988: Don't give up
"What kind of toys you gave me? It's so lustful. Is this a true portrayal of you?" The movie was released simultaneously in South Korea. Kim Tae-hee, who had just watched the movie, felt so weird, but she sleeps with the long teddy bear every night. She didn't think anything before, but it was just a bit weird. After watching this movie, she realized that it was a gift that Lee Donglai had planned, and she immediately scolded her without hesitation.
Li Donglai smiled and was shameless, "If you miss me, just hold it and sleep."
"The genius misses you."
There are many people who have the same idea, including Suzy Baby, whose bear doll has fallen in Korea. After watching the movie, I especially want to sleep with the big fat bear. As soon as Meng Jia returned to the apartment, she began to scold, "Suzy, is your previous doll still there? I'll exchange it for you with perfume."
"No!" Suzy said veto without thinking.
"Why don't you change it? When Brother Donglai gave us gifts, didn't you dislike him for giving you only a doll but a precious perfume?"
"Hmph, I'm not a fool." Suzy said proudly: "In Chinese terms, it's just one time and another. How precious are the teddy dolls now? Besides, my teddy bear is a limited edition plus size. It was specially produced before the movie came out and it can't be bought on the outside market. Woo woo, it's a pity that I didn't bring it out this time, and it seems to be back to Korea." In the blink of an eye, it looked like I was mourning and cute.
Several girls were defeated by her, "Your movie "Introduction to Architecture" was about to go back when it was released, and it was not all satisfied."
"Hey. Yes!" Suzy's eyes lit up and she was suddenly excited.
The media review of a weak man who is still at home and is a fresh young man, but his teddy bear turns into a drug-taking evil bear with a bad breast. The media review is 69 points. Rotten tomatoes have a 78% freshness. Such an R-level comedy full of swearing, unexpectedly received most praises.
Although the theater chain is only in its early 3,000s, it has led the way and maintained its advantage until the end! The overall box office revenue of $80.9 million on three days of the weekend shocked the entire Hollywood, with an average record of $24,976 in high-value single-player stores, and it has entered various lists with a high attitude. This kind of opening performance is only slightly worse than the premiere of "Hangover 2".
You should know that "Teddy Bears taking drugs" can destroy the childhood of many Americans. The effect is basically the same as the "Hair Brothers" who are making a fortune. This time, Li Donglai made everyone re-recognize him. Based on the unlimited standard of "no one will not stop if they die", all kinds of dirty jokes are covered with faces. Whatever playing with lower body and eating tofu to attack breasts is just a child. With the spit, all kinds of celebrities and big names are shot and killed in groups. This is what is the death!
"We just like shit, pee, and fart!" Many celebrity friends took the initiative to recommend this movie on their Twitter after watching the movie.
Li Donglai contributed the most Fuxk lines acting after "The Hangover". The trailer that almost competes in lung capacity shows the audience his skills as an RB singer.
In fact, the big sale of "Teddy Bear" comes from two gimmicks. The first is Li Donglai's new comedy route. Since the big sale of "Hangover 2" last year and having a big fight with American film critics, "Teddy Bear" is destined to attract much attention. In addition, compared with the yuppie who obviously has a handsome style in "Hangover", "Teddy Bear" is obviously a slut. In addition, he usually leaves a distinct invincible image on the ring, and the intelligent image of a genius director who is a super blockbuster such as "Inception" and "Avengers". However, he suddenly transforms into a fresh and refreshing place at home, which is enough to make people laugh.
So everyone discovered overnight that the image of the hawk-eyed and handsome archer in "Avengers" began to feel a little weird. "Teddy Bear" is more shady, more silky and more friendly than "Hangover". So this time Li Donglai was completely dirty, completely silky, and completely friendly. At the same time, he was completely friendly. Bullets fly across the board and kill people like numb. I saw too many things, and I wanted you to be useless!
The second aspect is naturally to destroy the alternative pleasure of your childhood.
Someone once said that "when a civilization is destroyed, it will always be wonderful when it is established", so Michael Bay was able to create his own unique "fireworks philosophy". Similarly, "2012" could trigger a ratings frenzy among countless people and talk about it. In fact, it is not difficult to find that people rarely worry about their future in conversations, but most of them are very happy to destroy various attractions.
New York was destroyed again and again. After seeing "The Fall of the White House", Chinese audiences can't help but look forward to what it would be like to move the scene of "Tian'an-Gate Fall" to the movie screen. The Japanese nation is born with a tendency to destruction, and all kinds of disaster movies and monster movies have great potential for selling.
This is a destructive impulse in the human subconscious, and movies and the Internet provide people with a channel to vent. Li Donglai's blind cat hit a dead mouse and happened to hit this psychological hint... Of course, this was also what he discovered in the newspaper later that he had been named a psychology master.
