Chapter 327 Show off your skills

When Ma Xiaoshu got off the plane, he ordered the dish from the phone of the staff of the "Fascinating Life" program. The people who answered the phone were Peng Youchang and Zhang Xiaofeng.

At that time, Zhang Xiaofeng's voice was cute: "Oh? Is it just cabbage soup?"

Peng Youchang: "Hey hey hey...Brother Shu, you are really not afraid of death, I'm convinced!"

He had recorded several programs with Ma Xiaoshu and had drinks with him twice. He already knew Ma Xiaoshu's voice and speaking habits, and he immediately recognized that the other person was Ma Xiaoshu.

Ma Xiaoshu said harshly: "I am not Ma Xiaoshu, why are you scolding others? You are Ma Xiaoshu, and your whole family is Ma Xiaoshu!"

Peng Youchang: "Hehehehehe..."

Zhang Xiaofeng was confused from beginning to end, turning to look at Peng Youchang: "Brother, Ma Xiaoshu? You order so plainly?"

Peng Youchang hesitated to speak, and then laughed out loud: "Pfft~ah haha ​​hehehehe!"

He Jiyong's voice came from outside: "Peng Peng, are you the ordering customer? What dish did you order?"

Zhang Xingyi followed blankly. He was scolded badly after participating in the show last season because he slept on the show for six episodes. Therefore, he was going to do more work this time, but there was nothing he could do.

Son.

Seeing Peng Peng holding the wall with a smile, Zhang Xiaofeng said: "A female guest ordered braised pig's trotters."

Teacher He frowned: "The female guest ordered braised pork trotters? Jia Ling?"

Zhang Xiaofeng: "I don't know. She sounds quite young. She shouldn't be Sister Jia Ling."

Peng Youchang quickly covered his sister's mouth: "Don't offend anyone. The second guest is a male guest we are very familiar with. He ordered boiled cabbage."

He Jiyong: "Pfft..."

Zhang Xingyi was stunned: "What's wrong? What happened to the boiled cabbage?"

He Jiyong turned around and walked towards the kitchen: "Teacher Fang, someone is here to cause trouble. Hey, guess what dish you ordered?"

Fangyuan is slicing cucumbers for making noodles with soy sauce at noon.

He smiled half-heartedly and said, "Buddha jumped over the wall? Chen He?"

As soon as he saw Lao He's state of not caring about the big deal, he had an ominous premonition in his heart.

He Jiyong did not answer immediately, but pulled Peng Youchang and asked him to speak.

Peng Peng kicked the dog.

Dog: "Ouch (I can't speak human language)!"

Then, Peng Pengcai smiled and said: "It's boiled cabbage!"

Benedict!

Lao Fang directly stuck the kitchen knife on the cutting board: "Who ordered it? I'll beat him to death!"

Peng Youchang squinted his eyes and said in a very vulgar way: "To be honest, you definitely can't beat him. He can be the first in a fight no matter what he does."

He Jiyong suddenly realized: "Oh! I know who it is. This coward deserves to be him!"

Zhang Xingyi: "Is boiled cabbage special?"

Teacher He explained: "This is nothing special. It is a famous dish in Sichuan cuisine. It is a very complicated dish. It sounds simple, but in fact it is no worse than jumping over the wall."

Zhang Xingyi: "Ah? I thought it was just boiling water to cook cabbage."

Some people say that this guy is pretending to be naive, but in fact, he is really naive most of the time, and he doesn't look like a thirty-year-old at all.

After all, the lottery has gone in, and Brother Zhang is no longer young.

Lao He: "Yes! How about we boil the cabbage directly and decide whether he likes it or not."

Fangyuan picked up the kitchen knife again: "Wait a moment! Peng Peng, you and Teacher He both know that person, right? Isn't he not a good person?"

Peng Youchang nodded: "I've never been a human being! We all know each other!"

Fangyuan continued to cut cucumber shreds: "Then I understand, isn't it too easy on him? We are all acquaintances anyway, so let's not be polite to him. I think so..."

He also guessed who it was, it was too obvious.

"Hahahahaha..."

"Hey hey hey..."

Peng Youchang laughed the most obscenely. The two dogs clamped their tails after hearing this, and both the male and female dogs were frightened.

