058 Oh, this is cool!
"Ah, someone fell down."
"I fainted, I fainted. Call 120, quickly."
"Doctor, doctor..."
The students in the class crowded around and started to come up with ideas.
Xiao Yu and Bai Zhanji also gathered around, and the crowd was noisy.
"Why are you calling 120? Damn it." Bai Zhanji and Xiao Yu were squeezed outside the circle and couldn't see clearly what was going on inside. Bai Zhanji cursed casually and said, "What do we do for food? What do we do?"
I’m in the Clinical Class 120 of Traditional Chinese Medicine, why do I need to find another doctor?”
The students were doing their own thing and no one paid attention to him.
"It will kill people. Drive them away." Xiao Yu said angrily. Apart from causing chaos, there is no other ability, so what's the use of surrounding you here.
"They didn't listen even if I told them." Bai Zhanji said helplessly.
Xiao Yu chuckled and said: "Look over there, Cheng Fengfeng is looking at you. Now is the best time for you to show your manliness. After passing this village, there is no such store."
"Where is it, where is it!" When Bai Zhanji heard about Cheng Fengfeng, his spirits immediately rose.
"I was right there just now, looking at you with a smile on my face." Xiao Yu said nonsensically: "I sent all the classmates away, so I naturally saw you."
"Really? Look at my boss! This is nothing."
Bai Zhanji flipped over to the lectern and yelled: "Quiet! Everyone be so fucking quiet. Which seat are you in? Go back to that seat and don't fucking delay me watching Cheng Fengfeng——"
Ha, the class burst into laughter, and Cheng Fengfeng blushed unconsciously. Bai Zhanji quickly changed his words: "No, don't delay our classmate's treatment, bastard. We ourselves are here to study medicine, and we are so panicked, we want to
What are you talking about? How can you be as calm as a doctor? When you are a doctor, you won’t even frown at all that day.”
"You fucking freshman, do you know medicine?!" A tall boy below scolded him. "If you know it, why don't you learn it?"
"What are you talking about? Are you talking like that? I don't understand medicine, yes, I don't understand. If I don't understand, I just hide aside and don't delay other people's business. You, that is
Talk about you! Damn, you treat this classmate of ours?! If you can’t cure it, get out of the way. We don’t understand, isn’t that—our class teacher is still here?! It’s all gone.” Bai Zhan
Ji made a move in his mind and put Yuan Hou in front.
Yuan Hou hid aside and laughed in his heart, well, this Bai Zhanji is indeed a talent that can be made, knowing that there is a teacher here.
"Students, please spread out and let the teacher take a look." Yuan Hou said with an air of dignity.
Xiao Yu glanced at Yuan Hou, who was far away from the crowd, and thought to herself, this girl is a good teacher. She didn't wait for Bai Zhanji or other students to call out his identity as a teacher, but he was still pretending to be a teacher.
Garlic, your airs are more important than the safety of your students. You are simply not worthy of being a teacher.
The students heard the teacher's words, thought for a moment, and realized that the people gathered around them could not help much, so they dispersed and each returned to their seats.
As soon as the students dispersed, the situation suddenly became awkward.
On the podium, there were only the fainted student, Bai Zhanji standing on the podium, Yuan Hou with black lines on his face, and Xiao Yu who was laughing.
"Xiao Yu!" Yuan Hou suddenly became angry, and then said coldly: "What are you doing in our class?"
Xiao Yu chuckled and said: "Teacher Yuan, hehe, I am your student now. Why, I didn't go to breastfeed today. Is my memory declining?"
Yuan Hou forcibly suppressed the anger in his heart and comforted himself by saying, My identity is a teacher, a teacher. If I don’t know him the same way, I will never know the same thing as him. He took two deep breaths, calmed down his mood, and walked to Xiao Yu.
He said in a low voice: "If you fall into my hands, humming, you will be able to enjoy your good fruits."
Xiao Yu also responded in a low voice: "What kind of good fruit? To tell the truth, Mr. Yuan, I just like to eat coconuts. This fruit is more fragrant and sweet. If you take a sip hard, the milk of the white flowers - no, the juice of the white flowers will flow in.
It feels so good when you put it in your mouth."
Bai Zhanji saw all the expressions and movements of the two people, and now he finally believed that what Xiao Yu said about having an affair with Yuan Hou was indeed true.
"Okay. I'll treat you to a coconut later." Yuan Hou squeezed out a few words through his teeth and said fiercely.
If you don't eat, damn it, I'll smash your head in with a coconut and make you a fucking bastard.
"See the patient first, see the patient first." Xiao Yu said with a smile, "It won't be too late to talk about eating coconuts until we contact Yang Zilu."
"Okay. If you have the guts, let's see how I deal with you later." Yuan Hou said harshly and turned around to see how the patient was doing.
The students below didn't know what Yuan Hou and Xiao Yu were whispering, but they saw that the two seemed to have a few words of discussion before they came to the side of the boy who fell on the ground. Could it be that the two of them were studying the condition?
