044 It's too much trouble for me to help myself
"Who can save my fingers and reward a thousand taels of gold!"
Although there was no drop of blood, the fingers of Neptune stuck in the tree hole were already swollen and it hurts!
"The only way to cut down trees is to cut down trees now!"
Chai rice and oil and salt shouted as they pulled their necks.
They were the most panicked because the tree was brought by them. If something really happened, they would not be able to escape the relationship. The king might have to use their lives to bury them with his finger.
Since ancient times, your boss has been such a difficult thing. If you don’t want to do what he asks you to do, he will rely on you; if you ask you to do what he asks you to do, you will use it very beautifully. After handing over it, he will mess it up by himself. He will rely on you. The north wind blows and the snowflakes are floating...
"Don't cut it! This wood is my treasure!"
Chai Mi: "Oh my king, your fingers are your baby. Look at the little man's hand before making a decision?"
King Shan Hai looked at the broken hand that Chai Mi replaced with a whisk with a thrilling look, and his heart trembled: "Then, then cut a little bit of wood next to my fingers and let me take out my hands!"
But no one dared to do it, for fear of accidentally cutting off the king's fingers, not only would he finish playing, but the lives of the whole family would also be explained.
There are so many people in the palace, you push me, and I let you, including the master of the imperial kitchen who is very skilled in knife skills, kneels down and dare not take action.
Seeing the legs of the imperial chefs shaking into sieves, Shan Haiwang lost confidence in them and said helplessly: "Transfer to me, tell me Feng Xingzong, go quickly."
Why do you have to go far away to call the Censor and the Censor?
First, Fengxing has good skills in leveraging his swordsmanship. He often cooks and cooks his wife with fun food at home regardless of his identity!
His knife skills are so good that he can carve tofu into flowers, and he can carve yam into small lanterns with hollow patterns, and can also put fat candles inside!
He doesn't care about the delicacies of mountains and seas, but he emphasizes the taste of precious ingredients with the simplest and cheapest things. For example, the pig's trotters he makes taste like sea cucumbers, and the tofu stew he makes taste like Buddha jumping over the wall... In short, if the mountain ghost knows him, he will definitely become a little fan of his cooking skills in seconds.
Second, Feng Xing was calmer than anyone else, and the tip of the knife immediately poked his eyelids, and he could not blink or hum without blinking.
Third and most importantly, only Feng Xing dares to use a knife in front of the monarch, just like he is the only one who dares to give advice in front of the monarch.
Although the two eunuchs, Chai, Rice and Oil and Salt, were reluctant to let Feng Xing show the limelight, the king's fingers were more important after all, so it's better to know the current situation.
Fengxing Zong came soon, and he was surrounded by a special apron for cooking in Zhulu era.
In that era, men were probably the only one who cooked for women except Gongzi Lantai. He was even less likely to find a second senior official who cooked for women.
Even though there is no concubine, there is only one wife.
His wife loves to eat the "Bravely Golden Shrimp Ball" he made the most, so he spent a lot of effort to cut the potato shreds as thin as his hair, so that it will look good after it is done.
If it weren't for seeing it with your own eyes, no one could believe that a man with a stubborn temper could make such a pink girlish dish.
Generally, ministers are not allowed to bring a knife, but today the situation is special. Feng Xing comes with his own kitchen knife in his hand.
When he arrived, almost all three thousand of the harem of King Shan Hai were pouring into this yard, and all kinds of whimpers were whimpers, and the small handkerchiefs of rouge and red pink were crying like the king had passed away.
As a result, Feng Xing showed up and was shocked by his kitchen knife and did not dare to come out again.
Feng Xingzong cursed when he came: "All of them are useless. They are usually flattering and inviting to help. When the king is in trouble, no one dares to stand up. Get out of here!"
In the huge yard, except for the guards, other eunuchs, red fans, and melon-eating people ran away immediately.
Feng Xing cursed and quickly raised his sword and fell down, almost pressing against the fingers of King Shan Hai, easily cutting a beautiful curved wooden groove on the tree.
Before the King of Shan Hai was able to get up, his fingers easily took out the expanded space.
He put on his clothes and said "cough" twice with some shamelessness.
Even Feng Xing didn't give him any face. He stood in the breeze with a kitchen knife in anger. The big bull's eyes glanced at his big boss, as if saying: Look, I taught you not to disturb the world, you didn't listen. You had to chop the ancient tree and move it back. There was such a mess in your hand card, and I had to work to rescue him in person!
King Shan Hai coughed dryly for a long time without hearing the Censor give him a step, so he had to say nothing about it: "Well, has the doctor used dinner?"
"I just finished and was about to taste the taste, but before I could put the chopsticks in my mouth, I called the old minister here."
"Ahem, look for an opportunity, I want to cough and try my best skills."
"I only cook for women!"
"puff--"
After hearing this, Shan Haiwang almost choked by his saliva.
Feng Xingzong explained with great verbal explanation: "Your Majesty is a man, he has a high appetite. The cooking is a slow work and meticulous work. It takes a little result in half a day. It is only enough for women to eat. It is not appropriate to starve the king."
Shan Haiwang knew that the wind was not gone yet, and he was arguing with him, so he had to say, then look for another opportunity.
Feng Xingzong asked in anger: "When will the king send someone to move those flat stones?"
