042 In front of heaven and earth, you and I are both servants
The defeat of King Shan Hai Guo was actually the Chen Zhimao from more than ten years ago. I came up with the reason because King Shan Hai Guo really has no achievements worth showing off in recent years.
Just like we often see some product packaging that says that this product won a grand prize in 19XX, and that number may have been decades since then, and it has not won another prize, so it can only be kept hanging.
But it’s hard to go up the mountain and hold a big ceremony, so it’s so swelling!
"During my reign, the country was prosperous and the people were safe and the people lived and worked in peace. This, everyone praised me as a wise king who was hard to find for a thousand years. Cough cough..."
Shan Haiwang made a "work report" without changing his face.
Every time he went out, he was indeed peaceful and peaceful, because he had cleared the truth in advance. Everyone he saw smiled at him and picked up the best words and said to him.
Especially his confidant eunuchs, who always told him that everything was fine. The king rested at ease, and then gave him a few new beauties and sent him warmly to the harem...
So for King Shan Hai, the years are peaceful every day, and the singing and dancing are peaceful every day.
The censor Feng Xingzong was the most disgusted with the two treacherous officials, Chaimi and Oil and Salt. However, no matter how hard he advised him, the king just refused to listen and insisted on keeping these two eunuchs by his side, hoping that they would constantly collect beauties for themselves!
Feng Xingzong was so angry that he would curse each time he saw them and criticize them one by one.
The two eunuchs smiled and didn't get angry on the surface, but hated him to the core. They could only hope that one day they would come to deal with the censor again when they followed their master, Prince Qi Guang, ascended to heaven.
In fact, Holantai also disliked these two eunuchs, but his approach was completely different.
He saw firewood, rice, oil and salt more respectful than ordinary people. He nodded and bowed in various ways, and could not tell who was the master and who was the slave.
It’s not that Lantai is afraid of them, but that he knows that villains cannot offend them the most, otherwise they will take revenge on you even more.
Because Lantai adopted this strategy, the firewood, rice, oil and salt were arrogant and arrogant, and they were domineering in the palace to make countless enemies, but they were not sad about Holantai...
Seeing that the King of Mountains and Seas began to kneel down, the civil and military officials behind him also bowed, proclaiming in unison to the king's great achievements. The shouts shook the mountains and forests. The one with the biggest voice was the young master Qi Guang, and Lantai also followed him to recite.
The young master Wangshu, who was closest to him, listened carefully. The third brother was reciting "Big heads and big heads, no worries about rain. People have oil umbrellas, I have big heads..."
And his face was grim, he was very polite and decent. Young Master Wangshu almost fainted from laughing.
Lan Tai squeezed his eyes at him naughtyly, just like when he was a child.
Sometimes I really hope to return to my carefree childhood!
Only the one behind Shan Haiwang did not say a word, the Censor Feng Xingzong.
Fengxingzong always believed that Fengshan was a policy of seeking fame and losing money, so he had always firmly opposed it.
After the cemetery this year, the taxes of the people will rise again next year, so it is actually the people who are paying for this meaningless grand ceremony.
Water can carry a boat, but it can also overturn it. If you don’t think about the people’s livelihood and play with the people in your hands, the monarch himself will pay for losing the throne.
But after hearing the advice of King Shan Hai, the ear went out again, and the annoying firewood, rice, oil and salt and the young master Qi Guang always clamored on the side and said that the king should be Fengshan, and then brought out the auspicious signs.
Therefore, even though Feng Xing did not give Shan Hai a good look, he would not open his mouth to praise the king when he died.
King Shan Hai glared at Feng Xingzong, and Feng Xingzong actually glared back with his big bull eyes!
Shan Haiwang was very unhappy, but there was no way.
He was not too confused, and he knew that he needed such a righteous and loyal minister around him who dared to speak out, and he would sound the alarm bell for himself at any time to ensure that he would not be confused. Although the alarm bell was so ugly.
"Did the king notice something strange?"
The Fengxing Zong's alarm bell sounded indeed.
Shan Haiwang asked unhappily: "What's the matter?"
Feng Xingzong: "Yunrong Mountain is the best mountain in the world, and at this time there was not even an animal."
As soon as he finished speaking, Shan Hai and everyone around began to look around. Sure enough, there were not even a bird, and there were even no ants on the ground.
Although the suitable survival temperature for mosquitoes is 25 degrees to 30 degrees, and it is the time when autumn and winter are alternating, usually mosquitoes have to commit crimes against the wind in order to reproduce, and mosquitoes in the mountains are even more arrogant, but today they don’t even look at any of them.
Feng Xingzong: "What does this mean?"
King Shan Hai couldn't think of it: "Where is my beloved?"
Feng Xingzong: "It can only show that the king's Fengshan act disturbed the normal resurrection of living beings, and may cause displeasure among the gods of heaven and earth. We should evacuate here as soon as possible!"
Shan Haiwang was so angry that his teeth were clattering.
The first time I held a ceremony of this level in my life, maybe it was the last time. Before I finished my speech on winning, I have not yet thanked CCTV and various TVs. Just say a few auspicious words to the trend, and I will die if I make it so happy.
"Dangdangdangdangdangdang!"
