Chapter 1,221 [Wise] Wife [Good] Mother!

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I always feel that after this game, the little moral integrity I have accumulated with great difficulty will be exhausted. What is going on? Why do I always feel the invasion of moral integrity inexplicably recently?

Before meeting the pornographic maid, where did the upright self go?

With this sad question, I came to Aunt Lisa's kitchen.

Now, my idea is that if I am so suppressed and sad, I might as well drag everyone down with me. That’s right! Why is it that I am the one who suffers every time? You guys who are watching the game happily should also go down with me.

Hell, give your soul to Lucifer, you bastard!!

I lowered my head and laughed a few times gloomily, then raised my head, my smile was bright again.

"Cousin...Cousin, meow, the aura you have...is so scary, meow~~~"

This transvestite, like no other, has a first-class intuition. After she keenly noticed my change, she started to tremble all over.

"It's nothing, I just suddenly figured out something." Like the No. 1 machine that was out of control, I staggered a few times, turned around, and grinned at Feini.

"Meow~~~~!!" Feini shrank into a ball with tears in her eyes.

It's really fun to bully this transvestite.

"Now let's interview the third contestant. I think many people already know her. Yes, she is the mother of Sarah, who has been rated as the most beautiful woman in the Dark Continent by busy people. Of course, she is also my mother-in-law. She can give birth to a child.

With such a beautiful daughter, it’s no exaggeration to think that she will be rated as the second most beautiful woman in mainland China.”

I smiled and happily took pictures of my mother-in-law's horses.

"I am Sarah's father. Look here. I am the father of the most beautiful woman in mainland China. I can give birth to such an outstanding daughter. How can I be on the list of handsome boys?"

When Mr. Lar, who was not far away from the audience, heard what I said, he immediately became elated and acted coquettishly, as if he was afraid that others would not know about him.

It's a pity that his presence is quite thin, and not many people notice him at all.

You can think of it with your toes. The father of the most beautiful woman in mainland China and the mother of the most beautiful woman in mainland China will undoubtedly attract a hundred times more attention. After all, there is the so-called mother-daughter effect. People are more willing to believe that a beautiful woman and an ugly man can give birth to a beautiful daughter.

, instead of a beautiful boy and an ugly girl, can give birth to a beautiful daughter.

Compared with the simple aunt in front of her, the Aunt Lisa in front of her seems to be born with star looks. Logically speaking, this should be the first time she has been exposed to the attention of so many people, but she still remains calm and looks like a star.

Her ease, elegance and magnanimity make her look like a dying princess who happened to be taken advantage of by Larna and married off.

"Elder Fan is really good at talking. I don't care, she is already an old woman in her thirties or forties." Aunt Lisa covered her mouth and said with an elegant smile.

"Women, no matter how beautiful they are, they still have to take advantage of men. So, compared to my precious daughter being known as the most beautiful woman in mainland China, I feel that your son-in-law, who has the most beautiful woman in mainland China as his own, is happier.

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Oh oh oh, Aunt Lisa, you can’t mock me like this!!!

I wiped away the cold sweat and turned around stiffly. Sure enough, when I heard Aunt Lisa's presence, tens of thousands of men in the audience were already burning up. It seemed that they were brought back to the cruel reality from the short-term joy——

That's right, not only Miss Sarah, the most beautiful woman in the continent, but also Lady Linya, who was one of the three beauties in the past, has not been spared, as well as Her Majesty Artoria of the Elf Tribe, with her noble and majestic grace.

Not inferior to the first two in any way, I heard that she also has an affair with Lady Lucia, the charming Sky Fox from the fox tribe...

Burn this harem man to death!!!

In an instant, countless envious, jealous and hateful eyes in the audience seemed to turn into raging flames. The glances they cast towards me wanted to burn me to ashes right away.

"You, you...what do you want to do, meow? My cousin is...not that kind of man who wants to play, meow~~"

Sensing this shocking hostility, Fini nervously stood in front of me like a hen protecting her chicks, bearing countless hot gazes on my behalf.

Feini, although I am very grateful for you to stand up and speak for me, but...

With tears streaming down my face, I looked at the fans of Feini who had maintained a neutral attitude with the words "At least we still have a piece of pure spiritual land - only belongs to our Highness Feini" on their faces, who suddenly joined the frenzy of hatred.

I just feel that in this world, I no longer have a place the size of an ant hole.

"Aunt Lisa, you are really hurting me."

I shrugged my head and sighed listlessly. The looks from the audience made me feel that if I walked at night in the future, I might be attacked by a sneak attack and slapped with a sap every time I took a step.

"If your life is too ordinary, it is easy to forget happiness, so I suddenly want to cause you a little trouble so that you can know how happy you are to marry these three girls, Veraslinya and Sarah.

You must cherish them."

With the tone of someone who has experienced it, Aunt Lisa looked at me tenderly and warned me.

"But don't be like that fool, who was born into blessings and doesn't know them."

The gentle gaze from the previous moment was immediately filled with a dark energy, directed towards a certain uncle Paladin in the audience who felt lonely because he had been ignored.

