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Chapter 634 [Just kidding] (2

His wife is a treasure and it is hard to find her with a lantern. Xu Lang said beautifully in his heart.

Xu Lang grabbed Xiao Yuruo's arm, stretched out his finger and clicked it, and said seriously: "Wife, I've ordered a chastity sand for you. I can see if you have lost your virginity in the future, so I can save you from stealing men outside."

"Give me my brother's house! Do you think they are all the same as you, stealing people outside! Humph, you are so angry that you are so angry that you don't pay attention to me!" Xiao Yuruo's pretty face turned slightly red in anger, and she hurriedly got out of bed, but was hugged by Xu Lang again.

"Wife, I'm kidding with you. I know how my wife would do that. Hehe, but what I'm worried about is that your body is so great that you will react when touched by the opposite sex. I'm afraid." Xu Lang deliberately pretended to be very worried.

In fact, Xu Lang knew in his heart that even a woman with a sensitive body would not react anyway, just like a key and a lock. The minefield on his wife was developed and explored by himself, and no one could open it.

After Xu Lang said this, Xiao Yuruo seemed even more ashamed and angry, jumped up from the bed, wishing to fight with Xu Lang, "What are you talking nonsense? Can your wife and my body be touched at will? Who do you think of me as you! Are you going to piss me to death? Humph!"

Xiao Yuruo said angrily.

Xu Lang hurriedly hugged Xiao Yuruo and laughed and said, "Wife, I'm having fun with you."

"You, you, you are really angry with you." Xiao Yuruo said in shame and anger, "Don't you touch me, don't you suspect that I'm looking for a man outside, don't you suspect that any man can let me do that..."

Seeing the little wife holding this matter, Xu Lang felt amused and hugged his wife tighter, "Wife, you are teasing you, you are serious. Don't I care about you? If you cuckold me, I will go to jump to the Yellow River!"

"Hmph, you know that you feel uncomfortable doing this. Have you ever thought about my feelings when you are looking for women outside? Humph, I want to give you some chastity sand!" Xiao Yuruo said in shame and anger, while saying, pulling Xu Lang's arm seriously, biting it, leaving a row of shallow teeth marks, "No, if this is gone, it means you have lost your virginity."

"Oh my god, that's fine? Wife, I'll be killed by you sooner or later." Xu Lang said depressedly.

"God is really unfair. Why does it make the physiological structures of men and women so different? Women have feminine membranes. In ancient times, there was also geological sand. Men had nothing. Even if something happened outside, it could not be verified." Xiao Yuruo said angrily again, as if he was speaking out for the majority of women.

"Hehe, my wife, there are actually some. Let me tell you, although men don't have that film, there are ways to verify whether there has been any such behavior." Xu Lang laughed.

"I don't believe it, you're talking nonsense." Xiao Yuruo replied.

"Come on, my wife, I'll teach you." Xu Lang said, then put his mouth to Xiao Yuruo's ear and said shamelessly.

Xiao Yuruo made her face blushed and wanted to escape several times, but she was hugged by Xu Lang again.

"You must be talking nonsense." Xiao Yuruo said with a little blushing face.

"Of course not. This is science. If you don't believe it, try it on me." Xu Lang said and wanted to take off his pants.

"Ah, no, I believe it!" Xiao Yuruo hurriedly stopped Xu Lang's dirty actions in a panic.

"Look at you, I said you didn't believe me." Xu Lang said.

"Okay, husband, let me go soon. I still have to go to work, work, and a lot of people to support me. Unlike someone who has become the general manager, she is still so unemployed." Xiao Yuruo gave Xu Lang an angry look.

"Wife, aren't you tired? You can't spend too much money anymore. Why do you have to work so hard?" Xu Lang said seriously.

"Husband, you are wrong to say this. Human needs are divided into five types, from low to high, into physiological needs, safety needs, belonging and love needs, respect needs and self-realization needs. Our basic needs have been met. Naturally, we must pursue higher life values. People live in the world, not only for themselves, but if I leave the lead, what should I do if thousands of employees in Hongding International do? In addition to branches and overseas branches, there are tens of thousands of employees. How can I be so irresponsible?

Husband, I ask you, don’t you have your own power? If you ask you to give up and ignore them, can you do it?" Xiao Yuruo also said seriously.

Xu Lang knew that his wife was right. If he could let go of everything, he would have disbanded his mercenary power when he returned to China and wanted to live a peaceful life.

Xu Lang pinched Xiao Yuruo's little nose and said fondly: "Baby, what you said is right, right?"

Xiao Yuruo drilled into Xu Lang's arms, "Husband, I'm less than eighteen years old, I'm still young, and I don't want to be so tired. I also want to enjoy my youth, but I really can't be so selfish.

Husband, recently, I have studied Australian koala carefully again. I told you before that koala sleeps 22 hours a day and eats 2 hours a day. Actually, I remember it wrongly. The latest information shows that koala is used for 20 hours a day and 2 hours a day to sleep, 2 hours a day to eat, and the remaining 2 hours are held in a tree trunk, and then in a daze.

Ahhhh, husband, I really want to be a koala. I hugged the tree trunk for 2 hours and stared at daze. It was so cute and cute!" Xiao Yuruo shouted excitedly, as if he had begun to fantasize in his mind that he had really become a dazed koala.

Xu Lang said thoughtfully: "Wife, I know why you like studying koalas so much."

"Why is rice?" Xiao Yuruo said cutely as he learned the Internet language.

"Because the koala is the most lustful." Xu Lang said seriously.

Xiao Yuruo sat up straight, "Why do you say that?"

"You think about it, think about that guy holding the tree trunk for 2 hours." Xu Lang said.

Xiao Yuruo still didn't understand, "What's wrong with holding the tree trunk?"

"Wrong, you should think so, hold the tree trunk." Xu Lang said shamelessly.

Xiao Yuruo frowned, as if he had thought about it. Although he didn't understand very much, he could guess it almost the same. He quickly jumped out of bed, "Don't say I know you! I feel like I've lost all the people of my 18th generation of ancestors when I know you."

Xu Lang hugged his wife and whispered in her ear: "Wife, now, I will help you realize your wish. You can make a koala, and I am just a majestic tree trunk. Hold me."

Xu Lang said shamelessly.
Chapter completed!
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