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073 Poke back and forth!

As expected, the "Fangqi point" was not covered. Xiao Yu didn't use too much strength. Bai Zhanji didn't even feel any pain in his waist. He didn't even notice any abnormality. He just felt

A stream of heat rushed straight from the place where Xiao Yu touched his waist to his lower abdomen, and then there was a gurgling sound in his stomach. He couldn't even react to the most basic movement of holding his breath, and the heat swirled around in his stomach several times.

The air rushes out from the anus - collectively known as farting.

"Brother, he is so annoying, he stinks so much." Xiaomi gestured and fanned under his nose with his little hand, as if Bai Zhanji's behavior was really unacceptable.

Bai Zhanji smiled awkwardly at Xiaomi, and then looked at Xiao Yu with a pair of big eyes. His eyes were full of anger, and he was on the verge of exploding. The surprised looks of the classmates were all caught by Bai Zhanji.

Here, especially Cheng Fengfeng's look like a monster, it was even more difficult for Bai Zhanji to accept. "Ah, Xiao Yu! I will fight with you. You made me embarrassed in front of Cheng Fengfeng, and I was so angry."

Bai Zhanji's voice was not loud, and only Xiao Yu and Xiaomi could hear it.

Xiaomi didn't know what was going on with this angry big brother. He suddenly looked at Xiao Yu with a pair of big eyes and a helpless expression. How could Xiao Yu be afraid of Bai Zhanji's threat? He continued to stretch out a finger and pointed at Xiao Yu.

Bai Zhanji looked in the direction and said with a smile: "Do you believe that I have the ability to make you deflate, and I have the ability to make you ejaculate? Look, this is the ejaculation point. I guarantee it with my reputation. This time I will admit it."

The acupoints are absolutely accurate and there will be no deviation. Believe it or not, if not we can experiment."

Bai Zhanji was so frightened that he didn't even dare to bluff. He directly covered his crotch with a pair of palms, hiding Xiao Bai Zhanji tightly, and then said: "I believe it, I believe it! Boss, you are so powerful, what did you say?

, that’s what. I apologize, I shouldn’t have said that you like the younger ones. Although, this is an unshakable fact.”

Xiao Yu smiled and scolded: "Screw you for the fact. I don't like tender ones in the first place."

When he said this, Xiaomi was still held in Xiao Yu's arms, and Xiaomi's legs were still wrapped around Xiao Yu's waist, which was clearly the most intimate gesture between lovers.

"That's right, boss, you don't like young ones. Seventeen is a bit young for you. You like younger ones. We all know this. We all know it." Bai Zhanji said in a loud voice.

There were bursts of good-natured but not good-natured laughter from the classmates. Yu Susu, who was sitting in the front row, obviously heard Bai Zhanji's words. Her face turned red with embarrassment, and then she said nothing and covered her head.

She rushed out of the classroom door. She had just mustered up the greatest courage to put the love letter she had prepared all night into the envelope she designed herself. But what she never expected was that Xiao Yu,

He turned out to be a pornographic man who likes teenage lolita. This is really embarrassing.

"That's how my reputation was ruined by you." Xiao Yu shook his head helplessly. From the moment Yu Susu rushed out of the classroom, Xiao Yu understood that Yu Susu had been misled by Bai Zhanji, and was not interested in

I had doubts about my own orientation. However, I had no interest in this kind of undeveloped little girl in her mid-teens. It would be better to do less than to do more. Let her misunderstand her, and Xiao Yu never thought of explaining anything.

This kind of thing will become darker and darker the more you explain it. Secondly, I don't have much impression or good impression of Susu in the first place. Instead of deceiving the innocent feelings of this little girl, it is better to cut the knot quickly and end my relationship as soon as possible.

A matter of mind.

Stories without an ending are always sad, but rather than being sad in the future, it is more practical to cut off all thoughts about Su Su now.

"Brother, what do you mean you don't like tender ones? What is tender?" Xiaomi suddenly flashed his two big eyes and asked seriously. "Tender", these two words are still a bit beyond Xiaomi's imagination, so I thought about it.

For a long time, Xiaomi still didn't figure it out.

"This..." Xiao Yu was confused. Originally, there were many words that could only be understood but not expressed in words. Now Xiaomi actually asked it seriously. Xiao Yu really couldn't think of any better explanation to analyze Xiaomi's mind.

question.

After thinking about it, Xiao Yu said: "Tender ones, like a cucumber, can be eaten when they are twenty days old. Now there are some that are twenty-five days old and can be eaten, but they are a bit old.

But we can still choose, the one that has grown for fifteen days is okay to eat, but the taste is not very good. But there is also a kind of cucumber that only grows for about five days. You can say it is a cucumber.

, it does not have the appearance that a cucumber should have, nor does it have the taste that a ripe cucumber should have - we call this kind of cucumber tender, which is basically synonymous with being inedible."

"That's it. It's too profound. Xiaomi doesn't understand this." Xiaomi really shook his head and acted like an obedient baby.

"You... still don't need to understand." Xiao Yu said with a sigh.

