Chapter 329 húnluàn’s marriage + emotion

Zi Xing has decided to accept the test of "Thunder Clan Kung Fu". After all, yòu.huò who "holds the heavenly tribulation" is really too big.

Zi Xing didn't know how many of the six realms could withstand such yòu.huò. In short, he did not stand the test. Even if he wanted to risk "nine deaths and one life", he would be willing to do so.

Well, he has passed this level. But based on Grandpa Zhu's consistent protection of Jiang Wenqiang, Zixing must also convince Grandpa Zhu for the "Thunder Clan" and ask him to agree to marry "two equal wives". Otherwise, Grandpa Zhu will make trouble and Zixing will not be able to practice the "Thunder Clan Kung Fu" with peace of mind - the hope of successfully practicing to the peak and then "holding the heavenly tribulation" will become increasingly slim.

Oh my God Zixing thought angrily: "What kind of world is this? I've actually fallen to do the ideological work of Grandpa Zhu for the enemy camp..."

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However, just relying on verbal work, Zixing is still competent and able to handle it freely.

Zixing asked to have a separate talk with Grandpa Zhu. So Grandpa Zhu took him to the "storage space", which was equivalent to a "secret room. Negotiation" that was not very famous in later generations.

Zixing really has two tricks in this regard. I don’t know how he lobbies Grandpa Zhu. In short, after half an hour, after they walked out of the "storage space", Grandpa Zhu’s face was not very good-looking, but he no longer tried his best to stop Zixing and the "Little Princess Zhenzi".

When a discerning person sees this situation, he will immediately think of something tricky and something hidden. But the "Thunder Clan Messenger" is too lazy to pursue it: this cannot be investigated. Moreover, it has confidence in the powerful strength of its clan, and firmly believes that after Grandpa Zhu and Zixing arrive at their territory, they will not be able to play anything.

I have to say that these "Thunder Clan members" who are as stinky as hard rocks in the pit may believe and appreciate the style of Russian President Putin in later generations. Uncle Putin's "style of doing things" can be summarized into seven sentences: 1. Anger without strength is meaningless. 2. If you are not prepared to use force, don't pick up weapons. 3. Real men have to constantly find ways, while real NV people have to constantly struggle. 4. Once bullied, they should fight back instantly. 5. I occasionally feel decadent, but never pretend to behave. 6. Territory. There is no negotiation, only war. 7. Russia's territory is indeed very large, but no inch is redundant.

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The "Art Spirit NV Children" have another idea.

They were really curious, and their hearts were so itchy that itchy like a nest of bugs. They didn't dare to ask Grandpa Zhu, but they pestered Zi Xing and kept asking questions. What did they talk about in the "secret room"? It made Grandpa Zhu's attitude reverse?

Zi Xing was so annoyed by them that he really had a headache.

But he couldn't tell them the truth (the confidentiality level must be maintained at the highest level within these few months), so he had no choice but to mess with the spirit nv kid.

He first solemnly asked the "Gunsels and Spirits" to set up something similar to "enchantments" and put forward the danger of being "eavesdropped" by Thunder Clan messengers. He was so serious that he didn't know the details that he really thought he was going to announce some "secrets". Not to mention others, the "Gunsels and Spirits" were "shocked" by him first.

"Do you know?"

Zi Xing said with a serious expression: "The most common way to deal with each other in later generations. A couple's relationship with disagreement is 'divorce'..."

"How could you not know? The 'divorce rate' in later generations was astonishingly high..." The children of the artifacts said in unison: "In ancient times, there was no such thing as 'divorce', only one-sided divorce... Why? Brother Zixing, you plan to marry the little princess of the Thunder Clan first and then divorce her at the right time? Oh, no wonder Grandpa Zhu agreed to let you marry both, which can be considered as having a jiāo for Sister Jiang Wenqiang. But Brother Zixing, doing this will make you feel bad in your conscience..."

