Chapter 431 Graduation speeches become cross talk and talk show
There were bursts of laughter in the entire auditorium, and the wise, sunny, humorous, and positive princess is back.`
Graduation is about to be reached, and everyone was worried about his tragedy, which would be too vulgar.
In the sentimental season, why bother to make things worse? Is it better for everyone to get together and part?
Tears are a sign of a weak person or a tragic person.
Don't be a weak person, or a tragic person.
"Prince."
"Prince."
The students shouted.
Princess’ speech was indeed very exciting. Everyone suddenly felt that they couldn’t help laughing when they saw Princess.
"Graduation is coming soon, and the past is happening. I don't know how many people are looking forward to a better tomorrow, and I don't know how many people are nostalgic about yesterday, but I know that at this age of youth, everyone is more thinking that the world is so big, I want to see that the white light is in the future, not the past. So I think that there shouldn't be many classmates in the box realize that this is a huge watershed in life. You are all full of ambitions and spirits, and want to save the world." Su Tong talked on the stage. He did not have a manuscript, and he did not need a manuscript.
A great writer can only say that it is a typo, but not a typo.
Even if Su Tong has no literary talent throughout this speech, it is still a beautiful saying.
However, although the speech was just beginning, the students were already impressed by Su Tong's wisdom and humor.
Because that is all his "created" wisdom, there is no such thing as this world.`
He is terrifying and teased as a grimace, and is ugly and said to be willful. No one is not the precedent and creation of Chinese wisdom.
The resignation letter in my previous life, saying "The world is so big, I want to go and see it" is hailed as "the most emotional resignation letter in history, no doubt." When used by Su Tong here, the effect was not so perfect, but it was already amazing.
The next sentence of Su Tong made the audience burst into laughter.
"I want to tell my classmates who are ambitious and proud." Su Tong looked at the classmates with smiles on their faces in the stands: "When I was a child, I dreamed that I could save the world when I grew up. When I grew up, the whole world could not save me."
"Ha ha……"
This sentence made the students laugh.
Princess’ speeches are classic, no one has heard these humorous sentences from him.
A gratifying smile appeared on the teachers' faces. Principal Song also nodded secretly, and Su Tong did not disappoint everyone.
His last speech at school was nearly three years ago, and his scolding of Japan made his classmates feel refreshed and excited.
This speech only started for two minutes. When the students were about to be sad, they were so hilarious that they were talking about it, and the laughter was basically never stopped.
The staff of those media outlets who were lucky enough to enter the auditorium were excited, and the princess was indeed very powerful.
When this video is posted online, the click rate will definitely be high.
That's right.
These media were worried that Su Zhao would be willful before, so they said a few words.`
Now, it's great. He doesn't seem to stop and wants to talk about it in a long way.
Indeed, Su Tong continued: "I just want to tell everyone to recognize the reality and not to think that they are the pride of heaven. They are people who do big things as soon as they go out. I can't stand such people, and I have to resist."
Su Tong pointed at the audience, with a very contemptuous expression, and everyone was amused by him again.
"When I said this, I remembered that I went to Xidan for a trip some time ago." Su Zhao looked indignant.
"Puff~"
Everyone laughed, travel?
Xidan is located in Yandu, a part of Yandu urban area.
The Minzu University is in Yandu. From here to Xidan, it takes more than half an hour to take the subway. That's also called travel?
Is it good to go shopping?
Su Tong seemed to really not understand what he said the wrong word. Suddenly he stared at the audience, as if someone was correcting him, but in fact there was no such thing.
"Oh? That's not called travel, it's called shopping." Su Zhao suddenly realized, "Okay, that's called shopping. I went shopping in Xidan and wanted to buy a book in Xidan Book Building. There is a sculpture of that book at the entrance of Xidan Book Building. Before I entered, I saw someone writing random paintings on the sculpture. I can't bear it. This is an uncivilized phenomenon of tourism."
The classmates and teachers listened carefully, believing that this is a burden, and the project is below.
"I am very heartbroken. This is a paradise for literati. It contains quality and cultivation. I can't bear it, I resist them." Su Shu said angrily, rolling up his sleeves.
The information is here.
Su Tong seemed to be holding a pen, and there was a wall in front of him. He said angrily while drawing: "Comrade, this is your wrong thing. How did your parents educate you, how did your teachers teach you, shameless."
"Puff~"
"Puchi~"
Everyone laughed, I'm going to resist like this.
"After buying the books, I will go back to school. I have to take the bus when I get back to school. I can't even bear it." Su Zhao's angry young man: "A big sister comes up later, with a big belly. But no one gives up her seat on the bus. You guys say it's so annoying. I don't have quality, so angry that I can't even sit still."
"Puff~"
The students below were overturned, it turns out that you have a seat.
Damn, is this still a speech? It’s a lively talk show and a single crosstalk.
Everyone was deceived by the literary and artistic title of "I Want to Talk to This World".
Selling dog meat with sheep's head.
"At this time, the elder sister standing next to me told me, don't you know I'm pregnant?" Su Tong widened her eyes and said nervously: "It's not mine."
"Puchi~"
"Ha ha……"
Even the school leaders couldn't help laughing. What kind of graduation speech is simply a subversive view of life.
However, only Su Tong can do such a speech.
After a few years of college, I came happily and left happily, which is also good.
Many girls smiled and blushed. It turned out that Princess was so hooligan too.
"But it's not mine, I finally gave up my seat." Su Tong said proudly and proudly.
Everyone burst into laughter.
Su Tong continued, "I can't stand it again after giving up my seat. There are all kinds of people on the bus, some people make loud calls, some people make loud noises, and some people wear headphones to listen to music. Just listen to it, and you can sing it. I'll sing it to everyone."
The audience was amused and thought it was definitely not an ordinary song, so they pricked up their ears.
"Ah, the fifth ring, you have one more ring than the fourth ring.
Ah, the fifth ring, you have one less ring than the sixth ring."
Su Tong sang seriously.
"Puff~"
What a broken song? Isn’t this nonsense? Is it that the fifth ring has 180 more rings than the fourth ring? It is less ten or eighty rings than the sixth ring?
But this melody is good.
Su Tong complained: "What kind of world is this? I travel to cheer up my spirit and cultivate my sentiment."
"Puff~"
Still traveling?
Everyone laughed.
Su Tong said depressedly: "I was very depressed after returning to school. I went to the toilet and squatted in the pit and chatted with cockroaches. After chatting, I stepped on it to death. It knew too much."
A huge laughter broke out in the auditorium again, and everyone was laughing so hard that they leaned back and forth.
Chapter completed!