Chapter 243: Symphony of Hardship(1/2)
Chapter 243 Symphony of bitterness
Zhan Lu's voice was very light, but everyone in the room heard it, which made people feel abrupt. After all, Zhan Lu did not participate in any topic from beginning to end, from talking about politics to talking about women. But now, suddenly, she interrupted, and what she said at one time actually turned five times more.
How can this not surprise me!
Xihe turned his head and looked at Zhan Lu, looked at him for a long time, squinted his eyes: "Are you?"
"She is Zhanlu." Li Guo helped Zhanlu answer this question.
But before he could think of it, Xihe's miserable suddenly turned his face and roared at Li Guo: "I didn't ask you! Who are you old?"
The chain reaction of this roar was that Xihe was rushed up by Mo Chou and slapped him. With a crisp snap, he directly hit Xihe's face without physical strength, and his voice was loud.
Everyone in the room was shocked, especially the Giant Haidunshan who was drinking beer and watching the fun while watching the fun. He even stared at two pairs of bull eyes and looked at Mo Choujun who had hit the person and his expression had not changed at all before he hit him...
Xihe blinked his eyes, looking at a loss. She was not prepared for her to be beaten by a little girl, and her mind was blank. Apart from her bitter expression, she did not react at all, but just looked at Mochou foolishly.
"My husband." Mo Chou held Li Guo's neck: "Do you know how to deal with such ignorant women? You have to let them know the dangers in this world. It seems that the young master was spoiling her very much."
"Little nymph!" Xihe finally reacted, stood up and rushed towards Mochou: "Let you see how powerful my aunt is."
But as soon as he finished speaking, a green light flashed in Mochou's sword fairy. He was unsheathed and sat next to Mochou with a cold face. He smiled faintly at Xihe who was rushing towards Mochou: "You have not changed your temper. You might as well look down on your face. You are both Gemini Swords, and the difference in temperament is too big."
When Xihe saw that she was unsheathed, she suddenly staggered, and then her face turned to the elder. She felt a little horror in her miserable expression. She pointed to her unsheathed fingers and trembled: "You...you...forget...forget...forget...forget Bridge!"
Li Guo suddenly remembered that the desolate Zhijian once said that he had killed Qionghua sect alone, and just a sword made the whole of Qionghua sect mess. Although the desolate Zhijian did not explain clearly, Li Guo didn't know, but it seemed that the reputation of the desolate sword was spread out. Even the treasures of Xihe, such as the sect, were trembling. After so many years, you can imagine how popular this desolate sister was back then... Compared with her, the Touzi Jing was weak, and she could only be regarded as a naughty girl next door.
Mochou squirted his lips, looking at Xihe with a smile, and a gloating expression gushed out: "Why, do you still want to beat Mochou?"
Xihe took two steps back and pointed out and said, "She is Wangchuan Bridge... Then you... you... Miss Jimo?"
Li Guo uttered a sigh of relief and turned her head to look at Mo Chou: "You are so famous."
Mochou buried his head in Li Guo's neck with a red face: "No matter where there is a reputation... they are all false names, so don't tease Mochou..."
Li Guo scratched her face: "How could I tease you...I'm asking."
Mo Chou nodded softly, then raised his head and looked at Xihe: "This is my husband. You said you were like that just now. Should you beat him or not?"
Xihe snorted, didn't say anything, but retreated to the side of the disabled Zhijian, standing by the wall with an unhappy look on his face. Zhan Lu shook his head and looked at Xihe: "Stupid."
Finally, he started to jump out one by one again, and Li Guo suddenly felt much more at ease. He always felt that Zhanlu was suitable for jumping out one by one. If he said too much, he would feel an incongruous feeling...
"Zhanlu? The magic weapon of the Fan family." Xihe murmured in a low voice, not daring to look up at the big sister Shao: "I don't recognize you, how do you know that I have another half?"
"Well..." Zhan Lu thought for a while, then poked Li Guo's back.
Li Guo immediately understood: "She knows you another one, is it Wangshu?"
Zhan Lu nodded, dragged his head to look like a little girl: "Familiar."
"Wangshu elopes with someone." Xihe was so amused and crying: "With a man, it's not a sword. She became a demon before me, and now she probably has a lot of descendants."
Li Guo was stunned, his heart was suddenly overturned, and then he turned around unconsciously and looked up and down. Zhan Lu suddenly turned red after a sudden innocence. He stepped on Li Guo's back with his thirty-three-yard foot: "Bad!"