——So if you want to be cheap, you will be cheap and if you want to be dirty, you will be dirty. Instead, you will snatch a large number of visitors from the stripper troupe that seduces all kinds of idiot girls and gay men.
A comment from various media outlets has also been released. "This is a subversive performance of childhood toys, which is very inappropriate for children." The New York Times reported on the entertainment page: "The most unexpected surprise of this film is its fairy tale in the Spielber format; and it also earned some tears."
"Hollywood News" is not willing to fall behind. "If every toy dealer can be so bold about their products, there must be more interesting works on the screen than "Teddy Bear." The Chicago Sun also said, "This year's funniest, most joyful, disgusting, and most unlimited comedy. The Teddy Bear is the most interesting character in all movies, and the film is also the best comedy script."
The Los Angeles Times, which has a good relationship with the Phantom, gave a large-scale positive report and helped dig deep into the connotation of the film. "The satirical objects of the film include topics such as race, religion, emotion, reality, etc., but at the same time, they have enough warmth to adjust. Race issues, religious beliefs, emotional entanglements, life details, etc., etc. All elements you can think of are shot in this film. Director Li Donglai launched a screen-splash attack from the beginning of the film. As long as you dare to enter the director's eyes, they will scold people. Fortunately, the main creators did not forget to adjust enough warm elements. This makes people feel a little inexplicably moved while hilarious."
Even "beyondhollywood" came to join in the fun, "using everyone's well-known toys to play the edge of restricted movies, with wonderful chemistry. "The Teddy Bear" is one of the best scripts of the year. It appears hilariously from beginning to end without any pretentiousness. This alone is valuable."
Li Donglai was watching the praises he received from various newspapers on the crew of "Iron Man 3" early in the morning, and he blushed. He didn't expect anything about the reactions to race, religious beliefs, etc. After a long time, he sighed: "The reporter is so amazing."
"What?"
Robert Downey, a little boy, looked at him in confusion.
"Nothing. They are praising me." Li Donglai shook the thick newspaper in his hand, making a rustling sound.
Everyone around was speechless, and Kevin Feige smiled and said, "Is there anyone more narcissistic than you?"
"Yes!" Li Donglai made a decisive move: "Tony Stark."
Everyone smiled at it immediately.
Bingbingfan also took out a newspaper and handed it over. "Look at this British newspaper."
"Oh?" Li Donglai took it, "Let me see how the British praised me." Robert Downey Jr. said: "The British are the most sharp-tongued, maybe they are picking on your fault."
"Hey..." Li Donglai suddenly laughed.
"What, I guessed right." Donny raised his eyebrows.
"No. You guessed it wrong." Li Donglai said proudly: "It's all about praising me."
Just like this, more newspapers still focus on Li Donglai. The largest newspaper in the UK, "News", made a large report: "This is another breakthrough performance of Li Donglai on the screen. It is true that Li Donglai seems to have a trend of developing behind the screen over the years. The works starring are not as good as Robert Pattinson of the Twilight trio, but don't forget that he is a big director and can open a play for himself at any time. It's just that he doesn't want to. This performance and emotional appeal that is completely different from his own appearance conditions is worthy of praise. The teddy bear is hilarious and mixes many elements and master-level sensational scenes. The white rot is just a selling point, not all the film..."
Robert Downey Jr. didn't believe it, and took out a piece of paper from a pile of newspapers. After a few glances, his eyes lit up, "Ha, I'll just say it. How could those critics let you go?"
Li Donglai shrugged indifferently, just pretending that he didn't see it. Some praises and of course some abusers.
The movie with the most browsing and rated imdb website is "Teddy Bear", with more than 900,000 users participating in the rating, with the main page score as high as 8.5, and the top 250 score is 8.3. Li Donglai's victory in another R-level comedy film. It is not the same type as "Hangover", but it still makes people laugh. In addition to the power of "idol director", its popularity is undoubtedly.
But as a commercial comedy, his artistic nature will definitely be greatly reduced, not to mention such a movie that is almost spoofing and showing off the bitch index? There are also many criticisms.
But the factor that fans consider whether to watch is more about the audience's preference, rather than the freshness of picky critics. Moreover, the freshness of famous film reviews of "Teddy Bear" is 78%?
Li Donglai was working hard on the crew, and "Ted" outside made a crazy box office profit.
During this summer weekend, countless audiences who want to watch movies flocked to the cinema. Among the four new films, you want to watch comedy in "Rock Age" and "Teddy Bear". Who would you choose? After 17 years old, the unrestricted audience almost told the ticket seller: "Give me the ticket to "Teddy Bear".
Chapter completed!