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No. 239 Meng, Tang Sen is so handsome

Updated at 8 p.m.

The Great Immortal of Tiger Power was almost crying. Tang Sen was really powerful. He sat there for a whole day and a night. What kind of sitting skills is this? It's simply terrifying! In comparison, the Great Immortal of Tiger Power was almost unable to hold on...

Having said that, why do people who are currently recharged are not as good as those who are otaku? This has to start with the definition of recharge.

Xianquan: a noun refers to people who do not touch the two-dimensional world but live a fulfilling life in the real world. The full name is "a life winner with a fulfilling real life". Xianquan can also be translated as "a person who loves the three-dimensional world". Stay away from the two-dimensional world as much as possible, embrace the three-dimensional world, and make your real life abundant.

Generally speaking, creatures like to exercise, travel, socialize, walk, and run around. How can a person like this have strong sitting skills? Putting a stock at home and not allowing him to go out. In a few hours, he will die due to lack of life energy and will not survive.

The situation of otaku is the opposite. If a otaku is thrown out of the door, force him to walk in the sun, sing and dancing, go shopping with others, in less than a few hours, otaku will die due to exhaustion of energy for life.

It is simply a fool to use meditation to defeat Tang Sen with a home-based move!

Of course, this is mainly because Tang Sen is too handsome. Anyone who sees Tang Sen at first glance will think that he is a real charge, but he doesn't know that Tang Sen is still hiding a home-based soul under the real charge...

"Ahhhhh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no

"Tsk, I gave up so quickly. I haven't shown half of my strength yet." Tang Sen sat there and still kept silent, humming: "I am replaying the cartoon in my mind, and then I replaying "Dragon Ball" to episode 151. There are also "Dragon Ball Z", "Dragon Ball GT", "Dragon Ball Z Theater Edition", etc., and there are more than 200 episodes that have not been finished. After the replay, I plan to go through "One Piece" in my mind again, with a total of more than 600 episodes, and I'm expected to sit for a few more days."

For the zombie, watching hundreds of episodes of super long cartoons in one go. It’s really a piece of cake to sit on for a few days and nights. It’s just a big immortal who is a tiger power, and it’s like a dead person.

"Ahhhhhhhhhhh!" The tiger-powered immortal fell to the ground with a thud: "It's completely impossible to defeat the meow..."

The reporters of the TV station suddenly burst out: "Wow, the tiger's great immortal lost again! Hurry up, live broadcast nationwide."

Facing the camera, the female reporter smiled and said, "Just just now, the meditation competition finally decided the winner. This time the winner is still a lord. Let's take a look at the approval rating. Huh? The approval rating has not changed at all... Well, we also know that this competition is extremely boring and has no necessary connection with being a president. We have not grasped the key points at all, so it is natural that there is no change in the approval rating."

Yang Li Daxian helped the eldest sister up and whispered: "It's not good. I didn't expect this man to be an otaku. We're so stupid. Fortunately, losing this competition will not affect the support rate. There's no big problem."

"I can't ask you a big ghost." Lu Li Daxian came over and said, "That means that even if we win, it will be useless. Why do we have to compete with him in meditation? If we lose a game without any benefits after winning, it's too embarrassing."

The corners of the tiger's great immortal's eyes twitched, speechless.

Lu Li Daxian asked again: "What should I do? Is there any good way to defeat the otaku?"

"Yes!" said Yang Li Daxian: "Do you know? Most otaku have a fatal disadvantage, that is, they stay at home every day and cannot contact the opposite sex. otaku, as long as they come up with questions related to the opposite sex, they can get the otaku to be defeated."

Lu Li Daxian clapped his hands: "I have heard of this. Nine out of ten otaku are single, and I have no idea about girls."

"Mihahahahahahahaha. I have a plan. We will compare girls' thoughts with him. He will definitely not beat us." Yang Li Daxian said: "Second sister, you will fight this time, you can kill him."

The immortal Lu Li tidi tidi tidied up his Taoist robe, straightened the deer antler jewelry on his head, walked out swaggeringly, and stood in front of Tang Sen: "I want to compete with you too."

"What are you going to compete again?" Tang Sen had already started to lose his can. Well, you have to compete with some unfair people, so let's compete. Let's see if you are cowardly or not.

Lu Li Daxian said seriously: "A person who is a president should be good at observing words and expressions, speaking people when he sees people, talking to ghosts, and being good at guessing other people's thoughts and guessing what others think. This is a qualified politician. Therefore, I want to compete with you to understand people's hearts."

