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987: Teddy Destroying Sanguan + Destruction Yoda Master

On a warm sunny afternoon, the red carpet outside the Hollywood Chinese Theater was very lively. The stars in suits and evening gowns and dressed up handsome and beautiful faces were smiling, posing with the POS SMS to cooperate with the photographer to take photos, answering questions from the media reporters on both sides of the railings, and waved to the enthusiastic fans who shouted their names and signaled that it was the premiere of "Teddy Bear".

This is the premiere of Li Donglai's second directing movie this year.

The previous movie dominated the global film market almost the entire month, and this movie also made the audience look forward to it for more than a year.

The lineup of "Teddy Bears" cannot be compared with "Avengers", but its momentum is not weak at all.

Today's red carpet is also star-studded. The main creator Li Donglai brought Teddy Bear voice actor Seth McFarlane and heroine Black Friley to appear.

In addition to the rumored girl Black Flaley, there are many other beauties in the film, Laura Vanderwater, Jessica Steppe, Melissa Odway, and Natalie Portman, who became a mother, attended the show shyly. The Hunger Games male and female protagonists who were popular in the United States this spring were also surprised to attend.

Angelina Jolie took over the starring role of the Phantom adaptation of "Sleeping Beauty" movie "Maleficent", a few days ago. She will star with Emma Watson in the new movie, and will also support her this time.

The father of Star Wars George Lucas also appeared in surprise. He said to the reporter's camera casually: "I'm here to see what Master Yoda looks like in "Teddy Bear"?"

"Master Yoda?" The reporters looked confused, "What's the situation? Isn't this a Teddy Bear comedy movie? How could Master Yoda appear? Oh my God, what kind of collapse is this?" The audience who entered the audience was already ready to destroy their views. But when Lucas heard the revelations, he couldn't help laughing. The ** who wanted to watch the movie became more and more urgent.

"Lee, "The Rock Age" starring Tom Cruise is about to be released today." The flash kept on the sound of the cracks, and the reporters by the railings stared at Li Donglai in a black suit. A blond white woman asked loudly: "Do you have anything to say to Tom? Why didn't Emma Watson come to the red carpet today?"

"Well, I've heard of their movies. Tom is a good actor and hopes to work together in the future." Li Donglai nodded and smiled, saying hello to Natalie Portman, who was passing by, wearing a purple evening dress. He continued to laugh: "As for Emma, ​​she is taking care of her children at home. On such a hot day, just let me bask in the sun."

In addition to last week's "Madagascar 3", "Prometheus", and "Snow White and the Hunter", there are also five new films released this week. "The Year of Rock", "This is My Son", "The Art of Rap", and "Sister Love".

Among them, "Rock Age" created by Tom Cruise led a music team, is Teddy Bear's biggest competitor. They seized 3,470 theaters in North America and released it. "Teddy Bear" won 3,239 theaters, slightly less than "Rock Age".

Judging from the trailer, the promotional selling point of "Rock Age" is nothing more than Tomco's frequent naked body showing off his flesh and showing the muscles of an old man. The cool adult style of Cruise + rock is the birthplace, so it is not a problem to seduce some saliva-like audiences (most of them are women older than 25 years old). However, facing the broader "people", I am afraid that they lack the momentum, so it is really difficult to compete with the popular Li Donglai's "Teddy Bear".

At this time, a head was poking out from behind him, and it was Natalie Portman who was walking over. She was wearing a black evening dress and holding the hem of the skirt and smiled at the reporters: "I made a guest appearance in the movie. Although it only lasts for one day, everyone is so happy. It's simply a ruined view." She broke the news without hesitation.

The reporters laughed and took the telephoto camera to take photos of him and Natalie. Another female reporter asked: "Li Donglai, everyone says that this "Teddy Bear" is to make up for the loss of "Hangover 2". Do you think it can surpass "Hangover"?"

Li Donglai smiled and said, "I don't think "Hangover 2" is bad. "Teddy Bear" does make people feel happy, but they are different types of movies. You can't compare Star Wars with "Avengers"."

