Chapter 292 [I am making soy sauce] (3
My son's name is Niu Jialiang. He has been sleeping in the small house next to the bed of Niu Decao and his wife. The little guy was awakened by urination. Usually, as long as he gets up and pees, he will be held by his mother or father. Niu Decao is old and has a son very much favored him, so he will agree to any request from his son. Even if he is sleepy every night, as long as his son calls his parents to pee next door, the couple will get up and wait for him without saying a word. This will also develop the bad habit of the little guy.
In fact, this is not a bad habit. Who had no such experience when he was a child? The five ancient martial artists and seniors also had it, so when they saw the little guy shouting to ask his parents to pee, they couldn't help but feel funny. The little guy's appearance also evoked Xu Lang's unbearable memory to look back. In principle, he did not have that memory because he was abandoned by his parents. Not to mention being spoiled, let alone letting his parents piss him, even if he had never seen his parents' faces, I think that he was more popular with this little guy, and the little guy was much happier than him.
Seeing Xiao Cui beat a child, the five old men were very dissatisfied. The five old men had never had a woman in their lives, and they had no children or grandchildren. When they saw such a cute little baby, they were naturally happy.
"Hey, Mrs. Niu, he is still a child. Why do you have to worry about a child? Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on." One of the old men ran over quickly and hugged the little guy with his bare butt in his arms with pity.
The little guy was held in his arms by the adults and immediately became happy and acted coquettishly. It was not enough to finish peeing, but he had to play with the adults again.
Niu Decao was very angry. Although he was his only favorite son, it was the best time to get rid of Xu Lang. Looking at Xu Lang, he looked at his son with a smile, and there was no intention of taking medicine. He was very anxious and hurried over and snatched his son from the old man's arms. "Be good, Liangliang, it's not dawn yet, and my father and mother still have something to do. You go to bed by yourself."
"No, wuwu, I'm not..." the little guy cried, and slipped down from Niu Decao, running around the entire lobby, making the adults laugh. This made Niu Decao and Xiao Cui feel anxious.
Xu Lang looked at the little guy with a smile. This little guy is really lovable. He thought to himself, how great it would be if I had such a cute son. When he thought of his son, Xu Lang couldn't help but be stunned.
Yes, I have had sex with many women. After experiencing it, I have never taken safe measures, but why have I never been able to get pregnant? Why can't I be a father?
At this point, Xu Lang's queen had nine fairy-like women, including Xiao Yuruo, Zhang Chenxi, Huang Ruonan, Chen Xiangyi, Li Wenling, Zhao Wenya, Ma Qilin, Liu Ruyan and Gao Ruyu. However, only Xiao Yuruo, Zhang Chenxi, Zhao Wenya and Ma Qilin had sex with him. Among them, Xiao Yuruo only slept in a night of confusion. Later, he never even had bed. It seems that the matter of brother pushing down the queen. The palace has a long way to go, and it must be put on the agenda and speed up.
But even so, every xing and love activity lasted at least two times, and erupted every time. Why did the five women not move at all? Could it be that I, Xu Lang, can't?
However, when I think of this, my wife Xiao Yuruo is not yet eighteen years old. If she is so young, she will be pregnant, it will be bad for her health? It seems that in the future, I still need to take some protective measures and wear a condom or something.
Alas, my wife doesn’t even let her bed, so I’m worried now whether she will get pregnant. Isn’t that worrying about being pregnant?
Rub, all of them are dead. What am I thinking about here? Xu Lang complained.
Throughout history, great troubles have come, and those who are not afraid of danger may never be found, and their lives are trapped, and they are still wondering whether to wear condoms with women.
Seeing that Xu Lang had no intention of taking medicine, Niu Decao quickly walked up to Xu Lang and picked up the medicine himself, "Brother Xu Lang, look, the medicine is almost cold, you should drink it quickly. After healing the injury, it is also possible to fight with the five seniors to satisfy the wishes of several seniors."
Niu Decao deliberately pulled the five seniors in. He knew that Xu Lang respected the five seniors very much. As the saying goes, heroes cherish heroes. I believe that in order to satisfy the heroes, Xu Lang would definitely drink poison without any doubt.
