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003 Rhythm Drama

Zhou You did not reply this time, so he couldn't talk much with the buyer of this kind of cancer. Just when he was about to turn off his phone, a new spectator appeared in the store. His avatar was a pitch-black sickle and his workmanship was quite fine.

[Ming Emperor, Lv.6 buyer, Living Dead Plane (Middle Demon)]

[Earth plane? May I ask the store manager have heard of the legendary one... Did Xiao Wang Le be poor?]

Xiao Wang is poor?

[Conscientious Store Manager: Xiao Wang Leqiong? Are you sure you didn't type a typo? Are we talking about "earth" a earth?]

[Ming Di: Oh, I am the new store manager of Lv.0. Let me briefly introduce it. On Xianyu, the naming of the plane will not be repeated. There will always be one plane on the earth. However, there will often be errors when translating languages, and during the transmission of the plane, the products will be deteriorated, so our communication may have misunderstandings in details.]

Zhou Youxin thought, this guy has been too involved, it’s a waste of brains to understand these.

[Conscientious Store Manager: Then please describe Xiao Wang Leqiong in detail, I try my best to understand.]

[Ming Emperor: I have only heard of the legend. According to the legend, Xiao Wang Leqiong is a red and white magic vessel. It requires inserting a yellow crystal nucleus and injecting magic energy to activate it. Depending on the different crystal nucleus, it can reflect endless thousands of worlds. Have you heard of it?]

Red and white... insert yellow... Xiao Wang's love to be poor...

[Conscientious Store Manager::...Are you talking about FC game consoles? The little bully is full of fun?]

[Ming Emperor: What?! The little overlord... is endless?! The joy is endless, endless worlds. It turns out that this is the complete face of the incomplete legend! Conscientious store manager, do you have the little overlord for sale?]

Damn it, do you want to be so excited?

Hold on... I will spend a few more rounds with him, and Zhou You will not lose.

[Conscientious Store Manager: I don’t have a little bully, but the computer I sell can also play FC games. You only need to install a simulator.]

[Ming Emperor: What? Can you integrate the endless divine thoughts of joy into this magic tool? The legendary...1000 in one??]

What is this guy talking about? I want to beat him up.

Zhou You wanted to block him a little, but then he thought that according to Xianyu's setting, the language was translated back and forth. Perhaps there were no vocabulary such as simulators and game consoles in the plane of Mingdi. Therefore, the words he said were translated over and replaced by automatic magic tools, divine thoughts, etc., and when translated back, it would inevitably be distorted.

Thinking of this, Zhou You couldn't help but secretly admire Ming Di. You are always a hardcore player. This texture and brain circuit have a strong sense of substitution. I can still understand it.

Out of respect for hardcore players, Zhou You replied to him.

[Strange Store Manager: Yes, I can help you install the FC simulator before shipping.]

[Ming Emperor: I understand... But the store manager said nothing, can I pass the picture up? After I found a friend in the fish pond, I immediately took a photo.]

【Zhou You: It's too late now, I'm going to bed, let's go tomorrow.】

[Ming Emperor: Now upload the screen, as long as it is confirmed, I am willing to buy 1,000 fish balls.]

[Zhou You: It's not a matter of money...you know what I mean...]

[Ming Emperor: I understand! Add 200 fish balls and I'm sorry for the store manager. I really want to see the thousands of worlds in "Little Wang Lei Guo".]

You're crazy! You know nothing! Who wants this broken fish ball?

As we were talking, another new person left a message. The conversation just now always used the page message function. All conversations are public and can be seen by anyone who watches this product. At this moment, more people can't hold it anymore.

[What? Is this Xiao Wang Lei Lun?]

【The legendary source of ultimate happiness?】

【The top of the pleasure of the Demonless Plane?】

[No reason for speaking, can the store manager post a video!]

[Lv.0 seller? Scammer? Even the avatar is the default.]

[80% of them are liars. Xiao Wang Leqiong is red and white. The things he sells are black, which is far inferior.]

These "enthusiastic" guests are simply a group of psychopaths. Zhouyou really can't find a reason to play with this thing and become a liar.

It's almost done, if you continue playing, it will cause irreversible damage to your IQ.

[Conscientious Store Manager: Everyone, I am going to sleep, I won’t play with you anymore... Don’t always do this, go out for a walk and get in touch with the real society.]

Just as we were educating these people, the phone suddenly dinged.

[Congratulations, the buyer took a photo of your "Lenovo laptop" and the system has completed the deduction. Please follow the instructions to ship the goods.]

The status of the product has also become "in transaction". The gathered guests sighed when they saw the news, but they couldn't see who bought it, so they had to guess each other.

I bought it and jumped out the first one.

[Buy shopping again: Ming Emperor? Have you taken action?]

[Ming Emperor: I am not a me. This store manager is a seller of Lv.0. 888 fish balls are not a small number. I have been deceived and dare not take them again... Which friend is so arrogant and hopes to show up. If I take pictures of "Xiao Wang Leiqian", I will also let me see it.]

[Buy shopping again: Who is so domineering? Hi... I would have filmed it if I had known it... I would have filmed it even if I had to film it, I regret it!]

Everyone talked about it all, and they were sour and envious. Some regretted not taking action, while others insisted that Zhou You must be a liar.

Zhou You looked back and forth several times before he confirmed that he really bought it by "buying again and buying". However, this buyer himself is the most innocent one in the version chat. He regretted it and secretly led the rhythm to make everyone think it was bought by Ming Emperor.

The word drama master was invented for him.

This person, playing Xianyu to this point, is really the hard core among the hard core, and Zhou You admires it and is full of energy.

Soon, I bought a private chat message and sent it to me.

[Buy again: Hehe~~According to Xianyu's agreement, my brother wants to keep it confidential for me~~]

【Conscientious Store Manager: You...awesome.】

[Buy again and buy it for shopping: Thank you for your praise, it's normal. By the way... I was too anxious when placing an order and forgot to note it. Remember to install "Xiao Wang Leqian" before shipping!]

【Conscientious Store Manager: What a fuck, I almost finished here, right?]

[Buy shopping again:????Scammer???]

[Conscientious Store Manager: No...how do I ship the goods?...who will I give them to?]

[Buy again: I am not from the Earth plane, how do I know? Didn’t "Xianyu" tell you?]

[Conscientious store manager: Friend, moderate gaming is good for the brain, addiction to games is harmful to the body. I would like to advise you that looking back is the shore.]

Leaving a sentence, Zhou You switched his phone to Do Not Disturb mode and threw it at the head of the bed, turning over.

It’s better not to touch this software anymore, just stay away from this circle.
Chapter completed!
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