Chapter 285
If a sculpture placed in the wilderness is like a sculpture, the whole person will solidify in the wind.
After a long time, Xiao Budian blinked his eyes twice, raised his hands, and looked down at the oil stains stained on his hands.
Turning his head, he looked at the fire beside him, and the grill with the remaining fragrance on the fire, but it was empty and lost its trace of barbecue.
"Am I... robbed?"
He blinked his eyes twice again, and said to himself in a slight voice.
After walking around in place, no trace of a second human was found at the sight. Even because of his hunting just now, there was no shadow of a wild beast within a radius of thousands of meters.
Then, the question is here!
No one, why did his barbecue disappear?
Could it be that the barbecue just now was just a dream for me?
Or, I just roasted fake meat?
I was puzzled that after the search was fruitless, Xiaobudian, who had indeed not found a suspicious trace, could only extinguish the fire beside him in a depressed manner, carry his big luggage bag, and continue walking forward.
Well, do you want to ask him if he is hungry?
The answer is naturally...hungry!
However, there is no other person to breathe in a few miles apart. If he doesn't move forward, where can he find food?
After being wrapped in this package for more than ten miles, Xiao Budian gently put down the package behind him, staring at not far ahead of him with his eyes radiating... a few huge wild boars!
"Eat it! Eat it all!"
He muttered, his stomach was already hungry and rumbling, and he rushed to a wild boar.
He raised his hand and took a photo. The wild boar, whose appearance was not damaged at all, turned his eyes and fell to the ground.
Before the other wild boars could react, Xiao Budian took action repeatedly and harvested four wild boars.
"Eat it! Eat it all!"
He grabbed two wild boar legs that were bigger than his body in one hand. His eyes were shining with light and saliva at the corner of his mouth. He walked back to his big package.
The fire was used to set up a barbecue grill, and Xiaobudian treated the four wild boars in turn and put the four wild boars on the barbecue grill together.
Roast, apply oil, sprinkle cumin chili powder in turn, apply sauce, and the fragrant and golden roasted whole pig slowly exudes a strong aroma on the barbecue rack.
"Gudong!"
Smelling the scent of the roasted wild boar, Xiao Budian subconsciously swallowed.
"It's almost ready to eat?"
Although it was still a little short of the most delicious barbecue his master taught him, he was really hungry. Moreover, there were four wild boars. He ate one first. After he finished eating one, the rest would be roasted very delicious!
Thinking of this, Xiao Budian wiped the saliva at the corner of his mouth, giving birth to white, tender and fat little hands, thinking of grabbing a wild boar closest to him.
This time, he would tear off the hind legs of the wild boar first.
He is moderately fat and thin because he often runs the wild boar legs with very tender flesh, and the golden oil is roasted on the barbecue grill, which looks delicious, and he can't wait!
The little hand reached to the hind legs of the wild boar and kept swallowing his saliva. The little Budian couldn't wait to eat the food he made with his hands for the first time.
Seeing his chubby little hand about to grab the boar's hind legs and tear it off, a bad premonition came, which made Xiaobudian subconsciously withdraw his outstretched right hand.
The next moment, with a sound of a silence, a hidden weapon flew over the wild boar's hind legs. If it weren't for the little guy stopping in time, he would definitely be hit by the hidden weapon.
"Ah! Who is it? Who is attacking me!"
Suddenly he was attacked by someone. If he hadn't reacted quickly, he would have been injured. Xiao Budian didn't care about eating barbecue anymore. He shouted, and his big eyes kept aiming around him vigilantly.
"You little brat, such delicious food hasn't been baked yet, how could you be so trashed!"
Just as Xiao Budian looked around, a middle-aged voice sounded with righteousness and indignation, and indignation.
Hearing this sound, Xiao Budian suddenly locked the source of the sound.
He suddenly looked up and saw a golden figure standing in the void above his head.
The reason I saw a golden figure was because the person who came was wrapped in a ball of golden light.
As Xiaobudian's eyes were concerned, the golden light gradually restrained, revealing a gorgeous palace outfit.
The figure has long black hair, a phoenix crown, and a noble wind cannon with gold and red colors.
It should have given people a feeling of being unspeakable, but at first glance, I not only did not feel unspeakable, but I felt a sense of disgust.
Just because, perhaps because he was standing below the visitor, he looked up at the little guy who was wearing a phoenix crown and a phoenix robe, and his long legs covered with legs hair under the phoenix robe.
At the same time, we can bypass the long legs and move upwards, above the phoenix robe and under the phoenix crown, and... the face of a middle-aged handsome uncle with a sigh of stubble!
Just imagine, a handsome middle-aged man with a sighing stubble gives people a sense of decadence, his legs are covered with black leg hair, but he wears a phoenix crown and a phoenix robe, and dressed in women's clothing!
How eye-catching this picture is!
Anyway, looking at the person who came out, Xiaobian’s first reaction was... It was so hard to bear to look at him!
"Boy! Do you know that eating delicious food is a waste of resources! If the barbecue is not ready, just start eating. You are committing a crime!"