At this moment, his body was disabled and Zhijian suddenly smiled: "I know what Li Guo is thinking. He must be thinking about how to do it with a sword, and whether he will cut himself to something. Based on my personal understanding of him, the synchronization rate is basically 157%.
Li Guo was ashamed. He was indeed thinking about this just now, and there was almost no difference between him and what he said. This made Li Guo look at his body and his body with resentment unconsciously and resentful. But this doubt... really exists. After all, humans and snakes can be done, Xu Xian knows how to do it, humans and dragons can be done, Liu Yi knows how to do it, humans and foxes can be done, and Pu Songling knows how to do it. But what to do it with this man and sword? If you accidentally cut it or cut it into a three-way intersection, isn't this a tragedy...
"Daoyou...You are so disgusting..." Mo Chou frowned: "Don't think about this kind of thing randomly."
Xihe also looked at Li Guo with bitterness and contempt: "Don't do it!"
Li Guo was covered in mist and looked around very innocently: "I am just curious about unknown things..........."
"If there is one less Gemini sword, will it be much less powerful?" Li Guo looked at the eyes of the people around him, and knew that these bastards would definitely not dispel their contempt for him because of these few words, so he quickly changed the topic: "It's like he's halfway through his body and his will."
"Fuck you!" The disabled Zhijian picked up an empty jar and smashed it at Li Guo: "Which pot doesn't open, which one can you pick up."
Li Guo stuck out her tongue at the disabled Zhijian, and her expression was like a little boy after a prank, very cute.
"Yes." Zhan Lu can be said to be the one who is the most sensible and obedient, the most elegant and kind-hearted in the sword that Li Guo knew. She does not lie, acts spoiled, is not angry, looks like a girlish vitality, but also has a mature and wise charm. What's more important is... she is the only one who will not bully Li Guo...
"Of course." Xihe pointed at himself and Duan Bing on the bed: "If he held me and Wangshu at the same time, the power of the two swords could be earth-shaking. But now, I am just an ordinary sword."
"Can you give birth to a baby..." Li Guo pointed at the disabled Zhijian: "He said he could give birth to a spoon with the sheath..."
Before he finished speaking, he was unsheathed and his body was disabled and his body was hiding up at the same time. The two of them had a very tacit understanding of each other and directly pressed their knees on Li Guo's chest and back. Li Guo's chest was stuck at the time, and his eyes fell to the ground.
"Little friend, don't talk nonsense." The disabled Zhijian took out a piece of his eyes from his shirt pocket and held it in his mouth: "I haven't said it..."
This time, he didn't finish his words, and he unsheathed his sheath and hit his chest with an elbow. His body was disabled and his chest was stuck at the time, and his eyes fell to the ground. He lay side by side with Li Guo.
"It's clean." He unsheathed and clapped his hands, and looked at Mo Chou: "This is called eliminating harm for the people."
Mochou felt very distressed. He bent down and massaged Li Guo's chest and pinched his nose and rubbed his face. He turned around and complained that he was unsheathed: "It's not the first day I recognized my husband, why bother to do so hard?"
Unsheathed, spread his hands open: "He has a special physique, this is just a drizzle."
Having said that, Mo Chou's face was always a little unhappy and he didn't even take care of it.
At this time, Duan Bing, who was lying on the bed, sat up by himself with a puff, sweating, his eyes wide open, and gasping for breath.
As soon as he heard his movement, Li Guo and Jian Zhijian, who were pretending to be dead on the ground, suddenly jumped up from the ground with one carp and surrounded him. Jian Zhijian kept shaking Duan Bing: "Speak quickly, tell me quickly! Who beats you!"
"Don't shake...Don't shake..." Xihe Fei rushed forward, hugged Duan Bing, and looked at Cannon Zhijian with resentment: "If you shake again, you will die..."
"Thank you for your help, fellow Taoist." Duan Bing spoke as he spoke, blood leaking out while holding his fists at Li Guo: "Duan owes you two favors."
Li Guo scratched her face: "You mean I'll give you a photo of my aunt, is that a favor?"
Duan Bing's eyes lit up when he heard this, and he nodded decisively: "Forget it!"
"Come on, good things will come to three." Li Guo took out an artistic photo taken from Li Mingxue when she was twenty years old: "You owe three."
Mo Chou touched his head and looked at Li Guo's wallet: "My husband...how many photos have you put..."