On the other side, Ma Xiaoshu and Sun Zuer came in a car.

The road was too far, so Ma Xiaoshu fell asleep, leaning his head on the car window, his face distorted, and he was snoring.

They came early in the morning. Ma Xiaoshu slept too late last night recording songs and was a little tired.

Sun Zuer took out his mobile phone, took a photo with Ma Xiaoshu using scissor hands, and then reached out to tickle him.

The staff in the front row started the interview: "Zu'er, is this your first time coming to Mushroom House?"

Sun Zuer: "Yes. But I have watched this program before and I quite like it, hehe."

Staff: "Everyone has to work in the mushroom house. Can you do farm work?"

Zuer: "I can do it, right? I can't do it, but Ma Xiaoshu can."

"Have you and Ma Xiaoshu known each other before?"

"I've seen it before, but I'm not familiar with it."

You don't know him well and you take a photo with him? And you tickle him?

"Did you make an appointment to come together?"

"No, it's just a coincidence."

In fact, it was Sun Zuer who knew that Ma Xiaoshu had lost a bet with He Jiyong, so he asked his agent to arrange it. He had no other ideas and just wanted to come to Mushroom House with him again.

At the end of the day, the staff was scratching their heads. Teacher Ma fell asleep. Should I wake him up for the interview?

"Let him sleep, he will still quarrel with you during the interview."

"Well……"

As soon as the staff thought so, they quit.

Not long after, Ma Xiaoshu and Sun Zuer came to a small village by the river.

Seeing the big buffalo walking by, Ma Xiaoshu couldn't help but swallow his saliva. The beef was very strong.

Joey Sun: "Do you think you're recording "Gourmet of the Wild"? Rushing up and killing the cow?"

Ma Xiaoshu was carrying a backpack and a guitar case, and carrying Zuer's small suitcase in his hand: "I'm just taking a look."

Zuer grinned: "Hey!"

Believe it or not, your mouth is almost drooling.

The two walked through the country road and soon came to the new season's mushroom house.

This is a very old-fashioned rural courtyard, with adobe bricks, blue tiles, cement courtyard dam, and a chicken coop next to it. It is much simpler than the seaside mushroom house last season.

Still dozens of meters away, I heard the sound of a horn coming from the yard:

"Ma Xiaoshu! Ma Xiaoshu! Teacher Fang, Xingyi, Peng Peng, and my sister and I went to work in the fields. When you come, prepare lunch. The ingredients are in the refrigerator and the menu is on the living room table. Thank you! Ma Xiaoshu! Ma Xiaoshu

!Teacher Fang and I..."

It's played in a loop and the sound is loud.

Can you still play like this?

Sun Zuer's mouth opened in an O shape. He was shocked at first, and then burst into laughter: "Hahahahaha! Ma Xiaoshu, I want you to order boiled cabbage, hahaha..."

Ma Xiaoshu scratched his head: "How can this be done? I am a guest, I am the guest who orders food, how can I cook? It's so rude."

Zuer: "Hey hey hey... I'll go see what's on the menu."

She skipped towards the mushroom house, walked to the door of the yard and ran back, crying and staggering around.

Ma Xiaoshu grabbed her: "Why are you running?"

Sun Zuer: "Humph~ There is a dog!"

Ma Xiaoshu pulled her inside: "Didn't you know there were dogs before you came here?"

Zuer nodded, his face bulging: "I know, but I don't know that I'm afraid of dogs. I'm not afraid of the dogs I raise at home."

Ma Xiaoshu was speechless to her. He showed her the sheep in the sheepfold at the door: "What are you afraid of? His dog doesn't bite, eh? Do you want to eat mutton soup?"

Sun Zuer: "Yes! I also want to eat roast mutton."

Ma Xiaoshu said: "They asked me to cook. You said we slaughter this sheep. When they come back and smell the delicious mutton soup, will they be extremely happy?"

Zuer: "That's necessary! I'll get you a knife."

Take a shit!

Ma Xiaoshu stroked the sheep's head, and his smile gradually became abnormal: "Sheep, sheep, if this were in my show, you wouldn't survive even one episode..."
To be continued...