"Okay, boss, you've become a fan so quickly." Bai Zhanji snatched the envelope with a red heart from Xiao Yu's hand. The envelope seemed to have been carefully handmade, and the little girl must have used it a lot.

Thoughts. Unfortunately, she was still too shy. Xiao Yu ran away without even seeing what she looked like.

"Give it back to me. This little girl gave it to me. Why did you grab it?" Xiao Yu gently pecked the soft numb hole about an inch above Bai Zhanji's wrist with two fingers. Bai Zhanji was not surprised.

He couldn't use any strength on his fingers, so he could only loosen them. Xiao Yu copied it smoothly, took the delicate envelope back into his hand, and put it into his pocket.

"What kind of kung fu are you doing?" Bai Zhanji looked at his wrist and was very surprised: "It's even comparable to the great masters and eunuchs in martial arts novels. Let me think about it, hey, I remember it seems to be in the Sunflower Book

This kung fu. Boss, please teach me. This thing is so awesome. If you just slap me like this, I won’t be able to use my strength anymore... When the time comes, I can hook up with a little girl or something, hehe, you understand."

Xiao Yu snorted disdainfully and said: "The Sunflower Book makes it clear that if you want to practice magical skills, you must wield your sword and commit suicide. After you commit suicide, you don't have to worry about hooking up with a little girl. Once it's settled, everything will be fine. This is really true.

not bad."

"Boss...you are playing with me again!"

"Are you kidding me? I don't have a hobby for heavy food. Let me tell you this, this is not a kung fu, it is an acupuncture point of traditional Chinese medicine. Those of us who study traditional Chinese medicine will recognize it sooner or later." Xiao Yu pulled Bai Zhan over.

Ji's wrist, pointed out the location of the soft numb point to Bai Zhanji, and then gently moved it with his thumb on the soft numb point on Bai Zhanji's wrist. Bai Zhanji immediately screamed.

: "I'm numb. I'm numb... I don't understand human affairs anymore..."

"How about it? Traditional Chinese medicine is magical, right? It's true that you can learn this. It can save people and kill people. How great. My father used to travel the world with a box of silver needles and was not afraid of wherever he went. My goal is to be like him.

A person like that will carry forward what he has not finished." Xiao Yu's expression turned gloomy when he said this. When he was a child, his father had a lot of time, but it was a pity that he did not study hard. Now that he wants to learn, his father's health is getting worse day by day.

One day, I was so hurt that I went to university to receive basic knowledge re-education. The most tragic thing in a person's life is not Bai Zhanji's fourth generation of apples or Xiao Yu's four bags of apples; it is that no matter how advanced medicine is, it has not yet been developed.

Regret medicine.

"Boss, your goal is to study hard. I am different from you. When I went to college, I only had one purpose, which was to find more girlfriends with different tastes. If not for this, I would have just studied hard at Shuimu University. I am

That's it for life. No matter what I study, my parents have already paved the way for my future. It's useless for me to mess around. Sooner or later I won't be able to defeat them. Instead of being a good student for a long time and learning things that I won't need in the future.

, it’s better to enjoy life now, man, I’ve seen through it a long time ago, the twenties are only a few years, if you don’t have a romantic life in the past few years, a man’s life will be in vain. It’s a pity, bastard, Cheng Fengfeng

You still haven't ignored me yet." Bai Zhanji said depressedly.

Xiao Yu asked: "Have you ignored her?"

"not yet."

"..."

Xiao Yu was shocked by Bai Zhanji, and casually pulled Bai Zhanji's head, and said with a smile: "As a man, if you don't take the initiative, you can learn from Jiang Taigong fishing... I rarely curse, and I can't bear it."

Live. It’s your mother’s. It was only when Taigong Jiang was eighty years old that his friends introduced him to an old woman. Are you probably waiting for this day?”

"That...that's not right. I haven't seen you take the initiative to attack, so why did Yu Susu stick to you for nothing?" Bai Zhanji said.

Xiao Yu asked: "Yu Susu? Which one?"

"Damn it, you don't even know her name, it's a shame that little girl put so much effort into it. She's the one who sent you the love letter."

"Am I the same as you? Don't you even look at it. I am so charming, domineering, talented, and a handsome man who is rare to see in a thousand years. Can you compare to me?" Xiao Yu said shamelessly. "Besides, this kind of

Children are not my cup of tea, and I don’t like this type. When I turned around, I asked... Yu what? This explains the matter. Although I am not a good person, I can’t delay the little girl."

"If you don't like it, give it to me." Bai Zhanji said, licking his face.

"What about your Cheng Fengfeng?"

"I am tolerant and accept all who come. I spread my kindness, cast my net over a large area, and focus on fishing."

"You..." Xiao Yu was really speechless. This is not called feelings, but promiscuity. It is not called dating, it is called promiscuity. "Brother Six said, can I scold you in words you don't understand?"

"Which sixth brother? Just scold me and I'll see if there's anything else I don't understand."

"You don't have to worry about Brother Six. I just want to scold you in words you don't understand." Xiao Yu said, "You are so damn cheap."

"I understand this, idiot!" Bai Zhanji pounced on him.

Xiao Yu stepped aside and flicked his finger, accurately hitting Bai Zhanji's numb point.