Zi Xing laughed dryly and could only say perfunctorily: "You can't call 'divorce' as ugly as 'divorce'. There was no such thing as 'divorce' in ancient times, so let's start with me. In the future, Princess Zhenzi and I will divorce voluntarily, and it is not easy for Thunder Clan to interfere..."

"But, will Princess Zhenzi agree to 'divorce' from you in the future?" The children of the artifacts were concerned about the practical feasibility.

"Opportunity, of course I will." Zi Xing replied casually: "Princess Zhenzi has the independence of the future generations and will not pester me..."

"Oh. Brother Zixing, what is the independence of the future generations?" The curious baby's eagerness to learn remains unabated.

Well, this question is very similar and difficult to answer. Moreover, to be honest, Zixing doesn’t have that good patience, and slowly explains the "curious babies".

He simply passed on two letters from a couple in later generations to the "Kids" and asked them to focus on the reply from that "wife", and perhaps they could have an intuitive impression of the so-called "modern independent consciousness".

First, my husband went to his wife with anger—

Are you okay at your parents' home?

From the time we were so angry that you have run away from home for 38 hours and 37 minutes. This is still 4 hours and 21 minutes away from your highest record in "The History of Runaway". I know you are waiting for me to apologize to you. I am planning to do this, but I hope you can persist and set a new high in your history of Runaway.

Everything is fine at home, please don't worry about it. Although you took your passbook away, you don't have to worry about my source of income, because I still have an affiliated credit card in my hand. The credit card is convenient to use. I have bought five shirts, seven pieces of kù and twelve pairs of socks. I guess one set can be worn every day until you come back. Famous brands are famous brands, although they are a little expensive...

You don’t have to worry about my food. I have tried it in seven newly opened restaurants. Hairfish, squid, and pig heads are afraid that I will be alone and accompany me every day. But they can do it. I have no choice. You know I want to save face, but I have made such a group of "fox friends".

What upset me the most is that I am the newly moved NV person, who comes to borrow vinegar, garlic and other things every day. But don’t worry, I will never make mistakes. You must have confidence in me in this regard.

As for the huāhuā grass at home, I want them to adapt to the desertified environment early and never water them, which is conducive to their species evolution. By the way, has our huāmi been with you to go back to her parents' home? I haven't seen it for two days.

You don’t have to worry that my two cute brother-in-law will come to me on impulse and do something irrational. Yesterday I asked them to rub it and told them a little bit about us. After hearing this, they held my hand and cried and said, ‘Brother-in-law, you are really suffering’ (as long as I am not afraid of embarrassment and are willing to expose the information, at least 99% of the male compatriots in the world will sympathize with me and support me - this must be thankful for your past achievements that are too brilliant and can instantly "kill" the fragile nerves of male compatriots all over the world.)

I will pick you up and apologize to you, but it’s okay if you live in your parents’ home with peace of mind for a while, ‘go home often to see you’, the elderly need you too.

Also: If you don’t come back tomorrow, Bingbing will ask me to have pizza and I will go. Anyway, I’m idle, so it’s not good to always refuse others. After all, I’m a colleague from the same unit.

Goodbye   Your dear husband.

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And my wife's reply is even more amazing-

Dear husband:

Thank you for your letter, everything is fine at my parents' home, so don't worry. I forgot to tell you that the deposit in the passbook has been transferred to my account. I was a little worried about your financial situation, but since you can live so well with your credit card, there is no need to worry about me.

Also, I would like to give a kind reminder that there are 2 packs of instant noodles at the bottom of the kitchen cabinet at home. Although you are eating well now, I am still a little worried. Maybe when your credit card is out, and hairtail, squid, and pig heads are all busy and have no time to meet, you will need them.

Say hello to my new neighbor, the mortgage will expire at the end of the month, and you will have to say goodbye to your new friend.

By the way, don’t water the huā at home, I planted cactus.

Mi. Mi and I are with me, and the destruction spirit at home has been used up. Now you must be looking at each other with the "I can't kill Xiaoqiang".

