Chapter 1 Preamble - The Life of Salted Fish
"You dare to move again!!!"
"It's moving! It's like your Master Tang is afraid of you!"
Yan Chen held a fruit knife and pressed it against Tang Hao's nose and warned.
Tang Hao was not showing any weakness at all, and he never stopped holding beef from Yan Chen's bowl.
His eyes were full of provocation, and he clearly knew that Yan Chen was just talking, so he dared not really start.
The beef in Yan Chen's bowl soon entered Tang Hao's stomach. Then she put down the fruit knife in her hand like a deflated balloon and muttered to herself.
"Eat and eat!! Eat and eat! Eat and eat! Eat and eat! Eat and eat sooner or later, you will become fat. If you can't walk, you will see how I will take revenge on you!"
No matter how small the voice was, it was only a table away from the two of them. All her words fell into Tang Hao's ears.
"Maybe your wish is going to fail." Tang Hao burped with satisfaction. "What's the point of being a person who has special digestive function?"
Yan Chen, who had never won a fight, vented his resentment on the remaining fruit plate. If he didn't eat it, he would insert it with a fork and directly treat the fruits as someone who was still proud of them there.
"Still you to death!! stab you to death!!!"
As if he had vented all his resentment, Yan Chen tidied up his clothes and stood up, and said to someone who was still there who was picking teeth like the second young master.
"I'll go to the bathroom."
Tang Hao waved his hand and responded, and enjoyed the leisurely time after the meal again.
When he turned around, Yan Chen smiled and left with confidence. The direction of leaving was not the toilet, but the hotel gate.
She could already think of Tang Hao's embarrassment when he was paying the bill, and was penniless and was still looked at by the waiter with strange eyes.
No matter how wronged you think about it, it’s no longer a problem!
On the other side, a "Second Young Master" who didn't know that he was going to embarrass him to his hometown was blowing a whistle to a beautiful woman in short skirt walking past him.
"Tsk tsk tsk!! This figure is good, it would be even better if the skirt could be shorter." Tang Hao did not comment seriously.
"Does that girl have to go to the toilet so slowly?"
Ten minutes later, Tang Hao looked in the direction of the toilet.
"It must be diarrhea! Let you eat so many unclean things!" Tang Hao said with a reasonable reason, "If you let you eat the beef, you won't die in the toilet!"
Yan Chen left the seat for two hours, and the waiter around him looked at him with a strange look. Tang Hao finally felt something was wrong.
"That girl must have fallen asleep in the toilet, that's right, it must be like this!"
Tang Hao couldn't help but tighten the only dollar of steel left in his trouser pocket.
Finally, the person he didn't want to face came to him. The waiter came to him with a smile holding the bill.
"Hello, you spent 132 yuan this time."
"Oh! I understand, the person who paid the bill will go to the bathroom and wait." Tang Haoyang dressed calmly and glanced at the bill.
"If you said the beauty who just sat opposite you, she left two hours ago, so please pay for the bill." The waiter was still very dedicated and kept smiling.
I didn’t expect that the revenge came so quickly. I just ate more bites of beef from that girl? As for the order?
Actually, I ate all her meat food.
"Oh! That's it." Tang Hao disturbed his head like a sudden realization.
Once again, I held the one dollar in my pocket tightly and my head turned rapidly.
The air solidified at this moment.
One minute...
Two minutes...
Three minutes...
Four minutes...
Five minutes...
Tang Hao and the waiter stared at each other for a full five minutes, but the waiter was defeated.
"Sir, should you... check out first?"
"Brother, if I say I didn't take my wallet with me when I went out today?" Tang Hao swallowed silently.
"What do you think?"
"I think there is this possibility."
The waiter politely smiled at Tang Hao, then turned his head and shouted loudly at the kitchen seat.
"Boss lady!!! Someone wants to have a tycoon meal!!!!!!"
As soon as he finished speaking, Tang Hao felt the floor under his feet burst into waves, followed by a murderous intent sound.
"Who is it!!! Hurry up to eat the king's meal in my restaurant! I won't let me unload him into eighteen pieces!!!"
I saw a rush out of the kitchen...
No!
It should be said to be a pile of meat!
He even held a kitchen knife in his hand and came to Tang Hao with a fierce face. He threw the kitchen knife between Tang Hao's legs and said viciously.
"Just tm, do you want to have a tycoon meal!!!"
Tang Hao looked down at the kitchen knife between his legs, wiped the cold sweat from his forehead and secretly shouted that he would hide quickly, otherwise Xiao Tangtang would say goodbye to him.
"Ahem... I'm not a tycoon meal for the boss, but the girl who paid the money ran away first. I called... I called her to come and pay."
Roushan...
No!
The boss's wife was still on her chest, and her huge three-layer belly was shaking constantly.
"I'll give you one last chance! If you can't get through, you can't afford this meal! The next knife will not be stumbled!"
While calling Yan Chen, Tang Hao prayed that the girl would not remember the villain's past, otherwise he might really become the first father-in-law to be castrated by a kitchen knife in history.
“Dou...dou...dou...dou..."
it is a pity..
Tang Hao did not wait for that kind voice, only a cold system reply.
"Hello, no one answered the call you made yet. Please dial later..."
Those who didn't believe in evil called again, but unfortunately the system replied in the end.
If you don’t work twice, you will be three times, you will be four times.
"Hello...."
suddenly!
Tang Hao always felt something was wrong. When the fifth time the system reply appeared, he shouted at the phone.
"Yan Chen!!! Your uncle!! Don't think I can't hear your voice! The system reply does not include an English translation?"
The phone call was paused by Tang Hao's yelling, and he vaguely heard the other end muttering, "Oh, look, I actually forgot that there is another one in my head!"
Then I really followed up with a very fluent English translation!
‘Click!’
Before Tang Hao could react, the call was hung up immediately, leaving only a confused look on his face and said to the vicious boss lady.
"If I said I really didn't mean to eat the King's meal, you would believe it, right?" Tang Hao blinked his Kaziran's eyes in great sincerity.
"I can't care whether I believe it or not! You have to ask this guy!" After saying that, the boss's wife shook the bright big kitchen knife in her hand, and the meaning was very clear.
"Help!!! I'm going to kill someone!"
Tang Hao yelled at the door handle!
Chapter completed!