630 Difficult Goddess
After secretly discussing the excuse of "rejecting the first ferocious beast", the girls of the spirit of the artifact realized that it is not easy to find a clever excuse.
They have very high requirements and ordinary excuses cannot even catch their eyes on them.
The girls couldn't help but look at Brother Zixing with some jealousy.
It is hard to use Brother Zixing as an example, so I turned to "reincarnation" to say something: "That 'reincarnation' is really lucky. It chose the male body. In this great catastrophe, there is no worries that it will become the prey of the 'first beast'... What a good-lived guy..."
Zi Xing was a little uncomfortable when the girls stared at her with a super envious look.
He "knows the strings and knows the elegant meaning" and is very clear about the girls' true thoughts at the moment. However, it is a bit too late for them to not want to be "women" now. They can't change their gender again.
So Zixing had to enlighten them: "In fact, only girls can become 'goddess'. It's not bad to be a 'goddess' and enjoy being chased by a crazy person... You are not a 'straight tire', how can you know the pain of a spare tire?"
At this moment, Daji and Longji caught up with Zixing and the spirit girls and joined their "escape" team.
Long Ji and Daji's knowledge reserves were obviously insufficient, and they still couldn't understand what a "spare tire" was after listening to the girls' long speeches?
They didn't feel ashamed to raise the questions in their hearts happily.
Zixing decided not to let the girls "dominate" their voice.
He came to explain to Long Ji and Daji in person: "...There is a kind of man in the world who knows that it is impossible to be with her, and knows that she doesn't love her. He should treat her blindly. We generally call it "spare tire". They generally understand that they are spare tires, but not everyone will admit that they are spare tires. Perhaps, they also think that being a "spare tire" is not a glorious thing."
"Spare tires usually hold a 'waiting' mentality... Since she understands that there is no chance at this stage, she hopes (extraordinary hopes) that she will know her goodness in the near future, and finally 'lovers finally get married'. The spare tire is not tired of her responsibilities. She works hard to fill the gaps in time, porters, takeover and send. The spare tire plays all the obligations that her boyfriend should do, and even more. Uninformed people will think that the spare tire is her boyfriend, but when asked, she will say with surprise that she and the spare tire are just 'good friends'. Others will soon realize that the spare tire is actually just a spare tire. Of course, when the girl draws the line seriously, she will not pay attention to how uneasy and embarrassing the spare tire is standing next to her..."
"It sounds ugly. The spare tire is actually a 'universal toy' for the bad woman. She uses the spare tire to her back to achieve her goal, and then she will get medicine from time to time, such as 'I actually like you too', 'It would be great if my boyfriend has half of you',' and so on, to make the spare tire rekindle, so as to continue to play its bad function..."
"So, a good woman will not allow a spare tire to deal with her, because when she notices that someone likes her and she has no intention of developing with him, she will 1. Avoid 2. Explain it clearly 3. Both are. The emergence and appearance of spare tires. Usually because 1. She likes the feeling of being surrounded by boys, we call it "vain" so that she feels like a heartthrob 2. She believes that the spare tire has its own value, including being a coachman, giving gifts, three. accompanying, teaching (doing) homework, etc., so she may occasionally turn a flirting eyes so that the spare tire will mistakenly think that she has a chance 3. Her spare tire can perform the above two functions at the same time..."
"The most common human emotion of 'touching' is impossible for this type of woman, because the spare tire has long been positioned as a spare tire in her mind. The soldier will never be promoted to a handsome man, so the spare tire will only make her alienate you early..."
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Daji and Longji couldn't help but sigh: "It sounds so profound..."
Zi Xing praised them and said, "It sounds like 'deep', then it proves that you are all 'good girls'... It's a spare tire, it's something that is really bad girls who are studying and pondering..."
But Daji didn't want her to become synonymous with "stupidity" in Zixing's mind. She argued: "Actually, I can still understand what a 'spare tire' is. Wow, if you want to be an excellent spare tire, isn't it just to be determined not to treat yourself as a normal man, and you can just mess with yourself as a coward..."
Zi Xing was sweating profusely when he heard it.
But I have to admit that Daji seems to have grasped the "grass" of the best thing like "spare tire".
"You understand it very well!!! It hits the nail on the head!!!" Zixing further explained: "In fact, to be a good spare tire, you have to do four things - not to hear, not ask, not see, not to be present. Not to hear, pretend to not know that she has a boyfriend and a group of other (if any) spare tires - they are an open secret between you and her, but they are tacit. Of course, if she wants to complain, it is better to pretend not to hear it in order to avoid your personal sadness. The spare tire is like an ant, and you only need to work without knowing it."
"If you don't ask, of course you can't ask about her boyfriend. It's best not to mention it at all, try to devote yourself to the role of a 'spare tire' and give full play to your value (such as helping her make a project, or being a safe and fast Mercedes driver) so that she won't find that your resources have been exhausted and you will be discarded early."
