328 Meng, Dating Coupon
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When Chang'e saw Tang Sen's eyes, she knew that her behavior was correct in bringing the rabbit. With that round rabbit as a foil for herself, the beauty who scored 100 points can now break the upper limit and get 150 points! This is the reason why red flowers need green leaves to be flanked by them.
She sat on the stone in a decent manner, posing in an elegant position, picked up the mineral water that Tang Sen placed on the big stone to entertain and took a sip of it...
Tang Sen complained violently in his heart: Last time I saw me deliberately posing while drinking water, but this time it was the case again. If you pour water so blatantly, will readers unsubscribe? Give me a concise look.
"Tonight, the beautiful scenery is beautiful, the bright moon is bright, and I made an appointment with Mr. Tang by the lake. It is a great pleasure in life. Come and drink a glass first." Fairy Chang'e continued to make a fuss, but unfortunately she drank mineral water and didn't feel like drinking.
Tang Sen said helplessly: "Miss Fairy, let's talk about the serious business. I invite you to chat this time, mainly to talk about the Jade Emperor..."
"Oh? Your Majesty Jade Emperor?" Fairy Chang'e said wonderly: "Your Majesty is a good Jade Emperor. It can be said that he is the most enlightened Jade Emperor in ancient times. He has outstanding abilities, wise and decisive, upright, and has a decisive attitude to do things..."
"Oh, I'm asking you to talk about this today. I want to ask if His Majesty the Jade Emperor is married. If he hasn't gotten married yet, is there anyone he likes?" Tang Sen asked tentatively.
"Scared? Mr. Tang...you...what did you ask about this?" Fairy Chang'e's face suddenly showed a heartbroken expression: "It turns out that you fell in love with His Majesty the Jade Emperor, no wonder you ignored other people's secret send-offs."
You are secretly sending out autumn waves? It is obvious that it is a secretly sending out autumn waves! Tang Sen had no time to complain about this, so he quickly shook his hand and said, "The fairy misunderstood. I didn't like the Jade Emperor, don't guess it without authorization."
"Then ask me this?" Fairy Chang'e pouted aggrievedly: "Generally speaking, this means you like her. Otherwise, how could you care if she has someone she likes? Why don't you ask if I have someone she likes?"
Talking to a woman is really troublesome. Tang Sen said with a bitter face: "I asked this to solve a doubt or a conspiracy. Don't always understand your children's relationships, we are studying serious things."
Fairy Chang'e said unhappily: "It's useless to ask me. Your Majesty the Jade Emperor is arrogant. I am just a little fairy. I can see where she can clearly understand her true thoughts. I don't know if there are people she likes."
"Then can you ask me for inquiries? By the way, you must hide this from Taibai Jinxing, Giant Spirit God, Jiu Yao Star Official, Twenty-Eight Constellations and others. If you are on the safe side, it is best to hide it from all the great gods and immortals, just ask from the Jade Emperor's servant. You can't touch any relationships that are a little far apart, otherwise it may be exposed." Tang Sen said: "I have no other person to ask for help. The only person I can speak in the entire Heaven is the Fairy Girl, and others are very unfamiliar with."
When Chang'e heard this, her expression improved. Tang Sen of the Heavenly Court only talked to me. This is a good thing. This is still very important in his mind, with a certain degree of uniqueness. Thinking of this, a smug look flashed across her face: "Then I'll ask for help you. How do you thank me?"
Girls in the human world often say such things, and they have helped you, why do you thank me?
Tang Sen used to encounter such problems. Most of them said, "Please treat you to dinner!" This is also a common way for humans to solve their favors, but... Does Fairy Chang'e in the Moon Palace need to eat? It seems that most gods can fast, and eating should not be a great thing for her.
Tang Sen had no choice but to ask: "What do you want?"
Fairy Chang'e smiled and said, "I want ten date coupons."
Tang Sen Dahan: "What is a date ticket?"
"Well, simply put, you signed a coupon and promised a coupon. As long as I came to you with a date coupon, you have to date me once. Yes, it's like that. Tickets."
Tang Sen Khan: "Hey, is it too much for ten? I can only give you one."
"How can one do it?" Fairy Chang'e said seriously: "Do you think it's easy to find out about the Jade Emperor? I have to avoid being noticed by the great gods and immortals you mentioned. Then you can only take the fairy route, which is difficult to follow. The fairies are all stingy women, and it will cost a lot to ask them to help them a little."
"A big price?" Tang Senqi said: "How big is it? I have some property, but I don't know if it can be used."
Chang'e shook her head and said, "Is money useful for fairies? There is no chance! The price of buying them is too high, and it is impossible for me to afford it, so I can only ask you for a few more date coupons."
