Chapter 138 The Li family is nothing more than that.(1/2)
Chapter 138: The Li family is just like this.
Some people say that hooligans are a kind of temperament, while old hooligans have become a kind of faith.
Toriko's father and Guo's father seem to have the power of faith of this kind. According to genetics, Li Guo can already foresee what he looked like when he was fifty.
As for the bird spirit, her genetic dominance seems to be stronger. Li Guo is really looking forward to seeing her before she met her parents, but after she really got to know her, Li Guo suddenly began to regret it.
The two old men were so quarreled by Touzi's father's random words that shocked the earth, and all kinds of strange languages came into being. Those words that Li Guo had heard, never heard, and even created by himself made Li Guo'er buzz. Her whole body seemed to be soaked in a pot of cooking porridge. A sticky and dizzy feeling made him feel like he was motion sickness.
"How many times have you told me, don't run the train in front of your children." Dad Guo pointed at Touzi's father's nose: "It's okay if you are not a thing yourself, please don't count me."
Toriko's father stared at Dad Guo with his neck and said, "I just said you are a master, how about it? Hit me, if you have the ability to hit me, let your little turtle beat me."
Li Guo couldn't tell whether the sentence "Your little turtle" refers to him, Li Guo, or the silly turtle who couldn't afford to hurt in the pool. But no matter who it is, it wouldn't be a good thing.
"Why am I a master? Isn't it just because there is a little turtle?" Guo Dad also stared at Touzi's father like a cockfighting: "I'm only 1,600 a month. Have you ever seen such a master?"
"Oh, Li Rushui, who was so arrogant back then, is so low-key now." Toriko's father said in a sarcastic tone: "It seems that Xiao Shuishui is much more mature."
"Why am I arrogant? Why am I so powerful? Didn't I just stole your girlfriend? Your daughter is so much older than me. Fuck. Are you shameless?"
The shocking gossip, the burning gossip fire in Li Guo's heart burned rapidly with an irresistible situation. He sat on a small square stool and quietly moved to the two middle-aged uncles at an undetectable speed. While moving, he also pricked up his ears with all his attention, looking as stupid as he would.
"Don't worry, wait for your birdie to come, and see if I won't kill you." Dad Guo seemed to be poked into a weak spot, and suddenly seemed a little short of breath: "It's been a long time since I saw her slap you big-eared melon seeds."
"You dare." Toozi's father seemed a little panicked: "At worst, you can kill the death. Don't think I don't know about your slightest thing."
Another big gossip! If the middle-aged man's secret is carefully dug up, it will be very exciting. Li Guo, who sat on the side without saying a word and silently collected materials, tried her best to hold her breath, treat herself as a coffee table, and then thought about how to catch the handles of these two middle-aged uncles.
"And, your son." Toriko's father inexplicably burned the war on Li Guo: "Do you dare say you are worthy of your son?"
It's my fault... Li Guo was stunned at the time. He vaguely felt that he had not snatched his father's girlfriend, and his father didn't snatched his girlfriend either. How could he be worthy of being sorry?
"Stop pulling things on others. Which dog-dance said that he wanted to marry his daughter to my son?" Guo Dad seemed to have thought of something indignant and grabbed Niaozi's father's collar: "I'm so sorry for you, this dog-dance Maotai, and I only have those bottles of good wine."
"What I said, what?" Touzi's father broke open the hand of Guo Dad: "My daughter didn't look down on your son at all at that time, so I regretted getting married. What do you do to me?"
Li Guo touched her head, rolled her eyes and thought about it...and then the answer was terrifying...
In this way, the Nooka Jing actually had a marriage with him... This is so terrifying. Li Guo really couldn't imagine that if Nooka's father had not regretted the marriage, his current fate would be. After all, there was a Mo Chou, who was appointed by his grandfather, who was there. The arranged marriage can be arranged like this. Assigning one to each generation is really a major feature of the Li family...
"And." Toriko's father pointed at Li Guo: "I have something to do or not, your son will settle the score."
Li Guo was stunned... I've had a great fuck...
Guo's father glanced at Li Guo and immediately smiled: "Have you been to his youngest?"
Li Guo shook her head decisively...
