The Bloody Stories

To be honest, Zi Xing's indeed never thought that one day he would become the protagonist of a series of mediocre and vulgar plots. Moreover, he had no right to "refusal to act" at all.

What else can he say besides lamenting his miserable life?

However, while sighing, he couldn't help but feel a deep expectation in his heart. Why?

The "Thunder Clan" has been used for some unknown channel, and it has been confirmed that the "thunder and lightning constitution" that originally belonged to "Lei Zhenzi" was completely taken away by Zi Xing (this thing can also be seized, which shows that Zi Xing is born to be a robber).

In other words, Zi Xing meets the first prerequisite for practicing Thunder Clan's martial arts. Now he only lacks "one hundred thousandth of the thunder ancestor's original blood".

The information collected by "NVWa of Evil" shows that the Thunder Clan wants Zixing to marry into the Thunder Clan and to the descendants of Nianghua Zhenzi, but in fact, they want to "transplant" the "Thunder Clan Yuan Blood" that Zhenzi has to the Zixing through the descendants as a bridge. After all, they want to cultivate Zixing into the number one master of the Thunder Clan who can "control the heavenly tribulation".

This was a good thing. But since no one in the Thunder Clan had ever tried this kind of "transplantation", the success rate was less than one percent. Once it failed, it would definitely be lifeless.

This is why Zixing is still hesitant in the face of the huge benefit "yòu.huò".

It feels like a "stuntman". A large crew released an astronomical number and asked him to complete a life-threatening "stunt performance"...

If you can succeed, the benefits will of course be extremely great. If you are in charge of the heavenly tribulation, you will be excited to think about it. No wonder "NV Wa of Evil" told Zi Xing in advance: If you can succeed, you will be divided into 30% of the "power of the heavenly tribulation". 30% is enough for her to be stink. It's no wonder.

But what if it fails?

Zixing is worried about this now.

"Why did I make this choice?" Zi Xing was full of resentment: "This is clearly the most frequently used method of Nine-Rank TV series..."

The plot of dog and blood, the benefits that may be obtained in reality, are really a contradiction.

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In his previous life, Zi Xing really watched many movies and TV series based on his personal preferences; later he got money, and he even had the idea of ​​investing in filming TV series more than once. Although he did not take action in the end, he could also see his passion in this regard.

To this day, Zi Xing still remembers the absolute bloody and bloody TV plot of his previous life, and his super vulgarity.

1. Playing the flute or playing the piano: Every time I see such a scene, I can’t stand it anymore, especially in costume dramas. There may be only one person who plays the flute with one person who can keep up with the rhythm. Every time I watch them play the flute with a deep affectionate way, and pressing their fingers on the other side, it is really a mess (those actors who can make the male lead are probably tricky, otherwise why is it difficult to learn some music theory simply like this? As long as you can keep up with the rhythm, even if you play fake, the audience will tolerate it.)

2. The protagonist of nv is the male protagonist: This is also a scene that appears very frequently in costume dramas, and it also occurs in fashion dramas, but generally not as strong as in costumes. The most powerful one is the scene where Lin Shiyin stabs Li Xunhuan in "Flying Knife Asking Love". Xunhuan is simply a bag of blood, and the blood flows and it is always not clean... And that big knife is creepy every time you see it.

In fact, it is the audience's hobby to see handsome guys, but the reason why the NV protagonist stabs the male protagonist is so mentally retarded that it makes the audience even more painful. The NV protagonists generally have low IQ, so they endure it, but why doesn't every male protagonist know how to avoid it? They always stand straight and stare at the NV protagonist with a resentful look, and then vomit blood after being stabbed, and fall to the ground with resentment (you can tell that the audience is an actor who is "acting" at a glance. Don't you feel ashamed?)...

3. I saw the protagonist of nv, méng, wearing a transparent veil that could not be transparent, and then the protagonist's eyes seemed to be highly myopic. He had to see the beauty clearly until the veil was lifted up and he was in a shocking shape.

4. The protagonist of nv is dressed as a man. You can tell at a glance that he is nv, tall, thin eyebrows, red mouth, and a sharp voice. However, the heroic and witty male protagonist suddenly became dull and could not tell the male or female. He said, "This brother is so kind-hearted," "I have never seen your handsome husband like you."...

5. No matter what angle you fall, the mouths of the male pig's heels and pig's feet can always be touched (the Olympic champion may not be so accurate every time);

6. Jump down a cliff that will never die... No matter how high the protagonist is, he will never die. He will fall down on Everest and land smoothly. Then he loses his memory, is taken care of by a certain mm, and he will fall in love over time.

7. If the protagonist falls into a dòng or a valley, he will accidentally obtain martial arts secrets. This plot may not be attributed to the "dog, blood, archives", but should be an ancient gray plot that will lose its appeal.

8. The protagonist fights a group of miscellaneous soldiers alone, but every time the miscellaneous soldiers are morally beaten one by one. The other miscellaneous soldiers waiting to be beaten are shaking behind. Seeing those shaking people, Zi Xing wants to shoot them with a spatula (to put the scene to this extent, the supporting role is so clumsy, no wonder he can only be a supporting role in his whole life).

