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Chapter 242 If you don't fight back, you can't fight back if you scold.(1/2)

Chapter 242: If you don’t fight back if you beat him, you won’t fight back if you scold him.

I know where Mochou’s medicine was obtained. The smelly smell reminded Li Guo of the “authentic Hunan stinky tofu” sold at the entrance of college, and it was more exciting and spicy than that. Just smelling this smell, Li Guo knew that this thing would hurt even if it was not broken...

Therefore, when this black thing was applied to Duan Bing's wound, Li Guo couldn't even bear to look at it. He now doubted whether Mo Chou was deliberately making such a strange thing to indirectly hurt Duan Bing.

However, Duan Bing in a coma looked like a robot. Apart from her whiter face, she didn't even tremble, and didn't open her mouth or something. If this were placed on Li Guo, he would stick his face to Mo Chou's stomach and shout, "It hurts so much..."

"By the way, this thing is very powerful." Shican Zhijian smelled his hands, then stuck out his tongue and frowned: "This smell... is so awesome."

Mochou covered his nose with amber: "This is made of canaan fruit with corpse-scented konjac produced in the Western Regions... and the fat oil of civets..."

The body was disabled and Zhijian said with a whisper: "The perverted version of Black Jade Intermittent Paste..."

But even though this thing is a legendary magic medicine, the smell is too great. In addition to Zhan Lu, who was still quietly watching TV, even Amber, who was used as a mask, began to roll her eyes and her limbs were hanging weakly. Li Guo even had a heart that was about to die...

"Hey?" After applying the trapped Zhijian, he suddenly screamed in surprise: "***, what kind of thing is it? You don't even let the medicine be taken?"

After hearing this, Li Guo leaned over and looked at Duan Bing, who was extremely smelly. He suddenly found that the scars on his chest not only showed no sign of healing, but also had some force to push the black and smelly wound-treating medicine aside, and his injuries seemed to be getting closer and closer.

"Okay, it's not cured." Zhencan Zhijian wiped his hands with a wet wipe: "Let's take his sword over and throw others into the garbage dump. Anyway, he doesn't have an ID card."

Mo Chou suddenly raised his hand: "Add to discuss!"

Li Guo reached out and bounced on Mo Chou's forehead: "How can I stop waiting for death? I'll think of a solution."

"He seems to have not lived for three hours." The scattered Zhijian patted Duan Bing's face: "It can be cured by treating me, but it takes too long. The little white dragon has no moves to this kind of injury, and there is a very vicious spell prohibition on it. Even if it can be unlocked, it will take five or six hours. It is better to stab him directly than to force it to destroy it."

As he said, his chin was touched and he thought like Conan: "Unless... not..."

Li Guo slapped her thigh: "Unless it is something!"

"Someone can have a more powerful medicine than this perverted version of Black Jade Intermittent Paste." The eyes of the scattered Zhijian lit up: "I used to know a guy who specializes in refining medicine, but I don't know where the scammer is going now."

Mochou thought for a while and turned to Li Guo's ear: "Narcissus."

Li Guo's eyes lit up, then she took out her phone number and dialed the Narcissus' number...

The Narcissus's ringtone was actually above the moon, which made Li Guo suddenly feel that the distance between him was much closer, because for a long time, Li Guo's phone ringtones were all about love...

"Hey... This is China Mobile dedicated to serving you. Please press 1 for inquiry of phone bills and number placement..." Narcissus's voice came out of the microphone: "Please hang up after the end..."

Li Guo was stunned: "I have someone who is dying and I want some medicine."

"Sorry, we don't have this service." Narcissus still had a formal tone: "Unless you can do anything good for me."

Li Guo’s phone had a loudspeaker on, so everyone in the room could hear what Narcissus said. After hearing it, he scratched his face: “Who is this grandson?”

Li Guo shook her fingers and coughed: "Then I'll call Lily now and say I've found Narcissus. Do you guess she can find you?"

As soon as these words came out, the Narcissus suddenly fell silent, and then his sinister voice came over: "I hate others threatening me the most."