At this time, the woman who called Xiao Cui also came over to show her concern, "Yes, brother Xu Lang, drink quickly, don't waste my sister-in-law's wishes, drink quickly, drink quickly."
Damn, when did you become my sister-in-law? You were so intimate that Xu Lang felt disgusted.
Xu Lang looked up at the two of them. The couple licked their faces like two pugs, widening their eyes, wishing they could open his mouth and pour the potion in, but Xu Lang remained silent.
Xu Lang stood up, took the bowl of medicine from Niu Decao, and said, "Okay, since that's the case, thank you both."
As he said that, he opened his mouth to drink. At this time, he secretly glanced at the two of them. Niu Decao and Xiao Cui looked at each other, and a jian. A wicked smile appeared on the corner of his mouth. He thought Xu Lang was dead. This behavior made Xu Lang even more sure that the bowl must have been tampered with by Niu Decao and his wife. He then placed the bowl of medicine on the table again.
Niu Decao, who was secretly proud, did not expect that it had been handed to his mouth. Xu Lang actually put the medicine down again, which annoyed him, but due to the presence of five seniors, he was not able to have anger.
Niu Decao asked hurriedly: "Brother Xu Lang, what's wrong? Why don't you drink?"
"Oh, the potion is a bit hot. I have had a problem since I was a child. I don't like drinking hot and bitter things the most." Xu Lang replied wisely.
"Oh, it's not hot, let's see." Niu Decao hurriedly picked it up and put it beside her mouth and blew it, hoping to turn himself into a hair dryer and immediately blow the medicine.
At this moment, while Niu Decao was not prepared, Xu Lang suddenly took action. The bowl of poison was right at the mouth of Niu Decao. Xu Lang's hand suddenly touched, and the poison was poured into Niu Decao's mouth. Only Niu Decao and Xiao Cui saw this action. The five old guys were playing with the little guy, but they did not see Xu Lang taking action.
Niu Decao suddenly swallowed the poison with a huge poison arsenic and was shocked, and the poison bowl in his hand immediately fell to the ground.
The sound of the impact of the bowl falling to the ground alarmed the five ancient warriors, and they immediately ran over.
"Hmm? What happened?" everyone asked hurriedly.
"Ah..." Xiao Cui, who knew the truth, screamed when she saw this. There was a huge poison in it. No matter who took it, she would die immediately, and there was no medicine to relieve it.
With Xiao Cui's scream, Niu Decao vomited blood from his mouth and fell down immediately.
The five seniors looked at Niu Decao, then at Xiao Cui and Xu Lang, and then at the medicine bowl on the ground, as if they understood something.
Ma Han said angrily: "What's going on?"
"Five seniors, I don't know what's going on. Brother Niu personally sent me medicine. I thought the medicine was too hot. As a result, the kind-hearted Brother Niu personally blew it cool for me with his mouth and tried the temperature himself, but he died." Xu Lang pretended to be innocent.
Xiao Cui, crying in tears, immediately stood up and retorted: "No, it was him, it was Xu Lang who killed me!"
"Hey, hey, sister-in-law of the Niu family, don't swear by it. It's obviously the medicine you took in person, so I brought it over here. If you want to poison people, it's you." Xu Lang said immediately.
"Ah..." Xiao Cui thought speechlessly, "You, you..." so angry that she couldn't speak.
"Hmph, Mrs. Niu, what else do you have to say? You are going to poison your husband?" One of the old men cursed angrily.
"No, no, no, it's not that I want to poison my husband..." Xiao Cui retreated without thinking and told herself.
Only then did the five seniors realize, "Then you are going to poison the Xu Lang brothers!? It's really the most toxic woman's heart!"
And at this moment, Xiao Cui's eyes fell on the ground. Suddenly, she was stunned and couldn't help but scream again: "Ah!"
Everyone hurriedly bowed their heads, everyone looked shocked. They were only busy with the above things, but they didn't notice that the little guy was lying on the ground and dipped his hands in poison and ate it in his mouth. He was only three years old and his resistance was naturally not as good as that of an adult. He foamed at the mouth after licking it a few times and was hung up.
Xu Lang shrugged his shoulders and said with an innocent look on his face: "I really don't care about my business, I'm just a soybean."
Chapter completed!