"Not seeing is a bit similar to not hearing. The spare tire is your real function, but the superficial identity is a 'good friend', or even just an 'ordinary friend' or 'ordinary classmate'. So you must be mentally prepared to meet her boyfriend. If you show that you are an 'ordinary friend', you will have to test your concentration and acting skills. If both are poor, it is recommended that you pretend to be invisible. Anyway, you are not interested in becoming friends with him, so it doesn't matter if you pretend to be cool."
"No, to be correct, we should quickly and safely avoid people she doesn't want you to meet. It has been mentioned before that the spare tire is like an ant, and only requires work, so the status is not important - have you ever seen a big buffalo that has worked hard to farm and has been sealed?"
"Well, another. The appearance and behavior of spare tires have a common pattern. The following lists their characteristics: 1. The appearance is relatively mediocre and does not attract girls' attention. 2. The clothes and dress are not particular, because they don't know how to pack. 3. The limbs are well developed, and they have the physique of being a coolie, willing to work for women. 4. Not good at speaking, lacking a sense of humor. Can't win girls' favor. 5. Stubborn personality, and even more patient and perseverance that exceeds ordinary people. 6. Having the spirit of a Q, is also the "good guy" that many girls call (this kind of good guy card is not worth a lot) - in short, if you have at least 1 point above 6 points, you will have the conditions to become a spare tire."
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Long Ji criticized extremely contemptuously: "What kind of man is this kind of man? Are you still a real man?! Are you sure they are not suffering from diseases such as sadism?"
Very condemnation.
The girls of the spirit spirit are naturally unwilling to be accepted for the "right to language" and they have also published their research experiences-
Orange Girl: "The woman who is willing to use a 'slip tire' is not necessarily a 'bad girl'. Brother Zixing, your point of view is a bit biased - just like our sisters. If the 'slip tire' is not the disgusting guy like the number one beast, we don't reject the use of a few 'slip tire'. Our sisters are reusing the 'slip tire' waste to avoid wasting resources!!! Isn't this possible?"
The green girl echoed: "Yes, yes, there are still many wastes like 'spare tire' that can be recycled and reused! For example - pass the time. 'spare tire' is the best thing to spend time, because they are all here as you arrive. A friend who made an appointment to have lunch together suddenly broke the appointment. Just call the spare tire and the spare tire will come out to accompany you. Once your friend suddenly has time to accompany you, you can also get rid of the spare tire immediately. Don't worry! They will not complain because they know that it will always be your second choice, which is also their feature! The spare tire is always on time, safe and reliable, and there is no charge at any location."
The purple girl also echoed: "Yes, yes. With the 'spark tire', you can also enjoy free entertainment, eat lunch, watch movies, and listen to concerts. As soon as you open your mouth, the spare tire will take care of everything for you. And he will never accept you and them's "aa" because he has to take care of everything you have..."
The black girl also echoed: "Yes, yes. Spare tires can also be used as a 'demonstration weapon' - my boyfriend has been very cold to you recently. He talks about phone calls and makes long stories. He is perfunctory on the anniversary. Then the 'restrained tire' is the best weapon for demonstration. As long as you often hang the name of the 'restrained tire' next to your mouth, you will appreciate the 'restrained tire' from time to time. Look at the care given to you by the spare tire in front of your boyfriend, I believe that no matter how generous a man is, he will be jealous! When threatened by the enemy, your boyfriend will definitely reflect on you and be better for you!"
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Daji couldn't help but smile bitterly and said to the girls: "Okay, okay, let's understand what the 'straight tire' is! They are all 'bad and dirty' cowards, and the 'good girl' also has the right to recycle the 'straight tire' waste... So, your point of view is correct, your brother Xin's idea is one-sided and arbitrary..."
The girls complained with a bitter face: "The problem is that the perverted beast now is the 'first beast' that is specialized in the idea of 'female'. It is equivalent to treating the 'female cultivator' as a 'cauld furnace' to help it refine the contaminated Xingtian holy power! This is a huge threat to us! In extraordinary times, being a 'straight tire' is safer than being a 'goddess'..."
Before he finished speaking, just as the sea water in front suddenly split, and an ugly ball with uneven appearance and colorful colors suddenly appeared in front of everyone.
When Zi Xing and Zhu Nu first saw such a "strange ball", they were secretly shocked and couldn't help but stop.
After calming down, he saw clearly that it was not the "first ferocious beast", and he breathed a sigh of relief.
The red girl tried hard to identify it and asked with some uncertainty: "This, isn't this 'reincarnation'? Why are you so embarrassed? It's like being violent and abused?"
"Reincarnation" said with a sad face: "It's because Grandpa Zhu is not powerful enough that he cannot completely seal the power of the 'first beast'... I believe in Grandpa Zhu's strength too much, so I want to get closer to watch the fun. Unexpectedly, the 'first beast' was so crazy that it rushed out... I kicked it a few times, and it became what it is now..."
The girls of the instrument spirit couldn't help but stick out their tongues secretly. They thought to themselves: "The 'first beast' when they saw the 'female cultivator' and wanted to use it as a 'cauld furnace'. When they met the 'boy fellow Taoist', they would take ruthless action without hesitation and beat him to death - um. It seems that as long as there is the 'first beast', it is not safe whether it is a 'goddess' or a 'straight tire'..."
