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No. 327 Meng, Fairy Chang'e and Jade Rabbit

Updated at 8:00 pm—

Sun Wukong went back to the camp.

Tang Sen walked out of the magic circle and looked at each other with Sister Guanyin.

"This Sun Wukong feels true." Tang Sen touched his chin and made a deep thought: "Could it be that the one pressing down at the Five Fingers Mountain is fake?"

"No, both of them seem to be true." Sister Guanyin said.

"Okay, actually I think both are true." Tang Sen temporarily put aside this question and looked at Sister Guanyin with deep eyes: "Hey, it turns out that you also liked Jin Chanzi 5 years ago."

"What? Can't I have ever had a man I like?" Sister Guanyin looked at Tang Sen with interest: "Yoyo, may you be jealous?"

"Damn it, that's the jealous." Tang Sen said this, but he felt uncomfortable. He had been with Guanyin for a long time. He slowly established a certain friendship with this woman, and even more on top of friendship. When he encountered difficulties, he called out a Doctor Cat, called out his sister Guanyin, said something to cheat, and solved one by one... This relationship had a faint sense of stability, as if he could continue like this forever.

Now that I heard that the man she once liked even pursued that man for several lifetimes, I felt uncomfortable in my heart. Maybe, this is really jealous.

Tang Sen secretly scolded himself for being possessive. This woman is obviously not her girlfriend, so she has no right to be jealous.

Sister Guanyin sat on a stone casually, crossed her legs, and moved very casually. The skirt raised her skirt and exposed a piece of snow-white thigh. She didn't care. She didn't care even if she was naked, and said to Tang Sen seriously: "Now I care about only one problem."

When Tang Sen heard that he was about to talk about serious matters, his expression became serious: "Well, I have something to care about. See if we think the same."

Sister Guanyin smiled and said, "Then let me talk first. What I care about is whether the sun is big today, and will my skin be tanned when I go to the lake to swim."

Tang Sen almost fell to the ground, so I'm sorry. Can you not show such serious expressions when saying such words? Well, I'm really stupid about the expression of this black-bellied woman. She deliberately wanted to slander people, so she would say such unreliable words with a serious attitude. Tang Sen had to say his thoughts seriously: "Actually, what I care about is that Sun Wukong said that the current Jade Emperor likes me, but the gods such as Taibai Jinxing, the Giant Spirit God, the Nine-Yang Star Official, the Twenty-Eight Constellations have always wanted to kill me... From this point of view, Jade Emperor and Taibai Jinxing are obviously not standing on the side. What's going on?"

Sister Guanyin showed a mysterious smile on her face: "With your intelligence, I can guess such things without asking me, right?"

Tang Sen spread his hands. Indeed, he had a guess in his mind that he didn't want to say anything to others at all, but he didn't know why. He wanted to discuss with Sister Guanyin. Maybe... he wanted to talk to her for a few more days. This discovery made him feel a little weird. Damn, this guy is not a ouli girl, why do I always want to spend more time with her? It's so irritating.

"Okay, I was wrong to discuss serious things with you." Tang Sen said with a wry smile: "I'll investigate myself."

To investigate this matter, starting from the most fundamental point, the first thing is to find out whether the Jade Emperor really likes him, because Tang Sen actually lacks the concept of the Jade Emperor. During the Golden Horn and Silver Horn incident, he met the Jade Emperor and talked a few words, but he did not go deeper. He met the Jade Emperor again in Heishui River, but he didn't even say a few words. He had seen the Jade Emperor twice, and he was covered in his face. He also deliberately spoke in his throat, so he had no chance to understand in depth. If you say that the Jade Emperor fell in love with him because of these two meetings, it felt very unreal.

He still has doubts about whether the Jade Emperor likes him. If Sun Wukong made a mistake, the Jade Emperor actually doesn't like him. It would be reasonable to say that Tai Bai Jinxing wanted to kill him.

After all, it is very difficult to figure out this matter. It is so difficult for a woman to like a certain man in her heart. Which man in this world dares to say that he understands a woman? However, the whole performance of a man when he is secretly in love with a certain woman is easier to see.

Tang Sen knew that it was useless to think about this kind of thing, so it was the easiest way to find someone to ask. He took out his cell phone, found a phone number that he hadn't dialed for a long time, and called it.

"Dou...dou...dou..."

After thinking about the phone for three times, a stern and hoarse man's voice rang from the other side of his phone, which was Wu Gang's voice: "Damn, Tang Sen, why did you call Fairy Chang'e? I'm sorry, I won't allow you to hook up with my fairy... Get out quickly, the farther you roll, the better..."

As soon as he said this, Fairy Chang'e's voice rang out from the other side of the phone: "Hey, Wu Gang, did you answer the phone when I was not careful? Damn, don't you, a person, respect other people's privacy? Even rushing to answer the phone, it's crazy. Get out of Guanghan Palace quickly..."

