Chapter 139 What kind of turtle is a turtle(1/2)
Chapter 139 What kind of turtle is a turtle
Li Guo always felt that his explanation was quite redundant. His actions just now were clearly so vulgar. The rosy face caused by beating Li Guo was rosy, but in the eyes of others, it was caused by Li Guo's teasing.
Because Li Guo was distributing her legs to both sides because she was given to Li Guo. In the eyes of others, it was a foreplay of Li Guo's desire to do a good job in Touzi...
The Toozi Jing's posture of supporting her body with her elbows and supporting her body into a charming S-shaped shape made Li Guo jump into the Baltic Sea and couldn't wash it clean.
"Really...we did nothing." Li Guo began to speak incoherently: "I...I...she, that...he...forget..."
The person at the door said nothing, and Niaozi's mother silently closed the door again, leaving all the space in the room to Li Guo and Niaozi's spirit.
"Look at you." Li Guo crawled down from the bed and sat on the chair: "You killed me."
The Touzi Jing fell on the bed and kept rolling around. After laughing, she just lay down like this, looking at Li Guo with a deep groove: "Did you see it? Do you see it? Do you see my parents?"
Li Guo was silent. When he first saw him, he tried his best to encourage Li Guo to eat the bird spirit, but in just a few days, the attitude of the bird spirit changed drastically. The family of the bird spirit is really strange and there is no way to think about it with a normal way of thinking.
"Hey, Li Guo." The bird spirit slowly crawled from the bed towards Li Guo: "To be honest, do you like me or not?"
Li Guo was stunned: "Where did you play?"
The Toriko-ghost turned over, lay on his back, and looked at the ceiling with his eyes straight: "Every morning I get up, I am stunned by my beauty. I don't believe you are not moved by me at all."
"What do you mean by being moved?" Li Guo looked down at the eyes of Touzi Jing: "Marry you?"
"Fuck." Toozi glanced at Li Guo: "You are marrying me, are you losing again?"
"It's not a question of whether it's a loss or not." Li Guo rubbed her temples: "The key is that the relationship has not reached that point. Don't you feel uncomfortable? Anyway, if I want me to sleep with you, I will be under a lot of pressure."
The Touzi Jing thought about it, and his eyes suddenly changed and he became gentle as water: "Then how do you settle your account?"
"When will I play with you?" Li Guo's thinking speed really couldn't keep up with the Niaozi Jing. He was dizzy after being said by the Niaozi Jing: "You can't talk nonsense... Now it's definitely stormy outside."
The Touzi Jing shook her head: "Forget it. But what does it mean to say that the relationship is not here? I am not as good as that cactus as you?"
"Of course not as good as that." The landlord's sister's head suddenly appeared at Li Guo's window, and then she opened Li Guo's window without any effort, and crawled in with her hands and feet: "If it weren't for you, I would have married him long ago."
Li Guo waved his hands repeatedly: "Two things, two things, I just treat birds as brothers."
After saying that, Li Guo looked at the landlord’s sister’s straight special operations camouflage uniform and her short hair: “What are you doing…”
"Major General of the Empire." The landlord's sister unbuttoned the camouflage uniform and exposed the tight vest inside: "No underwear."
Li Guo thought it was normal when he took out the two sentences alone, but after he matched them up, Li Guo suddenly felt a sense of incongruity burst out.
Toriko picked up her eyebrows: "What does it mean to have no us? I am talking about marriage with him, okay?"
Li Guo quickly corrected: "It refers to my mother's belly... I was forced to distribute me."
The landlord sister glanced at Touzi Jing: "Where were you when he was in a downturn? It really fits your old saying, there are few people who provide timely help, and there are many icing on the cake. At that time, he couldn't even afford to support himself. Except for me, who are you by his side?"
Li Guo nodded repeatedly. Although the tragic years were not very worth looking back, there were still many sweet memories, such as eating potatoes and food poisoning and sent to the hospital, etc.
"Your logic is not fucking true at all." Touzijin thought for a while: "No, I'm talking nonsense with you here. I have no conflict with you, and our family won't steal your man. If you have the ability to tell his little sword fairy about this, go and tell her sister Xuexue, you won't kill you."