But I heard the "reincarnation" still yelling sadly: "It hurts so much! I found that the 'first beast' does not take the initiative to attack women - why is my life so miserable? Why didn't I become a girl like you when I was reincarnated..."
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After hearing this, Daji was a little amused and couldn't help but look at the girls in the spirit of the spirit.
The girls were a little embarrassed and scolded Huanhua: "Huanghua, don't 'look at the mountain high'. Now you can't afford to offend the 'first beast' in front of a 'straight tire'? If you become a 'goddess', then the first beast is determined to turn you into a 'cauldrunk furnace'. No matter where you hide, it will pull you out - that's what you're unlucky!"
The knowledge of "reincarnation" is not inferior to that of girls.
When it heard the identity of "spare tire", it immediately repelled and said angrily: "Do you think I don't know what a spare tire is? That thing is the circle-shaped thing that you can't use in your life when hanging behind a car! In most cases, it will hang there silently, waiting for a few thousandths of the chance. If something happened to an unlucky wheel brother, it can come in handy..."
"Yes, this is the spare tire. It may last for a day, but it is still a spare tire. We all know what the fate of a spare tire is. Please remember that most spare tires - the standby period is only four years, and even if they have not been used after four years, they must be replaced. And those few spare tires that are fortunate to be used generally have only one short chance of use. After using it, they must replace the formal tire in time. And please believe that the spare tire can never become a formal tire."
"Let me tell you why the 'straight tire' cannot be turned into a regular one - it's because you are waiting! Because there are fools like you waiting, the 'pseudo-goddess' feels that they are always safe. There is always a way out. Thanks to you, you will never leave me, so that guy can deal with every lover with confidence. Anyway, there is someone to take care of the worst case! But! Don't think that guy will really fall to you to pay for the bill in the end! You are the last backup method of guarantee. In other words, as long as you are not at the end of the way, you can only 're at the backup' - but this is a vicious cycle, because you are at the backup, so that guy will never end up! So in the final analysis, you will never have a chance!"
"You stupid, spare tire! Do you think you are very kind, right? I feel that you are so great that you endure humiliation like this. That guy will definitely be moved. I will thank you, right? That guy will thank you - the only thing that thanks you is that you have not provoked their relationship so that they can continue to be together sweetly! I understand why that guy needs you and trusts you! It is because you are so honest that you won't ruin her good deeds!"
"I said, you are stupid. B thinks she trusts you very much? Do you think she has found the value of existence? Is she because she thinks of you when she is worried and lonely? Do you think that there is a subtle crack in her relationship with her boyfriend, and you may have a chance to become a regular? Sorry, you took the wrong strategy route! Yes, if you don't have an existence like you, maybe that formal tire will really not be used. She must change to a new tire, but now you are here, thanks to you, she vents dissatisfaction, pain and depression, calms down, and then you can continue to be intimate with your boyfriend with a smile and open-minded mood. Although the repaired tire is not as good as a new tire, it can be used at least."
"You stupid spare tire.b thinks you are not that stupid? So, who threw down the matter when she received the call and ran out of the door? Who is willing to pay for the big and small bags in her hand? Who is happy to repair the computer for her to facilitate videos with her boyfriend? Who is driving her car happily to drive her around? Who is patting her chest to solve all kinds of messy troubles for her? Who is voluntarily retreating aside when her boyfriend comes?..."
"Actually, spare tires are very clear that they are spare tires, and the only difference is whether they admit this or not. How to get rid of the plot of spare tires? The answer is no. Everything is because you love her, and all the shackles are put on your own. She gave you no bait, but she didn't even add barbs in the past, now, and in the future she would not have added you to the list of development possibilities. So if you want to not be a spare tire, there is only one way to go. Give up all unrealistic fantasies and turn around and leave."
"Remember, never believe that the person who once regarded you as a spare tire, forever! You can calmly eat all her sugar coats and block all the shells; you can turn a blind eye and watch her whisper to please you; you can be as heartless as a stone, turn around and leave, and enjoy the pleasure of occupying the commanding heights... But don't go back! If you go back, your situation will be worse than the previous spare tire years, because she already knows that you are unreliable and you can't even get the "trust" in the past!"
"When she comes to you, the cheapest way should be like this: you smile, listen to her feelings for you, apologize for ignoring you in the past, or kind words like that, then take out your mobile phone, iPhone or other device that can play music, and start playing a song. This song is high-pitched and atmospheric, catchy, and more importantly, the lyrics are straightforward and can maximize the effect of hitting the other party's morale. Don't be soft-hearted, don't hesitate, you can even sing along, your expression must be cheap--'You were going to separate at the beginning, and then separate after separation, and now you have to use true love to exchange me for it..."
"..." In the end, Reincarnation announced to the girls righteously: "I will never be a 'straight tire'! Even if one day I am unfortunately becoming a 'straight tire', we will try our best to get rid of such humiliating identity in the shortest time!!!"
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The girl with spirit spirit was stunned and collectively petrified.
This time, they have met a real "master master"!...)
Chapter completed!