The King of Mountains and Seas inexplicably had no confidence in front of him and said weakly: "If you don't move, just let them stay in the mountains."
I thought to myself that if I hit me again in the foot, I wouldn’t be scolded to death by you? I’m afraid of you.
"This is almost the same," Feng Xingzong's tone eased a little, "I will change to the chef to cook a few good dishes and drink a few cups with His Majesty."
When King Shan Hai was happy when he heard this, the doctor was not angry with himself. Ou Ye! That's right, it's still a good child who can correct his mistakes!
Feng Xingzong looked at the pine trees and wooden trunks on the ground: "Send this back to its original place."
Shan Haiwang almost blurted out "I obeyed the order", but fortunately stopped it in time. If the king and his subjects are not distinguished, they will ruin major issues.
Soon, the palace servant who was ordered to send the tree back to the mountain was so scared that he ran back to report.
After putting the wooden pier back to its original position, it actually grew back from the broken point and grew firmly. The top also showed branches and dark green pine needles at a speed visible to the naked eye!
Now the tree is not different from before, and it is impossible to see that it has been cut down!
After hearing this, Shan Haiwang could not make a sound for a long time.
It seems that everything has spirits, and it is no accident that your fingers are stuck. I am afraid that it is really the God of Earth who is punishing him!
Thinking of his hard work and going to Fengshan for trouble, he did not play the role of flattery, but instead angered the gods. King Huo Lufu of Shanhai was anxious and under too much mental pressure, so he fell ill the next day.
He was in his prime, and except for excessive kidney use, he was well maintained. He rarely got sick and did not even have headaches or fevers.
But this time the disease came in a fierce way, and he couldn't get up at once. Although there was no place to hurt, his limbs were weak and he could only lie down and hum.
Huo Lufu, the king of Shanhai, thought, it was over, it seemed that this was the god of heaven and earth, and he thought that the punishment for me was not enough!
The more I think about it, the more I become scared, the sickness becomes heavier, and I even realize that I will soon be in the world.
"Filial son" Qi Guang came to visit him more than a dozen times a day, nominally paying homage to his father and taking care of him. In fact, he came to see if his father had not yet died? When will the father be the crown prince?
Of course, Huo Lufu, the King of Mountains and Seas, also thought that the prince had not yet been established.
This is a big deal. The country cannot be without a king for a day. If it suddenly dies, the country will not be in chaos?
Then other countries will take advantage of the chaos to attack, so why don’t I give up the country of Shanhai Kingdom? Even if I die, I will have no face to see the ancestors of Shanhai Kingdom!
He forced himself to make his ministers come to the couch and set up the eldest son Qi Guang, who had performed well recently, as the crown prince.
Before he could call someone, he heard the report that Princess Xijun was here.
Huo Lufu suddenly became much more energetic.
There are many daughters in his group, but Xijun is the one he loves the most! And he had an unhappy relationship with him before, but he didn't expect that he would still be willing to come and visit him.
Although Huo Lufu is not considered old, he has the urge to cry in his eyes at this moment. I don’t know how many times he can meet his daughter.
Seeing his father's haggard appearance, Xijun couldn't help but feel sad and cried in front of the bed: "It's all my daughter who is not good, and I'm sick with my father, 555!"
When a person is about to die, his words are good.
Huo Lufu caressed Xijun's head lovingly and said, "It's not your fault. I did not ask for your opinions in advance, so I would be betrothed you to the Scholar Kingdom. I also have some inadequate considerations. Where is that Leyan?"
Xijun immediately became nervous: "Leyan is a kind and simple good person. He did nothing wrong. Please don't blame him."
"Not only did I not guilty of him, I also planned to give him a thousand acres of fertile land and an official, so that he would be rich. This would not be a shame to my precious daughter. While I could see it, you two should get married as soon as possible, but I can only aggrieved you."
Anyway, another princess Weiyu has already replaced Xijun to marry the second prince of the Rulin Kingdom.
Shan Hai Wang specifically told Wei Yu that she would treat herself as a wise man in the future and never let her say anything, so as not to cause displeasure to the Scholars.
It is precisely because of this that Xijun is not good to marry Leyan in a low-key manner, so she will not reveal this secret.
"No, please ask the father to punish the crime of his daughter's deceiving the king."
......
"What? You don't want to marry Leyan anymore. Is the one you want to marry Lantai?" Huo Lufu was shocked, "What's the one you want to like?"
"Everyone says that Brother Lantai is stupid, but his daughter thinks he is quite wise, and maybe she just doesn't want to show it."
"Great Wisdom? When did he show great wisdom?"
"For example, once, Brother Lantai asked his daughter to teach him how to play the flute, but he didn't know where to put his fingers. The daughter gave him all the points, but only taught him once. A few days later, the daughter went to play with him and heard the melodious sound of flutes from the garden of Lantai Mansion, which was no less than his daughter's playing level. After inquiring, she realized that the person who played the flute was Brother Lantai."
Huo Lufu was shocked. Could it be that Lantai is really a person who knows how to hide his strength and keep a low profile? Did I really misunderstand it?
Unconsciously, he thought of the invisible sage who has no clue yet.
If it was Lantai, it would make sense, because he was more free to move in the palace...
King Shan Hai was in a state of confusion and suddenly felt a headache. Princess Xijun quickly asked her father to lie down and rest.
Chapter completed!