"Are you trying this again?" Bai Zhanji drooped one of his arms, saying that he couldn't use any strength.

"One trick can eat you all over the world. It is said in ancient poems that the mountain does not need to be high, as long as it is a girl's. The water does not need to be deep, as long as it is wet. It does not need to be many tricks, as long as it is high, the tide will do." Xiao Yu said, shaking his head.

"Boss, you are such a talented person." Bai Zhanji held his left hand on his right arm and said with emotion. "I bow down to you, I am ashamed of myself. You have to teach me this skill no matter what you say."

"That's no problem. First, how are you preparing for what I asked you to do?" Xiao Yu asked.

Bai Zhanji took out a white-covered notebook, searched through the index on the home page, and said, "That Gan Tiantian, right? There is no such person among the freshmen. There are two possibilities for this. First,

She is so ugly, even uglier than Sister Feng in our class."

"This is impossible." Xiao Yu said. "If you are uglier than Sister Feng, is that still a human being? Hurry up and stay at home and don't come out to scare people."

"That's the second possibility. She's not a student of this class at all."

Xiao Yu thought for a while and shook his head. The message the second master gave him should not be wrong. According to his understanding of those masters, let alone an ordinary student, even some people at the level of heads of state, as long as

If they are willing, they can find out and get to the bottom of it. Unfortunately, something or something is not happening in the southwestern corner of China recently. They are just trying to catch a fish. The second master and the others are really at a loss what to do. They have no choice.

, this kind of trivial matter only happened to Xiao Yu, a man with two swords and one half bottle of jealousy.

"Forget it, you don't need to check this matter." Xiao Yu said. The registration for new students has ended and the opening ceremony has been held. Wang Dongying must have all the student files. Let him check it when the time comes.

Got it all.

Xiaomi’s sister is so mysterious, even if she’s not Gan Tiantian, I still have to find time to get in touch with her. Let’s see what the pendant hanging on her chest is.

"Hehe... I think the first one is more likely. I don't dare to brag about it. I'm the second best at Dijing Medical College in this ability to check household registration, and no one dares to be the first. For example, the one who wrote you a love letter

Yu Susu is 1.52 meters tall, and her measurements are 75, 45, 78... which is considered to be an upper and lower standard, but she is a little shorter and a little more delicate. But she still has the potential to grow, after all, this little girl is only 17

Years old. Hehe. How are you, are you tempted? Open the envelope and see what disgusting words are written inside, so that brothers can see it. Hehe." Bai Zhanji read the recorded information according to the script, and he didn't know what he had done.

Where can I get so many such detailed things?

"It's too young, I'm really not interested." Xiao Yu shook his head and said.

"Where is it small? Is there room for growth in the measurements? It's pretty standard. Isn't there a saying that the more you touch, the bigger you get? Women are mined by men. Let me say, a person who doesn't know how to grow

Why can't you see the sweetness of others? It's better to see the reality of this little beauty who can see and touch it. There are no formal classes in the new school week, so hurry up. Wait until there are more classes.

We don’t have so much time.” Bai Zhanji said.

"You understand so well, why don't you attack your Cheng Fengfeng? Are you still educating me in this serious way?"

"I'm different. I have a mental disorder. Oh, Cheng Fengfeng." Bai Zhanji lowered his head and said, "Hey, rob my sister-in-law. Hey, rob my sister-in-law. This is not what humans do."

Xiao Yu said: "When did you become a human being?"

"That's right." Bai Zhanji suddenly reacted and cursed: "Fuck, you said I'm not a human being, I'll fight you. - Don't touch my soft and numb hole."

"There is a yi jing point, do you want to try it?" Xiao Yu said with a smile. "In addition to the soft numb point, I also know many acupuncture points. For example, the yi jing point can allow you to ejaculate without a woman; for example,

The air hole allows you to fart in public; for example..." Xiao Yu said as Shu Jiazhen said, and suddenly her eyes straightened and she stared blankly at the door of the classroom.

"Little Lolita!" Bai Zhanji also saw the little girl at the door of the classroom. She was wearing a one-piece floral sleeveless dress. She looked like she was only in her teens. She was pretty and cute, incomparable. "Bi Yu Susu has

There’s so much potential.”

"You are indeed not a human being, and such a young girl can still comment in this tone." Xiao Yu's eyes still stayed on the little girl, and he said without squinting.

"Aren't your eyes straight?" Bai Zhanji asked.

"Big brother!" Xiaomi looked around the classroom and found Xiao Yu easily. He ran over happily and threw his arms on Xiao Yu. Xiao Yu smiled bitterly and shook his head, and hugged Xiaomi with his backhand.

In his arms, Xiaomi crossed his legs and hung them on Xiao Yu's waist. "Brother, my sister is looking for you."

"Grass, you said you don't like tender ones, but it turns out you like tender ones. You also said that I'm not a human being, grass. You are worse than a beast." Bai Zhanji said with a curse. Suddenly, with a "pounce" sound, he let go.

A loud fart immediately attracted the attention of the students in the classroom more than Xiao Yu. Bai Zhanji lowered his head and saw that Xiao Yu's index finger was right on his waist.
Chapter completed!