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Chapter 629: Rejecting the Pursuit of Saints

The girl of W artifact spirit removed the severe pain and torture, and was eager to revenge and beat the guy who disliked him hard, finally swept away the dark mood for several days and restored their optimistic personality.

"Reincarnation" is not a person who is afraid of things. He also feels that the girls are a little "successful" and tell them a story in a tactful way (of course, it is the kind that contains the meaning of persuasion)-

In order to "immigrate" to heaven with his daughter, a female cultivator married a cultivator in heaven with some intellectual disabilities... The cultivator was used to fighting with others, and did not want to change when he became a relative, and was eventually beaten to pieces. She was crippled after several years of care but had not recovered from injuries, and she also consumed all the things that could be sold. The final outcome of the female cultivator can be described in four words: "both people and money are gone"...

The purpose of "reincarnation" to give such a case is of course to advise girls to "low-key"! Low-key is the king...

"Reincarnation" has also been decided to deal with the girls' rebuttals and "quibbling".

However, at this moment, an accident happened.

The girls' attention was instantly attracted to it, and they had no time to pay attention to it.

I saw a huge monster screaming in the vast blue ocean of "Asura Realm", and the waves were rushing down heavily.

There was a "boom".

Even if the sea water slowed down the pressure, the huge objects still smashed on the hard ground in the deep sea with huge shock waves, and made a huge "sink pit" out.

The girls of the spirit spirit have good eyesight, and the "behemoth" still sees the appearance of the object clearly during high-speed movement.

Damn it. The body of that "monster beast" is majestic and stylish, but its huge head makes the girls not compliment - it's bloated! It's not an exaggeration to say it's a "super pig's head".

But to be honest, why do girls think that ugly "pig head" looks familiar?

...

Soon, the girls knew what the problem was.

The "pig-headed monster" turned out to be the target of Grandpa Zhu, Zixing, Miss Jiang and other experts who wanted to "subdule".

After the "pig-headed monster" was hit into the deep pit, the girls of the spirit spirit were curious and were about to walk to the edge of the pit to see what was going on. At this time, they saw Grandpa Zhu and Brother Zixing, and Sister Jiang and others rushed over.

They look fierce and seem to be trying to attack the "pig-headed monster".

Zi Xing shouted from afar that girls must not approach the "monster beast"... The girls knew that things were not simple, so they were so scared that they dared not move.

Without saying a word, Grandpa Zhu and Miss Jiang quickly rushed towards the huge "sink pit" and repeatedly released huge magic power - as if they wanted to seal the "pig-headed monster".

Zixing couldn't help for the time being, so he stopped beside the girls.

Zixing told them not to watch the fun and evacuate the scene quickly, because Grandpa Zhu and the others may not be able to seal the origin of the "monster beast".

The girls couldn't help but peek at the "battlefield" over there. Sure enough, the "pig-headed monster" was struggling desperately, rushing around, trying their best to break through the siege.

The girl of the weapon spirit quickly followed Brother Zixing's advice and left quickly.

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After everyone "evacuated" to a relatively safe distance, Zi Xing began to answer the questions in the minds of the spirit girls one by one.

The first thing girls care about is naturally whether the "pig-headed monster" is a god-headed horse? Grandpa Zhu seems to care about it very much! Can it be a disaster for its "human-like pig-like"?

Zi Xing couldn't help but smile bitterly: "That guy, you actually know him too. It is the 'No. 1 beast' that has been hitting Grandpa Zhu's holy power in the heaven. You have seen it, but now you can't recognize it. Could it be that its changes are really that great now?"

After Brother Zixing reminded him, the girls realized.

Oh, it turns out that guy like a "pig head" is actually the "first beast" that looked "magnificent" before! No wonder he always felt that it looked familiar before...

Next, the girls naturally have to care about one thing: "Has the first ferocious beast officially started a war with Grandpa Zhu? His guy's tragic situation was also beaten by Grandpa Zhu?"

When the girls think about it, Grandpa Zhu beat the "first beast" to the point of plastic surgery. The girls have seen all kinds of strange "plastic surgery" behaviors in "another time and space" and are easy to accept new things.

For example, things like "ginseng fruit" were previously thought to be only seen in novels. In "Journey to the West", ginseng fruit is "a fruit every three thousand years, and it will only be ripe for three thousand years". The shape of the fruit is like a child under 3 years old. Eat one of them and can live for 47,000 years. But is there really such a fruit? The girls think the answer is no.

