No. 240 Meng, don't guess the mind of Yangli Daxian
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"This is impossible...this is impossible!" Lu Li Daxian jumped two feet high: "You must have made an appointment to punish me. This doesn't count, this definitely doesn't count. ∈◆,"
"This female reporter is obviously the one you chose, why did you say we made an appointment to mess with you?" Tang Sen spread his hands: "Otherwise, let's change a partner this time, well... In order to avoid you saying that I'm cheating, let's use Yangli Daxian as the target."
The Great Immortal Lu Li was overjoyed and thought to myself: Use the Great Immortal Yang Li as the target? Then you are not losing? Hahaha, the third sister will definitely help me.
Lu Li Daxian said quickly: "Okay, I will compare again. This time I will use the third sister to guess the thoughts. This time I must admit my gambling and accept the loss. I can't ask for a comparison again."
"Okay, this is what you said yourself. Don't always ask for a rematch. That would be too unfair and waste our time." Tang Sen said frankly: "Call your third sister here."
The Great Immortal Yang Li walked over proudly and stood in front of the Great Immortal Lu Li and Tang Sen. She thought to herself: I will never lose this game, right? I will tell my second sister with a wink, and then I will tell my second sister what I am thinking. Humph, just Tang Sen, you will definitely lose this time.
At this time, Lu Li Daxian had already walked to the front of Yang Li Daxian. The two of them had their eyes intersected. Lu Li Daxian began to pretend to do it and use the mind reading technique. Yang Li Daxian thought in his heart: I will definitely win this time, and I will definitely win. Thinking of this, she quietly wins the Lu Li Daxian, and her hand hanging on her waist quietly made a victory V-shaped gesture.
Lu Li Daxian suddenly understood and thought to himself: Hehe, I understand.
After she finished watching, she stepped aside. At this time, it was Tang Sen's turn to look at it. Tang Sen walked to the Great Immortal Yang Li and looked at her face seriously.
Tang Sen doesn't know any spells like mind reading. In fact, even if he can, he doesn't use them, because using spells to peek at other people's hearts is a very immoral thing. He just judges what she is thinking through the other party's movements, eyes and expressions as much as possible.
Just as Tang Sen was looking at Yang Li Daxian, she was also looking at Tang Sen seriously. When she was far away, she felt that Tang Sen was very handsome. When she was close, she could see his flying eyebrows. With soft eyes, slightly bent lips, and a confident smile... For some reason, Yang Li Daxian was actually panicked and did not dare to look at Tang Sen. The little deer in her heart froze, her head lowered, and rubbed the corners of her clothes with her hands.
Tang Sen smiled and said, "Okay, I can see clearly what she is thinking."
The reporters and referees next to him quickly said, "Okay, the players on both sides have finished reading. Now ask the immortal Yang Li to write what you are thinking on paper."
Yang Li Daxian blushed and lifted up his pen, quickly wrote a few words on the paper, then folded the paper and handed it to the reporters.
Lu Li Daxian thought to himself: Hum, it's a waste of time. I have made an appointment with my third sister. Tang Sen is sure to lose in this match, hahahaha. She walked to the reporters with a swagger and said aloud: "I'll guess first. What my third sister just thought to herself was 'We will win this time, hahahahaha'."
The reporters immediately sweated: "What I think of? Isn't it too much?"
The immortal Lu Li snorted, "It's not at all. My third sister was thinking about this just now. If you don't believe it, you can look at the answer."
At this time, Tang Sen also said aloud: "No, the Great Immortal Yang Li was not thinking about this just now."
Lu Li Daxian snorted in her heart: Fool, this is what my third sister and I have agreed with our eyes and secret code. You are not losing this time? She was disdainful, but she deliberately pretended to be humble and asked for advice: "Then Mr. Tang Sen, what is my third sister thinking?"
Tang Sen said seriously: "Although I feel a little embarrassed to say it, you are going to call me narcissistic again. But what she just thought was: Tang Sen is so handsome, I want to give birth to him."
"Puchi!" The onlookers vomited blood and fell to the ground. Damn, is it so exaggerated? Did you guess the female reporter just now guessed the answer, and now it's coming again?
After hearing this, Lu Li Daxian was stunned and suddenly covered her stomach and laughed: "Hahahaha. It's so funny. You are really narcissistic. You dare to guess such an answer. Hahahaha, our Taoist Party has been tormented by you again and again. As a member of the Taoist Party, I don't know how much I hate you. You dare to guess that she wants to give birth to you? Are you crazy? Yoyoyo!"
Tang Sen tilted his head and thought for a while, adding: "Well, no, I guessed a little wrong just now."
"Oh? You know you're wrong, too?" Lu Li Daxian covered her stomach and laughed: "Let's do this, I'll be generous and give you a chance to correct your mistakes. You guess again."