9. The supporting character was murdered by someone. Before he died, he had to tell the male protagonist that the person who killed me was...yes...and then he vomited blood and closed his eyes and kicked...(Remember Nancy Ren in the Shige Diao, when he died on Taohuā Island, he wrote with his hand that the murderer was...'Yang Kang' was only two words in total, and the first four words were written in vain.)

10. Also, the bad news the protagonist of NV heard. No matter what she was holding, she would definitely fall to the ground with a "bang". If she was a fù person, she would definitely turn her eyes and faint. The person next to her immediately rushed to her: 'Mom/Madam/Aunt, how are you doing?'If it is a man, it is mostly heart disease/asthma... Formulaized, the formulaic expression makes countless actors have rules to follow, reduces the difficulty of performance, but also makes the happiness index of countless audiences plummet.

11. There is a plot where Zi Xing hates it, and often appears in martial arts dramas: a murder scene, a corpse. The real murderer has long disappeared. The male protagonist usually chooses to appear alone at this time. When he sees the corpse, the body immediately turns into a grief. Then, note that Zi Xing's most incomprehensible action appears - no matter how wise the male protagonist is, he will definitely hold (or touch, mo, pull... choose the above actions) the murderous knife on the corpse. At this moment, the supporting characters will suddenly rush in and witness the standard murderous posture of the male protagonist holding the murderous sword, exclaiming: You actually killed xxx. Below you can enjoy the scene where the male protagonist is wronged as a little cabbage by everyone~~~

12. The male protagonist hugged him and the nv match. When the nv master saw him running wildly, the male protagonist chased him and explained that the nv didn't believe him. The man raised his hand and sweared: If I said half of the false sentence, then... the nv master must be sure, put a finger on the man's mouth and said, "Don't, I believe, I believe... Whenever I see this scene, I want to die - it's so disgusting.

13 A deep valley, the big book of the valley mouth: "Those who enter the valley die" and then a row of white bones, but those who enter will not die. The effect is probably the same as a line of large words painted on the walls of some more biased public places: "The person who takes out the garbage here dies. The home (or "The person who takes out the garbage here is not a small jj).

14. In "The Prince Turns into a Frog", the 1-S.B robber must kiss the male pig before he can release the second pig. As a result, the nv pig was shy and reluctant and full of expectations. At this time, the male pig's mouth was pasted on the nv pig's mouth. The robber next to him was still shouting enthusiastically... Is there such a 2-S.Boy? If you want to be a "moon elder" robber, you are indeed not a "competent robber".

15. Both of them lost their feet and rolled down from the hillside. They looked at each other again, close-up, slow motion, shy... They usually rolled in the grass, snow, or in the desert... As they rolled, the male NV master felt... gasped, stared at each other... the air was ambiguous... Then... the camera switched... (This, even the famous old trickster was not immune, and he was so old-fashioned in his movie).

16. a: When the descendants of loyal or heroics (usually children) are fleeing, they will always be rescued no matter where they escape, and the person who saves them knows his family affairs. The end of saving people is not a good end. b: The nunnery in the temple is usually a place where male nv. pig feet have a relationship. c: The abbot usually has a good vision to find that a bad young man will become a great man. d: The rich and handsome senior executive of a company usually meets Nv pig feet for the first time

NV Pig Feet doesn't know that he is a senior executive of the company. e: There is always someone who secretly helps the male NV protagonist, and the male NV protagonist can never find who it is. f: The boss of a strong company, the nv son, wants to marry a subordinate who doesn't love her life (the way to write "nv frequency" is not to be outdone, and it is even more outrageous: from the emperor to the minister to the prince to the rich businessman, everyone goes to the nv protagonist who can't tell where he is outstanding).

17. An enemy came and a group of people ran away together. At this time, the gentle, petite and beautiful nv protagonist began to say: Oh, my piano (or silver hairpin, or little white rabbit, or something), my piano (or silver hairpin, or little white rabbit, or something), what should I do if Brother xx? At this time, Brother xx will definitely look at the nv pig with a firm look and say don't worry, I'll help you get it back... Then the brother risked his life to find the piano (or silver hairpin, or little white rabbit, or something).

18. Whenever someone in the play wants to start reveling the news (the content of the leak is nothing more than a mystery of his life experience, killing his father's enemy, or something like that, in short, it is amazing inside story), the room's Mén is always unrelated, and there must be someone who can eavesdrop on the side of the Mén. This "eavesdropper" is not a villain, a rat and snake, or the person involved in the incident that should be revelated. It often brings a heavy blow to people, which directly causes the person to cover his face and cry or be stunned, and then a spoon or something in his hand falls to the ground~~ This trick is suitable for modern dramas~~

19. Swords are not used to cut people. If you swing them, either bursts on the ground or suddenly a giant * will rise on the lake, which is much more useful than modern submachine guns. When a master faces off, the two will inevitably face each other. There must be a huge light ball between the palms and palms, just like the photoelectric ball I saw in the Science and Technology Museum when I was a child. Why do you think this hero is even more Einstein than Einstein?