Of course my two cute brothers will not cause any trouble for you. They have been persuading me to divorce and find a capable man. I have eavesdropped on them: once they say they are dissatisfied with me and sign the "outrageous agreement", then plan a "assassination" against a useless man. In order to get rid of the crime after the incident is completed, these two smart boys must of course improve their relationship with a man in advance, so as not to be really listed as a key investigative target by the Public Security Bureau...

Now, I feel that it’s so good to go home. I don’t have to work so hard to do laundry and cook every day. I can go shopping freely. I’m so happy.

I wish you a happy day with Bingbing tomorrow. I also heard that Bingbing’s new boyfriend is a boxing coach at the Sports Academy. I don’t know if it’s true or false. You know I’m not that gossipy

Goodbye your dear wife.

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The "Energy Spirit Children" are very educated. After understanding from the perspective of men to the terrible degree of "modern independent thinking", they felt chilled. They concluded with Zixing: If Princess Zhenzi had the same temper, "divorce" was not a good choice.

Chinv's mouth with a life-schooling and sighed to Zixing: "Brother Zixing seems to be a relationship under the age of eight, the most sincere and lasting..."

Boy: Dear He Wenli nv squad leader: Dear Leilei

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Chinv’s final summary: Pure likes. It’s fine to be clean and clean, can adults do it... The answer is no.

For Chi NV Chi's refutation of him so seriously, Zi Xing could only point out his approval, she was right.

Adults, even if they are not mentally yin, have many more distracting thoughts than children. How can adult men have children who are so stupid and pretentious? No matter how clever their language art is, it has a strong unhealthy smell.

For example, a friend was investigated for drinking and pleading guilty and pleaded guilty in a sentence: Making a huge mistake in a place that is as big as a palm.

After seeing it, the police felt that it was too fussy and asked to refine and quantify it and speak with data.

This guy wrote another ten points: one person is lonely; two people are happy; three minutes of pleasure; four hundred yuan tip; five thousand yuan fine; six months salary; seven days detention; eight lifetimes of unlucky; alcohol caused by trouble; very regretful.

The art of adults and the art of children are like two worlds.

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Along the way, Zixing lived a very lonely life - there was a "Kid of the Artifact Spirit" pestering him.

The "Thunder Clan Messenger" did not interfere with Zixing and the others. Its "mission" has been completed and he doesn't want to provoke Zixing again, and it looks like he is a bit out of the ordinary. The "Thunder Clan" has long been no longer as glorious as before. I don't know how many days I have lived in hiding and Tibet, and many "Thunder Clan members" have also developed a "pragmatic" style of conduct.

Of course, Zixing and the "Gun Ling NV Kid" did not spend all their time chatting. Sometimes, they would quietly go to the "Memory Site" to meet it at the request of the "Golden Ape".

Uh, I forgot to say: The Great Ape has now been very obedient and has been staying at the "memory scene" and trying hard to avoid letting the "Thunder Clan Messenger" discover its existence.

The time of the "memory scene" is "still" (relative to the time outside). When you enter here, you don't have to worry about exceeding the time, so that the "Thunder Clan Gathering" can discover the secret of the "memory fragments". Zi Xing and the "Mechanic Spirit NV Child" first enter the storage space, then take out the "memory fragments" and enter the memory scene... Do your best not to alarm the "Thunder Clan Messenger".

In the "Memory Scene", although the entrant cannot destroy the scenery in the "Scene" or even make a slight change, Zixing and the Great Ape can carry out actual combat operations. Perhaps, that is because both sides are "invaders".

In the battle with the Great Ape, Zixing must use the power of the "Horcrux Set". Therefore, in a strict sense, Zixing and the "NV Kids" join forces to fight against the Great Ape.

There is no way to do this. The strength of the great monkey is there, and it is not that Zi Xing can equalize the gap between them in a short period of time. Choosing this kind of fighting method is not for the competition of strength. Zi Xing is more about accumulating some "practical combat experience".

If absolute power cannot be improved in the short term, then accumulate more "practical experience".
Chapter completed!