In pain, the chicken's head tilted, and the wings that were constantly flapping fell limply and made no sound anymore.

“Stewed Doug!!”

As if squeezed out from between her teeth, Aunt Lisa read word by word. Suddenly, Doug, with a hesitant face, grabbed his neck and fell down in pain.

"The last one..."

He put the pot aside and covered it with a wooden lid. He didn't know what ingredients were contained in it. He brought it to the front and opened the wooden lid. There was a pot of fresh little clams inside.

Picking up these clams, she poured them into the bubbling hot water nearby without hesitation. Watching the small clams being boiled instantly and opening their shells to reveal the clam meat inside, she quickly picked them up and put in the other ones.

Add oil to a pot and heat it up, sprinkle ginger on it, and on the smiling face that has turned black, the seductive little mouth slightly opened and he spoke slowly.

“Fry Goff!”

Geoff also fell down.

Both on and off the court were speechless, and many men were already in tears - although the beauty is good, the yellow-faced woman in the family is still suitable for him.

"Ha~~ah haha~~it's...it's really a strange dish name. So, I wish contestant Lisa can win the championship in one fell swoop, and we will continue to interview the next one...the next one..."

No, Aunt Lisa will never win the championship. Just relying on these three [magical] dish names, no matter how delicious she cooks them, it will be useless. Akala and Artoria are willing, tens of thousands of people in the audience

Men won’t agree either.

Feeney and I left the scene as if we were fleeing, gasping for air.

"So...so scary, meow~~~"

Feini whimpered, then raised her head and looked at me cautiously and with a little fear.

"Cousin...Cousin meow, Miss Sarah, she...she will...won't...become like this...in the future, right?"

"Tear off your crow's mouth!"

I immediately hooked the corner of Feini's mouth and pulled her away bitterly, this guy... my Sarah would not become so scary!!!

But...well, how should I put it, everything was as expected.

I looked up at the audience and saw that many of the male audience members were still in the tangled expressions of broken eggs. Having the same expression of broken eggs on their faces, I suddenly felt a sense of joy.

How about it? It is indeed right to choose Aunt Lisa as the interview subject. As I said before, don’t think that I am alone in pain, everyone will go to hell to meet Lucifer together, you bastard!!

From this point of view, I am indeed a man who can count on everything even if his balls hurt. With such terrifying attributes... maybe I will grow into a very scary guy in the future, and he may be said to have a hundred other things besides his singing voice.

Wu Fan, the Conquering King, has a unique way to conquer the universe!!!

Next, let’s have some healing interviews.

After thinking proudly, I turned my eyes around again, and finally landed on Sister Karina.

Speaking of Sister Karina, the first impression I have of her is that she is a beautiful, bold and powerful lady. However, after getting to know her better, I discovered that this seemingly strong woman actually hides a very delicate and fragile side.

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What a beautiful flower, but it was ruined by Gott's orangutan.

"What kind of exciting dishes will contestant Karina bring to us?"

When the interview time came, I was surprised to find that Sister Karina’s table was filled with fruits, mostly bananas.

"Haha, Xiao Wu... Elder Fan might as well take a guess?" Sister Karina winked at me slyly.

"Fruit platter?"

I answered without hesitation, anyone who sees more than ten kinds of fruits placed on the stage with such a posture will probably think of this name first.

But...can fruit platter be considered a dish?

Sure enough, Karina smiled and shook her head.

"Elder Fan guessed~wrong~Luo~~it's the banana pie."

"This is good, meow, I like sweets, meow~~"

Feini came up to her like she was stealing the spotlight, looking at the fruits on top, her eyes sparkling with happiness.

So a large group of people in the audience solemnly wrote down this important information in their notebooks. Some people couldn't wait to flip through their inventory to see if they could get the ingredients to make banana pie, apple pie, etc.

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"Oh? I have only heard of apple pie. What is banana pie? Can you share it with everyone?"

I stretched the loudspeaker to the opposite side, and immediately, those fans of Feini who were busy taking notes cheered and almost said yes without being excited.

