"I feel that I can't relieve the accumulation in my heart, so I will talk to my girlfriend." Su Zhao said seriously.

Everyone was laughing so hard that the title and the beginning were originally good graduation speeches, but in just a few words it turned into single crosstalk and talk shows.

Whatever tramples on cockroaches to death or talks to your girlfriend, no one will believe Su Tong’s nonsense again.

But everyone just loves listening. I tell you that Su Tong talks about single crosstalk and talk shows. This level is perfect for being on the Spring Festival Gala.

The language programs in the Spring Festival Gala are all about, too conservative and too unobtrusive. The whole group of people are playing monkeys, but they think the audience is monkeys and playing monkeys.

"As soon as I talked to my girlfriend, she said to me again, saying that my mother was not manly enough." Su Tong became a little gentle and said disgustingly: "I was anxious at that time, and started arguing with my girlfriend, trying to defend her. In the end, I was angry."

"Puff~"

Everyone laughed and said they were not mother. It was okay to quarrel with their girlfriend, but you started crying instead.

"My girlfriend comforted me for a long time and said I was a real man and I won't cry anymore." Su Tong said proudly.

Everyone laughed again, shameless.

Not long after he was proud, Su Tong frowned again and said dissatisfiedly: "Actually, you don't know that girls nowadays are too fussy and are unhappy at any time. Women in the past all paid attention to the three obediences and four virtues. Why didn't I catch up with it at that time? I told my girlfriend that she said that there is now a new Three obediences and Four virtues. Three obediences are never considerate, never gentle, and never reasonable."

The audience was already full of excitement, and the more they heard it, the more they became more and more excited.

"This is Gege's live show mode." Many students were extremely excited, and some people watched Su Tong's live show.

"Damn it, it turns out that Princess broadcasts live like this. I've watched it long ago. Made, it's so exciting. No, I have to look through the videos that Princess broadcasts before after I go back."

"I actually missed to know so many wonderful things."

"You have never seen bombing the Japanese, and that's the only thing that's right."

"Stop talking. Sound well."

""

Some students couldn't help but whisper.

On the stage, Su Tong continued to talk: "When it comes to the Four Destinies, I'm even more angry. My girlfriend is not allowed to say anything. She can't beat, scold, or provoke her. Is it easy for you to say that I am?"

"Sometimes my girlfriend is unhappy for no reason, and I can't coax her. I'll just stay there. Then, my god, if I don't coax her, she said I don't care about her and asked me to admit my mistake. I refused, she said, "As a big man, you can't say sorry, can't say sorry, can't I say sorry, can't I see, I should do it, I quickly express my opinion and say sorry. But guess what she said, "Su Tong looked extremely depressed.

Everyone looked at Su Tong and wanted to know what his "girlfriend" said.

Su Tong said, "She said, I'm sorry, that's all. Then what else does the world need the police?"

"Puff~"

Everyone laughed and all rose to this point. How could there be such an unreasonable and cute girlfriend?

However, Su Zhao said: "No, I can just break up, I can't get through."

There were boos below.

Su Tong said with her fingers: "It's not okay if you don't break up. She disliked me too many things. At first, she thought I was ugly."

"Yo"

Everyone laughed. If Su Tong was ugly, everyone in the audience would be beautiful.

Su Tong continued, "I have to explain to her. I said dear, I'm not called ugly. I said you have never seen ugly."

Everyone looked at Su Song.

"I have seen ugly people, but I have never seen you as ugly as you. At first glance, it looks ugly. When you look closely, you are even uglier. You say that your mouth is too bad." Su Zhao looked very sad and shouted: "I was anxious at that time. I am not called ugly, but bad. There is an old saying that good men are not bad and women don't love them. Besides, don't you women like these bad-looking men?"

The audience burst into laughter again, and peat is all classic jokes, and no one has heard of them.

So talented.

Girls who are in college generally rarely worship a certain boy because they are no longer those simple junior high school students, but Su Tong made them feel admiration.

Su Tong said sadly and angrily: "My girlfriend said, yes, we women like these bad-looking men, but we don't like bad-looking men."

"Puff~"

I don’t know how many students present laughed and their stomachs hurt.

If you really have such a girlfriend, you can speak so badly and annoyingly.

But it's really cute.

Su Tong changed his face and said with satisfaction: "Later, she finally didn't think I was ugly."

But the next second, he said depressedly: "She thinks I am not educated and has no common language with her. She wants me to develop a common hobby with her. Okay, I train her. She likes to watch TV series, and I also watch it with her. She likes to watch the Legend of Zhen Huan, and I also watch it with her."

Damn, the advertisement has come here, and the students laughed.

The Legend of Zhen Huan is a work of Nian Nujiao's company.

Su Zhao talked happily: "My girlfriend loves reading. In order to make me seem educated, I have to read more books. But don't mention reading, I won't get angry if I don't mention reading. I'm so angry when I read. That day, I was reading at home. Emperor Kangxi of the Qing Dynasty made great achievements when he was 23 years old, and he defeated Oboi three times. How can I compare with others? How can I not be angry? Let's continue reading. Emperor Tongzhi of the Qing Dynasty had been dead for four years at the age of 23. Alas, I'm balanced."

"Puff~"

Hi. What's your mentality?

The audience laughed again and covered their stomachs.

"good."

"good."

Many people cheered and clamored. The graduation speech was so powerful, haha.

Su Tong said in dismay again: "Later, my girlfriend finally didn't like me to be uneducated, and she also thought I was not rich. Alas, she didn't have money either. She didn't have money, she didn't have money, she didn't have money, can I have money?"

Pin Dad is here.

Everyone laughed and looked at Su Zhao on the stage.

Su Tong said, "My friend advised me not to think randomly, and should practice internships and work steadily. When it comes to internships and work, my classmates have all passed, but I can't find an internship job opportunity. It's so difficult to find a job now. Many companies don't give me a way to live, and they always need work experience. Oh, do you think there are people like them? Before Zhuge Liang came out, he had never brought soldiers. Why do you need work experience to me?"

Many students have a deep understanding of finding an intern job, and those funny companies want to have internship experience.

Su Zhao said indignantly: "This makes me anxious. Many company interviews don't give me a way out. The interviewer is so angry. I went to a company that day and it was all good. In the end, the interviewer almost pissed me to death. What did he say? Let him remember me in the shortest time. I thought about it. I walked up to him and swung it around and slapped it. Humph, do you guess he remembered me?"

There was a huge burst of laughter from below. I'm going to blame. Can you not remember this? But remember it, and the work will definitely be gone. To be continued.
Chapter completed!