Chapter 323 You have athlete's foot
The standard for men to measure women actually changes over time.
When I was in my teenage years, my breasts were in my twenties, my figures were in my thirties, and when I was in my forties, I went back and continued to look at my face. Because according to incomplete statistics, every uncle has an eternal heart to love loli in his heart.
In addition, there is another standard that is very important for men of every age, that is, whether they can cook.
This is an era of competition. Being able to cook can greatly increase the chances of women finding a better boyfriend. Of course, if they are beautiful to a certain extent, they still have to be able to cook. If they are beautiful to a certain extent and are rich, then this one can be completely ignored.
Taeyeon and Tiffany are examples of being beautiful and rich, so they are quite willful, although they will be thirty years old next year, they have not considered learning cooking. The food they make is limited to being non-toxic and don’t mention the taste. It is already very good to be able to eat it.
When you are alone, Taeyeon's dinner is either ramen or takeout, or on the way home, you will go around the East Gate, buy some snacks for wine, and have a drink on your own.
This is not frugality, but laziness. Even if she walks out of the community gate, she is too lazy to take these few steps.
But this is just when she was alone. When she was with Tiffany, she was not lazy at all. Especially after understanding her own heart, Taeyeon's care for Tiffany had reached the point where the most demanding people could not find any fault. Take dinner as long as time allows, she would take Tiffany to find a delicious and romantic restaurant for dinner. Occasionally there would be a small event, which was extremely romantic.
Looking at Tiffany's happy appearance, Taeyeon will be very happy, and then feels a little sad. Because what she does is actually what she has longed for in her heart. Tiffany may know, so she gives the most enthusiastic reaction every event. She thinks Taeyeon will be a little happier to do this, but the fact is that Taeyeon mistakenly thinks that she likes it, and there are more and more events.
There was also an event today. Taeyeon hid a ring in the dessert after meals. It was old-fashioned, but it was still romantic. The moment the ring was worn on the fingers, Tiffany's psychological defense was broken, and she could not deny the touch at that moment. On the way home, she took the initiative to kiss her with the same thoughts as Taeyeon for the first time.
The relationship between the two people is thus sublimated. Although there is no further confirmation, in each other's hearts, the other's identities have become different. From sisters, they gradually transform into lovers.
Taeyeon was very happy. So she decided to go crazy. She suddenly thought of the things she bought secretly on the Internet under a pseudonym a few days ago. Today it seemed that it would come in handy. The two of them had their hands tightly clasped with their fingers and had not let go of them. They came out of the elevator and had a few steps away. Taeyeon leaned into Tiffany's ear and said what she wanted to do tonight. Tiffany's face turned red, but hesitated for a while. She looked at the ring on her middle finger and nodded shyly.
Although she was very shy, it should be very exciting. Tiffany thought stupidly and couldn't help but feel shocked. In order to appreciate Tiffany's blushing look, Taeyeon walked backwards while talking. Suddenly she felt that she was tripped by something and couldn't stand steadily. A fart fell down. Tiffany came back to her senses and reached out to pull her, but it was too late. A scream that was not as loud as a human voice sounded in her ear, and then Taeyeon also screamed.
How could Liu Yi be here? Tiffany didn't have time to think about it, and the scene in front of her completely confused.
From her perspective, Taeyeon tripped Liu Yi's knee and fell backward uncontrollably. How could such a coincidence happen? It's not biased? Taeyeon's butt was just sitting on Liu Yi's head. Liu Yi was eating a hoof trouser in his dream. He never expected a "hoof trouser" would sit on his head. Although Taeyeon was not heavy, it was almost 100 pounds. The force of sitting down from top to bottom was no less than a brick slapping on his head. Liu Yi was awakened in an instant, and his head hit the ground was a little shaken. The scene in front of him opened his eyes was full of double shadows. Liu Yi thought he was attacked, so he subconsciously reached out to scratch. Taeyeon was panicking and trying hard to get up. Liu Yi grabbed the waist of his pants and his pants were stripped off. One-third of his snow-white butt egg was exposed, and he suddenly became dumbfounded and screamed in screaming.
Tiffany was stunned for a moment, quickly took off her clothes and threw them behind Taeyeon. Fortunately, she blocked the surveillance camera where she was standing just now, otherwise Taeyeon would be in a flash today.
Liu Yi couldn't count the number of fights he fought since he was a child. Although he was "scattered" first, he was very calm, pressed against the wall tightly, and did not give the enemy a chance to "back stab". Of course, he would not let the person who attacked the sneak attack. Although his head was still dizzy, his hands were already working. He grabbed the person who attacked the sneak attack and felt nervous in his heart. You knocked on me and I took your pants and didn't want to take advantage of me.
Just as he was about to take off his pants hard, a scream of more than 140 Bei suddenly sounded in his ear, and his right ear buzzed and could not hear anything. Although he was "sitting" concussion, he was not "sitting". When he heard that the sound was a woman, he was shocked and quickly let go.