"I see Aunt Lisa, you are enjoying it too."

Looking at Uncle Lal and then at Aunt Lisa, I suddenly felt that from a certain aspect, this couple might really be a good match.

"Oh, oh, is that so?"

Regarding my statement, Aunt Lisa just smiled faintly, but there seemed to be a trace of warm memories in her eyes, passing by in an instant, so fast that it was difficult to see or understand clearly.

"Ahem, now let's see what kind of dishes contestant Lisa will bring us."

Feeling that the topic had been left behind, I picked up the magic amplifier again and brought the rhythm back to the game.

"Can you tell us about it, contestant Lisa? I see that there are a lot of ingredients on your stage. What are you going to do? I'm looking forward to it. As far as I know, contestant Lisa's cooking skills are outstanding.

The entire Rogge camp is ranked number one."

"It won an award, so it's not a big deal. I want to use these ingredients to make three dishes."

"Three dishes? As far as I know, the evaluation this time is based on the average score. Therefore, it does not mean that you have a greater chance of winning if you cook more dishes. If one of them is not as good as the other two, maybe

It will hold you back, meow~~~”

Feeney, who has a good memory, kindly reminded Aunt Lisa of the rules of the competition. If you want to get the highest score, it is safer to choose what you are best at. The judges will not give you a higher score just because you do more.

A fraction of one point.

"It doesn't matter, it doesn't matter. I just want to do this. The outcome of the game is secondary." Aunt Lisa gave up and rubbed Fini's head and smiled like a kind elder.

"It seems that contestant Lisa doesn't take the victory or defeat too seriously this time. I wonder if this peaceful mentality can make her a dark horse in this competition?"

I lost no time in explaining to the audience that the real purpose was to slowly transfer the burning envy and jealousy just now.

"Why three channels, not two, four, or five? Can you tell us the reason behind this number?" He continued to stretch the magic loudspeaker in front of Aunt Lisa.

"It's not a big deal, it's just that there happen to be three idiots at home who can't take care of themselves." Facing the loudspeaker, Aunt Lisa stroked half of her face, showing a very sexy temperament, like this

Explained to everyone.

"Oh oh oh, so these three dishes are made for three important family members? How great. It seems that in addition to her superb cooking skills, our Lisa contestant is also an amazing and admirable good wife and mother."

The Lal trio in the audience were already in tears.

"Ooooh, Lisa, I'm sorry, I was wrong. I shouldn't have gone to the bar to drink until late at night without telling you last night." Uncle Lal fell to his knees, tilted his upper body up, and roared to the sky, looking very distressed.

appearance.

"Yes, even if we sneak away to drink, we shouldn't lie to Sister Lisa and say that we volunteered to patrol the area around the camp to prevent monsters from suddenly appearing and disturbing the wonderful birthday of God."

Doug clutched his chest, his face pale, as if he had been traumatized more painfully than an arrow through the heart.

"When I came home drunk, I vomited all over the hall. To avoid being punished by Sister Lisa, I secretly brought back a few cows and sheep outside and put them inside..."

Doug squatted down, holding his bald head in his arms, regretting that he should not have done so.

The regretful looks of the three grown men were like a sculpture with the theme of "Repentant Man" carved by a master of extraordinary talent.

Hey, hey, hey, I heard it all here.

I looked at the three idiots, and then at Aunt Lisa, whose smile was getting brighter and brighter, and I was sweating like rain.

Are you really that inconsiderate?

"Yes... By the way, can I ask, what are the names of these three dishes?"

Aunt Lisa exuded an unknown aura, which made me use honorifics unconsciously, and my eyes became cautious, ready to make high-end dodges like those in The Matrix at any time.

She was afraid that the kitchen knife in her hand would fly out at some point.

"Yes, we really should give them a nice name. I was still thinking about what to choose just now. Thanks to Elder Tuofan, I have already chosen one."

The kitchen knife in Aunt Lisa's hand shook slightly, and she saw a flash of white light, and a raw fish was placed on the chopping board. The head was immediately separated, and the fish head was neatly cut off with a knife. The turbid fish eyes seemed to be still there.

He couldn't believe that his body was gone, his tail was still swinging subconsciously, and his mouth was opening and closing unwillingly, like a person whose throat was cut, desperately trying to suck air into his lungs.

With one cut, blood spattered, and a few drops splashed on Aunt Lisa's beautiful face, rendering the gentle smile on her face as sad and bright red as falling cherry blossoms.

"The name of the first dish, Braised Lar." There was a smile on her face, but there was no smile in her words.

Suddenly, Uncle Lal in the audience seemed to feel the same thing and became like the fish with its head cut off on the chopping board, rolling and twitching and struggling on the ground.

"The name of the second dish..."

As she spoke, Aunt Lisa's hand grabbed the cage prepared on one side without hesitation, lifted up the old hen inside, and neatly twisted the chicken's neck. Her movements were so skillful that the clucking old hen did not feel any pain.
To be continued...