Wu Gang's heartbreaking voice came from the other side of the phone, and then the sound of him crying and running away. Then, Fairy Chang'e's heavenly voice rang out on the other side of the phone again: "Ah, was it Mr. Tang Sen's call? It's so rare, so happy... I just put my phone on the windowsill, and I was rushed to answer the phone without paying attention. I've driven him away. Don't get me wrong, that guy and I are just neighbors and have nothing to do with it."

Tang Sen sweated awkwardly.

"What's the point of Mr. Tang asking me for help? Do you want to watch me dance? I've made up a new dance recently and I can dance it for you."

Tang Sen Khan, I want to watch you dance. I don’t like watching you who likes dancing. But I can’t say this. He still asks Yu Chang’e, so he has to say, “That’s right. I have some doubts about the Heavenly Court. I want to ask Fairy Chang’e.”

"So that's it. Then I'll come down to the earth to talk to you tonight." Fairy Chang'e laughed and said, "I'm just free tonight."

Tang Sen Khan: "Just say it on your phone. I heard that you were punished and confined to the heaven after chatting with me last time. Isn't it very dangerous for you to come down to meet me again?"

"It's okay. Last time you were still a wanted criminal. I deserved to be confined when chatting with the wanted criminal. But now His Majesty the Jade Emperor has lifted the wanted order for you. You are an ordinary person. There will be no problem for me to chat with an ordinary person." Fairy Chang'e said with confidence: "I will come to see you on time tonight. Do you want me to bring a bottle of fine wine from Guanghan Palace? If you have fine wine to cheer up, the beauty will make an appointment. Mr. Tang is happy?"

I'm so happy! Tang Sen was sweating profusely: This woman took the initiative to ask for a drink with a man in the middle of the night. What's the point of making a move? Damn, I'm going to ask you for serious things, don't make a fuss about me.

"By the way, Mr. Tang, my pet Jade Rabbit has eaten a lot recently, and she exercises too little, and she is a little fat. I will also take her down to the world and let her exercise more and lose weight. Don't you mind bringing more rabbits, right?"

"Why should I mind a rabbit?" Tang Sendaqi: "If you want to bring it, just bring it. By the way, I like small animals too. Jade rabbit is also considered a small animal. It's good to bring it to make fun."

Fairy Chang'e smiled and said, "Then let's just say that."—

That night, after it got dark, the lake was quiet. The two Sun Wukong fought for another day. They were tired of fighting and were sleeping in the tent.

Tang Sen set up a big stone by the lake as a table, two small stones as stools, then placed some snacks such as potato chips and a few bottles of drinks, which was considered as the etiquette of entertaining guests, and then looked up at the sky.

At the third update, the moon was particularly round, and a black dot suddenly appeared in the moon shadow. Then the black dot slowly grew bigger and turned into a graceful figure, slowly falling down. Oh, no, there was more than one figure, behind the graceful figure, a round figure was followed, I don’t know what it was.

Before Tang Sen could figure out the situation, the two figures fell in front of Tang Sen. The long-lost Fairy Chang'e was in front of him. The round figure standing behind him was a little fat girl, very fat, round and round, and it looked like she didn't even have a horn, all round.

Tang Sen said: "Good evening, Fairy Chang'e, who is the girl behind?"

"Didn't you tell me? This is my pet rabbit, Jade rabbit spirit." Fairy Chang'e introduced enthusiastically: "I am my pet, good friend and personal maid. When I get married in the future, she will marry her to become a maid."

Tang Sen suddenly wiped his sweat, Oh my God, Fairy Chang'e girl, it would be very easy if you want to get married alone. After all, a woman as beautiful as you likes you, will be liked by men everywhere you go. However, if you even have such a maid like this, then no one will dare to marry you. The maid of a maid is basically a concubine. Which man dares to marry such a round concubine? Damn it is not daring to open his eyes when he returns to the bedroom, and he will be scared to death.

The round jade rabbit spirit looked at Tang Sen with eager eyes. She thought to herself: This is the man her master likes. She really looks so handsome. It would be so happy if she marrys him with her master.

As I looked, the rabbit's saliva flowed down, dripping down along its round chin.

Tang Sen was so furrowed by her eyes that she was looking at her. Damn... I couldn't afford to hurt. He quickly said, "Miss Jade Rabbit Spirit, I heard that you went out with Fairy Chang'e this time to exercise to lose weight. You might as well go to lose weight quickly! Come on! Gangba! Don't relax."

"Okay, then I'll run around the lake for ten laps, you guys will chat first." The round jade rabbit spirit ran out in small steps, and ran around the wasteland lake. Every step was so shaking that the earth was shaking. The fat meat... tsk... Tang Sen almost got drunk.

Looking back at Chang'e, I suddenly realized that she was so beautiful today!
Chapter completed!
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