As the sky gradually became dark, the outside of the Hollywood China Grand Theater also changed from lively to deserted. All the celebrity reporters, movie fans and audiences entered the theater and were preparing to watch the premiere. The screening halls of 3,239 theaters in North America were all full. After all, "Avengers" gave the audience a great surprise. Li Donglai still maintained 100% of the reputation of good movies.

"Fortunately, I arrived, but I was almost late." Several young women squeezed into a screening room with big cups of popcorn.

As Suzy, who had received a toy doll from Teddy Bear, was curious about this movie, so this time I will take a look at the positive ones. "Thank you, thank you." The audience stretched their feet and shrank, and no one noticed who she was in the dim light. Missa and others found an empty chair to sit down and prepared to watch the movie.

Also looking at the big screen is Tom Cruise at the premiere. He spent a lot of money on "Rock Age" and sold meat naked many times in the hope of winning a good selling price. But he really doesn't have much confidence in his relationship with "Teddy Bear" which last year and was released at the same time as this year. Maybe... he always has some expectations in his heart, maybe "Rock Age" will become popular?

After a while, I saw a black film return on the big screen. The audience in the 3,239 theater screening halls slowly calmed down and the screening was about to begin. On the big screen, the audience discovered that it was different when the ink of the Phantom dripped. This time the villain was not Li Donglai, but actually a teddy bear dancing the sexy wawe dance.

Hollywood has been familiar with changing the opening of the movie, but this time it was the first time that the Phantom used it, and it felt a sense of surprise.

The film begins with a narration, with the camera from the universe to the earth and going to a snow-covered town in Boston, USA. A group of children are playing...

More than 20 years ago, a innocent and kind boy made a wish because he was afraid of loneliness without friends, hoping that his baby Teddy Bear could survive and become his true friend. What he did not expect was that some mysterious power made his wish come true.

The news of a living teddy bear soon spread throughout the United States. It was invited to attend various talk show programs, and then the audience saw a series of cheerful TV talk show footage. Jiong Situ, Allen, Uncle Chin, etc., and also appeared on the Daily News.

Less than 5 minutes into the opening, bursts of laughter broke out in the Chinese Grand Theater, and the same situation occurred in theaters across North America. Then, there was a chuckle again. They had learned about this scene from online videos, but when they were actually watching, they were still amused by the facial makeup of the host of Li Donglai Dui's talk show. A toy Teddy appeared on the talk show, and her eloquence was really good and she often made the audience laugh.

The funny thing is that the two are afraid of thunder.

At least the audience has not seen the Collapse so far. The movie is progressing well.

Film critics also changed their comfortable positions to continue watching the movie.

The story on the big screen is moving forward with laughter, and a series of innocent and cheerful shots pass by quickly, and subtitles are gradually printed below the screen. Directed by Li Donglai, starring: Li Donglai, Black Friley, Seth McFarlane...

The audience spontaneously responded with warm applause in the premiere screening room, but it quickly became quiet because the movie was still on display.

They were quickly attracted to it, Li Donglai lived with the teddy bear. After spending a happy childhood, the teddy bear became a star, and then...

Until more than 20 years later, Li Donglai became a young man who did nothing, and joy finally turned into trouble.

John, who is already in his thirties, is still single, smoking, drinking, smoking, and sucking mahjong with the teddy bear every day, living a drunken life. It was not until he met Laurie (Blake Frily), a girl who made him fall in love with at first sight that he was determined to change himself. However, at this time, the conflict between his partner and his lover gradually emerged, and two different lifestyles made it difficult for him to choose...

The audience soon felt a little reluctant to look at them, and all the beautiful memories of their childhood were torn apart by Li Donglai.

Diao Kaizi, smokes big cigarettes, and is crazy with the female clerk in a convenience store. He finds several prostitutes and girls to go home to have a party, and even pulls a soak on the floor.

"Haha!" The screening room was filled with laughter. Black covered his mouth with his hands, blushing with his face: "They are so happy, my ears are numbed by the laughter..." The audience believed that Li Donglai and "Teddy Bear" would definitely be funny. The movie was broadcast less than half, and the audience laughed almost more than "Hangover" back then.

All the main creators also looked relaxed, "There are no movies, and of course there are no box offices."

In the movie, Teddy actually invited "the outdated Hollywood actor Master Yoda" and "another outdated Hollywood actor Black Warrior" to a party.

