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004 something is offline

The next morning, Zhou You sat at the table, holding a slice of bread in his mouth, staring at his phone in a daze, with more than a hundred unread private chats on it.

[Buy shopping again: Brother liar, this money was used for surgery... I'm almost out of my way... Please, can you refund it?]

[Buy again to buy shopping: Brother, you feel sorry for me, can you cancel the transaction?]

【Buy shopping again: Ah, it hurts so much...it's going to die...ah...

【Buy again to buy shopping: Brother, are you there?】

[Buy again and buy it for shopping: Okay, let me tell the truth, my brother... This money is borrowed, and we are directly chopping off the loan shark here...]

[Buy shopping again: Brother-Brother-I am using the tongue-head-type characters!]

...

This person is really hard to buy and buy shopping again. He has never stopped until now. He has changed countless personal designs in one night.

Zhou You should have blocked him, but if you think about it carefully, people who are addicted to this level may really have physical barriers and cannot integrate into society, which is also very pitiful.

This is like a terminally ill patient. If the condition is so serious that it is irreversible, it is better to comfort him and make him live a happier life.

Zhou You sighed and replied while chewing the bread.

[Conscientious Store Manager:...Stop cursing yourself.]

The other party replied instantly, and it seemed that he had been guarding his cell phone.

[Buy shopping again: Brother! Brother, you are here! I've knelt down for my brother! I figured it out, you can't ship the goods, let's hand in person, I'll apply to go to the Earth plane to trade in person, do you think?]

[Conscientious Store Manager: Clam? Offline Party? No... I don't plan to have any interaction with your circle.]

[System prompt: Buy "buy again and buy" and request to come to the Earth plane to trade in person.]

Reject, this must be rejected, and neurosis will definitely be contagious.

【Buy again to buy: 555555…】

[Conscientious Store Manager: Okay, don't stop 555, won't I send it to you yet?]

[Buy again to buy shopping: Brother! You are my brother! You will always be!]

[Shop Manager Conscientious: Okay, go and rest, I'll ship it now.]

[Buy again to buy it for shopping: Thank you brother, don't forget to pretend that Xiao Wang is poor.]

Of course, delivery is impossible, it is just a soothing treatment for terminally ill patients.

Zhou You drank milk and flipped through it casually. The buyers here had been struggling for a night, and the spectators there were still not at peace. There were still many people talking about the products. Most people guessed that Ming Wang bought the products, and most people also guessed that Zhou You was a liar, and he had never been idle when he bought them and was able to fly.

It seems that at least dozens of people are really watching this transaction, so many people and such a large scale, Zhou You is a little convinced after playing this part.

Maybe Xianyu is really an excellent platform, can you really buy things?

He shook his head again.

Not good, I must have played too much and started to integrate into this circle of psychiatrics.

In order to make his world view self-consistent and expose the conspiracy of these psychiatrists assimilating his own conspiracy, Zhou You opened the seller's delivery guidelines. If you prompt to express delivery to a certain real address, then you can be sure that Xianyu is a scam. Zhou You will report the case to save these people.

However, the delivery process is not like this. According to Xianyu’s prompt, Zhouyou only needs to place the product at the designated location and click on delivery.

The designated location, judging from the map, is on the black stone in the Zhou family compound!

The so-called haunting, throwing things, fainting a few years ago, the system binding a day ago, and the delivery location are all here.

At this moment, all the elements were stringed together, and the soul of the brainlessness hidden deep in Zhou You's heart was about to be ignited.

Could it be that place is really a time and space hub?

Zhou You trembled all over, and the bread in his mouth fell on the table.

It's over, and the neuropathy is so contagious that it's unknowingly integrated into that circle.

He wiped his sweat, removed the SIM card of his mobile phone in a few seconds, and unplugged the power plug of the router.

The mobile phone has entered a state of no network or service, and all applications that require networking cannot be connected.

However, Xianyu... is still unobstructed.

He ran to the toilet again, and there was no signal in his own toilet, and any communication would be invalid here.

But Xianyu is still unaffected, and there is no pause when watching ultra-clear videos. It is good to have good signal traffic.

In amazement, another system prompt came.

[Hello, many buyers have complained that you are suspected of fraud in your comments on products. Please improve the product information within half an hour, otherwise Xianyu will forcefully cancel the transaction and your store manager's permission will be cancelled.]

Zhou Youdai sat on the toilet, his hands trembling very hard.

Are they all normal people, who are trading in particular, and the only one with a psychopath—

Is it myself?

Zhou You swallowed and opened the private chat with "buy again and buy shopping".

[Conscientious Store Manager: Xianyu prompts that the transaction is about to be cancelled.]

【Buy again to buy:???

[Shop Manager Conscientious: And my store is going to be cancelled, it's great, goodbye.]

[Buy shopping again: I saw it! It must be Mingdi and others who are complaining maliciously. They want to make the transaction go bad! Don't! If you are cancelled, you will never be able to hang out, you can't hang out again... This... what's the point of living here!]

【Conscientious Store Manager: Is this serious?】

[Buy shopping again: Don't waste time! Upload a picture of Xiao Wang Leqian, otherwise you will be really deregistered.]

[Shop Manager Conscientious: I am very hesitant. I feel sick. Why do I tell you this...]

[Buy shopping again: Brother! Don’t think so much, let’s complete the transaction quickly! The Demonless Plane is too rare, things are really scarce, it would be a pity for you to be cancelled.]

[Conscientious Store Manager: Is this a prank? You collude to see me make a fool of yourself?]

[Buy again: Brother... I'll kneel down for you... Those buyers are all well-known figures in their own planes... It doesn't matter whether my transaction will be successful, you must not be cancelled!]

【Conscientious Store Manager:... Then I, try it?】

[Buy again to buy shopping: Come on, brother!]

Putting down your phone, Zhou You decided to give up thinking for the time being.

After confirming his IQ was offline, he turned on his laptop, downloaded the "FC Game Collection", and activated Super Mary and Tetris, shot and tried it on his mobile phone for more than ten seconds, and uploaded it to Xianyu with his teeth.

The comment section exploded instantly!

[It's true! It's really Xiao Wang's love of poverty! It's Mario's world and the block world!]

[The legendary Earth plane is connected again!]

[Another Demonless Plane! Great! Congratulations to the store manager!]

[Buyers must show up when they receive the goods!]

[Ming Di: Store Manager, cancel the transaction soon, I am responsible for the loss, this thing, I want 1300 fish balls!]

[Buy again: Hi~~Direction, don't pretend, everyone knows that it was you who took it~~]

【Ming Emperor: My God ***!!】
Chapter completed!
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