043 Don't cry if the onion doesn't come(1/2)
“Geeh~~”
The wind blew a girl's silver bell-like laughter.
The laughter is ethereal, sometimes far and sometimes near, innocent but not evil, making people unable to help but fantasize about what kind of beauty he is.
The heart of Shan Haiwang was about to be slim. He put his hand on the awning in the position of the Monkey King to look around. At this moment, he only regretted that his vision was not 2.0.
The most exciting person is Holantai. Only he knew that the stones and trees might be difficult to move away today because there were mountain ghosts who stopped them.
Every grass and every tree in the mountains is her treasure. Except for the normal demands of the mountain people to chop firewood, pick mushrooms, fruits, etc., she has to protect everything else.
“Geeh~~”
The laughter sounded again, and the mountain ghost thought it was interesting to play hide-and-seek with so many people.
Lan Tai also searched around, but he didn't see the mountain ghost, but he felt that someone gently patted his shoulder.
He turned around suddenly, and there was no one beside him, only the young master Wangshu who was staring at the treetops and looking carefully.
"You're shooting me?"
The young master Wangshu was confused: "No."
"oh."
Lan Tai smiled and it turned out that the naughty girl was now hiding beside her.
"Baji."
Just as he was thinking, his face was mocked with a fragrant smell, and it was even louder.
The young master Wangshu was shocked and looked back.
Lan Tai shrugged helplessly, what can he say?
"Baji."
Another mouthful.
Gongzi Lantai had to pat his face in front of Gongzi Wangshu, muttering to himself: "Who said there are no mosquitoes..."
"Ha ha ha ha--"
The mountain ghost laughed so hard that he leaned back and forth. The game of teasing the young master always made her enjoy it, but she liked to molest him.
Of course, she thought this was inappropriate.
Just now, the mountain ghost looked down from a high altitude and finally found the young master from hundreds of people. He was immediately overjoyed and couldn't help but take a few more glances. The more he looked, the more he felt that he was brave and tall, and stood out from the crowd, although he couldn't see himself for the time being.
Next to Young Master Wangshu was Young Master Qi Guang. He scoffed at Lan Tai's behavior of slapping himself in the face: Humph, a fool is a fool.
Hundreds of people searched around for a long time but could not see any beautiful figure. After that, they were surprised to find that the digging of soil next to the stone was automatically filled in, and they were in vain!
As for how the soil was filled in and when it was filled in, there was no one who witnessed the process.
Not to mention there are ghosts! Some people's legs and feet are starting to become weak and they become timid.
Some people also say, no, how can there be ghosts in broad daylight?
At this time, the two eunuchs, Chaimi and Oil and Salt, came over, and it was almost time for them to flatter.
Yi Yan took an axe, swung it around and slashed it on the old tree, and immediately cut a foot deep into the hole.
The firewood and rice were not to be outdone, and they also used the whisk fixed on the fake wrist to suck it vigorously.
Then a miracle happened - the hole in the tree actually grew back at a speed visible to the naked eye!
The firewood, rice, oil and salt were also shocked, but in front of so many people, especially in the king, we should not lose face.
Yu Yan rolled up his sleeves, spitted into his palms a few times, swung the axe and chopped again. This time, healed the holes faster than he chopped.
Chai and rice were beating and kicking each other, and the century-old ancient pine was cut off in half!
"take away!"
The firewood, rice and oil and salt patted the floating soil on the sleeves, feeling proud, feeling that I had done something amazing for King Shan Hai and Sea, and I could also get a lot of rewards.
Although I could not transplant the roots, I could at least take the tree back. All the civil and military officials in the court are here, but except for them, none of them can pull the tree away, hum.
After all the civil and military officials evacuated one by one, only the mountain ghost was still pouting and stood there, for a long time.
She couldn't understand why mortals were so savage? She cut off my treasure ancient song in Yunrong Mountain without seeing it clearly?
555, My drum, my Xiao, my heartache~~ It’s all my fault that I’m busy watching the young master and being distracted. It seems that not everyone is as good as the young master.
King Shan Hai led all civil and military officials to return home.
Lan Tai was reluctant to leave when he went down the mountain, hoping that he could find "clues" of the mountain ghosts somewhere.
As he walked, he saw a few bamboo leaves floating around to his chest.
He loved bamboo and subconsciously reached out to catch it.
Looking around, the bamboo forest is not nearby, and there is not a bamboo tree next to it. So these bamboo leaves...?
Those autumn grasses danced lightly on his palms like life. Two of them actually danced like a man and a woman, and finally hugged each other!
Lan Tai raised the corner of his mouth slightly, knowing that the mountain ghost was somewhere next to him, and this was the naughty little girl who was teasing him.
