Chapter 286(1/2)
Name: New Leaf.
Title: New Ye Daojun.
Occupation: Taoist priest.
Hobbies: Senior late-stage women's clothing fetish, enjoying stealing girls' brass.
Introduction: Xinye Daojun was born in the Dharma-Ending Age of the Small Thousand Worlds. The great way of heaven and earth is far away and the path of practice is cut off.
When I was young, I accidentally obtained the inheritance of the immortal path and practiced continuously. I had no results for decades, but I was always persistent.
The time is at the end of the Dharma-Ending Age, the vitality returns to heaven and earth, and the laws of the Great Dao appear.
After decades of enlightenment, he has never broken through the barrier. At the end of his life, he has passed by and become a formal monk. The lifespan of the new leaf has been extended. From then on, the road of cultivation has become unstoppable and he has risen in a very short period of time.
Later, after adventures, I accidentally obtained a complete key to time and space, and relied on it to travel through the heavens to obtain the resources for cultivation.
The road to cultivation has been 1.29,600 years, and the new leaf has been completed through the tribulation and attained the Hunyuan Dao Fruit.
Standing at the top of humanity, the new leaf begins to feel that life has lost its meaning and gradually begins to sink.
After years of despair, Xinye developed his second hobby after practicing Taoism - women's clothing!
From then on, we went further and further on the road of women's clothing and became uncontrollable!
Looking at the collected information about the women's clothing fetish that was fooling his apprentice, Mu Feng couldn't help but rub his temples.
This outfit is indeed...shot!
In fact, people who practice cultivation naturally have nothing to say about their appearance, especially those who can achieve the Hunyuan realm. Their body has been transformed several times and has reached the level closest to the Tao. Even if they are not good-looking, they will be portrayed as beautiful men and beautiful girls by the laws of heaven and earth.
If you dress up well, even if this Taoist lord wears a woman's outfit, he will definitely be able to fool most of the creatures.
However, this guy is weird. His hobby is just women's clothing, not men dressing up as women.
So, except for wearing eye-catching women's clothing, he looks like a man no matter how he looks.
The sighing stubble showed melancholy, and the rich leg hair formed a strong contrast with the beautiful phoenix robe.
In short...it's just a weird flower!
No! This is not the point!
The point is... this guy is fooling my apprentice!
Rubbing his temples, Mu Feng said that he really doesn't want to deal with this woman's clothing tycoon. What if he sees the real person, he has needles in his eyes?
While Mu Feng was hesitating about what to do, the other party, middle-aged man named Xinye, also began to fool Xiaobudian.
"Young man, don't hesitate. Even if you don't believe me, you must believe in yourself!
I can see at a glance that you have a great opportunity. People with great luck will be able to meet me now. This is the beginning of your opportunity.
Apprentice to your master! As long as you worship me as your master, you will surely reach the pinnacle of this world and overlook the eternal reincarnation alone.
As long as...you respect me every day that delicious barbecue."
As he said that, middle-aged man blinked at the little Budian, "How is it? Boy...ah, no, baby, why are you still hesitating?
Are you moved? It’s better to act than to move. You…you’re making a lot of money!”
The skill tree has completely developed abnormally and has always had negative cooking talent. The biggest wish of the new Ye Daojun in this life is not only to steal all the brasses of all beauties in the heavens and all worlds, but to receive a disciple with full cooking talent to inherit his own mantle.
Well, it’s not his woman-like mantra, but his ability to taste delicious food.
In addition to being a woman-wearing fetish, Shinye Daojun is also a typical foodie, the kind of person who can't walk when he sees delicious food.
If you have to come up with a reference, it is like seeing Huang Rong’s beggar chicken Hong Qigong!
In fact, when he said this, Xinye was full of confidence.
After all...who is he?
He is the number one female clothing fetish in all heavens and worlds...ah, bah, bah, bah, bah! He is not a female clothing fetish, he just thinks women clothing looks good!
Well, that's right, that's it!
Apart from women's clothing fetish, he was a peerless genius who achieved the Hunyuan Dao Fruit in just 1.296 million years.
