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Chapter 2 The Crappy System

Poor Tang Hao was pulled into the back kitchen by the boss's wife, and the whole restaurant was filled with his screams.

At 10:30 in the evening, Tang Hao was walking on the way home with his soulless body. He swore that as long as Yan Chen's unlucky girl dared to open the door for him, she would definitely let her know why the flowers were so popular!

Although the boss's wife did not remove him from the bottom of the box, she was pulled to the kitchen to wash dishes. Even if the boss's wife had something to do, she slapped someone sitting there hard to wash dishes on the back of the head.

Touching the back of his slightly swollen head, Tang Hao felt that his life was dark.

Apart from the footsteps of Tang Hao, there was only a buzzing thunder on the way home.

He looked up at the clear sky and murmured, "Are you teasing me? There is still thunder in the sunny day. If you have the ability, you can shoot me a flash of lightning and show me!"

Boom!!!

A ray of light shone across the sky, scaring Tang Hao so much that he ran away.

Before he could take a few steps, a golden lightning flashed into contact with him.

Ding! Host is being bound!

Ding! The binding was successful!

Ding! Initialization begins!

Tang Hao's head was in chaos, and countless little stars appeared in front of him. There was a mechanical sound in his mind, and he had already scolded himself hard.

"Grandma! I'm telling you that the crow's mouth!!! I've really been chopped!"

When I woke up again, I found myself lying on the bed, and Yan Chen’s unique death song came from the kitchen.

He was stunned!

Did you have a dream?

I rubbed my slightly swelling head and asked and answered myself.

"Fake?"

"I wasn't struck by lightning? I wasn't struck by the boss's head?"

"That's right! Otherwise, how could I still be lying here? I've been resting in the hospital bed for a long time. I'm really stupid in my work!"

"I'm sorry to tell you that all this is true!" The voice echoed in both ears.

Tang Hao was sure that there was no one else in the room, and the sound was indeed coming from his head. He sat up tremblingly and patted his head hard.

"Can't it be...Is it...I'm splitting!!!"

"Wrong! I am a biological evolution system, looking for the supreme evolution of human beings, and you! It is my number one human experimenter."

"Wait...wait! Let me slow down." Tang Hao covered the back of his head with a slight pain. "In other words, can I be like Long Aotian who has an invincible system in the novel?"

"Yes!"

Wow!!!

Tang Hao felt that his 20 years of unknown origin were finally about to shine!

It won’t take long to go, I will be promoted and raised, become the general manager, become a CEO, marry a rich and beautiful woman, and reach the peak of my life. I’m a little excited to think about it!

"Hurry up!!! Post a mission to me! I want to earn points, I want to buy martial arts secrets! I want to fly to the sky and escape from the earth!" Tang Hao was already there at this moment.

"It's a pity to tell you that the task release is determined according to the ** in your heart. Please repeatedly arouse your heart and do what you want to do!" The system's emotions are also rising.

**?

Emotions?

Tang Hao touched the back of his head that was slapped by the ruthless boss lady, and then remembered the other end of Yan Chen's phone.

Ding! Novice Task 1            : Blowing Yan Chen with a bang! Successfully earned points: 100! Response points are deducted if they fail.

really!!!!!

Oh, Buy!!!

God finally favors me! I can not only do what I want to do comfortably, but also spend a lot of money (points) into my pocket!

He picked up the flip flops on the ground and walked viciously towards the kitchen. An ignorant girl who didn't know what was about to happen was still singing a song there.

In the kitchen, Yan Chen was only wearing a white shirt. Under the reflection of the sun, the white shirt was equivalent to translucent, completely revealing her devilish figure that countless women envied.

Hearing the slight footsteps behind him, Yan Chen lifted his hair in his ear and turned his head and smiled like a spring breeze blowing on his face.

"Are you up?"

If there is a man at this moment...

No!!

It should be said that there is a male. If you are present, you will definitely pounce on it and show your male charm.

Three years of profit!

The death penalty is not a loss!

But it's a pity...

Behind her was a man who was about to take him out of his body!

"Yeah! Get up!" Tang Hao put one hand behind his back, his lips trembled slightly, and he smiled very far-fetchedly.

He didn't want to let her know her intentions before he caught this unlucky girl. Many times he was exposed too early and let her find clues and locked herself in the toilet and refused to open the door.

"I made your favorite beef today and you decided to like it." After saying that, he held the Kobe beef that he had spent a long time making and brought it to the table. His pair of peach blossom eyes exuded a little excited expression. "Open it quickly, you absolutely like it."

Seeing that the time had come, Tang Hao rushed towards Yan Chen, sitting on her body, and simply controlling her hands with one hand, and took out the justice slippers he had hidden for a long time.

"I'll let you pretend to reply!"

"I'll let you escape the order!"

"I'll let you throw mine there!"

"It's very skinny!!! It's very skinny!!! You're jumping!!"

Without saying a word, the Justice slippers in his hand had an intimate contact with Yan Chen's round and elastic little butt.

Yan Chen, who was wailing and struggling with pain under his crotch, was already full of tears.

She thought that yesterday's incident had come to an end, but Tang Hao came back last night and didn't settle the score with him. She went back to the house to sleep.

She felt sorry for him after turning around all night, so she had this delicious Kobe beef to entertain.

I never expected it!

It’s not that I don’t cause trouble for her... it’s that I’ll beat myself up before I can get enough energy!!

It was not until the system prompted that the task was completed that Tang Hao reluctantly put down the righteous slippers in his hand, knowing that he had finally gotten the chance to be beaten up.

Yan Chen pouted his mouth while covering his slightly swelling little butt, and tears filled his eyes.

"I'm just joking with you, you're so cruel! You ungrateful wolf who can't be raised! I'll be with you..."

Tang Hao raised the righteous slippers in his hand expressionlessly, and still complaining, Yan Chen became honest in an instant, playing with the small buttons on his body alone.

Someone on the other side was very happy and had no expression on his face. He opened the redemption interface.

"Does there be Eighteen Dragon Subduing Palms in the System?"

"No!"

"Nine Yin Scriptures! Absorbing skills**! Fighting tigers across the mountain!"

"No."

"Then give me a set of dragon-slaying swords! If you want the kind that can glow and charge, the old man is now a rich man! 100 points!"

"No."

"This system only has practical things, or skills. Please obtain them in scientific ways, or in the integral interface."
Chapter completed!
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