Li Guo was stunned, thinking that this time he had touched the great white shark and met an unpredictable master... It seemed that Duan Bing was really helpless.

But just as Li Guo was ready for failure, Narcissus spoke again: "Then I can't save you in vain. You have to let me see something, right?"

Li Guo exclaimed: "What do you want?"

"Buy me an apple 4." Narcissus seemed to hesitate for a moment: "I also need an iPad, and itouch!"

"Brainless fruit fans..." The disabled Zhijian was shocked by the side and quickly encouraged Li Guo: "Hurry up and agree quickly."

Li Guo sighed: "Do you want an address?"

Narcissus nodded, and then Li Guo suddenly heard the door being knocked, and there was also a knock on the phone receiver...

When Mochou heard this, he ran over and opened the door. He suddenly found that the clean and transparent Narcissus and his gay friend who looked like Fang Datong were standing at the door, holding the phone...

"Ouch..." As soon as Narcissus walked in, he saw the disabled Zhijian standing on the window at first sight. He immediately slapped his thigh and turned around and wanted to leave. However, when he was at the door, Mo Chou blocked his way.

Li Guo blinked and said, "What are you doing?"

But before the Narcissus spoke, the giant sea-swallowing mountains behind him walked to the disabled and stalked, and looked up and down: "Long time no see."

"Long time no see." Zhijian, a disabled person, seemed a little absent-minded: "I'm doing well."

"Life is a waste of time." Ju Hai Duanshan waved his hand: "I don't want to fight you."

Zhencan Zhijian shook his head: "I don't want to do it either." As he said that, Zhencan Zhijian pointed at Li Guo and Narcissus: "You have to see what they both said."

"It's been more than a thousand years since we parted." Ju Haidunshan stood beside the cannon Zhijian with a smile: "Have you ever seen your sister?"

When the disabled Zhijian heard this, he kicked Ju Hai Tunshan in the butt without saying a word: "What's wrong with you?"

Ju Haidunshan staggered to the ground, then quickly got up, and kicked it on his crappy belly... Then, the two of them started fighting without warning...

Narcissus and Li Guo were so stunned. They looked at the two weapons fighting each other on the ground, and looked at each other speechless...

"Let's not care about them..." Li Guo pointed at Duan Bing on the bed: "Show him."

Narcissus said, "Get something first."

Li Guo shook her head: "Can I give you money directly? It's so late, what I brought..."

"Then you go to Taobao to buy it and ask for authentic products in the mall!" Narcissus pointed to the computer: "I see you paid, I'll get the medicine again."

Li Guo was very helpless and could only drag the cannon Zhijian and the giant sea to the side, and then opened Taobao under the gaze of the excited daffodils. After fiddling for a while, Li Guo suddenly turned around: "I don't have online banking..."

The daffodil's high interest suddenly dimmed: "Why are you so bad?"

"He's so bad." Mo Chou continued with a smile: "But there won't be anything you don't have, take it out quickly."

Narcissus glanced at the two of them wrestled together on the ground, and said with two weapons from the left and the right, "*** sister" and the right, and said with embarrassment: "The giant sea...the giant sea..."

The giant sea swallowed the mountains and suddenly turned his head and said, "What are you doing?"

"It's time to work." Narcissus tilted his head: "What are you fighting him..."

Ju Hai swallowed the mountain and stood up decisively from the ground, sorted out his clothes, and took out a small bottle from his pocket, which was filled with some fine silver-gray powder.

"Boy, how dare you fight with the uncle for another three hundred rounds!" The disabled Zhijian rolled up his sleeves and looked fierce: "Come on! Who dares to fight!"

"Can you be honest?" Li Guo picked up a handful of melon seeds and threw them away, Zhijian, with his body in a broken body, his face said: "Is he rabies?"

The disabled Zhijian wiped his nose and pointed at Ju Haidunshan and said, "If it weren't for this bastard back then, how could the uncle have been cowardly for so many years!"

Ju Hai Tunshan suddenly turned his head and looked at his disabled Zhijian: "If it weren't for you, how could he and I leave our hometown for thousands of years!"