Li Guo nodded again: "You can't say it, you can't say it..."
The landlord sister didn't say anything, but just raised the winner's smile, looked at Li Guo, and then hugged Li Guo's waist tightly with the strength that could make Li Guo breathless.
"I can't stand it." Toriko climbed out of bed and raised the ring on her finger: "Did you see, I'm a single. If you don't have anything to do in the future, treat me as an enemy."
The landlord sister looked up at Touzi Jing: "What are you still here for? Do you want to see us?"
My God... don't be so direct, okay...
Li Guo was really speechless by this woman. I remember that when she was hunted and fled everywhere, she was not so sharp. Instead, she was a surprisingly submissive person. Now she has support... She can even bully the bird spirit. It is really Feng assisting the fire, and Fire borrows the power of the wind.
"I won't leave, at worst." The Touzi Jing lay on the bed and didn't move any longer: "Come on, come on, come on, let me see."
Li Guo coughed.
At this moment, the door was suddenly shot and said, "My husband, Xiao Xin is looking for you."
Li Guo: "..."
In desperation, Li Guo could only tidy up her clothes, walked out of the room, and then, under Mo Chou's guidance, walked through the living room filled with murderous aura and came to the backyard.
As soon as he passed by, Li Guo found that Xiaoxin girl was sticking her butt on the ground and digging something with Shentu Dog Xiaotian.
"Xinxin, what are you doing?" Li Guo squatted over and looked at the pit they dug out: "What are you asking me to come here for?"
"Dad! Look." Xiaoxin girl shook her dirty hands and pointed to a box in the pit: "I discovered it when Xinxin breeds cats just now."
Wait...breed cats?
Li Guo turned her head and looked at the side, trembling and dirty little crystal lion...
The child is so cruel... Li Guo sighed sincerely.
"What is this?" Li Guo took out the box from the soil: "It seems to be a box..."
Li Guo felt that he had done something stupid again. The fact that this was a box was not reminded by anyone. Even the girl Xiaoxin knew that it was a box. So at this moment, under the contemptuous look of the girl Xiaoxin, he really felt very embarrassed, really... very embarrassed.
"It seems to be with a password." Li Guo took off the mud on the box: "I'm not good at this, so I'll show it to my father."
"No...No..." Xiaoxin girl was clamoring not to let Li Guo take the box to Guo's father: "This is Xinxin! It is Xinxin!"
Li Guo had no choice but to put the box on the stone table under the grape trellis in the backyard and looked carefully. The box was very exquisitely crafted and looked a little old. Li Guo tried to open it directly, but this thing was neither metal nor wood. No matter how hard Li Guo used, it would fit the seam tightly, and there was no movement at all.
"Let Mochou try it." Mochou rolled up his sleeves and moved the 800-pound stone stool with one hand: "Mochou should be OK."
When Li Guo saw Mochou's posture, a chill suddenly surged. What did she eat to grow up? If this kind of strange power was lifted, she would take all the gold medals.
The box reached Mochou's hand, and Mochou breathed deeply. After stances were laid, the blue bricks under her feet suddenly became spider-shaped lines and shattered: "Okay! Mochou is starting."
Li Guo wiped the cold sweat from her head and nodded vigorously.
But... No matter how hard Mochou tried, his shoes were stuck in the broken bricks, but the box still had no reaction at all.
A box that makes Mo Chou sweat on his forehead... This is so terrifying.
"Out of the sheath!"
With a call, the sheath was unsheathed and rushed out of Mo Chou's sword box, and then rotated straight in the air at high speed. The rapid rotation made the sheath make a buzzing sound similar to a drill bit, and the sword body emitted a bright red light due to friction with the air.
The god-dog Xiaotian and Li Guo, who was holding Xiaoxin's girl, had to take a few steps back because of the heat wave of being unsheathed.
"Drill it!"
With a command, Mo Chou pushed the outshelf sword tip directly on the octagonal vague buckle lock on the box and drilled it down.
The fire was splashing, but the sound was not as sharp as Li Guo thought, but it was just a faint puff sound.