Before the King of Shan Hai could have time to attack, he heard a strange sound of piano.
The sound quality is thick and distant, and it is very different from any instrument I have heard before.
"What sound?"
Everyone looked in the sound and found that the place was limited. Several ministers who were squeezed into the bushes accidentally stepped on a few gray round flat stones, and once they stepped on it, they would make a sound.
And those stones really "grow" on the ground.
"Tread another one more person!"
So several ministers went up and I came down. After you stepped on me, I came on stage. I was very busy and improvised to form a pretty good tone.
There are five such flat stones in total, and they are arranged according to the scales of Gong, Shang, Jiao, Zheng and Yu, like a natural earth piano.
"I'll try it!"
Shan Haiwang was very surprised by this discovery. He rolled up his arms and sleeves regardless of his identity, walked up and down with interest, and also played a messy short song with incomplete tone.
But everyone shouted in unison—
"The king is so talented!"
"The king's musical talent is unrivaled!"
"The 'Sage of Music' is the king!"
He also said sweetly that the king must have responded to the sacrifice of the land, and that the earth god is personally playing music to celebrate the king!
"Hahahaha, it's fun and fun!"
King Shan Hai didn’t realize how good he was to play. I heard everyone feel relieved when I praise him. It turns out that I am so awesome!
So he was in high spirits and ordered: "Dig these precious stones for me to dig out and carry them back to the palace!"
"Hula" A gust of wind blew, and a pine tree next to it actually made a sound similar to a flute.
Everyone looked in the sound and found that the tree was arranged in irregularly, small holes as thick as fingers, and the wind would make a sound, so they tried to blow air inside.
Later, someone discovered that the palm of his hand could make a sound of beating a drum when he hit the tree trunk.
When Shan Haiwang discovered that the old tree was actually a natural flute and a natural drum, he was even more excited and danced: "It's amazing! I dug this strange tree for me and take it back to the palace together!"
"No!"
It was the censor Feng Xingzong who stood up and sang the opposite tune.
Shan Haiwang caught fire: "What's wrong?"
Feng Xingzong: "Since the king is here to worship the heaven and earth, he should maintain his due respect for the heaven and earth. The minimum awe is to maintain the original state and not destroy it, otherwise he may be angry by the mountain god and bring disaster to our country of mountains and seas!"
Huo Lufu, the king of Shanhai, is most taboo to others to say the word "disaster". First, he should avoid the name of his king; second, he always reminds himself that his surname is not good, but his surname cannot be changed casually.
"Doctor Feng," Shan Haiwang always thinks about the "crazy" of the madman. This censor is a little crazy and a little desperate. "Who is the king and who is the minister?"
Feng Xing replied loudly without changing his face and his heart was not beating: "In front of heaven and earth, Your Majesty and your ministers are all ministers! Heaven and earth must be respected!"
Some ministers next to them didn’t care about the fun, some were worried about Fengxing, and some were praised by Fengxing in their hearts, believing that being an official should learn Fengxing.
It’s just him who has the courage and he has the face. If someone else had changed, his head would have fallen out of place.
Shan Haiwang was so angry that his face turned blue: "Can I take these stones and this tree to the palace to respect you?!"
After saying that, he left with a slightest touch.
A group of palace servants flocked to the destruction.
Feng Xing was helpless, and only hated that he had extraordinary courage and loyalty, but he did not have the ability to persuade the king.
There is one person who is very talented, much older than himself. That person is Mr. Qi Guang’s teacher Bai Zhangbing. Being Qi Guang’s teacher is simply a talent.
Feng Xingzong and Bai Zhangbing had a study tour together when they were young and established a deep friendship. Both of them had ambitions.
At that time, Baizhangbing said that Feng Xingzong was like a stone in a pit, it was too smelly and hard. It would be strange if the emperor was willing to use you in the future. Which monarch doesn’t like a good-sounding minister?
Unexpectedly, not long after Baizhangbing became the teacher of the eldest prince of Shanhai Kingdom, Feng Xingzong became the censor of Shanhai Kingdom, which had a much higher status.
It only means that the King of Shan Hai was not confused at that time and was still full of ambitions.
However, the long years of twenty years have worn away his fighting spirit, causing him to fall into a slander of debauchery and the villain to be unable to extricate himself, making him unable to hear the people's true evaluation of himself, and sometimes he can't tell the right and wrong.
Feng Xingzong has also introduced his friend Bai Zhangbing to King Shan Hai many times to describe his talent and ability, but King Shan Haibing said that there are enough wise ministers around him, so there is no place for Bai Zhangbing for the time being. Let's talk about it later...
The palace people used knife shovels to dig a pit more than three feet deep along the stone, but they had not seen the bottom of the stone yet. How flat is this "flat" stone!
I tried another piece, and this piece was really not thick, and I saw it all at once.
The palace people were excitedly trying to carry it away, but the small stone weighed thousands of pounds, as if it was growing on the ground, and no matter how many people lifted it together, they couldn't carry it away.
The other few flat stones made people sweat so much that they were tired and sweating. It was really evil.
Everyone rested for a while and then focused their attention on the pine tree. Should this be easier?
Chapter completed!