Li Guo said oh, and took out all the thick stacks of photos in his wallet. There were photos of Li Guo holding amber when he was a child, photos of Li Mingxue, photos of Guo’s father and Guo’s mother visiting the zoo, photos of Touko Jing and Ruan Lingyu, photos of the old lady who had been waiting for 70 years, photos of Mochou drooling while sleeping, photos of "Family of Three" visiting the park with his landlord sister Xiaoxin, photos of Long Shenxue wearing an apron while cooking, photos of Xiaokui biting a ball and crawling all over the room, and spoofing photos of Zhijian showing half of his butt, and a photo of Li Guo, sister Yang'er and Ha'er.
With just a dozen thick things, the wallet was bulging.
"You are a strange person, too." Zhengcan Zhijian took the photo of himself: "Oh, is my butt so round? I really didn't pay attention."
Li Guo nodded with a smile: "You must always have some hobbies. I don't smoke much, don't drink, don't gamble, and don't be lustful. If I don't have any hobbies, I will live in vain in my life."
"I'm not lustful..." Mo Chou smiled deeply: "My husband, you are really shy."
Li Guo is very embarrassed...
Duan Bing took Li Mingxue's photo, squirting blood out regardless of the corners of her mouth, and her eyes were shining brightly.
"Do you look?" Li Guo pointed at Duan Bing: "That's what lustful."
After saying that, Li Guo changed the subject and looked at Duan Bing: "I was very curious, why did you fall in love with my aunt?"
Duan Bing let out a thud, covered her chest, fell down weakly, and rolled around on the bed: "Ouch...Ouch...Ouch..."
"Damn..." Li Guo looked at him with her eyes supported: "Do you want it to be so fake? Strange uncle."
"Because your aunt is very similar to Prince Duan's childhood sweetheart." Xihe explained to Duan Bing next to him: "It's very, very similar."
Li Guo was stunned: "No, I remember he was having sex with that demon or something..."
"That's just a rumor." Xihe sneered: "He just saved her life, and she finally used her life span to turn into thunder and destroyed the entire mountain gate."
The eldest sister unsheathed her ears, looked at Mochou and looked at Xihe: "I advise you not to say bad things about her here. Otherwise..."
"No obstacle." Mo Chou waved his hand: "That woman is just a passerby to me. I was raised by my master and my skills were taught by my master. If it weren't for the master, Mo Chou would have fallen into the dust or become a hungry man. That woman just gave Mo Chou a piece of flesh and blood. Therefore, Mo Chou is just Mo Chou of the Li family, and Mo Chou of his husband."
When Li Guo heard this, he was shocked: "Don't learn from Nezha..."
"Oh..." Mo Chou replied sweetly: "Why Mo Chou is not that stupid... Anyway, Mo Chou is in trouble, and his husband is helping Mo Chou."
"The daughter of the demon king, she really made a decision to kill." Duan Bing, who pretended to be disabled, suddenly sat up from the bed: "That's right..."
Before he finished speaking, Li Guo immediately stopped him: "Who is my aunt's reincarnation?"
"Oh...yo...it hurts..." Duan Bing immediately covered her chest and fell down, rolling on the bed...
Li Guo was inexplicably surprised: "This person... is still a hero?"
At this time, the disabled Zhijian stood up and kicked Duan Bing on the bed: "Who hurts you? I think there should be no more than ten people who can break your sword energy."
Duan Bing sat up again in high spirits: "Haitang."
Li Guo, his body was disabled and his mind were suddenly stunned, and his ears immediately stood up.
"It's not that I don't fight back, it's that I'm powerless to resist." Duan Bing seemed a little embarrassed: "I've been hungry for four days... I'm really weak..."
I was hungry for four days... Four days... A god of killing was actually attacked by someone because I was hungry for four days. What a magnificent feeling, and I was frightened?
"After I was seriously injured, I ran away. I don't know where Xihe took me." Duan Bing touched Xihe's bitter face with his hands: "But it seems that I have no spiritual power."
"Kunlun Mountain." The disabled Zhijian and Xihe said in unison.
Duan Bing glanced at Xihe: "You really want to go home."
"The fox died in the hill, and the fallen leaves returned to its roots." Xihe smiled calmly: "What's the point of dying from a foreign land?"
Li Guo frowned and stomped back and forth in the room: "What does that crabapple look like?"
Duan Bing shook his head: "The speed is too fast. I was seriously injured in just a blink of an eye. I didn't even see my back clearly. Among the five masters, Haitang, who does not use weapons, is truly worthy of his reputation."
"Five masters?" Li Guo was stunned: "Aren't there only three giants, Haitang, Lily and Peony?"
To be continued...