However, in "another time and space", the girls actually found that pears similar to "auspicious dolls" appeared in some supermarkets - the whole pear was like a baby's face without opening their eyes. Its shape was interesting, but it also made many people dare not eat it (or could not bear to eat it). When they first saw it, the girls of the spirit spirit were also shocked and thought that the real version of "ginseng fruit" had been released. The consequences were said by experts that this fruit was artificial and was different from "ginseng fruit". It was obvious that when the pear was young, they used a model to restrict its growth. So if you really want to buy it and try it, don't be fooled. To put it bluntly, it is just an ordinary pear...

The girl with a broad vision also believes that the "pig-headed monster" is "artificial".

Zi Xing denied the rumors for Grandpa Zhu: "No. The 'first beast' turned into a pig's head, it has nothing to do with Grandpa Zhu, it is because it is not lucky. Speaking of which, it confronted Grandpa Zhu in the heavenly realm, Wen Qiang took the opportunity to absorb the Pangu sacred power left in the human world, and things developed in a favorable direction. The 'first beast' was also anxious and observed with the 'spiritual consciousness' that we went to the 'Asura Realm' to collect the sacred power of Xingtian, and it could no longer sit still. It also rushed to this world - no, without knowing the truth, rashly absorbing a large amount of contaminated sacred power of Xingtian without knowing the truth, and it turned out to be "crazy" like you saw..."

Oh, so that's it.

The girls of the spirit of the weapon have experienced the torture of the "contaminated holy power". It is reasonable to know that the "first ferocious beast" has serious "sequelae" after absorbing excessive holy power.

The girls are not "fraudulents". They know that the "first beast" is suffering (and suffers from Xingtian's holy power), but they don't say it, and they all feel a sense of "schadenfreshness" in their hearts!

The black girl couldn't help but "poetry is flourishing", and improvised a good lyric: "Pigs live on the head of the Yangtze River, and I live on the tail of the Yangtze River. I miss the pigs every day but don't see the pigs, and drink the water of the Yangtze River. Suddenly, it's like a spring breeze coming, thousands of heads are frozen to death. Two orioles sing in the green willows. Six thousand pigs are on the blue sky, Master Cen, Danqiu grows. Eat pork, don't stop. The white-haired fishermen and woodcutters are on the river bank, and they are used to watching the autumn moon and spring breeze. A pot of meat soup is happy to meet each other. The flowers in the river rise are redder than fire. When spring comes, the river water is green as blue, and the water quality is still fine. How can you not remember the south of the Yangtze River?"

What a mess! Zi Xing was speechless.

However, it won the applause of other girls.

...

Zi Xing also specifically reminded the girls that according to Grandpa Zhu's instructions, female cultivators must not approach the "first beast" during this extraordinary period. Because that guy has a secret technique that can refine excessive polluted holy power in their bodies by fusion with the "soul body" of female cultivators...

After receiving the reminder, the girls fully understood the "severity of the matter".

Their attention turned to "How to reject the pursuit of the 'No. 1 beast'".

In terms of emotional games, the girls of the Artifact Spirit have read countless cases and have countless success or failure experiences in their stomachs.

The girl Chi first proposed that she should be prepared with both soft and hard skills. In other words, the "first ferocious beast" is the tough one. Naturally, Grandpa Zhu and Sister Jiang and others came forward to stop it. If the "first ferocious beast" loses its face and whispers in a low voice, there should be corresponding countermeasures to deal with it.

Orange Girl believes that in "another time and space", the "black fungus-level pseudo-goss" of "spare tire male silk" has developed quite maturely. It is worthy of everyone's appreciation.

Orange girl gave an example: "For example, at 9:30 pm, the spare tire was launched. Question: Are you there? Goddess: I went to take a shower and went to bed!... This is an excuse."

The purple girl didn't think the excuse was so good, and said with a lip, "Damn it's too fake. No matter if you are a student dog or a working dog, is it possible for Nima to go to bed at 9:30? It's a grass mud horse! I'll block it when I see me, why should I hang it? Nima treats the spare tire as a spare tire when I have a big and rich and handsome tire, and treats the spare tire as a jack when I have a spare tire. I'm so embarrassed? He said he was in a shower, but TMD kept invisible and waits for the tall and rich and handsome guys. He also updated the QQ space log photos, or updates Renren, Kaixin. You are a spare tire with a stupid IQ plan!!! Damn! I just don't want to expose you!"