20.nv: ‘I always treat you as my elder brother’  /Male: ‘I always treat you as my sister. ‘Every time I hear this, I want to kick this line to death. This screenwriter probably grew up eating platinum.

21. In Qiongyao's play, a man asked crazy to the people around him: "Can anyone tell me what's going on here?" Also, a certain nv and a man were 'accidentally' hugged each other, and a man's nv friend came back and hit him, and then this nv friend would usually shake his head, cry, and shout, 'This is not true, this is not true, 'Run out... (It may also be possible to slap the man and run again). The man then chased him: 'xx, listen to me if the nv didn't run far away, and the audience would also listen to her say: 'I don't want to listen, don't listen'...

Or a more popular version: a misunderstanding appears, one to the other (usually the male protagonist and nv protagonist) shouts: ‘Listen to me and explain ‘’You listen to me and say ‘The other screams: ‘I don’t listen, don’t listen, don’t listen,’ The following repeats n times…

The repetition time has been explained long ago

22. There is another common thing used in many domestic dramas: There is a saying that I don’t know whether to say it or not... It’s really nonsense, but in the end I didn’t say it all???

23.'You scream, you scream, you scream, and no one can save you.' This is the classic line of "jing. The brain-like person" in most TV series that have dramas.

24. The most fatal line - "I will retire tomorrow" (including the same type of "My wife will give birth in a few days."/"My wife is waiting for me to come home for dinner."/"I will be able to immigrate next month"... The supporting role who said these words has a 100% mortality rate. It is well deserved to be the "most fatal" line.

25. Generally, in a place similar to a mountain (very dark, lit a torch), the leader (usually) would laugh out loud, and then say very arrogantly, "Those who follow me will prosper, those who go against me will perish." Then all the believers (who wears strange clothes and are blurred) will hold up the things in their hands together and shout: "Those who follow me will prosper, and those who go against me will perish." It is said that those who like to shout "slogans" are mostly "shorts" in their actions.

26. There is a scene - often the patient is sent to emergency. Then many families will see the doctor calling: Doctor, I beg you, I will definitely save him... The doctor waved his hand from afar: We have done it. (Alas, the hospital is one of the most prone places to cause disputes. If the emergency surgery accompanied by the family will definitely ask the family to sign the surgical consent form first. If there is a scene of begging the doctor, it is impossible to chase him to the operating room and shout...)

27. A martial arts or costume drama, when the last episode is about to end, the bad guy is heartless, and a hidden arrow or dagger stabs... nv protagonist: 'Little...heart............' At the same time, the light rushed over to block the male protagonist's face... the male protagonist cried loudly: 'XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

28.    NV's flying head blocked the man's body and knelt down: Dad/Master, if you want to kill him, kill me first (you can also add that, I am already his person, I have his bones, and I will kill me one corpse and two lives)

29. Screaming in the room, maids ran around outside the room, only to hear a scream in the room: ‘Ah~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Next was the baby's crying, ‘Wow~~~’  nǎi's mother was overjoyed: ‘The master gave birth to a wife, ‘Master: ‘Ah boy nv kid? ‘  nǎi's mother: ‘The young master gave birth to a young master’  The whole audience knelt down: ‘Congratulations to the master, congratulations to the master’ (Chinese classical dramas are the most innovative in the childbirth drama, and there is no value here).

30. If someone is sewing clothes in the camera, she will definitely be stabbed by a needle. Similarly, whenever she is depressed, she will cut vegetables, her eyes will be stiff when she cut vegetables, and whenever she is stiff, she will cut her fingers...

31. Every time I wake up from a dusk, I shout: Water~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ No wonder it is said that water is the source of life

32. If someone has a white cloth when he coughs, he will definitely take a look after it after coughing. Wow, a pool of blood, and then this person will die.

33. The union of male nv pig's feet is blocked by parents: 1  The grudges of the previous generation. Most of the enemies killed their father. 2  One of the mothers and the other father had a relationship and were abandoned. In the grudge. 3  They are half-brothers, or half-brothers...

34. A certain TV series - gg woke up and someone told him that mm was disfigured to save him. So gg went to the mountain and found mm with a thin white veil. gg wanted to look at mm's face. mm refused, saying that he had become ugly and wanted to leave. gg. gg said that he would never change his mind. gg said that he would not see his ugly appearance... The two of them twisted and talked for a long time. gg suddenly reached out and poked his eyes blind, saying that he couldn't see it now, so he didn't have to leave me. (This cold) This mm just knew medical skills very well, so he cured gg's eyes. Anyway, the next shot was that she took off the gauze from gg's eyes and saw his eyes.

Then, the dialogue that made Zixing collapse the most appeared - mm took off the veil and said, "In fact, my face was not disfigured, but my master asked me to try you, are you sincere to me?"

The audience thought gg was going to be tough on the spot, but unexpectedly gg actually hugged mm affectionately: 'You believe I am sincere to you now'
Chapter completed!