"No, no, I want to understand, I want to understand..." Xiaomi shook her petite body and said reluctantly.

"That's right, that's right. Boss, please explain to our little girl, hehe, explain what tenderness is. Explain why you don't like tender ones, but like more tender ones. This taste, quack, it's really not something that ordinary people can compare to.

Yes! It's a heavy taste, it really is a heavy taste." Bai Zhanji said in a nonchalant manner, fearing that the world would not be in chaos.

"Damn it, you still want to fart, don't you? Or do you prefer to be more obscene? I don't have the habit of cursing, so don't force me to violate my oath." Xiao Yu scolded with a smile.

"You've already cursed, you said, fuck it. Damn it, boss, don't deny it, this fuck should be a curse word, right?" Bai Zhanji is picky and picky, there is always a sentence that suits you.

"I scolded you. I admit it, but if you say I scolded someone, I don't admit it." Xiao Yu thought for a while and finally said.

"What's the difference between this? Damn it, boss, don't divert your attention. What do you mean you admit it when you scold me, but you don't admit it when you curse others... Damn it! Boss, aren't you just beating around the bush and saying I'm not a human being?"

You are so inhumane." Bai Zhanji finally understood the meaning of Xiao Yu's words, and was depressed and could not control his words.

"I think what Brother Yu said is right." Zhang Xiaoshan appeared behind the two of them at some point and said in a slow and low voice. It was just like Mr. Zhao Zhongxiang's tone when explaining the animal world.

.

"Fuck, you're joining in the fun and slandering me! Look at my yin finger!" Bai Zhanji stretched out his right index finger, imitating Xiao Yu's example, and poked Zhang Xiaoshan's "air point" with one finger."

Let you also know how powerful Chinese medicine is! Isn’t it just a Qi-releasing point? I can also identify the acupoint accurately, quack, quack, quack!”

Zhang Xiaoshan looked at Bai Zhanji expressionlessly, but there was no deflation as expected by Bai Zhanji. Bai Zhanji was very depressed. He stretched out a finger to look at Zhang Xiaoshan and saw exactly what Xiao Yu had said.

The position of the air hole is poked randomly, "I poke! I poke! I poke, poke, poke!"

"Ah!" There was a shrill scream. Bai Zhanji exerted too much force, and his finger snapped with a crisp sound. The finger dropped in a strange arc. This time, even if there was no fracture, at least it was a fracture of the bone fascia.

Lacerated.

Cold sweat flowed down Bai Zhanji's temples. Bai Zhanji held his left hand with his right hand and howled like a wolf for a while, then cursed: "Idiot, we're just poking acupuncture points, how can we be so different as human beings?"

!”

Immediately, he attracted a burst of strange looks from the classmates. Bai Zhanji said: "What do I do? I just poke a hole..." His voice became smaller and smaller, and when he finally said poke a hole, he couldn't hear it.

Here comes the sound.

Xiao Yu couldn't help laughing and said: "My point is to tap the acupuncture point. It hits the vital point at once and reaches the climax. Yours is to poke the acupuncture point, back and forth, over and over again, in and out... It would be weird if I don't ejaculate - no,

It would be weird if it's not broken. Come on, let me see if your finger is broken?"

"Fuck, you just fucking cum." Bai Zhanji cupped his palms and watched Zhang Xiaoshan make a strange move with cold eyes.

I saw Zhang Xiaoshan lift up his shirt, take out a textbook "Basic Theory of Traditional Chinese Medicine" from the inner pocket, and put it on the desk without saying a word. In the middle of the textbook "Basic Theory of Traditional Chinese Medicine", a figure appeared

The dents poked by tiny fingers.

"Damn it, your second uncle's frog legs. Are you still a fucking human? Put this book over there..." Bai Zhanji was so depressed that he almost vomited blood. No wonder Xiao Yu made himself fart twice at once.

I poked him several times with no results. It turned out that Zhang Xiaoshan had been on guard for a long time. In order to protect his chastity, he made a pair of invincible iron pants and hung them there waiting for him to take the bait. Mom, this is really embarrassing.

"You have to spend money to buy a schoolbag." Zhang Xiaoshan said in the same Zhao Zhongxiang tone.

Bai Zhanji stretched out his palm and shouted "five dollars, five dollars" in his mouth, and jumped towards Zhang Xiaoshan. Zhang Xiaoshan dodged left and right, and the two struggled into a ball.

Xiao Yu was overjoyed, even Xiaomi was laughing so hard that she was deeply shocked by these two living treasures.

"Forget it, ignore them. Xiaomi, who did you just say was looking for me?" Xiao Yu asked, holding Xiaomi in her arms.

"Sister. My sister, not Sister Yue." Xiaomi tilted her head and looked at Xiao Yu and said.

Xiao Yu was very surprised. Xiaomi's sister was looking for her. Why was she looking for her?

"My sister has been in a daze all day recently. She must have something going on, and she didn't tell me. I told her that Brother Xiao Yu is very powerful. You can ask Brother Xiao Yu for help. You will definitely help, right?"
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