Young Master Qi Guang caught a glimpse of Holantai's expression and looked extremely contempt - Humph, even a few leaves can be played for a long time, a fool is a fool.
After returning to the palace, people cut down the branches and leaves on the trunks, leaving a section with holes in the middle, and it is enough to blow it.
As for those flat stones, I will look back and think of a way to lift them.
Some ministers led by the Left Prime Minister and Prince Qi Guang, after the Fengshan Ceremony, strongly recommended the King of Shanhai to attack the fierce Journey to the West and eliminate this biggest thorn in his eyes.
Just after the sacrifice to heaven and earth, the so-called "eating people is short-speaking". God and the landlord will definitely be heading towards our country, right?
The two eunuchs, firewood, rice, oil and salt, strongly recommended the king to take the lead in attacking the Red Mansion, because there are many beautiful women in the Red Mansion, and the beauties in the Red Mansion are especially good at pleaseing men.
The two of them most hope that the king will be immersed in the flowers and willows every day, so that they will not be in the mood to interfere in the government affairs. They can interfere in politics and get good money from it, and their status in the court will be higher.
Chai and rice and oil and salt have always been celebrities around Shanhaiwang. It is really difficult for them to get the status of this celebrity.
A few years ago, these two people were just running errands and doing odd jobs in the palace. They both had everything they had to eat, drink, whore, and gambling. The money was like flowing water. The salary they earned every month was not enough to be squandered.
Then the two of them discussed how to make big money and get the most out of the trend, not the average big one.
Chai Mi: "If you can become a confidant eunuch by the king, it will probably be almost done."
Oil and salt: "You should just take it down, how can you be romantic and happy after becoming a eunuch?"
Chai Mi looked bs: "If you don't have money, you can be romantic and happy? So you are short-sighted and can't bear to take care of your children. For money and power, I am willing to give everything!"
A few days later, Chai Mi castrated herself quietly with his sword.
At that time, this became a big news in the palace, and Shan Haiwang was also very curious.
He ordered people to carry the firewood and rice and check his bloody body in person.
Chai Mi claimed that she really could not express her loyalty to the king, so she could only castrate herself and become a eunuch, so that she would have the opportunity to serve the king day and night!
In addition to being disgusted by Shan Haiwang, he was also quite moved by his loyalty to him, so he really took him as a close eunuch.
When Yi Yan heard this, he was anxious and could not leave such a good thing behind. So he did not say anything and castrated himself easily...
Because oil and salt castrate themselves, he was afraid that King Shan Hai felt that he had followed the example when he saw the blessing of firewood and rice. So, how could he prove his loyalty?
It happened that the King of Shan Hai had a headache in those days. After hearing this, Chai Mi insisted on killing his biological daughter who had just turned one year old, and used the little girl's meat and herbs to make soup for the King to drink.
After drinking the soup, Shan Haiwang really didn’t have a headache. He asked him about what kind of meat was so tender and fragrant?
Chai Mi knelt down on the ground and said in tears that she had heard of a folk remedy, using a one-year-old girl's meat and some herb to make soup to cure headaches immediately, so she killed her relatives for the sake of justice to show her sincerity to the king!
Shan Haiwang was shocked when he heard this, and was deeply moved by the loyalty of oil and salt.
So, oil and salt can finally stay with the king without any money.
Seeing that the oil and salt caught up, the firewood and rice were unwilling to accept it and continued to flatter them in various exaggerated ways. Later, they did many terrible and ridiculous things.
How could the two of them pay such a great price for glory, wealth and power?
At present, after listening to the advice of firewood, rice and oil and salt, Shanhai Neptune thought that Journey to the West is in the west and the Red Mansion is in the south, which belongs to two completely different directions. Besides, the troops should not be dispersed, and it is not easy to attack two countries at the same time. Let me think about it again.
The king that both the country and the beauty want at the same time, paced around the palace courtyard,
He saw a group of palace servants working on the ancient pine tree. Now the branches have been cut off and sawed into a neat wooden pier with holes still retaining them.
Logically speaking, if there is a hole in the drum, it will not be able to make a sound, but this strange tree is the opposite of the way, combining drums and Xiao, which is really a rare treasure in the world.
The King of Mountains and Seas took a few shots, and the drums were loud and powerful, just like in the forest.
He immediately became interested and held the wooden pier and blew it in, but it didn't sound any louder.
"Why is there no sound?"
Shan Haiwang wondered, was it because the wood chips fell into the block when sawing the wood?
He looked in close to his eyes, so dark that he couldn't see clearly. He could not see clearly even with candlelight, and almost burned the wood.
A small hole was almost the size of a finger, so he simply stabbed his index finger into one of them, and then... "Come on, come!"
The voice was slashed.
To be continued...