Dad Guo's face suddenly turned dark, and he held his breath and cursed: "Bause."
Li Guo and Wu were both burned inside.
"Your son is powerful." Toriko's father snorted coldly: "Damn, my daughter is a waste."
When he heard this, Dad Guo's expression suddenly shone with sunshine. The April sky in the world narrowed his eyes and said, "It seems like a good thing."
"What a bad thing." Toozi's father looked blue: "At first I didn't know, but I heard my daughter say yesterday that your son touched my daughter's wings."
When Li Guo heard this, his mind was clear and recalled that in the bathroom, the beautiful wings with hair and her silk pants wet with water... Li Guo couldn't help but tremble.
"I just touch it." Dad Guo smiled even brighter, and his tone couldn't help but eased a lot: "It's just wings, I didn't mess with your girl."
"I'm sure I didn't do it?" Toriko's father became more and more angry as he spoke: "Is that place a hit? I don't believe it if I don't do it."
"Almost... almost..." Li Guo had no choice but to avoid being forced to question, he could only volunteer to make the matter clear: "She and I are just good friends... well... just."
"Do you believe it yourself?" Guo Dad and Touzi Dad actually looked at Li Guo with great understanding and asked the same sentence.
Li Guo shook her head silently: "I don't know..."
Next, the two weird uncles started a fierce quarrel again. The center of the quarrel seemed to be too much from who snatching whose girlfriend to Li Guo did not get into the bird's spirit...
Li Guo was eating fruit next to her and looked out the window. Look out the window and eat fruit.
Suddenly, Toriko's father slapped the table hard: "Stop! Come back!"
Then, under Li Guo's surprised eyes, the two weird uncles quickly sat back on the stool, and used seconds to set up the chess pieces, and put together a burning expression of contemplation and thinking, as if the quarrel with a blushing face and thick neck just was just Li Guo's hallucination.
The actor... Li Guo said sincerely, and he never expected that these two middle-aged strange acting skills were so amazing, and there was no trace of artificial carving. Their role was so natural and wonderful.
While Li Guo was still sighing about her acting skills, the small iron gate outside made a crisp sound of opening the door, and the whimpering sound of the god dog roaring the sky.
Just a few seconds later, the first person kicked the door open.
Li Guo doesn't need to use his brain to open the door in this way. Just think about it and you will know that it's the bird spirit.
After she came in, she looked around. When she saw Li Guo, she raised her eyebrows, rushed forward in three or two steps, and grabbed Li Guo's collar: "Come here for me!"
Li Guo looked at Mo Chou and Guo's father following her as if asking for help, but they no longer took Li Guo's eyes seriously and did whatever they should do.
Li Guo had no choice but to be pulled into the room by the seemingly furious bird spirit, and was shocked by the huge sound of closing the door.
"Little little, you're hiding deep enough." Touko Jing pushed Li Guo onto the bed with great force, then lifted up her beautiful legs in black stockings and stepped on Li Guo's belly: "Even I'm cheating, are you still human?"
Li Guo looked up along Touzi Jing's thighs and found that she was really wearing a short skirt...
"What are you looking at?" The Touzi Jing turned around and rode on Li Guo's body: "Is it you who proposed to me?"
Li Guo was stunned and shook her head decisively: "I really don't know..."
"Fuck me." Tooko-jin stuck Li Guo's neck with his elbow: "Isn't you honest?"
Li Guo tilted her head to the side and said in a very helpless tone: "I only found out ten minutes ago...that Li family is my family."
"Really?" Toriko Jing looked at Li Guo skeptically: "Then do you want to join me?"
This time Li Guo was asked... Is it a question whether I want to, or not?
With the bizarre personality of the bird spirit, Li Guo believes that no matter how he answers, the bird spirit will definitely be dissatisfied, and then he will take the opportunity to have a meal... After all, if he answers, she may say, "You won't even let me go" and then beat me. But if she doesn't want to answer, she will definitely say, "I am not worthy of you" and then beat me.
This made Li Guo unconsciously think of the joke of "let you not wear a hat"...
"Do you want to... or don't?" Li Guo looked up and down at the Toriko-sin wearing a sexy short skirt and jacket with a certain red beret, which was really difficult. After all, it is very dangerous to blurt out for the sake of life.