Xiao Yu's identity immediately aroused everyone's curiosity.
At least, it looks much more comfortable than that man standing on the podium acting like a monkey.
——
——
The boy lying on the ground is taller, more than 1.8 meters tall, but his body is relatively thin. He only looks about 180 pounds, and is thinner than nearly half of the girls in the class.
His face was sallow and slightly pale.
There were beads of sweat on his forehead. On the back of his head, there was a big bump from falling to the ground.
His eyes were narrowed tightly, and his thin lips were pursed tightly.
The body is trembling slightly.
Xiao Yu and Yuan Hou looked at each other, and the air was filled with the smell of gunpowder. The two of them took action almost at the same time, grabbing the wrist of the boy lying on the ground without saying a word, and placed their fingers on his pulse.
"What are you doing?" Yuan Hou finally couldn't help but ask.
"Whatever you do, I will do." Xiao Yu maintained his proper smile and chuckled: "Pulse diagnosis. Isn't Teacher Yuan doing the same thing?"
"Are you worthy of knowing pulse diagnosis?" Yuan Hou curled his lips and said.
"I know a lot more than you." Xiao Yu looked at Yuan Hou without fear.
If looks can kill, Xiao Yu has been killed hundreds of times by Yuan Hou.
"Joke." Yuan Hou sneered. A freshman knows nothing.
"Who is this boy? He is so handsome." said a nymphomaniac girl.
"Yes, yes, look, our head teacher is still discussing his condition with him."
"..." Only Bai Zhanji squatted on the lectern and knew what the two men were talking about.
That's so awesome, Bai Zhanji thought to himself. He confronted the teacher on the first day of school. Such a person should not be the boss. God is really blind.
"Change." The two of them said it almost at the same time. They were both stunned at the same time.
The time required for pulse diagnosis on one side is basically sixty breaths. This requires the doctor to keep a calm mood no matter what the situation. Only by breathing smoothly can the doctor better grasp the pulse diagnosis time.
To be able to control breathing so accurately, it seems that the other party has been immersed in this technique for many years.
Almost at the same time, after completing the pulse diagnosis, the two of them unintentionally took a look at the student's eyelids and checked the pulse of the arteries in his neck.
Xiao Yu also took advantage of the situation and touched the student's belly.
"He is heavy and weak, and has been ill for a long time." Yuan Hou sighed and said. "Are there any of his fellow villagers or former classmates in the class? How is he usually doing?"
A group of students chattered for a while, but no one stood up. Everyone came from all over the world and gathered at Dijing College of Traditional Chinese Medicine. How could it be such a coincidence that there were fellow classmates and so on, and they were in the same class at the same school?
"What did he eat in the morning?" Yuan Hou asked again.
No one can tell.
At this time, Bai Zhanji suddenly said from behind: "We live in the same dormitory. But I don't know him well. Maybe his family conditions are relatively poor. I don't know what he ate in the morning."
"..."
It's like not saying anything.
"That's troublesome. I don't know what his body was like before, and it's not easy to take medicine randomly." Yuan Hou frowned and thought for a while, and said: "If it doesn't work, inform the hospital and take him to a big hospital for a diagnosis."
.I suspect that his physical condition was relatively poor in the past, and there must be some primary disease that caused this syncope."
The main subject taught by Yuan Hou is not in the field of clinical application, but in the side subject of the brief history of the development of traditional Chinese medicine. There are not many opportunities to apply traditional Chinese medicine on weekdays. Now that I see this student like this, my first reaction is to go to the hospital first.
Check again.
"Don't go to such trouble." Xiao Yu straightened up and said softly: "Teacher Yuan's pulse diagnosis was slightly wrong. This patient's pulse is not heavy and weak, and he is weak due to long-term illness. I feel that it should be floating and hollow, and his stomach is
Insufficient Qi. It is also due to physical weakness that leads to weakness, but I don’t think he has any other past medical conditions. He just has insufficient stomach Qi.”
laugh--
Yuan Hou sneered, how is this possible? Lack of stomach qi? You thought it was during the three years of natural disasters that they tightened their belts and lived a life.
"Nonsense. Don't talk nonsense if you don't understand. I am the class teacher and I have to take responsibility for you. Listen to me and no one is allowed to touch him. Bai Zhanji, come down and watch, and I will inform the school leaders." Yuan Hou calmly ordered.
"Especially you, Xiao Yu, don't think that you are a doctor just because you have an affair with Li Lingyue. You are still far from it."
After saying that, Yuan Hou turned around and left, going directly to the school leaders to report the situation.
Xiao Yu looked at Yuan Hou's back and sighed.
I don't have the same experience as a villain like you.
If we have this time, we might as well treat this classmate.
"Who brought water? Or snacks would be better." Xiao Yu asked in a deep voice.
After a while, Cheng Fengfeng stood up and said, "I have it here."
"I'll get it. I'll get it." Bai Zhanji was so excited that he didn't care about Yuan Hou's instructions. He jumped off the desk and took the thing from Cheng Fengfeng's hand.
Chapter completed!