Tang Sen nodded: "This competition seems to be a little more reliable, and it is much more serious than meditation."

The immortal Lu Li suddenly changed his mind and said, "So, we are more careful than trying to figure out what a girl is thinking."

"I'm dizzy, why are you trying to figure out the girl's heart? It's usually men who fight against politicians."

"You are biased against men and women. Now there are many female politicians..."

Tang Sen: “…”

Lu Li Daxian pointed to the female reporter of Chechi TV next to her: "Let's first figure out what she thinks."

The female reporter was very beautiful, and she had been very active just now, but now she was suddenly pushed to the forefront. The cameras of other TV stations were aimed at her, and even her own camera gave her a close-up.

The female reporter knelt: "What are you going to do?"

Lu Li Daxian said: "We two guess what you are thinking separately. You write the correct answer on paper. Finally, we both express our guesses and then take out the standard answer paper you wrote to compare, and you will know who won."

The female reporter thought to herself: This is a good competition. If you use me as the protagonist, the ratings of our TV station will definitely skyrocket. Moreover, because I am on camera, my anchor's reputation will also increase and I will become a well-known reporter. Hahaha, it's great, this can be done.

The female reporter quickly said, "Okay, I will cooperate with you well."

Lu Li Daxian and Tang Sen walked up to her together. Both of them looked at the female reporter seriously and used her eyes, movements and expressions to figure out her inner world.

The female reporter looked at Lu Li Daxian, then looked at Tang Sen, and suddenly her face turned slightly red and she lowered her head.

The immortal Lu Li laughed and said, "I can see that, I will say what she thinks in her heart now."

Tang Sen also smiled and said, "I can see it too."

The female reporter quickly wrote down what she was thinking about on paper. To be fair, she folded the answer sheet and handed it over to several reporters next to her, who would jointly keep it and monitor it to prevent anyone from cheating.

Lu Li Daxian thought to himself: It is better to start first, I will tell you what I saw first. If Tang Sen also saw it, he would also say it after me, and it would not feel as good as I said.

The immortal Lu Li began to recite a spell, and his eyes shot out strange golden light, staring at the female reporter. She used a relatively low-level mind reading technique, which was not very effective, and was almost useless for people with higher cultivation than her. However, it was very effective against mortals like female reporters. Soon, she saw what the female reporter was thinking, and said: "What this female reporter just now was: This is a good competition. If you use me as the protagonist, the ratings of our TV station will definitely skyrocket. And because I came out of the mirror, my anchor's reputation will also increase and you will become a well-known reporter. Hahaha, that's great, you can do this."

As soon as this guess came out, the reporters were in an uproar. Everyone didn't say it, but they were thinking in their hearts: This guess is probably the one that hit. Ninety percent of the female reporter was thinking about this. If we were in her situation just now, we would also think like this. This Lu Li Daxian is so powerful, and his level of guessing people's minds is really awesome.

Everyone couldn't help looking at Tang Sen, with sympathy in their eyes: You Wan Luo, even if you guess the same answer, but if you guessed it better than Lu Li, you would lose one head.

But Tang Sen had a confident smile on his face and said aloud: "Lu Li Daxian, you were wrong..."

"What? You said I was wrong? This is impossible." Lu Li Daxian was also very confident.

Tang Sen shook his head and said, "Actually, what you guessed is her thoughts a few minutes ago, but when we looked at her very close place in front of her, all her thoughts disappeared... At that time, she could only think of one thing in her mind."

Everyone couldn't help but wonder: "What are she thinking?"

Tang Sen said seriously and extremely serious: "What she thought at the time was: Tang Sen is so handsome, I want to give birth to him."

"Puchi!" The reporters vomited blood and fell to the ground.

Lu Li Daxian also sweated: "Hey, you are not as narcissistic as you are in a human being. You can't guess this too outrageously, it's impossible to win."

Tang Sen smiled and said, "Did you guess it? Just look at the standard answer?"

"Yes, look at the answer!" The reporters quickly turned on the answer paper that had been kept just now, and countless cameras reached over, aimed at the answer paper at close range, and asked audiences across the country to notarize to see what the answer was...

I saw that the paper was written in pretty font: "Tang Sen is so handsome, I want to give birth to him."

"Puchi!" Countless audience members in front of motors across the country vomited blood and fell to the ground.

The Buddhist Party, the Tao Party, and even the members of the Otaku Party were shocked... Damn, is this OK?
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