"Damn, I know your virtue." Toriko-jin tickled her big curly hair: "I've thought about it, I think it's more comfortable for us to be friends."
The bird spirit leaned down and lay on Li Guo: "It's a pity."
Li Guo was stunned and touched the forehead of the birdzijing with her hand, and then touched her forehead: "Are you sick?"
Toriko Jing knocked Li Guo off his hand: "What should I do, you bitch."
"Why am I a bitch..." Li Guo was so amused and crying: "Where did I mess with you again?"
The Touzi Jing was playing with Li Guo's ears while spraying a fragrant smell beside his face: "Do we have to stay away from it? You can't afford to hurt a woman like me?"
"Is it necessary... Don't blow in my ears..." Li Guo moved the head of Touzi Jing: "Get up quickly, if you don't get up again, you'll react."
"Oh?" Toriko-ghost deliberately shook his butt: "Then do you want to get to me?"
"Damn... even if Sister Feng shakes like this, she will react, okay." Li Guo tried hard to throw the bird's spirit off her body.
But he was just a mortal, how could he shake an adult golden-winged roc? The bird spirit only exerted a little force from the waist, and pressed Li Guo so hard that he could not move.
"In this way, we have to think of a solution." Toriko-jin touched his chin and made a Conan statement: "I don't want to find a man now, but the old men's idea was obviously asking you to take me away. What should you do?"
Li Guo nodded repeatedly: "I don't suffer any loss... Of course I agree."
"Fuck... you are not human." Toriko smiled and poked Li Guo's chest with her fingers: "Can you think about me?"
Li Guo was poked like this and couldn't even breathe. She took a long time to continue speaking: "You are killing people... Why don't I think about you anymore? Do you think I can disobey my father?"
"I can't either." Toozi Jing scratched her face in panic: "It's all caused by you. We used to play with small ambiguous things, so comfortable. Now that I've finished a ball, I can't beat your Mochou, so I can only be a young man. How can I bear this?"
After hearing this, Li Guo suddenly burst out laughing. He knew that his body was trembling, and even the bird's spirit started to tremble. At first glance, he thought they were playing something that was not suitable for children.
"You'll laugh to death." The Touzi Jing pinched Li Guo's face viciously: "The eldest young master of the Li family, what a reputation he has. He actually played with me. I was so angry when I talked about this. I still want to make you stand out. I'm so sorry for losing my personal life."
Li Guo shook his finger: "The Li family has nineteen family precepts, one of which is the most pretentious and practical, that is, he cannot hide his ancestors and is willing to work hard."
Toriko-jin cut off with disdain: "Then you work hard on your own, aren't you still selling bicycles?"
"Oh, don't always mention the pain in my heart, okay? That's just a transition. Actually, I've been reading books and taking civil servants exams." Li Guo patted the waist of the Touzi Jing: "Please get up quickly. If the previous generation of people see you, you will probably have to pass the door within three days."
Toriko crawled down from Li Guo with a sad face and sat in front of his computer in his room: "How many girlfriends do you have now?"
"Hey." Li Guo kicked her on the stool: "Don't you feel uncomfortable saying this? How do you ask me to answer?"
"I'll do it for you." Touzi Jing raised her finger: "Your Sword Immortal, Xiaolongnu and the cactus girl with a very strange personality."
Li Guo buckled his ears: "Sister Xue probably doesn't count."
"Hey." Toozijin kicked Li Guo's knee: "Believe it or not, you call Sister Xue now and ask her to take off her naked and wait for you in your bed at night. If you can't see her at night, I will let you take a nude photo."
"It's not that exaggerating..." Although Li Guo's tone was a little suspicious, he really didn't dare to try. Sister Xue seemed to be the gentlest, but in fact the madness in her bones seemed to be natural. Moreover, she was molting now. At night, a huge white dragon that was forty meters long landed on Li Guo's house out of thin air...
That consequence... is too exciting.
Toriko Jin played with the computer for a while, then suddenly turned around: "Did you call your secretary?"
Li Guo nodded: "Yes...how do you know?"
"Can I not know?" Toriko's clothes were strategizing and said, "What's the matter? The eldest young master of the Li family."
To be continued...