Narcissus waved his hand: "Okay, OK, the past is over. See you again in the future."

It's goodbye to the world again, Li Guo couldn't understand the grudge between the scattered Zhijian and these people at all. Moreover, it seems that the daffodils lived a long life, at least they knew each other with the scattered Zhijian... Otherwise, he would never have shown any signs of the scattered Zhijian when he first entered the door.

Li Guo also analyzed that in fact, this giant sea swallowed the mountain looked calm and introverted, but in fact, he was a heartless and reckless man just like his disabled body and strong mind. On the contrary, the Narcissus, who seemed careless in everything, was the insidious, cunning, scheming conspirator.

It's quite interesting, but Li Guo's instinctive feeling is very dangerous... Li Guo's instinctive feeling is almost never deviated, as if it is an innate special function.

"Do you have any milk?" Narcissus asked Li Guo quietly while sitting at the head of the bed.

Li Guo was stunned, and then subconsciously patted her chest: "No..."

Narcissus paused for a while and looked at Li Guo blankly: "Milk..."

"It's really not..." Li Guo said, sweeping his eyes to Mo Chou. And Mo Chou yelled, carried his body over, and took his butt to Li Guo...

"Are you intentional?" Narcissus was amused and crying by Li Guo: "Telunsu, Wangzai, Future Xing, any milk is fine."

Li Guo let out a scream, then realized what Narcissus wanted. She quickly took out a pack of red date yogurt from the box where Mochou had snacks: "Is this good..."

"Oh, let's just let's just let's just let's just let's get the milk from Li Guo's hand helplessly, then bit it and slowly poured it into the small bottle.

As the milk went out, the silver-gray powder in the bottle melted without a trace, and the milk in the bottle became sticky, just like rice for babies. Not only that, the room was filled with an inexplicable but itchy fragrance, just like the magical fragrance I smelled when I was hungry when I passed by the bakery after school...

"It's professional after all." Li Guo took a deep breath: "This is much more comfortable than stinky tofu..."

Mo Chou's face was red: "No matter whether it is black or white, a good cat that can catch mice is a good cat."

"Meow..." Amber answered casually and kept licking his lips.

Narcissus returned the prepared things to Li Guo, and then reached out to Li Guo: "Give me the bank card, I'll buy it now! Juhai, wait for me here."

Just as I was sitting with Jian Zhijian, the giant sea drinking beer with tears in her nose and tears, responding randomly, and then continued to chat with Jian Zhijian in a low voice about the bitter past over the years...

Li Guo is almost crazy...

Before the Narcissus left, he taught Li Guo the usage of the medicine, and Li Guo also knew why the medicine was so sweet. After all, the names of the medicines such as Nine-section calamus, the rich horn, and the snow-sangguo sounded much more beautiful than the fat of civets...

After he left, Li Guo even secretly drank a little, and even gave Mo Chou and Amber a little...

The taste is really good...

"Wait." The giant sea-dunshan, who had tears on his eyes, suddenly stopped Li Guo before Li Guo wanted to apply medicine to Duan Bing: "Small thing."

Li Guo was stunned: "What are you missing..."

Ju Hai pointed to Mo Chou: "If you want witches to tears, you can do it without witches and girls. It is used to dispel the curse on the wound."

"I can't cry." Mo Chou refused without thinking: "I have saliva."

Ju Hai Tunshan was stung by Mo Chou for a while, and his lips opened and closed several times, but he couldn't say anything. After waiting for a long time, he slowly took out a small bottle from his pocket, containing clear liquid: "Take it..."

After Li Guo poured the liquid in the bottle into the paste-like object with a very good taste, he found that the paste-like object had become transparent. Although it was still as sticky as the paste, it was extremely clear. Li Guo still wanted to eat it... but there was not much.

"You two are very familiar?" While applying medicine to Duan Bing with a cotton swab, he looked at the crappy Zhijian and Ju Haidunshan sitting on the ground in the corner of the room: "It looks like they have a good relationship."

"What a f*ck!" The two of them answered Li Guo in unison.
To be continued...
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