It seemed that she didn't notice Xiao Budian's eyes that kept twitching and her expression of suppressing vomiting. The handsome middle-aged woman in the women's clothing looked down at Xiao Budian below, with a righteous expression on her face.
Well, if it weren't for the four barbecue grills next to Xiao Budian when he was talking, Xiao Budian might have been fooled by his righteous words to ignore the twisted feeling of his women's clothing.
Listening to the words of the handsome middle-aged uncle in women's clothing, he noticed that he looked at his barbecue from time to time from the corner of his eyes. The clever little guy figured it out in an instant.
Ignoring the words of the middle-aged handsome uncle, he turned his head to look at the side of his barbecue grill.
When I saw the "hidden weapon" that had previously attacked him, Xiao Budian said indeed.
The so-called "hidden weapon" turned out to be a piece of animal bone, a piece of pork bone that had just been gnawed, and had the aroma of barbecue!
Seeing this, even a fool knew that the wild boar he had just roasted was stolen by this middle-aged man with a studded woman.
This guy stole a roasted wild boar and wanted to eat his own roasted wild boar. He even jumped out and inserted it in a vertical gear. Is it easy to bully a child who has not been weaned?
"Hey, you thief, don't you feel ashamed of showing off such a righteous look?"
He is obviously the victim, but this middle-aged handsome uncle in women's clothing is still accusing him like a victim. It is not that young people will not be abusive to his problem.
To be honest, if I hadn't felt that I could not beat this flying guy, Xiao Budian had already discovered that it was this bastard who had stole his barbecue and rushed up and beat him so much that he couldn't even recognize him.
Now he is just verbally exposing his shameless behavior, and Xiaobudian feels that he is already very tolerant.
However, when he unexpectedly thought that after he exposed the identity of the other party's thief, the middle-aged handsome middle-aged uncle in the sky had no embarrassment on his face.
"How do you talk like a baby? How can you steal a monk's business? I'm begging for alms!"
The middle-aged man who claims to be a woman-wearing woman, has a look of justice, as if he is not the one who just became a thief.
Xiaobudian: "..." Apart from his master, he has never seen a second person so shameless!
"Ah snee!" Mu Feng, who was basking in the sun under the big willow tree, sneezing suddenly as lazy as an old man who had already buried his coffin under his neck.
"Huh? Who is thinking of me?"
Even practitioners will not catch a cold, let alone Mu Feng, who is already in the right path, is the Hunyuan?
Therefore, after a sneeze, Mu Feng couldn't help but pinch his fingers and began to calculate.
While Mu Feng was calculating, the conversation between Xiaobudian continued.
"You are just a baby, your whole family is a baby, I was weaned at the age of four!"
Hearing the female clothing tycoon above called her baby, Xiao Budian had big eyes waiting for the middle-aged handsome uncle in the female clothing tycoon.
"Haha! You are not a baby? Then what is the corner of your mouth?" The middle-aged man was not angry because of Xiaobudian's curse, and pointed to the milk stain on Xiaobudian's mouth and laughed at him.
"Oh!" Hearing this, Xiao Budian subconsciously reached out to wipe the milk stains on the corner of his mouth. He brought a lot of animal milk when he went out. On the way, he couldn't help but secretly drank a glass, but forgot to wipe the milk stains on the corner of his mouth.
"Tsk, the little brat learns to tell lies at such a young age!"
Seeing that the little girl quickly wiped off the milk stains on the corner of her mouth, the middle-aged man shook his head and curled his lips, with an expression of a worldly and unpredictable world.
"Who lied! You are lying!"
"Didn't lie? I didn't lie. There was milk stain on the corner of my mouth, but you said you were weaned at the age of four?
However, it is embarrassing to say that it is weaning at the age of four, right?”
Middle-aged continue to mock him.
"Hmph! I'm three and a half years old this year, and I'm weaned at the age of four. I'm drinking milk now. Is there any problem?" Xiaobudian's face slightly raised, with a stingy expression on his face, "Do you have a temper?"
Middle-aged: "..." Whose naughty child is this? Can I slap him to death?
No, I'm slapped to death, who's baking such a delicious barbecue for me?
"Ahem!" Thinking of this, the middle-aged woman in the clothing mate reached out to rub her sighing stubble, and said, "Wuliang Tianzun, I won't be calculating with you as a baby!"
"You are a kid, your whole family is a kid!"
Hearing the word "吉吉" by little, he immediately fought back. At the same time, he also noticed the middle-aged self-proclaimed.
"Is this a middle-aged male Taoist priest in women's clothing?"
"Cough cough!" Hearing the subtext in Xiaobudian's words, the young man coughed twice, and put on a pretended serious expression.
"I will introduce myself. I am a new ye, and I am known as the new ye Daojun in the world!
Today I passed by here and saw that you, a little kid, are destined to me. I am here to give you a great fortune. Boy, you have to seize the opportunity!"
A middle-aged Taoist priest named Xinye, who looks like you have taken a big advantage.
No matter how you look at it, it seems like you are lying to the wolf grandmother who is opening the door with Little Red Riding Hood!
Chapter completed!