"The mythical beast of the Internet is Bai Zhanji. He is male and likes women. He is young and unmarried, and Yunying is unmarried. Thank you." After Bai Zhanji came on stage, he finished his words in one breath. The key is that the yin and yang of what he said was full of flavor.

Under the podium, applause sounded.

I have to say that Bai Zhanji has the desire to express himself, and his eloquence is also good.

In particular, the seven words "Network Divine Beast Bai Zhanji" have already formed a brand effect. It can be said that among the freshmen in the entire college, almost everyone knows about it. Of course, there will always be strange monsters like Xiao Yu.

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After Bai Zhanji finished speaking, Yuan Hou smiled and nodded to him.

Yuan Hou knew that this boy had stated that his college entrance examination scores were among the best among so many students. After getting to know him, he would definitely be absorbed into the student union and other organizations. As long as he was willing, his future would be limitless.

"This is obviously a pirated copy of what I just said." Xiao Yu was lying on the desk, listening to Bai Zhanji's nonsense, but in his heart he was planning how to make Yuan Hou look embarrassed.

After Bai Zhanji, a boy came on stage. Xiao Yu was not in the mood for this kind of self-introduction. Most people are ordinary. It’s not too much to know someone more, and it’s not enough to know someone less.

Next, a girl came on stage. She was pretty good-looking. Bai Zhanji immediately called out her name. When the girl started to introduce herself, it turned out that her name was exactly what Bai Zhanji said.

Everyone came on stage one after another. Bai Zhanji could name any pretty girl.

Then a girl came on stage. Before she started speaking, screams came from below.

Xiao Yu noticed that Yuan Hou's eyes were a little straight.

This girl should be Yuan Hou's favorite, with big breasts and wide buttocks, and her breasts are swaying with every step she takes.

What's even more surprising is that this girl actually has a baby face. There are two small dimples on her face, and she smiles gently, revealing two small tiger teeth. She is an authentic ****.

Snap!

A soft sound.

Xiao Yu suddenly discovered that Bai Zhanji, known as the mythical beast of the Internet, was actually dripping with tears, flowing down the corner of his mouth, and a small patch was already wet under the desk.

"Cheng Fengfeng, you are my favorite." Bai Zhanji did not hide his pervert face and said while crying.

Cheng Fengfeng bowed on the stage and said quietly: "Hello everyone, my name is Cheng Fengfeng, not Feng Chengcheng."

Brush! Eyeballs all over the place. When Cheng Fengfeng bowed, the pair of breasts on his chest jumped out from the V-neck collar, which was a feast for the eyes of all the perverts present.

"I'm dead, I'm dead. Cheng Fengfeng, oh, Cheng Fengfeng." Bai Zhanji covered his chest and shouted exaggeratedly.

"If you like it, chase it. Those who come early will eat meat, and those who come late will drink soup." Xiao Yu said. "You can't solve the problem by being lazy."

"Who is spitting?" Bai Zhanji rubbed the corner of his mouth with his sleeve and said dissatisfied. "This is obviously saliva."

"Fuck, isn't that different?"

"It's different. You should be more civilized in your speech. Don't act like an old farmer in the country."

"..."

Xiao Yu raised his thumb and said: "There are not many people I admire, but you are the first one who is as thick-skinned as you."

"Don't praise me, I'll be proud." Bai Zhanji rubbed the corner of his mouth with his sleeve and said.

Xiao Yu thought for a while and asked: "I don't understand. How can you know that woman's name just by looking at her?"

"It doesn't matter, it's drizzle." Bai Zhanji said: "Don't talk about our class, our department, our college, I can name everyone who can be ranked. We have the information. This Cheng Fengfeng, mother's

, there is already a man, the chairman of the student union of our clinical department of traditional Chinese medicine. Mom, all the good flowers were eaten by dogs. Oh, Cheng Fengfeng, oh, Cheng Fengfeng."

"What's wrong with the student union president? You have to grab it if you should." Xiao Yu encouraged.

"The chairman of the student union and I are buddies. Damn, we can't do this kind of thing of seducing my sister-in-law. Ah, Cheng Fengfeng, oh, Cheng Fengfeng."

Xiao Yu patted Bai Zhanji on the head and said with a smile, "I knew she was my sister-in-law, but I kept talking about it."

"I've thought about it. I'll make an excuse first. I'll break up with the department chairman. I'll blow the lamp and pull out the wax with him first, and then go to Cheng Fengfeng. This won't be considered seducing my sister-in-law. Are you right, brother? This is my plan.

How is it?" Bai Zhanji asked.

"It's pretty good." Xiao Yu praised, "It's just that some of it is not human."

"Hey, in this college, not many people say that I am a human being. I came here once before the college entrance examination, and most of the brothers here know me. Oh, Cheng Fengfeng, oh, Cheng Feng

Feng.”

"Much better than me. I don't even recognize my male or female." Xiao Yu said.

"That's right, from now on you can just hang out with me, and I'll ensure that you have a good time, drink, and beauties every day." Bai Zhanji said, patting his chest.