Get out of here you fucking fags!

"Actually, it's nothing, it's not particularly delicious." Sister Karina showed a slightly troubled expression and smiled.

"It's just that the one in my family really likes eating bananas, so he made it like this without permission. For ordinary people, it might be more suitable for eating apple pie. Only the banana maniac in my family can eat no matter how many pieces."

"Have you heard that he is so virtuous? Karina's husband is so happy."

Sister Karina's speech made all the men in the audience burst into tears of excitement. They felt that their hearts that had been hit hard just now had been healed. Some even shouted slogans such as "Marry Karina as your wife."

Of course, there are a few petty guys who have not forgotten the envy, jealousy and hatred in their hearts. At this time, they cast an even more piercing look at me, as if to say, is there any man in the world who can be as happy as you, a harem man, you bastard?

!!!

"Please forgive me for asking, why does Karina's husband like to eat bananas? Is it because Karina chose it?"

I tried to go one step further and make it as touching and loving as "The Story of a Couple Eating Fish", so I continued to ask.

"Because it's an orangutan."

Because it's an orangutan...

It's an orangutan...

Orangutan...

The crisp and clear voice echoed over and over again in the ears of the male audience who felt healed.

The scene was silent.

"Awwwwww~~~~ Lina, I'm hungry."

Following the example of Tarzan, the Gorilla swung over the heads of countless spectators, and then several Gorillas rolled and landed on the stage, making a shining appearance.

"Oh, it's you, Wu, what are everyone doing? It seems very interesting, hahahaha~~~~~"

That male face, which looked scary and majestic when serious, like a certain director, was smiling like an innocent idiot, as if he was fully interpreting the definition of the term orangutan to everyone.

"Lina, why did you take away all the bananas in the house and you can't find any?"

Before I could say anything, he turned around and complained to his wife.

"Be good, be good, take a few to fill your stomach first, the banana pie will be ready later."

Sister Karina looked at her husband with a gentle expression, like looking at...a pet...uh.

"Oh, banana pie? I want ten, ten." Gautela danced happily.

"Yes, yes, yes, please sit aside and wait quietly. Don't go out and cause trouble to everyone again." Karina pointed to the position of the three braised, stir-fried and stir-fried trio under the stage, and coaxed with a gentle smile.

At this moment, I suddenly had an illusion, or an intuition - if there is a large iron cage for beasts under the stage, then the place that Sister Karina is pointing at must be in the direction of the cage.

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"Oh~~~ Got it!!!"

Gaut happily held a bunch of bananas and sat next to the three-piece. While peeling and eating, he stared closely at his wife on the stage. Suddenly, as if he had just noticed Lal and the others beside him, he looked at them curiously.

glanced at them, and then...

"Puff puff puff~~~~~~~"

The orangutan covered his mouth, his cheeks bulged high, and he couldn't help but laugh and pointed at the three people.

"Lal, Doug, Goff, what's wrong with you? Why do you look like a lost dog? You must have done something bad again. Lisa must have punished you. Look at my Karina.

How good it is to me."

As he said that, he waved the banana in his arms in front of the three of them as if to show off. They ate it deliciously and did not forget to make a look like "If you sincerely ask me, I will not consider giving you one."

Root" proud gesture.

I:"……"

Feini: "..."

All viewers: "..."

"This...every family has a hard time...Ahem, sorry, every family has a different understanding and definition of happiness. No matter what kind of relationship it is, even if the owner and the pet are the same, as long as they are both

Just feel happy."

I wiped off the cold sweat while making my final remarks for this interview, and wished that Sister Karina’s dog food...oh no, it’s banana pie, can be generous and bright, and win the laurel crown in one fell swoop.

Although the hope is even slimmer than a sudden setting like Ultraman attacking the Dark Continent.

Very good, my body and mind seem to have been healed a lot (?), and I seem to have managed to regain some energy (because I saw a man who was even more tragic than myself), so I will use this precious energy to deal with the most difficult person next.

Let's get rid of that group.
To be continued...