"Husband, what are you saying? Why are you doing the plane? The plane didn't provoke you." Xiao Yuruo hurriedly pulled Xu Lang into the cabin.

The innocent Xiao Yuruo didn't know what Xu Lang meant by "flying a plane".

Sitting in their respective seats, Xu Lang held Xiao Yuruo's little hand and said, "Wife, this plane is a sport that is beneficial to physical and mental health."

"Tsk, just talk nonsense, who is idle and has nothing to do to fight? A plane?" Xiao Yuruo said disapprovingly.

"Hey hey, wife, you don't understand this, you're going to hit the plane. You're just going to hit the plane when you're idle." Xu Lang laughed.

"False truth." Xiao Yuruo retorted.

"It seems you still don't understand. It's no wonder that flying. Airplanes are a very profound knowledge. Just tell you a story and you will understand.

In ancient my country, there was a good and lustful emperor. He bet with his concubines that as long as he was a man, he would do such things, even monks were no exception, and the concubines did not believe it.

So, the emperor summoned more than 100 monks, all the big and small, young and old, in the nearby temples, took off their clothes, tied a cowhide drum on each of their waists, and then placed more than a dozen beautiful palace maids in front of them, dancing and taking off clothes to them.

Guess what, the drum sounds immediately came one after another, and the emperor was amused. After a closer look, it was all heard from the younger monk.

Hehe, wife, do you know what it means to fly? It's called to fly." Xu Lang laughed.

Although Xiao Yuruo was a little confused at the beginning, he had seen Xu Lang's powerful guy. After all, he thought about it carefully, and couldn't help but blush and beat Xu Lang hard, "You, why are you so bad? Why did the words change in your mouth?"

"Wife, I'm explaining to you that flying is a normal thing for men, and men will beat them.

Just like Tang Monk, don't think Tang Monk is very serious, that's just pretending. When the seven spider spirits and daughters kings were in front of him, he was also shooting and flying, which was more intense than anyone else.

Another time, he went to Huazhai alone and met a female donor. While the female donor's family was gone, he forced him to push him. The female donor was so scared that she hurriedly said, "Master, the little girl is just in the month of the sutra, please let me go, but Tang Monk said, "Amitabha, I am coming to get the sutra."

Xu Lang followed Tang Seng's tone and said in a very good manner.

"Go to yours, you will talk nonsense, you must have made it up. Besides, isn't there anyone in the story you just told like that? Are those old monks okay?" Xiao Yuruo blushed and retorted.

"Haha, wife, you have the same idea as the emperor's concubine, but you were also deceived by those old monks.

The emperor was not deceived. He firmly believed that a man would be able to masturbate, so he led his concubines to see him.

As a result, Damn! The old monk directly punched the drum skin, stuck inside and couldn't come out, so it would be strange if he could make a sound." Xu Lang said with a smile.

Xiao Yuruo couldn't help laughing, and Qing spat at Xu Lang, "Where did you see these messy stories? Isn't this a pure insult to insulting Buddha's disciples?"

"Wrong, this is not an insult. It is just a fact. The religions and religions abroad are even more outrageous.

It is said that a man of seclusion went to church to worship and worship. When he saw a beautiful cultivator and girl who planned to play with her, he was scolded. An old lady who was sweeping the floor next to him advised him: 'If you want to get her, you can put on makeup and make a priest and go to make an appointment with her, and you will definitely succeed.' That night, the man of seclusion asked the nun to come out with a priest's mask to love her.

After finishing, he took off his mask and said, 'Haha, I'm not a priest, I'm the one who plays you during the day!' However, the nun also took off his mask and said, 'Haha, I'm not a cultivator, either, I'm an old lady who swept the floor during the day!'" Xu Lang said with a smile.

Xiao Yuruo smiled and her stomach hurt, "You are so bad. You always tell me these erotic jokes, I will ignore you."