The reporters finally stopped vomiting blood after hearing this, got up from the ground, and said to the camera: "It turns out that Tang Sen knew that he had guessed wrongly. He was really scared to death just now. Such an outrageous answer is indeed impossible. So, let's hear what Tang Sen plans to guess again?"
In front of countless cameras, Tang Sen said seriously: "Then I will correct it a little bit. What she thought was: 'Tang Sen is so handsome, I want to give him a baby'. I forgot to add her catchphrase to the answer I guess just now."
"Puchi!" The reporters vomited blood again, and the audience in front of the TV also fell to the ground.
The two immortal Lu Li and the immortal Hu Li were so happy that they couldn't straighten their waists. This man was crazy, he was absolutely crazy.
"Okay, let's announce the correct answer now." The female reporter from Chechi TV picked up the paper with the answers written by the answers, and countless cameras stretched over, facing the answers at close range, and countless people stretched their necks to wait for viewing.
The female reporter spread the folded paper with her trembling hands and read aloud: "What Yang Li Daxian just thought was: Tang Sen is so handsome, I want to give birth to a baby for him."
"Coax!" The newsmakers around him fell to the ground.
"Coax!" The audience friend in front of the TV also fell to the ground.
"Ouch!" The Great Immortal Huli and the Great Immortal Lu Li also fell to the ground together.
The scene became strangely quiet. At this moment, no one spoke in the entire Chechi Kingdom because no one could speak. Everyone was shocked by the answer and fell into the suffocating Sparta.
"Impossible! This is absolutely impossible!" After a while, Lu Li Daxian screamed: "San Sister, what you wrote is not this answer, right? Did the reporters lose your answer?"
Yang Li Daxian squashed the corners of her clothes with both hands and said shyly: "Second sister, I'm sorry, that's the answer I wrote."
"Impossible, why did you write such an answer? We didn't make an appointment... cough..." Lu Li Daxian stopped talking quickly.
Yang Li Daxian pouted and said, "Second sister, I do want to write down the answer I agreed with you on paper, but... at the moment when I was about to finish writing, I suddenly realized that you should be honest and face your feelings directly. If you like, you should say it boldly. Even if you fail to confess, you should confess, otherwise you will regret it for life after missing the good marriage."
Lu Li Daxian Khan: "Hey, third sister, why don't I understand what you are saying?"
Yang Li Daxian said shyly: "Simply put, oh...I like Tang Sen." She turned to Tang Sen and said: "That... can I be your girlfriend?"
"My God!" The reporters next to him could no longer bear it. Many people fell to the ground, cramped constantly, and people foamed at the mouth, and were carried into the hospital. The scene was in chaos.
The Great Immortal Huli and the Great Immortal Lu Li no longer know what to say, the anti-bone cub, the ungrateful wolf, seeing the handsome guy, even the sister doesn't want her, the sister who is in charge of the verdict, will she run away with Xiaobaiyan. Oh my God, who will punish this crazy sister?
The reporters who were still strong and did not fall were obedient to their posts and shouted to the camera: "My friends, now the turn of things is going on, and a shocking reversal suddenly appeared on the presidential election. Yang Li Daxian suddenly confessed to Tang Sen. In front of our national audience, is there a shocking love affair that is cross-party and cross-faith? Just like Romeo and Juliet, like Liang Shanbo and Zhu Yingtai... Oh my God, will Tang Sen agree to her confession? Please wait and see!"
I saw Tang Sen face Yangli Daxian and said seriously: "Sorry, I only like home girls. You are a good person, so let's be friends."
"Puchi!" Countless people vomited blood, squirted tea, and fell to the ground.
"Good guy card!"
"A good guy card that shocks the world!"
"In front of the national audience, Tang Sen sent a good person card to Yangli Daxian!"
"Ahhhh, everyone see, Tang Sen's approval rating suddenly skyrocketed. Why? Oh, it turns out that many otakus girls were too lazy to vote for their sacred votes before, but after they heard Tang Sen's words 'Only like otakus girls', even those who were too lazy to even move their fingers finally became diligent and voted for their sacred votes!"
"Look, Yang Li Daxian was crying. Oh, she ran away while crying!"
"That's the legendary 'tear run'!"
Lu Li Daxian leaned forward on the ground with a standard frustrated body: "Okay, I lost. Not only did I lose the competition, but I also output the third sister. I am convinced. I will find a rope to hang it now..."
The Great Immortal Huli hugged the Great Immortal Lu Li shook her hard: "Second sister, second sister, you have to cheer up a little, we can make a comeback, the Meow who has not completely lost... cheer up..."
"I lost, I lost completely..." Lu Li Daxian held his head with his hands, looking very much like an ostrich burying his head in the ground: "I can no longer fight..."
The Great Immortal of Tiger Power clenched his fist: "Okay, my elder sister will meet him again, let him see my elder sister's ultimate killing skill." (To be continued.)
Chapter completed!