Tang Sen thought to himself: What magic weapons should be used to buy fairies? Thousand-year-old Ganoderma lucidum, Thousand-year-old ginseng, Thousand-year-old gourd and other things. It is indeed very expensive. The Tang coins in his hand are probably not enough, and he doesn’t know what Fairy Chang’e would use to bribe the fairies. For nothing, if she said that only gave her ten date coupons, she would take advantage of her.
Tang Sen said: "Okay, I'll give you ten date coupons. How do you do this?"
"I'm ready." Chang'e had already prepared. She reached out and snatched her hand in her pocket and took out a bunch of golden cards, with words printed on it.
"Date coupon: With this coupon, you can date a gentleman once, and you will be free."
Chang'e pointed to the brackets in the middle of the card and said, "Mr. Tang, you signed the signature in the brackets yourself, and it's done."
Tang Sen was sweating profusely, how did you come up with such a scam? Well, sign it! He took out the signing pen and wrote his name in the brackets. As soon as he signed it, he found that the card emitted a golden light. The name he signed was actually integrated on the card, forming a perfect combination, just like the one printed on it.
Fairy Chang'e said: "Even if the contract is determined, if you violate this contract, the consequences will be very serious. If you violate the laws of heaven, you will be wanted by the Heavenly Court. Therefore, the effectiveness of this coupon does not need to be doubted and is very reliable."
Tang Senhan said: "What premise was this thing invented?"
"Well! It was invented on the premise of dating." Chang'e said: "In the past, some beautiful fairies liked to use the Heavenly Soldiers to help them do things, but they just used it. They threw it away after using it, and didn't give them sweetness. To put it bluntly, they were green tea bitches... About thirty or forty years ago, a large number of green tea bitches appeared in the Heavenly Soldiers, which hurt the hearts of the Heavenly Soldiers. In order to prevent these beauties from using the men with no compensation for the bad behavior of the ladies, Taishang Laojun invented this kind of date coupon. Before helping the fairies, the Heavenly Soldiers and Heavenly Soldiers first asked the fairies to sign the date coupon before helping the fairies, so they were not afraid of them repent afterwards. So the green tea bitches were killed. Now the fairies no longer dared to use the Heavenly Soldiers and Heavenly Soldiers casually, and they had to pay a certain price to ask for things, which became everyone's consensus."
Tang Sen felt a lot of stomachache: "I said, can Laojun Taishang invent something that contributes to the world? What is the reason for inventing such a nameless coupon? Hey, then again, Fairy Chang'e, have you ever used the heavenly soldiers and generals?"
Fairy Chang'e said calmly: "Don't talk nonsense. I never use men with penis. It's too unreasonable to play with other people's feelings. Moreover, I don't need to use them. No matter what I want, Wu Gang will help me get it. I don't need to use the heavenly soldiers and generals."
Tang Sen: “…”
Hello, aren’t you using Wu Gang? What’s the difference between this and using heavenly soldiers and generals?
As if seeing through Tang Sen’s thoughts, Fairy Chang'e said seriously: "There is a difference. Even if the green tea bitches don’t like the men with hanging silk, they will not explicitly reject them. Instead, they deliberately exaggerate people’s appetite and make them a spare tire. However, I have always clearly rejected Wu Gang, because he still has to help me after he was rejected... This is definitely different from the green tea bitch."
Tang Sen's stomach hurts even more than before... Poor Wu Gang, I'm so sorry for hitting you last time. It turns out that you are such a tragic man. I should sympathize with you, and I shouldn't beat you.
Fairy Chang'e put the ten date coupons signed by Tang Sen into her pocket and said with a smile: "Okay, then we have finished our business and can start talking about some private matters. What type of girl does Mr. Tang like? Let's have a long talk and talk until dawn..."
Tang Sen just asked someone for help, and was embarrassed to send her away, so he had to accompany Chang'e to talk about things, talk about some travel experiences, or interesting things in the world. Chang'e is always in Guanghan Palace, with only a boring tree-cutting Wu Gang and a round rabbit beside her. She is actually a very lonely woman. She was very happy to hear Tang Sen talk about some interesting things in the world and giggle happily.
The time for happiness is always short. In a blink of an eye, the night is about to pass, and the moon in the sky is getting fainter and fading, and it is almost gone. Fairy Chang'e said with a bitter face: "Mr. Tang, I have to go back. The moon is almost closed. If it is later, I can't go back..."
Tang Senqi said: "Can you only come down to earth at night?"
"Well, when the moon appears at night, the Moon Palace can directly connect with the human world, so I can sneak down to the mortal world. Once it is dawn, the door between the moon and the human world will be closed. If I want to descend to the mortal world, I can only walk to the South Heaven Gate, which is not something that anyone can enter or exit." Fairy Chang'e said: "When I go back and inquire about the news, I will find a night where the moon is in the sky to see you."
"Then please!"
"Waiting for my good news!" (To be continued.)
Chapter completed!