"Hehe, food, color, xing! This is a very normal thing. Take Master Chen for example. After practicing Buddhism for ten years, he still can't stand the loneliness. When he went back to circle and fork with Miss Shi, he went there. This was my grandfather's father, and my grandfather. Later, I had my dad, and finally, I had me. In the future, there would be our son, hehe." Xu Lang said shamelessly.

"Don't talk nonsense. It's beautiful love. Why is it so ugly to your mouth? Besides, who promised to give birth to a son for you?" Xiao Yuruo said with a blushing face.

"Hey, hey, my wife, I won't take you like this. Since you said last time, I've quit smoking and drinking, and have been preparing for my first child. How can I not have a child? Let's continue to give birth to ten or eight." Xu Lang whispered in Xiao Yuruo's ear.

Xiao Yuruo was so embarrassed that she was very angry, "Stop talking nonsense, you think I'm a pig."

In this way, along the way, the young couple talked and laughed. The plane for more than an hour and the taxi for more than half an hour finally arrived at the doorstep.

Although the young couple had only left for less than a week this time, they felt very friendly and warm when they returned to their home again.

A golden nest is not as good as a doghouse. Besides, this place is not a doghouse, it is as comfortable and luxurious as a palace.

It was already past three o'clock in the morning when we got home, but Liu's mother had not rested and came out to greet us early. She thought that only Liu's mother was not sleeping, and Mi Xiaomi and Gao Ruyu were sitting in the living room without moving.

"Oh, Yuruo and Xu Lang are back." Mi Xiaomi said, with two notes on her forehead.

"You have lie to me, you have used this trick to deceive me three times." Gao Ruyu said, his eyes moving, and six notes were stained with her forehead.

The two of them had to wait for Xiao Yuruo and Xu Lang to come back. They were so sleepy that they started playing this kind of game. If anyone moves first, they will lose and the other party will have to dip a note on her forehead.

Seeing these two girls playing such mentally retarded games like two older children, Xu Lang and Xiao Yuruo looked at each other and shook their heads helplessly and smiled bitterly.

"Two sisters, have you had enough fun?" Xiao Yuruo said standing in front of them.

Only then did Mi Xiaomi and Gao Ruyu realize that Xiao Yuruo was really back. They turned around almost at the same time, pulled out the notes on their foreheads, and hugged Xiao Yuruo one after another.

"Xiao Ruruo, we miss you anymore." Gao Ruyu shouted in a coquettish manner.

"Sister Ruyu, when did you become so numb?" Xiao Yuruo said, shaking his body.

The three good sisters seemed to have not met for a long time, chattering and playing together. Xiao Yuruo distributed the gifts he brought from Henan to everyone. Although it was almost dawn, he was not sleepy at all.

Xu Lang looked around them for a while, then went upstairs with a smile.

Until dawn, Xiao Yuruo and others went back to their respective rooms to rest, but Gao Ruyu quietly pushed open the door of Xu Lang and jumped onto Xu Lang's big bed.

This shocked Xu Lang, "My aunt, what are you doing? Why didn't you cut me off after Yuruo found out?"

"I have already coaxed her and she went to bed obediently. You are a heartless person, why are you? My aunt has already come to the door on her own initiative. You still want to push it out. If you believe it or not, I will shout loudly now, saying that you took the initiative to blame me. See if everyone believes in you or believe me!" Gao Ruyu threatened.

Xu Lang was completely helpless.

This is the unique policewoman. God Gao Ruyu is other love. If someone is shocked and afraid of Xiao Yu, and still feels a little guilty about taking out, this girl never feels guilty, but instead dares to fight for benefits for herself.

Without waiting for Xu Lang to say anything, Gao Ruyu was wet. The kiss was pressed down heavily, like rain spots, kissing Xu Lang one by one. Obviously, her kissing skills were not very skillful.

Gao Ruyu pressed up gently and rode on Xu Lang.

"Xu Lang, if you were a man, now you will let me go!"

Xu Lang was confused by Gao Ruyu's sudden explosive power for a moment. What is this?
Chapter completed!