The green girl has also studied this aspect quite well and gave an example: "...Separate tire: Are you there? Have you received the gift you gave me? (Either the kidney is cut or the blood is sold, but I am still very happy) Goddess: Well! Thank you for receiving it! I'm off, go shopping with my best friend for the festival!"

The black girl also complained: "Damn it 365 days a year. Damn it just wants your best friend to go shopping for the festival today. Is it possible? Although IQ has always been a flaw in the spare tire, Damn it does not mean that the spare tire doesn't even understand this basic principle. You are in a hurry to prepare to have sex with the tall, rich and handsome guys."

Orange Girl gives another example: "On the Goddess' birthday or the day before the birthday. Spare tire: Hehe, have you received the gift? Do you like it? Goddess: Yes, thank you. Spare tire: Let's have a meal together for dinner, I invite you to celebrate your birthday. Goddess: No, I have made an appointment with a few sisters for dinner, it's all inconvenient for girls! Spare tire: Then another day? Goddess [remove offline]."

Purple girl commented: "Damn, you treat all the girls to dinner on your birthday? If you are a primary school student, I still believe that they are all fake goddesses. I guess they are all boys. Damn, you can just find a word to make a random tire!"

Green girl gave another example: "At 16 pm. Spare tire: is there? Goddess: offline. 16:15 pm. Spare tire: is there? Goddess: offline... 16:30 pm. Spare tire: is there? Goddess: is there? Goddess: is there, what's the matter? Spare tire: Wait for you to get off work/after school, can I invite you to dinner? Goddess: No, I have classes tonight/I work overtime today! Spare tire: Why do you have classes for a week in a row/overtime. Goddess: offline..."

Purple girl: "What school is it! What unit! There are classes every night! Work overtime every night!"

Orange girl gave another example: "I cut a kidney in the spare tire, bought an IP4 to give it to the goddess. Online. Spare tire: Hehe! Dear! Like it! Goddess: Well, I like it, don't spend so much money to buy gifts in the future, it's too expensive! Spare tire: Just be happy (covering your own wound). Spare tire: I, I like you, can I chase you? Goddess: Ah, this. I have to consider it. At this moment [The tall, rich and handsome guy and the goddess sent a message: My parents insisted that I go to a relative's house in Japan, and I can't go alone. Are you going together? If you want to go there, reply to me, I will open a newly bought Land Rover to pick you up!]... Spare tire: OK. I am very sincere, waiting for your reply. Goddess: I have considered it very seriously, so it is better to start with friends first."

The black girl's face was serious. She pointed out profoundly: "The spare tire can never satisfy the goddess' appetite. Damn it only takes a few seconds, and she can consider whether she is with you, but as for what she is thinking, you can think about it yourself. 'Starting from friends' is a terrible word for the century. I guess countless spare tires were shot and fell to the ground..."

Orange Girl gave another example: "One day the goddess and the spare tire showdown, saying that she has now gotten a tall, rich and handsome man, and asked the spare tire not to contact her... Goddess: Thank you for taking care of me these days. I already have someone worth entrusting. Please don't contact me in the future. Spare tire: Ah? Why? Am I not good to you? Goddess: We are not suitable. Spare tire: Where is it not suitable? How can I know if it is suitable if it is not discussed? Goddess: Really. We are indeed not suitable! Goodbye!"

The black girl commented: "Damn it is suitable for money, but not for money. Just say it, but why do you say it so tactful?! Do you think the goddess said this to be tactful and not let the spare tire be sad? Fart! That's because the goddess indirectly sells herself but doesn't admit it, do you understand?"

Green girl gave another example: "The goddess called Gao Fushang. Dear, can we go to eat Western food in the afternoon? Gao Fushang was having sex with someone else, and there was no time to pay attention to the goddess: 'I'm sorry, I have something to do in the afternoon, let's eat next time.''Oh, then I'll go eat alone.' After the goddess hung up the phone, she remembered Si. In the mind of free meals, she opened the call record and found the number and dialed out. The phone rang, and the backup tire thought who would call me? My parents came to ask me how I was doing? When I saw that it was the goddess who was calling, she changed into a cute smile, as if she could see it on the other side of the phone. What was it? Goddess: Oh, it's nothing. My roommate said that they didn't want to go out today, so I reluctantly agreed to your request for dinner..."