Taeyeon was also unlucky today. She had so many jeans at home, but she wore an elastic one. Liu Yi pulled and put them on the butt egg, and the jeans hit the butt egg, causing a circle of ripples. At this time, the two shadows in front of Liu Yi happened to be gone. At a distance of more than ten centimeters, the ripples were really seen, and her eyes widened and her mouth opened. There was only one thought in her head. This person has such a white butt, but why didn't she wear underwear?
After getting rid of the clutches, Taeyeon suddenly rushed up like her butt was on fire. At the same time, she lifted her pants, and didn't look at who was on the ground. She closed her eyes tightly and kicked her. Liu Yi was so scared that she hid quickly. The first kick was dodged, and the second kick was unavoidable. She had no choice but to hug Taeyeon's feet. Taeyeon was furious and had lost the wolf. She felt that her feet were being hugged. She immediately used a "golden cicada to escape the shell" and asked Liu Yi barefoot on her face.
"Stupid hooligan, I'm going to kick you to death! Pani! Call the police! Call the police!"
"Pani?" Liu Yi, who was trying hard to resist, heard the word "Pani", immediately looked up at Taeyeon who was crazy, and said in surprise: "Kim Taeyeon! Are you crazy, why are you kicking me?"
At this time, Tiffany also rushed over, hugged Taeyeon's waist tightly, and shouted in her ear: "Taeyeon, calm down, it's Liu Yi, it's Liu Yi!"
"What Liu Yi! I don't know Liu..." Taeyeon said subconsciously, and suddenly her whole body froze. Her feet stopped five centimeters from Liu Yi's right face, like a wax figure, motionless.
"Liu Yi?" Taeyeon looked at Liu Yi carefully and said, "You are facing me, are you Liu Yi?"
Liu Yiru received a general amnesty and quickly turned her face, pointed at her nose, and said, "That's right, Liu Yi, Liu Yi, I am Liu Yi, I was the one who was wrong just now..."
Before he finished speaking, Taeyeon suddenly handed her foot forward, and Liu Yi immediately burst into bleeding from his nose and fell on his back.
Liu Yi quickly turned over and got up, but he still got a kick on his butt, and he rolled and crawled out of Taeyeon's attack range. He raised his hand and touched it, his hands were covered in blood.
Liu Yi was in tears and said, "Kim Taeyeon, I said it was a misunderstanding. What are you doing? This is, if you don't give me food, why are you kicking me!"
"What are you going to give me food or not? Get out of here and let me kick you to death!" Taeyeon was held tightly by Tiffany, struggling desperately, kicking her short legs, but she just couldn't reach it.
Liu Yi couldn't help but make a gimmick, wiped the bleeding from his face randomly, walked forward to a place that Taeyeon was just out of reach, and said proudly: "You kick? Aren't you going to kick me to death? You kick me to death quickly, I'll see how you kick..."
"I'll kick you to death!" Taeyeon was so angry that she screamed. She didn't know where she got the strength, but she actually rushed forward with Tiffany ten centimeters. Her right foot in her shoes was pushing her right foot on Liu Yi's chest, and her left foot in her shoes was kicking her forehead.
Liu Yi's nose was hit again, and his nose bleeding ran happily like a stream. He raised his neck and pointed at Taeyeon, so angry that he couldn't speak.
Seeing that Taeyeon succeeded in the attack, she immediately became proud and shouted: "Look, are you kicking me?"
"You!" The nose bleeding could not be stopped. Liu Yi felt like he was about to faint. Before he fainted, he felt that he should say something. He pointed at Taeyeon, gritted his teeth and brewed for a long time, and said childishly: "You have athlete's foot!"
"Who do you say! Who has athlete's foot?" Taeyeon was immediately furious and raised her foot and wanted to kick her again.
Liu Yi took a step back, staggered and almost fell down. The dizziness became stronger, but he gritted his teeth and endured it firmly: "You! You have athlete's foot!"
"I don't!"
"Stinky!" Liu Yi slowly fell down and shouted with his last strength: "Stinky smell! Come on! I'm going to be fainted by Kim Taeyeon's athlete's foot!"
"I'll fight with you!" Taeyeon couldn't stand it anymore, so she broke free from Tiffany's clamp and rushed to Liu Yi who was sitting on the ground. She raised her feet and was about to kick her down, but Liu Yi smiled at her, and her eyes fell to the ground.
Taeyeon couldn't kick Liu Yi anymore and felt uneasy. Tiffany just ran over at this time. The two of them held hands and squatted down slowly to check Liu Yi's condition.
"You, don't pretend to be dead, I, I don't..." Taeyeon leaned close to Liu Yi, and when she saw her face turned pale. Blood kept pouring out of Liu Yi's nose, and a large pool of accumulated on the ground had already accumulated. (To be continued...)
ps: I'm really sorry, I can only update one day today. I said I'm almost dizzy now. You definitely don't believe it. If you don't believe it, I can't hold on anymore. My nose is not ventilated, my breathing hurts, and my head seems to be about to explode... I wrote an extra chapter and wrote another chapter. I can't stand it anymore. I'll scold me...r12)
Chapter completed!