When he raised his head again, Cheng Fengfeng had already stepped down.

A girl came on stage. She looked so beautiful. She dressed up a little and could compete with Sister Feng.

When the girl spoke, she was so angry that Xiao Yu almost spit out his morning meal.

"I guess you will be disappointed." Xiao Yu and Bai Zhanji lay on the desk, lowered their heads and whispered. "Classical beauties are classical beauties, but I don't know whether they are Wuyan or Dongshi."

"A little bit worse than the beauty of my old school class." Bai Zhanji said in a low voice.

Xiao Yu glanced at Bai Zhanji with a face full of surprise, "Damn it, this kind of thing is a little worse than your original class beauty, are you still living a human life?"

"Understood." Xiao Yu said: "If I were you, I would drop out of school. That kind of shabby school, you can't go to that kind of shabby school even if you pay me for nothing and take off your pants even if you call me daddy."

"Long live my understanding, I'm bursting into tears!" Bai Zhanji held Xiao Yu's hand and said with emotion: "Why don't you go on stage and introduce yourself? This is a good opportunity to leave a good self-impression on the girls."

"I'll think about it first and talk about it later. That monkey and I have a private holiday." Xiao Yu glanced at Yuan Hou and said lightly.

"Which monkey?"

"Team leader, Yuan Hou. - Ape, thank you for calling me Bai Zanji." Xiao Yu curled his lips and said.

Bai Zhanji was stunned for a moment, then he held Xiao Yu's hand and said with emotion: "I thought my life was already very awesome, but I didn't expect that your life, brother, would be even more awesome. I just entered school.

On the first day, you had a feud with the class leader. Brother, I admire you very much. I admire you very much. Then brother, I would like to ask, why did you and the class leader become enemies?"

Xiao Yu thought about it for a while, but there was no deep hatred. It was just that Yuan Hou had a strange exchange with that girl when he was buying clothes, and Li Lingyue said that she hated Yuan Hou. Later, Xiao Yu's words were ambiguous.

Yu also could tell that Yuan Hou had some interest in Li Lingyue. Yuan Hou's expression when he saw him and Li Lingyue together was clearly a sour and jealous one. If there was a feud, it should be for this reason.

"He robbed me of women." Xiao Yu said calmly.

She was determined not to steal women from him, because Li Lingyue herself would not listen to his tricks, so it was quite accurate to say that Yuan Hou was stealing women from him.

"Holy shit, brother, you are my fucking idol! You are awesome, you are so fucking awesome. Stealing your girlfriend from your class teacher is not something that an average person can do. I admire you so much,

I have decided that in the past few years at Dijing College of Traditional Chinese Medicine, I will follow you!" Bai Zhanji said with a face full of envy and a hint of sincerity.

He even had to think twice about grabbing Cheng Fengfeng. After all, Cheng Fengfeng had a senior boyfriend. When Xiao Yu was ready, he directly grabbed the class teacher's girlfriend.

Just now he said he wanted Xiao Yu to follow him, but he changed his tune again without saying a few words.

"You are wrong." Xiao Yu corrected: "It was he who wanted to steal my woman, not me who wanted to steal his girlfriend. - He can't even snatch my woman away. I also watch his girlfriend.

I can’t go up.”

Recalling the time when that sexy girl Yang Zilu started to moan and almost turned into a butterfly after he touched her twice, Xiao Yu felt a sense of revenge.

So Xiao Yu added: "Monkey's girlfriend feels good to touch, especially those two big murder weapons, which are men's natural enemies. But you can touch her, but it won't be a problem if you snatch her away. We don't have that hobby."

"You - you, you!" Bai Zhanji was even more shocked. Well, he just said that he didn't know the people in this school, okay, but he knew the teachers in the school. Damn, he dared to steal the girl from the class teacher

My friend also touched the big breasts of the class teacher’s girlfriend.

Damn it, this guy is still not human.

"Brother - no, brother, you are really a brother. Your methods are a thousand times better than those of brothers. Oh Cheng Feng Feng, oh Cheng Feng Feng. My Cheng Feng Feng, I am counting on you, brother.

"Bai Zhanji hurriedly fawned and said. "You must accept me as your younger brother. I really admire you, brother. You are so talented. You are so fucking talented."

Xiao Yu thought for a while and said, "It's okay to follow me. I have a test for you."

"Brother, tell me."

"You are so familiar with the girls in school, please keep an eye on Gan Tiantian's whereabouts for me." Xiao Yu said.

Things should be put to their best use and people should be used for their duties.

It's perfect for Bai Zhanji to do this.

Bai Zhanji patted his chest and said, "It's nothing to worry about. Don't worry, I'll take care of it for you. I'm just a sweet girl. Don't worry, the results will be out in two days. I've killed all over the world for nothing. If I find a girl, I'll just follow him."

It's like checking the household registration book. I'm sure I can find out all eight generations of her ancestors. But there is one thing. After you find out, you must accept me as your younger brother."

The two of them were studying the women in the college when suddenly there was a loud bang on the podium, and then the classroom became chaotic.
Chapter completed!