After attracting fans, he fought crazy with the Japanese who jumped out of the next door, which was so funny that he was so angry.

The most eye-catching thing is Natalie Portman. Although there is no too much shot, it is also funny enough. Natalie didn't expect that the shot she was captured had such an effect, and her face was much happier. She once suspected that Li Donglai had edited her shot.

The story on the big screen continues, and the laughter continues.

Heavy taste, heavy taste, heavy taste!

It is all heavy taste that destroys the three views, and the audience just likes it. Perhaps Americans have more heavy tastes in their bones.

The premiere has passed, and Li Donglai has been in several major cities one after another, so he hurried back to the set to continue filming the ending of "Iron Man 3" to attract fans.

The box office of North America weekend from June 15 to June 17 was announced in the early morning of Beijing time on the 18th.

The Paramount DreamWorks animated blockbuster "Madagascar 3" has also flattened the "old handsome guy" Tom Cruise's nude singing skills this week. Tom Cruise's dream was shattered. In fact, he learned the next day that 60% of people in theaters were choosing comedy when he had given up this unrealistic idea.

This week, Paramount not only did not cut the release of "Madagascar 3" theaters, but instead raised five theaters on a small scale, firming up the super-large release scale of 4,200+ theaters. In the second week, Ma 3 successfully maintained the decline rate at around 40%, maintaining excellent single-stage revenue of US$8,327. North America continued to win $35.5 million this weekend, and now the cumulative box office has successfully risen to US$120 million.

At the same time, the overseas box office of Madagascar 3 continued to be popular. After winning the overseas box office last week, it once again won the overseas championship this week. The next week, Madagascar 3 only added a few release areas, but the box office rose by as much as $10 million compared with last week (US$43 million). The total overseas box office in three weeks has reached $157 million.

But they are so awesome that they are only second place this week.

The third place this week is also the second runner-up in last week, but the performance of "Prometheus" is not as gratifying as "Madagascar 3"! The next week fell by 60% the next week and accumulated 88.85 million US dollars in both weeks. Although Twentieth Century Fox has not announced the release and production cost of "Prometheus" until today, the grand stunt scene in the visually measured film is conservatively estimated to be around 100 million US dollars, which will undoubtedly further compress the profit margin of the film. However, looking at other films with alien themes, "Prometheus" has performed quite well. As of this weekend's $88.85 million, the total box office has surpassed the classic "Alien 2" in 1986, becoming the highest box office in the history of aliens.

Ranked fourth is "Rock Age" created by Tom Cruise, a music team that was released in 3,470 theaters, which won 15.06 million US dollars on three days of the weekend. Tom Tom frequently showed off his flesh naked body, showing off his old man's muscles and seduced some saliva-level audiences, but in the face of a wider "people", they may not have enough momentum and are all reported by the media. - The media is now proud.

"This is My Son" is just as tragic as "Rock Age", with only $13 million in opening paintings. This result is even about half of the first week of the century-old bad movie "Jack and Jill", and it is also the lowest first week of Adam Sandler's personal comedy. It seems that Rotten Tomato's "broken" feat has indeed "benefited a lot".

Other veteran films are still moving forward steadily. "Snow White and the Hunter" has accumulated a box office of 122 million, and it should be no problem to recover the final $170 million. "Man in Black 3" broke through the 150 million level, but the loss is a foregone conclusion. "Super Battleship" has released 1,012 theaters again, and Global has completely given up its final struggle.

So what about Li Donglai's "Teddy Bear"?

Perhaps this number confirms how terrible the "heavy taste" people are today? It is so scary that a white and rotten teddy bear that is unrestrained can easily rewrite the history of film history!

The champion is undoubtedly the one of "Teddy Bear". 3,239 theaters were released, but they surprised to win a box office of 80.9 million US dollars on three days of the weekend, with a single-player score of 24,900 US dollars, making all theaters regret it so much that they vomited blood.

This is the new release record of R-Early Comedy, sweeping all the movies released at the same time, and it is also the third film in North America to reach the 80 million+ level of the premiere weekend in 2012. The first two are "The Hunger Games" and "The Avengers".
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