As far as he knows, looking at the heavens and all realms, those who can achieve Hunyuan at such a young age can count with one hand.
What's more, he is only more than 3 billion years old, and he is already at the peak of the Hunyuan realm. He is only half a step away from his own path, transcending the heavenly path of all worlds, and becoming a venerable existence.
Such a person, even in a higher-level world where there is a Venerable Realm, is a terrifying powerful man who is afraid of all parties. Now he wants to take a baby as his disciple. What reason does he have to refuse?
Moreover, his requirements were not high, and he just asked this kid to cook some delicious food for himself every day.
Compared to being able to take the heavenly level one by one, what is the calculation of taking time to make some delicacies every day?
Therefore, after the confident new Ye Daojun made his own conditions, he acted like a paranormal, waiting for the little one to become a disciple.
at the same time......
"What should I do? I met a very powerful pervert who insisted on accepting me as my apprentice. How can I reject him without hurting his perhaps fragile heart?
Waiting online, it's very urgent!"
When Xinye Daojun said that he wanted to accept a disciple, Xiao Budian had already taken the Wanjie Chat Group and asked for help from a group of senior brothers and sisters.
There is no way. Although he is precocious, smart, and talented, he has no experience in how to deal with the request of an uncle who is a woman-wearing geek!
Then, after Xiao Budian's message was sent, the silent chat group in all worlds suddenly exploded.
[Damn it! Big news! Some people are trying to kill themselves and want to take the little ones as their disciples. Isn’t this poaching?
Master, someone is poaching you! @Mufeng, no thanks, please call me Zhu Leifeng!
In addition, to say, when it comes to committing suicide, I would like to say that I am ashamed of this fellow Taoist who dares to dig out a prudent master!]
Those who can say such words are naturally trying to die all the time, either trying to die or pigs walking on the road to die.
After the pigs, the masses were silent for a brief moment for 0:00 and 1 second.
Then......
Xiao Yan: [(If you choose to reply to pigs), @Mufeng, catch three waves of mad pigs, Master, please call me Lei Feng!]
Lin Dong: [(If you choose to reply to pigs), @Mufeng, catch three waves of mad pigs, Master, please call me Lei Feng!]
Zhang Xiaofan: [(If you choose to reply to pigs), @Mufeng, catch three waves of mad pigs, Master, please call me Lei Feng!]
Bi Yao...
Han Li....
Hong Yi......
Everyone ordered the words of Zhuzhu, and then silently called Mufeng, so that no one would respond to Zhuzhu's death.
After doing good things, the topic was once again involved in the fact that Xiao Budian was asked to accept a disciple by a pervert in women's clothing.
Big Bearded Man: [Little Bit 666, I’ve just left the house for less than half a day, and someone is rushing to dig out the master’s foot?]
Monkey; [I dug up our heads because I think my old grandson’s iron rod can’t open the mountain or crack the stone?]
Little White Dragon; [Support the senior brother to teach the other party how to be a human being!]
Pig; [Brother Monkey, let’s go together, let those who are dying to know what awe is!]
Hong Yi; [If you want to bring me this kind of good thing!]
Han Li; [Reconsideration!]
under......
Reconsideration...
Reconsideration...
A row of reconsiderations, a group of people discussed going to Xiaobudian to sweep monsters together
Just as the itinerary was about to be decided, Bi Yao, who was the only female disciple in the group, asked in curiosity.
[Little Bit, who is the one who wants to accept you as your apprentice?]
Seeing the words of the senior brothers and sisters, Xiao Budian didn't think much about it and took a photo of the new Ye Daojun and passed it to the group.
[Here, this is this, a middle-aged Taoist priest who likes to wear women's clothing!]
......
As soon as the photo came out, a strange quietness appeared in the group for three seconds.
Three seconds later...
【Damn, this is so eye-catching!】
[Ouch! My eyes are blind...blind!]
[At this moment, I am so glad that I don’t have a golden eye!]
[How can there be such a hobby person in the world!]
A group of fellow brothers flooded the screen, saying that they had suffered a critical damage of 100,000 times by this picture.
To be continued...