen are effective. I have an order wine, and the guest style swallow is Ao. I have allusions to name you. Some things, if you understand, you understand, and if you don't understand, you don't understand! You really don't understand, just think so, your name is Bai Luming, and you will be wearing Vandal deer helmet in the future, pretending to be herbivorous animals, non-toxic and pollution-free, not genetically modified products, so everyone is not prepared for you. Then when you want to obscene them, you can kill the bear in deer skin. Tsk tsk, how domineering this title! When the bird comes back, I'm going to give it a name too!"

Pai Bai Lu Ming, blinking her little eyes and thinking for a long time, thinking that the owner's words seemed to make some sense, but it was not clear what the specific reason was. The more it was such a sensible reason, the more it made the bear feel that this was the real truth, and the simple and easy-to-understand truth was not the truth! It asked Guan Tianlong curiously: "Zhezhe Bird, this name, I think, is quite good. Why do you want to change it? Are you going to change it, what's the name?"

Guan Tianlong looked into the distance and said, "You recite the three-character classics smoothly! Have you practiced it before?"

Bai Luming shyly rubbed his crotch and said, "My ancestor is Bai Juyi, a person from the Tang Dynasty, don't you know? He is really uneducated!"

More than half an hour later, the eagle returned to the cliff with a bellyband embroidered with the word "Fu" and completed the handover procedures with Guan Tianlong. Guan Tianlong ate one-third of the Ganoderma lucidum for the eagle. He watched the eagle reborn like a bear, swelling a circle, and then gave it a name, Zhang Yaru.
Chapter completed!
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