The purple girl scolded viciously: "Your roommate doesn't want to go out, so you can look for me? Your sister, you haven't been to the small restaurant yet, and you are willing to be a spare tire for long-term meal tickets, and you don't like the goddess' lies."

Orange girl gave another example: "Once, Si finally mustered up the courage to express her feelings to the goddess. Of course, Si would not have the courage to say it in person, only through QQ. After a while, the goddess replied, 'Actually I think you are a good friend, work hard, maybe you will have a chance in the future, haha.' Si was excited and burst into tears. She pressed the keyboard clumsyly to type what she wanted to say. When she was about to send it, the goddess's avatar became dark... Si still smiled slightly. Well, at least I still have a chance... The goddess was there, leaning against a tall, rich and handsome man. Dear, that SB is coming to bother me again. Gao, rich and handsome man, Hum, don't bother him, just think about what position to use today. The two of them smiled knowingly - this is the starting point for Si to transform into a spare tire, and it is also the goddess' biggest lie: you still have a chance. There is nmlgb!"

The black girl is too lazy to complain.

Green girl gave another example: "The spare tire has been moved for a month and wanted to invite the goddess to have a good meal... The spare tire: Are you there? Dear. Goddess: Hum, what are you doing? Spare tire: I want to invite you to have a meal. The work performed well this month. The boss lifted me up and celebrated me! Goddess: Yes, yes, yes, where to eat? (At this time, the rich and handsome guy sent a message to the goddess: Two Michelin stars have dinner in the evening, I will drive to pick you up.) Spare tire: So is Pizza Hut OK? Goddess: I don't like eating pizza.

Title: Is it okay to eat hot pot? Goddess: Hot pot is easy to get angry. Spare tire: Is it okay to eat Sichuan cuisine? Goddess: No, I have acne on my face. Spare tire: So what about seafood? Goddess: I have allergies in my skin. Spare tire: So tell me, I like to eat it? Goddess: I'm sorry, people feel a little uncomfortable, I don't eat it. Just use it as weight loss. Spare tire: Ahhh! What's wrong with you? Spare tire: Where is it uncomfortable? Spare tire: Do you want to go to see a doctor? Spare tire: Can I accompany you? (The goddess has already been offline)..."

The purple girl is too lazy to complain.

Therefore, the girls summarized the "four elements of spare tires".

If you have the following 4 points, you don’t have to doubt it will be a spare tire—

1. Women are never proactive in dating you. When they are with you, they never call you, they never give you a glimpse of you, they never take the initiative to find topics. They are not repulsive of your initiative, because you are dispensable in her eyes.

2. Women never refuse your efforts. No matter you send flowers, buy gifts, or invite a meal, women never refuse - many men think that women don’t refuse because they agree. In fact, this is not the case in women’s logic. Not rejecting your investment is just not hate you, which does not mean that they like you. (This is like an exam, you are only 60 points and pass, but if you want to become a boyfriend, you must get 80 points. And if there is an excellent vacancy, you will be able to get a backup.)

3. Women do not promise what they ask for you. Many people ask women to give themselves a promise. Men confess their love and want others to be their girlfriends. However, this girl did not refuse your love and said, "I don't want to talk about it yet, we don't know much." Let's talk about it later. I'm afraid of being hurt, etc. I won't give you a certain expectation, which lays the groundwork for her future turn.

4. When you fade and want to leave, she will come back. When you have been with her for a long time, you may give up, but the woman will come to you for ioi and ask you. And you are confused at this time and don’t know what the woman is about? In fact, it’s very simple. Women don’t want the meal ticket (mobile ATM) around them to leave. They want to use you, and when you turn around and chase them, these women will put aside.

...

However, the girls of the spirit spirit also firmly believe that with the IQ of the "first ferocious beast", they must not have as complete experience values ​​as they have summarized.

Therefore, the girls are full of confidence: it is really not difficult to come up with an excuse to reject the pursuit of the "first beast"!

At least it is not challenging for them!!! Welcome to your support, which is my greatest motivation.m
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