Logically speaking, cutting things with unsheath is like killing chickens and using a ox knife. Li Guo once did an experiment. Putting aside Zhan Lu, who had no blade, the elder sister unsheathed cutting anything is like cutting lard with a red knife, and it is almost effortless. It is a killer weapon that can poke a hole in the earth if it accidentally falls to the ground.
But in fact, the box now seems to care about the hard drilling that is unsheathed. Apart from adding a slight uncheckable scratch on the surface, there is no other way...
"My husband... there is only one way now." Mo Chou sat on the stone bench panting, took out the sheath, and looked at it carefully with the box.
"What method?" Li Guo wiped Mo Chou's sweat with her sleeve: "Why is this so hard..."
Mochou's eyes were full of unyielding twists and his cheeks were bulging: "Mochou asked Uncle Yan for help!"
"Uncle Yan?" Li Guo was stunned: "Who is it?"
Mochou Zhan smiled: "Ci'en Yan Pagoda in Chang'an."
Li Guo shivered all over... Mo Chou is going to use the ultimate skill. The last time the sword-controlling campaign made Li Guo feel anxious. If he really summoned the Big Wild Goose Pagoda this time... Li Guo should have been shot on some strange charge.
"Forget it... Forget it..." Li Guo waved his hands repeatedly: "I'll think of a solution."
As he said that, Li Guo began to study the octagonal thing above. It seemed that this thing should be somewhat related to the Five Elements and Eight Trigrams, but Li Guo really didn't learn much. Sister Xue's cramming education really failed to influence Li Guo who was lazy...
But now Sister Xue has started to turn into a dragon, and she has no choice but to help for the time being. Li Guo is curious, and Xiaoxin girl doesn't let her hand the box to adults. This is actually the consequence of spoiling, which is really troublesome.
At this time, Xiaoxin brought Touzi Jing and landlord sister with a mysterious face, and made a gesture to silence them: "You can't let others know!"
After understanding the situation, Touzi Jing and the landlord sister also participated in the research. But Touzi Jing may know better which car is better or which jewelry is precious, while the landlord sister is very familiar with guns. Like Li Guo, they also stared at this box. Touzi Jing's thorns and the landlord sister's metal bone blades had no way to use this box.
"Okay!" Li Guo lifted her sleeves: "I'll try to unlock the lock!"
Li Guo's mental energy application training has always been practicing with all kinds of strange locks, so Li Guo is now strictly speaking, she can be regarded as a peerless master who unlocks and pries the door. Although he has tried it just now, because the password lock is too cumbersome, he doesn't want to waste his energy.
But now everyone was at a loss, his heroism complex suddenly rose. In order to earn back his face in front of girls, children and dogs, he took the initiative.
However, after Li Guo's mental power entered, he really cried...
The lock of this box is made by a small bead to get to the end and hit it into the thimble to unlock it. The octagonal thing is to turn the handle and use it to open the door for the small bead. There are a maze inside, with a total of 128 doors to choose from... You have to turn the four doors at the same time to unlock it. In other words, if there is no specific direction, if this dick lock is guessed, it is comparable to the five million probability of choosing a double color ball in the middle machine...
Li Guo's teeth were almost broken. He clearly remembered that Sister Xue had told him how to crack the Nine Palaces and Eight Trigrams at the fastest speed, but Li Guojing went to bed at that time...
It makes you not study hard, and it makes you not study hard! Li Guo scolded herself for more than 400 times, and she wished she could suck her big-eared melon seeds.
And Li Guo also discovered... if this dick lock is wrong three times, it will automatically lock it.
Damn... This is so high-end that it is now safe, and this box is at least an antique from the Ming Dynasty. The wisdom of the ancient working people has really reached an unattainable height...
Li Guo had no choice but to guess. If it really doesn't work, not to mention anything else, at least the prestige and reputation in front of the god-dog Xiaotian would be gone...
Li Guo guessed it very simply, but it was three times anyway. The first time he used his grandfather's month and day to fit into the heavenly stems and earthly branches, but failed...
The second time he used his heavenly stems and earthly branches... but still failed.
Before he started fucking for the third time, he raised his sweaty head and smiled around him: "On the last time... if we don't succeed, we will bury it again..."
To be continued...